Wizard: lolz. Hello again, peoplez! ^_^ It's time for PRANKS!
Kenji: …
Moe: …
Wizard: Oh, come on! Do the thing!
Kenji: … Fine…
Moe: Fine.
Both: *blow into giant trumpets* DOODOODEEDOO!
Wizard: AND OTHER AWESOMENESS! *looks victorious*
Kenji: lol
Wizard: Today we have a few pranks, but first lets introduce another person that will be appearing on here. Everyone, please welcome Bao.
*Black-haired boy with cat ears runs out*
Bao: Hey people! I'm Bao, so watch out!
Kenji: XD It's Bao…
Wizard: lol hey Bao!
Bao: Hey guys!
Wizard: … You left your weapons home, right?
Bao: … Kinda…
Wizard: You know the rules.
Bao: -_- Yes…
Wizard: Okay. *hold up gun* Who's our first guest?
Kenji: Uh… why do you have that again?
Wizard: So I can kill people.
Kenji: Aren't we ghosts right now? Well, except Bao cuz… ya' know, he's new?
Bao: That explains why you are see-through…
Wizard: lol yeah, so?
Kenji: You can't kill us if we are dead…
Kyrlin: Well, according to StarClan and Dark Forest, your ghost CAN be killed... it's extremely painful.
Wizard: See? Wait- how did you get here, Kyrlin?
Kyrlin: OH! I forgot to say how I entered, didn't I?
Wizard: XD
Bao: Who's this?
Wizard: That's mah friend. She's cool! ^_^
Kyrlin: *floats in through wall* There.
Wizard: loooooooooool
Kenji: *facepalm*
Kyrlin: *looks around and sees the many ghosts surrounding her* Oh. Hey, I'm not the only one who can go through walls now^_^!
Dib: *floats above chair* Wizard! Please make us alive again!
Wizard: Never! : )
Kyrlin: Oh, er, yes... for daresies now... All Irkens can only talk by meowing/yowling.
Wizard: XD I like this one.
Zim: …
Tak: …
Kay: …
Kyrlin: You will be able to speak normally again only AFTER Dib and Demyx has taught all of you to meow a whole song, altogether, in tune. Do your best to mew the words.
Zim: NEVER! Zim WILL NEVER- meow. 0_0
Tak: Shut up idiot and just do what she- nyan. 0_0
Kay: Dib, please make her not- MReeeeeeeeOw! 0_0 Meow? : (
Wizard: lol
Dib: … This is somewhat amusing.
Kay: MREOWnyanmeow- Yowl!*snarls*
Dib: Sorry hun but… it is XD
Wizard: Anyway… Dibby! DemDem! Go teach them stuff!
Demyx: YAY Sitar song!
All the Irkens: …
Demyx: hutlahutlahutlahey playin' my sitar night and day hutlahutlahutlaho somethinsomethin no no no Faster faster fast it goes playin mah sitar with mah toes hutlaheyhutlaheyhutlahey- OH AY OH!
*Random chorus of meows and hisses*
Demyx: … How about something easy? Like… Nyan cat?
Wizard: No… NO! 0_0
All the Irkens: : )
Wizard: NOOOOOO!
*All the Irkens sing Nyan cat*
Wizard: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
*silence*
Kyrlin: Now, I want Gaz, Mimi, and Gir to build an object that will not kill anything. It can maim, hurt, embarrass, but not kill. You may request help from Professor Membrane.
Wizard: *snickers and hands Gaz the plans* Make a pairing shipping machine. It will randomly generate a pairing and have the characters act it out! XD Go forth!
Kyrlin: Oh, I am being rather light on the dares for the Organization members, aren't I? Well, Xigbar and Zexion can stand in for the Tallest on the Massive. Until Red and Purple can defeat you two in a duel, you guys are in control.
Xiggy: Sweetness. *is alive again*
Zexion: *is alive too, but reads Twilight still*
Wizard: Uhg… just go.
*they leave*
Red: 0_0 They are gonna steal our snacks…
Wizard: Go beat 'em up, then.
*Tallests leave*
Kyrlin: Have fun, cause I need to go and make sure that khajiit isn't preparing for another 'Cupcakes' episode. *waves at Axel then flies back through wall*
Wizard: ^_^ That was fun. *eats a sammitch*
Kenji: How are you eating that if you are dead?
Wizard: I'm alive now.
Kenji: Am I?
Wizard: No.
Kenji: -_-*
Wizard: Lol you can be alive.
Kenji: :D Yayz! *is alive*
Dib: Can-
Wizard: No.
Dib: Oh…
Wizard: Anyway, next we have-
Meghan: Epicness.
Wizard: -Meghan… WHY IS EVERYONE INTERUPTING M-
Irkens: …
Wizard: I HATE YOU ALL! *everyone explodes but Wizard*
Kenji: Aw man…
Bao: …
Wizard: lol
Kib: *runs out* OMGOSH IS ARIANNA HERE?
Wizard: …
Meghan: Arianna, you gots a cruuussh~XP
Arianna:...*blushes slightly*
Kib: *is beet red*
Wizard: lol! XD
Meghan: This is strange, because usually people pair up BLEZ and their OC's. *shrug* Better Arianna than Blez.
Wizard: *snickers* Yeah, cuz Blez is meant for Dibby…
Blez: I DO NOT LIKE DIB! *stabs him in the eye with a plastic spork, then shoots poison darts at Wizard*
Wizard: Ow! *dies*
Kenji: 0_0
Wizard-ghost: Oh dear Seraphimon…
Meghan: BAD BLEZ. *hits her in the head with a broom stick*
Wizard: I'm dead! TT_TT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kenji: *facepalms*
Bao: … Does she act like this a lot on here?
Kenji: Yes.
Bao: Lovely.
Wizard: *is suddenly alive again* lol
Kenji and Bao: *facepalm*
Blez: ...*beats Kay and Dib with a hammer*
Kay: XO
Dib: !
Kenji: How did they get alive?
Wizard: I made them alive.
Kenji: Oh.
Wizard: *shoots Dib and Kay*
Dib: *dies*
Kay: *dies*
Wizard: NOW I MADE THEM DEAD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kenji: That's… just… great… *facepalms*
Meghan:...anyway, muffins. X3 I LIKES TEH MUFFINS. And now I has a dare. Kay has to kill Dib.
Wizard: :o That's mean!
Meghan: I'm soo mean.
Wizard: lol Yes you are XD oh well
Meghan: XC But it's too bad I don't care! ^^ Now, let us see...
Wizard: *makes Kay and Dib alive again*
Kay: I'm not gonna kill him! *hugs Dib*
Dib: :3 I feel loved…
Wizard: … *grabs Blez and forces Dib and her to kiss*
Dib: 0_0
Kay: *sparks out and bloodily murders both Dib and Blez*
Wizard: Lol I didn't think Blez would die… oh well… XD Lets keep her dead for a while so I don't die from making her kiss him. XD
Arianna:*got over her blushing* Dib. I have a dare for you. After you're alive again and everything. Anyway, I dare you to eat dog food. A whole fifty pound bag of it. And then somebody gets to chop his big head in half. Or chop it to pieces. *shrug* Doesn't matter to me.
Dib: *is alive again* Uh… *looks at dog food* No.
Kib: *whispers* Can I still chop up his head?
Wizard: Yes.
Kib: *grabs knife and hacks Dib to pieces*
Wizard: … You were only supposed to do the head…
Kib: I know. : )
Wizard: 0_0 Anyway… anything else?
Meghan: O_o...um...anyway, yeah. ALYX! The mushrooms worship you. REJOICE AND
LEAD WITH PRIDE! X3
Alyx: X3 TEH MUSHROOMS! BOW MY LOYAL MUSHY-ROOM MINIONS! BOW BEFORE YOU QUEEN!
Axel: …
Wizard: *facepalms*
Kenji: She's as bad as Wizard…
Bao: … Wow.
Wizard: I have something better tho.
Bao: What?
Wizard: X3 I have an army of Tribal Fire-worshiping Cannabalistic Chicken warriors from a small island somewhere in the ocean… X3X3X3
Kenji: *headesk*
Bao: lol
Blez:*facepalm* Zim. We haven't said anything about you in this review yet.
Zim: … *is nervous*
Eat this. *throws a puffer fish at him* If you eat the wrong part, it will poison you and you will die.
Zim: Eh… I am dead tho…
Wizard: *makes him alive*
Zim: *eats it and dies*
Wizard: lol
Meghan: Now that's going overboard...
Blez: You make Kay kill Dib, and you talk to ME about going overboard?
Meghan:...true. Okay, got anything else, Arianna?
Arianna:...*staring at Kib*
Kib: … "Staring at Arianna*
Wizard: … This is just sad… -_-
Meghan:...Kib, take Arianna on a murder date. Be destructive. Do something violent. She likes that. And writing, but that's not much of a date...*shrug* Your choice.
(A/N: Sorry… I steal Arianna for a sec here…)
Kib: *still stares but says* Wanna go murder babies?
Arianna: Sure.
Kib: Sweet. *grabs a couple machetes and they leave*
Wizard: Ah, true love… whether in the form of flowers or killing children, it is sweet.
Bao and Kenji: …
Wizard: What? I can be sweet…
Kenji: HA!
Wizard: *shoots him*
Kenji: *dies then says* I thought I was dead.
Wizard: I made you alive to kill you again.
Kenji: … You suck.
Wizard: XD
Kib: *comes back* We need something. *grabs bazooka*
Wizard: How are the lovebirds?
Arianna: Sh..SHUT UP.
Wizard: XD
Kib: *glares at Wizard and leads Arianna back out again*
Wizard: lololol.
Meghan: XD Anyway, BLEZZY. Kiss the Dib. Whether he's still dead or not.
Wizard: lol you are both dead, so… XD
Blez:...*kisses blade of knife (which is covered in blood by the way) and stabs Dib in the face with it* Good enough for you?
Wizard: … how did a ghost… stab a GHOST? 0_0
Meghan: O_o...that's mean.
Blez: And you're ugly.
Meghan:*glares*
Wizard: …
Blez: Wizard, I have a dare for you. Kill Meghan. With this. *gives a gummy
bear* If you can accomplish it, I'll...uh...*looks around* give you something.
*shrug*
Meghan: NO. I DUN WANNA DIE! DX *throws explosive pineapples everywhere* THE
PENGUINS ARE IN DANGAH! DDDDX *cries, passes out*
Wizard; OHNOES NOT TEH PENGUINS! *passes out as well*
Kenji: THE PENGUINS? ! *passes out too*
Bao: …
Blez:...yeah. Okay, now...uh...Kay, kill all DABR fans. This is the only time I'll ever be nice to you, but you can have Dib.
Kay: *shrugs* Fine with me.
Wizard: Wait- No! 0_0
Crowd of random DaBr fans: *scream in terror*
Meghan:*wakes up suddenly* NO. THE DIB-BEAST BELONGS TO BLEZ.
Blez:*flicks me on the forehead*
Meghan:...*cries*
Wizard: EVERYONE! START A PROTEST! DIB AND BLEZ! DIB AND BLEZ!
Random crowd of DaBr fans: *chant along*
Kay: *kills everyone including the guests*
Wizard: Ah man, now the guests are ghosts too…
Blez: Anyway, that's it I guess. Arianna, stay in that closet with Kib. *points*
Wizard: lol *locks them in teh closet*
Kenji: That's not awkward at all… XD
Wizard: lol I know, right? XD
Bao: Oh dear…
Meghan: DIB IS BLEZ'S WAAIIIFUUUU! DX *explodes*
Wizard: D:
Blez:...*walks away again*
Wizard: Weeeeeeeell that's it for this episode! Please submit your dares, I love to hear them! ^_^ And yes, this show is now helping the IZ Game Show- hosted by Meghan- in spreading the word about how DaBr is the best OCxCannon pairing out there. XD Please read that fic- Its EPICLY AWESOME! For those of you reading this on DeviantArt, the link will be below. On Fanfiction, just search for TheAwesomenessThatIsMe and you will find it. XD Bye now! TACOOOOOOOS… *pauses* LEPRECHANS! ANDACLOWNWITHNOHEAD!
Kenji and Bao: *facepalm*
Wizard: X3