Wizard: I'M DANCIN LIKE A MONKEH! !1
Kenji: Oh dear… XD Why did I let you have more caffeine?
Wizard: LOL! *is running around all crazy-like*
Kenji: Anyway, welcome back. This is shorter than last time.
Wizard: Cuz I'm bored and impatient.
Kenji: Exactly.
Wizard: And no one is reviewing the last 2 chapters. PEOPLE, Y U NO REVIEW?
Kenji: … Anyway, Mehgan is our only real guest today…
Meghan: I found my body! *holds up skeleton* ^_^
Wizard: Ah man, I thought I hid that well! : (
Kib: *out of no where runs out* STOOPID HYUUUMAN! *smashes the skeleton and runs away*
Kenji: …
Wizard: KAY! CONTROL YOUR SON!
Kay: *is hugging Dib*
Wizard: Wait, Dib got alive again?
Kib: *runs out* DIE DIB! *kills Dib again*
Blez:...wow. Now you've officially died...a lot of times.
Wizard: Oh, we all know your are crying inside. *giggles*
Kay: lol
Wizard: BLEZ LIKES DIB! BLEZ LIKES DIB!
Kay: XD Oh wow.
Dib ghost: 0_0
Wizard: BLEZ AND DIBBEH IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! *dodges the sharp implements Blez is throwing at her*
Dib: …
Kenji: …
Axel: …
Alyx: …
InuYasha: …
Kay: looooooooooooooooooooool
Wizard: FIRST COMES LUUUUUUUUURVE, THEN COMES MARRIDGE, THEN COMES A SMEET IN A BABY CARRIDGE- AAAAA! *slips and falls out the window*
Kenji: Oh dear l-
Fang: *suddenly appears after being absent most of the episodes* NOOO! WIZARD! *flies out the window*
Wizard ghost: *appears* Ah man…
Kib: Now there is no one worth killing… even the guest is dead-
Meghan: MOST BECAUSE YOU KILLED ME.
Kib: *waves it off* Minor details.
Arianna: LET'S JUST GIVE THE FREAKING DARES ALREADY.
Kib: :D *whispers to Wizard* That's the one I told you about!
Wizard: …
Meghan:...bighead's bigheaded child is right. LET US BEGIN WITH TEH DARING AND SUCH.
Wizard: See? She is practically your sister. And she is Hyuuuman.
Kib: But she hates daddy… *lovestruck*
Wizard: Oh dear seraphimon why did I create this one? Anyway, what are your dares?
Blez:*facepalm*
Wizard: I WASN'T DONE WITH YOU! I AM A DABR SHIPPER NOW!
Kenji: … DaBr?
Wizard: ^_^ Dib and Blez… XD
Kenji: *facepalm*
Dib: 0_0
Kay: 0_0
Wizard: heehee Meghan prolly thinks it's funny.
Meghan: OKAY. Umm...TACOS. Zim, your PAK has now been replaced with a taco. What shall you do?
Zim: Eh? *feels back and eyes grow wide* NOOOO! My PAK! Give it back NOW! GIVE BACK THE PAK OF ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Wizard: *Has the PAK* Never.
Zim: I only have 10 minutes to liiiiiiiive…
Wizard: When did you come alive?
Zim: At the start of the episode. You promised, remember?
Wizard: OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH… XD I forgot…
Kenji: Oh my…
Wizard: lol Oh well. What's next? *chucks PAK in the closet where she also re-locks Kib and Day*
Blez:*pokes Gir* There's a taco on Zim's back. Go get it!
GIR: OOO! *grabs the Taco and eats it*
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meghan: XDDD Fail, Zim. Epic fail.
Arianna: I dare Dib to be eaten by a rabid tiger.
Kib: … I love you… *hearts in eyes*
Dib: Why do my children hate meeeee? D:
Arianna: Then whatever's left of him will go to the I.I.S.S. Network.
Kib: Nice… *hugs Arianna*
Meghan: Whaat?
Arianna:*rolls eyes* The Intergalactic Irken Science Studies Network.
Meghan: Ooohhh. I had no idea.
Kay: Wait a second…
Blez: How do you know about that?
Kay: Yeah, who told you? That's supposed to be top secret!
Arianna: Considering Dib tells me almost EVERYTHING about his studies, that came up in a conversation one day.
Kay: *glares at Dib* I told you to keep your mouth shut, big head!
Dib: *grins sheepishly*
Blez: Oh. Anyway, Axel. I dare you to be an Irken for the rest of the chapter.
Axel: Wait-
Wizard: YAY! *smoke fills room, and when it clears Axel is Irken*
Axel: 0_0 My hair… It's gone…
Wizard: SQUEEEEEEEE! *glomps Axel* OMGOSH AXEL IS AN IRKEN NOW HES EVEN MORE HOT!11 ^_^
Axel: … : ) Eeeeeeeeexcellent…
Alyx: -_- *is jealous* Axy…
Wizard: Porqupine head is MINE!
Alyx: *sobs*
Meghan: Wooowwww. Um...DONUT PARTEH~!
*everything explodes and turns into donuts*
Tallests: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Meghan: And the Tallest get none. XD
Tallests: Aw… *are sad*
Wizard: lool poor Purple I loves you. You get doughnuts! ^_^
Purple: Yay!
Red: Yay!
Wizard: … Not your, Red. I hate you.
Red: *dies*
Wizard: Yay! ^_^
Purple: *eats doughnuts*
Blez: Like they deserve any.
Wizard: lool shush Blez, or I shall tease your further for your obvious and inevitable love of Dibbeh.
Arianna: Okay...one word. Lizard.
Kenji: What now?
Arianna: MAKE A LIZARD ALL GIANT, AND GIVE IT LASER VISION, AND IT'S UP TO ZIM AND DIB TO TEAM UP AND STOP IT.
Wizard: Sounds like fun.
Arianna: Or they die until the lizard is actually stopped.
Wizard: : D Yesh… *T-Rex appears with laser beam eyes and shoes that make it invisible* FIGHT NOW!
Zim: *has now died*
Dib: Uh… I'm still dead.
Wizard: … *shoots everyone*
Kenji ghost: :O Why meeeeeee?
Wizard: Iunno.
GIR: Yay! YOUZ IS ALL DEAD PEOPLEZ NOW! ^_^
Zim: … I hate you all.
Kib: *is back*
Wizard: I am so glad I am dead right now.
Kib: I'm dead too.
Wizard: Oh.
Kib: Jerk.
Wizard: lol
Meghan: Yey. X3 ZADF. I like when they friends.
Wizard: I love ZaDf too… ^_^
Arianna: Maybe Dib would've paid more attention to me and my siblings if they were friends. I blame them both for my screwed up life.
Kib: I love Arianna so much…
Wizard: … I'm gonna hurl.
Kenji: You are dead.
Wizard: GHOSTS CAN HURL!
Kenji: 0_0 Ooookay then.
Meghan:...you should probably blame m...never mind. Anyway, yeah...I can't think of anything else.
Blez: I can. Someone send Zim to planet Zorgon, home of the vampire-demon-aliens, that will eat their own kind just for survival.
Meghan: A little harsh, doncha' think?
Blez: NO.
Zim: Uh… I'm dead.
Meghan:...
Arianna:...
Kib: … *lovestruck*
Wizard: …
Dib: …
Tak: …
Axel: …
Fang: …
Xigbar: …
Demyx: …
Zexion: …
Alyx: …
Kay: …
InuYasha: …
Kaida: …
Lord Sexy-Sesshy Mc. FluffFluff: …
Kaida: *faints*
Kenji: …
MOE: …
GIR: …
Wizard: *makes everyone's ghost explode*
Meghan: Anyway, BYE~! *poof and I disappear*
Arianna and Blez:...*walk away*
Kib: Nooooo! *is heartbroken and dies*
Wizard: How did he die if he was already dead? Anyway, bye! ^_^