*Wizard, Kenji, and Bao sit on the couches, now in a circle, wearing pajamas. The stage is empty except for them. Wizard hugs an Axel plushie, Kenji hugs a Namine plushie, and Bao has a large sword next to him*
Kenji: …
Bao: …
Wizard: … Do you… have any threes?
Kenji: Go fish.
Wizard: Dang it! *grabs a card*
Bao: Uh… is that camera on? *points at the camera*
Wizard: Don't be silly. The show doesn't start for another hour.
Bao: … *looks at he clock* That clock stopped working.
Wizard: *looks up at it as well* CRAP! *runs out of the room*
Kenji: *starts cleaning up the cards*
Bao: *starts putting the chairs where they belong*
Wizard: *runs back in dragging the entire cast behind her- all of them also in pjs* Come on, guys!
Dib: Why are you wearing that?
Wizard: *looks down at her polka-dot pjs* Don't ask. Just get to your seats!
Axel and Xigbar: *wink at Wizard*
Wizard: *blushes*
Kenji: *rolls his eyes* Fangirl.
Wizard: Whatever. Nice Pokemon pjs.
Kenji: *ignores her*
Bao: XD This is why you wear a t-shirt and shorts instead.
Wizard: ^_^ Anyway, welcome to PaOa… which looks like a pairing name. Without an R at the end.
*crickets*
Wizard: Oh, we have no audience. Oh well, random ghosts can be the audience! Anyway, lets have dares! First we have Kyrlin!
Kyrlin: *from somewhere outside* Does this place have a door?
Wizard: We used to… but it blew up. XD
Kyrlin: ... *floats in through ceiling* Nevermind. I just thought it'd be polite to enter like you people.
Wizard: Thanks though! I'm glad someone doesn't like racking up my damage bills!
Kyrlin: *glares at Zexion* I hope that you got pounded by Red and Purple.
Zexion: Why?
Kyrlin: No Tallest would read that ridiculous series.
Zexion: *puts book down, offended*
Wizard: Wait, what did happen?
Zexion: Nothing. They didn't come.
Wizard: 0_0 Weird.
Kyrlin: Why don't you go and test out the machine that Gaz and those SIR units made...? If... you know, it's done.
*Gaz and GIR bring out a large blue compuer with a huge screen*
Wizard: Well, go on!
Zexion: *presses button*
Computer: Random pairing generated. GaGr.
Wizard: Yay! ^_^
Gaz: …
GIR: ^_^ The scary lady? Yay! *hugs Gaz*
Gaz: … Get off of me.
Wizard: Computer, start pairing!
Computer: Pairing started.
Gaz: I will make you pay if you- *suddenly stops, sits down, and cuddles GIR*
GIR: I luv u lady! :3
Gaz: You are just the most adorable thing ever!
Wizard: This machine is the greatest thing ever! :D Computer, what pairings can you do?
Computer: Any pairing from any fandom. I can generate cannon pairings, normal pairings, Yaoi, and Yuri.
Wizard: … Ew… that's not happening. Anything else I should know?
Computer: My capabilities do not create lemons however.
Wizard: Well that is good at least. Anyway, what next?
Kyrlin: Ooooh, and before I forget... awww snap. Erm. I'll remember soon, I know I will. Anyways, Zim, here. *hands him a flamethrower* I know it isn't original, but use this to destroy all of Zexion's Twilight books. You shouldn't have to worry much, I don't think he'll attack.
Zim: Eh? Okay. *turns on the flamethrower*
Wizard: NO NOT HERE!
*Flames envelope the entire stage, killing everyone but Axel, Alyx, Demyx, InuYasha, Wizard, Kenji, and Bao*
Wizard: Well at least he died from it.
*ghosts rise from the charred bodies*
Wizard: lol
Kyrlin: Dib, go sleep.
Dib: … What?
Kyrlin: You've lost lots of brain cells last chapter.
Dib: Oh.
Kyrlin: I mean, don't sleep and die sleeping, just take a nap. And dream that you aren't dying all the time.
Dib: I'm fine with that. *goes off to sleep*
Kyrlin: Oh yeahz, hello Bao. You're cute X3.
Bao: Uh…
Wizard: lol that's kinda funny.
Bao: …
Wizard: Anyway, continue.
Kyrlin: Go and help make Alyx' Mushroom army learn to dance. Then give them weapon so they can defend themselves from mushroom-eating monsters.
Alyx: No! They must not be eaten! *hugs the mushrooms*
Bao: … I have to teach them to dance?
Wizard: Yes.
Bao: But-
Wizard: Do it.
Bao: I don't-
Wizard: Now.
Bao: But they are just mushrooms!
Wizard: *flames in eyes* NOW.
Bao: Fine. *dances with the mushrooms*
Alyx: Now we must make tiny spears for them so they don't die!
Bao: Or we give them a bazooka. *pulls out the bazooka from episode two and lets them have it*
Wizard: :o I thought that got pushed out a window!
Bao: *shrugs* I found it backstage.
Wizard: *glares at Kenji*
Kenji: *hides*
Wizard: Hey speaking of episode two I will be right back! *runs out*
Kyrlin: This was a kinda short visit, but maybe next time will be longer...
Kenji: Ah… Nothing else?
Kyrlin: Oh wait... yes! I DO SUPPORT DABR! So I wuz killed last chapter as well XD
Kenji: *facepalms*
Kyrlin: Okie, now I go. *looks around* I see no doors... *poofs out*
Kenji: Anyway, next guest!
Meghan: YAYZ!
Kenji: Hey! ^_^ What's up? We talked about your fanfic last time!
Meghan: Though the actual fic that will have DABR is Blez: Guardian of the Oppallus...*shrug* OH WELL. Thanks for mentioning my storeh.
Kenji: No problem!
Meghan: Hey Arianna, how did you like your time in the closet with Kib? XDD
*Arianna and Kib appear, blushing*
Arianna:*glares* N-none of your business.
Meghan: Come oooonnn! DX Tell.
Arianna: SHUT UP.
Meghan: Okay, Kib will tell us! Won't you Kib?
Kib: … No.
Wizard: *comes back in with a video tape* Ah, please tell us!
Arianna: NO.
Meghan: NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Blez: You...YOU MADE ME KISS HIM? HOW DARE YOU EXIST?
Wizard: Acctually, I found this. It's a tape of episode two. Let's see what you were saying back then, huh?
-Pops video in, shows episode two on the screen-
Past Meghan: …Blez is a complete and total Dib fangirl. So yeah.
Past Wizard: Yay! Blez, we shall be friends!
Past Blez:*latches onto Dib* X3
Past Wizard: *does the same*
Past Dib: !
Past Arianna:*facepalm*
-in present, Wizard fast forwards a bit-
Past Blez: Hey, where'd Dib go?
Past Meghan:...he's dead. Dib is dead.
Past Blez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*dies*
-back in present, Wizard take the tape out and looks victorious-
Meghan: X3 Yey. And ha. YOU FAIL BECAUSE I HAS AN ARMY OF DABR FANS NOW. A small army, but still.
Blez: I HATE YOU ALL.
Meghan: And we love you. ^^
Wizard: lol *tucks the video away for safekeeping*
Meghan: Oh, we should probably move on to the dares now. First, Alyx. GUESS WHAT? The mushroom god council has agreed to let you rule the pickles, too. You are becoming quite popular. XP
Alyx: YAY! ^_^ *hugs the pickles too* Thank you Mushroom god council! X3
Axel: … What have you done to her?
Alyx: Ah I still love you, Axy! *glomps Axel*
Axel: :3
Arianna: Kib, I had a really fun time killing those babies.
Kib: So did I.
Meghan: Aww. X3
Wizard: So cute! X3
Arianna: I will beat you with your head after I rip it off if you don't shut up.
Kib: And I will do the same to you. *glares and points at Wizard* But I will rip your limbs off first and set your face on fire. Then I will put your bloody and burned torso on a colony of fire ants, and then I will rip off your head and beat you with it.
Meghan: O_o...
Wizard: 0_0 heh heh heh… *whispers to Meghan* I guess they need to go on another date…
Blez: Zim, sing Buried Alive by Avenged Sevenfold. I can't remember if there's cursing, but that can be censored, I suppose.
Meghan: Yeah, just one. Make it say, "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!" XD
Zim: I don't know that song!
Wizard: Neither do I! D: And I won't be able to look it up for a while, so remind me to do it next episode, okayz?
Bao: Uh, why don't you still make someone sing to make up for it?
Wizard: *points at him* Be careful what you wish for- I might make you sing!
Bao: …
Wizard; Uh… I'm gonna force Blez and Kay to sing a song together. *chains them together* Sing 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne. And they have to sing it to Dib.
Kay: I don't wanna be chained to Blez!
Alyx: That song swears a lot…
Wizard: They can edit it. Go!
(A/N- My apologies again for stealing your character momentarily.)
Blez: Hey Hey, You You! I don't like your girlfriend!
No Way, No Way! I think you need a new one.
Hey Hey, You You! I could be your girlfriend!
Kay: Hey Hey, You You! I know that you like me!
No Way No Way! You know it's not a secret!
Hey Hey, You You! I want to be your girlfriend!
Blez: You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious. I think about you all the time- You're so addictive. Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Kay: Don't pretend- I think you know I'm dang precious! And, Heck yeah! I'm a friggin Irken princess! I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right!
Blez: *points at Kay* She's like, SO whatever.
And you could do SO much better. I think we should get together now…
Kay: And that's what everyone's talking 'bout!
Blez: Hey Hey, You You! I don't like your girlfriend!
Kay: No Way, No Way!
Blez: I think you need a new one. Hey Hey, You you! I can be your girlfriend!
Kay: Hey hey, you you! I know that you like me!
Blez: No Way! No Way!
Kay: You know it's not a secret!
Hey hey, You you- I want to be your girlfriend!
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me.
And even when you look away, I know you think of me. I know you talk about me all the time, again and again! And again, and again and again.
Blez: So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear. *glares at Kay* Better yet, make your girlfriend DISAPPEAR!I don't wanna hear you say her name EVER AGAIN!
Cuz, she's like SO whatever! And you could do SO much better.I think we should get together now-
AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONES TALKIN' 'BOUT!
Kay: Hey hey! You you!
Blez: I don't like your girlfriend!
Kay: No way! No Way!
Blez: I think you need a new one.
Kay: Hey hey! You you!
Blez: I could be your girlfriend!
Kay: Hey hey, you you!
Blez: I know that you like me!
Kay: No way, no way!
Blez: You know it's not a secret!
Kay: Hey hey! You you!
I want to be your girlfriend!
*Dib runs away before the song can be finished*
Wizard: lol *hides before Blez kills her*
Kay: Nooooo! Dibby! *runs sobbing after him*
Kenji and Bao: …
Wizard: That was prolly better. I mean, I coulda had Zim sing 'Music of the Night'.
Arianna: Ew. Why would you want ZIM to sing that song? He'll completely ruin it.
Wizard: True. I will go find the song Blez wanted tho- remind me to that next episode, ok? I question Blez' honesty after that…
Blez: DO NOT QUESTION ME!
Arianna: Oh gosh, she's turning into Meghan.
Blez: O_O I am?
Wizard: 0_0
Meghan: Sounds like something I would say.
Blez: OH MY GOSH! *dies*
Meghan:...you can't die...
Blez:*comes back to life, sigh*
Wizard: *dies instead*
Kenji: *facepalm*
Meghan: DARE! Dibbeh gets tah eat Kimchi. It's some sort of Korean food, I think.
Blez: Ew, that was gross.
Meghan: Yeah, I made Blez eat it for a taste test. XD
Arianna: That was hilarious. She almost threw it up.
Wizard: I would but we kinda scared Dib off… XD I'll give it to Zim.
Zim: *tries it and chokes to death*
Wizard: YAY!
Meghan: Yeah...okay, short review, but my dad's yelling at me. WHY CAN'T I DO THINGS IN PEACE? DX *explodes*
Wizard: *also explodes*
GIR: WHEEEHEEHEEEHEEE! *explodes*
Everyone: …..
Arianna:..I...kinda want to stay here.
Kib: I want you to stay too.
Blez: I don't.
Arianna: Too bad. *pushes her at Dib* Stay with your waifu.
Blez:*facepalm*
Wizard: 0_0 Blez didn't kill you?
Arianna:...yeah.
Wizard: Weird… BACK IN TEH CLOSET WITH YOUUU! *puts Kib and Arianna in a closet* And same with you. *puts Blez and Dib in another closet*
Kay: *sobs quietly*
Wizard: lol BYE MEGHAN! *explodes again*
Kenji: Now it's time for Aly!
Aly: *walks in wearing a sombrero* X3 I like funny hats and man you submit stories faster than I do
Wizard: Its cuz I HAVE NO LIIIIIIIFEEE! *dies*
Kenji: We should have a drinking game. A drink every time someone dies on this show.
Bao: And two whenever Wizard caused it.
Kenji: XD
Bao: *laughs* and three whenever Wizard dies!
Kenji: Perfect!
Wizard: *is alive* Shush. Anyway…
Zam: *wearing a joker hate then rips the hat of and shreds it to pieces*
Aly: aw you don't like it DX
Zam: *sarcastically* oh no i just like to rip things up for no apparent reason
Aly: oh ok
Zam: I was being sarcastic
Wizard: AND I STOLE YOUR FACE! XD
Bao: *facepalms* Oh boy…
Aly: I know, now lets get this party started zim, dib do the carmell dansen X3
Zim and Dib: *do so*
Wizard: lol XD
Zam: *laughing* you two look like idiots
Zim and Dib: *stop*
Aly: *wearing a top hat* be amazed as i pull a OC out of my hat
*pulls out a male irken with long antenna's, black eyes, a darker shade of green skin, and a black and gray invader uniform*
Aly: and tada my OC jak everyone
Jak: Aly why on irk did you bring me here
Aly: because your joining this review whether you like it or not
Wizard: Jak seems cool.
Zam: Jak
Jak: Zam
Aly: cant you feel the love in the air XD
Wizard: lol
Jak and Zam: WHAT!
Aly: don't be so serious
Zam: *growls* ok then Gaz guess what I'm not scared of you and I dare you too give me a reason to be scared.
Gaz: *strangles Dib* That's why.
Wizard: 0_o
Dib: *dies*
Wizard: Wait a sec… how did Dib even get out of the closet? *grabs him and chucks him back in the closet with Blez* AND STAY IN THERE! *locks the door*
Jak: I dare someone kill the tallest and I will give you one of cupids arrow's
Wizard: *shoots the Tallest*
Kenji: 0_0 YOU HAVE THE GUN AGAIN?
Wizard: Yesh. *takes the arrow and puts it somewhere safe* I'll use that for a later dare.
Aly: how do you have them?
Jak: long story
Aly: *shrugs* anyways wizard make Zam and Jak kiss it will be funneh XD
Wizard: I am assuming one is a girl and the other a boy… I hope, but I dunno with some of Meghan's friends… Computer! Generate and Activate Zam and Jak shipping!
Computer: Generating. Activating now.
Zam: I love you.
Jak: I love you too.
*Zam and Jak kiss*
Wizard: Computer, deactivate mid-kiss!
Computer: Deactivating. *leaves them mid-kiss*
Zam: O_O *backs away from Jak*
Jak: O_O *backs away from Zam*
Aly: aw the two love birds X3
Jak: DX Aly you sick son of a...wait I mean sick daughter of a **
Zam: ALY I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!
Aly: well it doesn't seem good for me I will be back for more dares if I'm still alive after this
Wizard: See ya! Oh, next time I will have the entire cast of my fanfic, 'The Dalek's Only Fear'! ^_^ Prank him too… *whispers* And ship teh Master with meh! XD just kidding! But ship someone with… someone. See ya!