Wizard: *sings* He is like fire, burning through time…
Kenji: …
Wizard: Old as forever, the past in his prime…
Kenji: What are you singing?
Wizard: I saw his blue spaceship materialize, he looked out and said to me: "Run for your life!"
Kenji: Ooookay… Well, welcome to Pranks and other Awesomeness! Wizard has been oddly hyper for no apparent reason… so this will end badly.
Wizard: He's completely terrifying, but oh so exciting! He said I was brilliant and I could change the world!
InuYasha: Could you shut her up, please?
Wizard: We've got galaxies, planets, and moons…
Kenji: Where did that duct-tape go?
Wizard: And an awful lot of running… TO DO!
Kenji: *ducttapes her mouth shut*
Wizard: …
Kenji: Anyway, looks like Zoey came back. Lets have her come in!
Zoey: Hey hey! I only have one request- that Piedmon eats a bug.
Piedmon: … What?
Wizard: *to Piedmon* How did you get alive?
Kenji: *to Wizard* How did you get the tape off?
Wizard: *innocent face*
Piedmon: I don't know…
Wizard: Eat this bug. *hands him a tarantula*
Zexion: Uh, technically that is a spider, not a bug-
Wizard: How did you get alive too, Sexy-Zexy? And be quiet. I want him to eat a tarantula.
Piedmon: … No.
Wizard: *shoots Piedmon and takes the Tarantula to Zim* Hey Zimmy, eat this.
Zim: *eyes it* Uh… no thanks.
Wizard: *shoots Zim and walks over to Xigbar* Hey Xiggy, eat this.
Xigbar: No way!
Wizard: *shoots Xigbar*
Axel: 0_0
Dib: 0_0
Kenji: 0_0 Who gave her a gun?
Wizard: WHO WILL EAT THIS?
GIR: Ooo! *grabs the spider and eats it*
Wizard: That's better. *calmly sits down, still holding the gun* Bye Zoey! Oh, look who's back! It's Kyrlin!
*Kyrlin poofs back in center stage*Kyrlin: Drrrramatic entrance! There wuz quite a lot of death in these things, aren't there? Just thought I'd ask all of you guys, mainly the one who've died, you do know that every time you're KO'd you lose a few brain cells? So, every time you die, are you getting stupider?
Zim, Xigbar, Piedmon: *lie there just dying*
Kyrlin: Hmm. Right-o then... let's see now... *floats over to Zim and Dib* I want you two to go and snoop around Xemnas' place. Just get out alive.
Dib: How are we supposed to do that if I died last episode, and Zim is dying right now?
Wizard: Wait- Dib, you are STILL a ghost?
Dib: Yeah.
Wizard: Huh. Weird. I'll fix that for next episode.
Zim: *his ghost slowly floats up from his body* AAA! YOU KILLED ZIIIIIIIM!
Wizard: I'll get you your body back if you go snoop around Manse- er, Xemnas' room. Go away now.
*Zim and Dib leave*
Wizard: … SOMEONE CLEAR UP THESE BODIES, PLEASE!Kyrlin: Gaz, I'm not afraid of yeh, so go ahead and put away that game console and go fight some Heartless.
Gaz: *glares*
Kyrlin: Don't try and glare me into submission, just do it. But... *grabs the Tallest* these guys are your weapons.
Red: … I'm… alive? Yay- OOF! *is picked up by the feet and swung into a wall, passes out*
Purple: 0_0 Uh… Hi?
Gaz: Let's go. *walks out with Purple, dragging red behind her*Kyrlin: Takitty Tak, you can have Gir as your minion for a day. Experience what Zim has to go through every day.
Tak: Uhg, fine. *ignores GIR as he climbs up on her shoulders and starts hitting her head*
Kyrlin: Mimi, you're here, right?
Mimi: *salutes*
Kyrlin: Well, imitate Gir.
Mimi: I do not understand how to do so.
Kyrlin: Try to be just as innocent and crazy as him.
Mimi: Yes miss.
Kyrlin: *points to Alyx* and she is your new master until Tak gets you : *walks over to Alyx with blue eyes, Alyx hugs her*
Alyx: Do you want to make wafflez?
Mimi: Yes! ^_^
Alyx: Yay! *they run off hand in hand*
Axel: … *sees a dejected Fluffy(heartless, not Sexy-shomaru) walk over to him and hug his leg* Aw… poor guy… your mommy will be right back… *picks him up and cuddles him*
Wizard: *stares sadly at the little shadow heartless in Axel's arms* Oh… so sweet…
Zim: *floats back in, eyes wide* I think I am mentally scarred for life…
Wizard: What was it like?
Dib: You don't want to know. You are to young and innocent to comprehend-
Wizard: Do you want your body back?
Dib: *whispers in Wizard's ear*
Wizard: 0_0 Oh dear Seraphimon…
Dib: Uh huh.
Zim: What did you say those magazines were again?
Dib: Shh… we have young veiwers.
Zim: Ok… Anyway, can I have my body back?
Wizard: Next episode.
Zim: Okay then.
Kyrlin: I shall be back! *quickly glomps Axel then poofs away*
Axel: Was that a promise or a threat?
Wizard: *shoots Axel*
Kenji: AAA! GET THE GUN AWAY FROM HER!
Wizard: *Trollface* Never! *runs off*
Kenji: Well, that's all for now. Bye!