Wizard: Yay! You waited so long…
Kenji: … it was less than a week…
Wizard: Shut up. You all waited so long, so here is AWESOMENESS AND OTHER PRANKS!
Kenji: …
Bao: I think you got that backwards…
Wizard: I said shut up!
Bao: You said that to him…
Wizard: *waves death note*
Bao: Nevermind… *is quiet*
Wizard: Well, here is Meghan!
Meghan: Aw, I gotta wait that long? DX
Wizard: *shrugs* Hey, you are making your readers wait, so can I.
Meghan: Oh, and YEY! I really like Buried Alive, glad you do too. Actually, all songs by Avenged Sevenfold are epic.
Wizard: Thanks for introducing me to that song! I loved it! I will look up some others soon maybe I hope…
Blez:*drinking a beer* I wonder how many drinks I'm actually supposed to have. *shrug* I'm sure by the time I finish this six pack, it'll be enough.
Wizard: Not by the end of this episode it won't be… XD
Meghan: D: I drop out of the drinking game.
Arianna: I was never playing.
Wizard: SPOILSPORT! *explodes* *comes back* Lool Blezzy that's another 3 right there! XD
Meghan: So Blezzy? Dibbeh? How was it?
Wizard: Oh yes, do tell.
Blez:*blushes slightly, but glares to try to hide the blush* Terrible.
Wizard: *is skeptical*
Meghan: What about you Dibby?
Dib: *blushes* Well, I uh-
Blez: IT WAS TERRIBLE. *throws a knife at Dib which just barely misses him* Right, Dib?
Dib: *nods vigorously*
Meghan:*sigh* You're evil.
Blez: Like you don't already know. *takes a sip of beer*
*awkward silence*
Meghan: OHMIGAWSH, I'M SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, FANG! DX *randomly glomps*
Fang: :3
Meghan: I NEEDS TAH DARE YOU! But not anything bad. I think. Hmm... *thinking pose* OH! Since I couldn't think of anything better, just eat a whole cheesecake. And then...uh...spontaneously combust again. That was so hot. XD
Wizard: I know, right? X3X3X3X3X3
Blez:*gags*
Kenji: *facepalm*
Bao: Oh dear… *rubs his temples*
Fang: No thanks, it kinda hurt. *wings burst out of his back, spreading to full length across the stage, and tearing up his shirt*
Wizard: X3X3X3X3X3X3X3X3X3 *dies*
Meghan: OH! Also, how was the time in the closet for Kib and Arianna? ANSWER
ME NOW OR I MAKE YOU BOTH DRESS UP AND GO ON ONE OF THOSE CLICHE DINNER-DATES.
Kib: …*looks at Arianna*
Arianna:...*looks at Kib*...
Meghan:*sigh* Cliche dinner-date it is, then. *gives them both really nice clothes and pushes them out the door* And BLEZ. DIBBEH. Same thing goes. I want answers.
Wizard: I want pie.
Zim: I want the Earth.
GIR: I want monkehs!
Fang: I want Max- er… uh, peace. World peace.
Wizard: We all know what YOU want, Fang. XD
Axel: I want to kill MarMar…
Alyx: I want to help with that…
Kay: I wanna marry Dibby! D:
Blez: Screw you. *throws empty beer bottle*
Meghan:*ducks*...Dib, TELL MEH NOAW. Or you have to eat alllll of these. *holds up a jar of live beetles*
Dib: 0_0 *whispers to Wizard*
Wizard: XD looooool! *whispers to Meghan*
Blez:*blushes* I...hate you.
Meghan: I know. ^^ Now you two have to kiss, and then hug for the rest of the episode. =D
*hundreds of DaBr shippers wait eagerly*
Blez: I WILL KILL YOU.
Meghan: I don't think you will. Wizard, activate the shipping machine!
Wizard: Computer!
Computer: Yes?
Wizard: ACTIVATE DABR SHIPPING!
*silent pause*
Blez: OH MY GAWSH DIB, I LUV YOU SO MUCH! *tackle-hugs him*
Dib: OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO BLEZZY!
Meghan: And now you two gotta kiss.
Dib: *kisses Blez* ^_^
Blez:*kisses Dib* ^^
Wizard: It's so sweet I might hurl…
Meghan: AW. X3 Okay, ZIM! Write a poem telling Tak how much you love her, then
read it out for everyone to hear.
Zim: *blushes*
Meghan: Tak, you do the same.
Tak: Er…
Meghan: And then Gaz has to sing Whispers in the Dark by Skillet. WHOO! And dedicate it to Gir. Just because. I know Wizard likes GAGR, right? If not her, Kay?
Wizard and Kay: WE BOTH LOVE GAGR SHIPPNG! XDXDXDXDXD
Kenji: … That is just creepy…
Bao: 0_0
Wizard: *quickly reviews the song* Uh… this is a weird song…
Tau: Yeah, cuz Buried Alive wasn't… *rolls eyes*
Wizard: AAA! Tau! How did you get here?
Tau: Remember? My fanfic's cast is coming to this episode?
Wizard: Oh yeah… Anyway, sing Gaz!
Gaz: Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses
Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses
I will be the one that's gonna hold you
I will be the one that you run to
My love is
A burning, consuming fire
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark
You feel so lonely and ragged
You lay here broken and naked
My love is
Just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses
I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna guide you
My love is
A burning, consuming fire
Whispers in the dark
GIR: Yay! :3 The scary lady likes meh!
Wizard: X3
Kay: X3
Kenji: …
Bao: …
Zim: I HAVE IIIIIIIIT! ZIIIIIM HAS WRITTEN A FILTHY POEM!
Wizard: OOO! Tell us!
Zim: Roses are filthy and humans are too, Tak be my love-pig because I love you. *bows*
Tak: *blushes slightly*
Wizard: aww!
Tak: Ahem, Roses are red, your eyes are too,
I think you are sweet, and I love you too. *kisses Zim on the cheek*
Wizard: X3 *dies* *comes back* THAT'S TWO MORE BLEZ! BWAHAHAHA!
Kib: *comes back in covered in blood*
Arianna:*comes back from cruddy date thing, fuming*
Wizard: How did it go?
Kib: The stooopid waiter messed up our order. So we killed him.
Wizard: 0_0
Arianna: I have a dare. Meghan and Bao have to kiss on the lips.
Bao: Uh…
Meghan: O_O...
Wizard: … Um…
Arianna:*smirks* Aw, don't spoil things Meghan. Just make it easy on yourself.
Bao: *edges away from Meghan veeeeeery slooooowly…*
Meghan: O_O...
Wizard: …
Arianna: Well, until somebody can unfreeze her, I have one last dare. *grins evilly* Kib gets to host next chapter. Kib, if they refuse, make them HURT. And possibly die. Anyway, bye everyone. Bye Kib. *leaves*
Kib: Bye Arianna! ^_^
Wizard: …
Bao: …
Meghan: …
Wizard: Does she not realize that you are a real person?
Bao: … I don't think so…
Wizard: …
Meghan: …
Wizard: Meghan, you can leave.
Meghan: Thank you. *leaves*
Wizard: Anyway, next guest!
Kib: Wait, aren't I in charge?
Wizard: Not till next episode. *locks Kib in a closet* NEXT!
*Kyrlin pops up from the floor*
Kyrlin: You guysh know there's shomething big down there?
Wizard: What? What is it?
Kyrlin: A bunch of tunnelsh... I think you may have a giant mole down there. Or maybe a worm. Or is it the Mushroomsh' HQ? *rushes over to Alyx* Be it true?
Alyx: Yes. It's true- we shall take over the world by tunneling under you all! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Axel: 0_0
Alyx: AND THEN YOU ALL WILL BE MY FRIENDS, AND YOU CAN GO HOME AND NOT LEARN NO MORE!
Wizard: XD *facepalm*
Kyrlin: Shorreh, I'm still kinda dizzy from all thoshe shots I had from last epishode... too many deaths. *stares off into space for several seconds*
Wizard: You can never have to many deaths… *dies randomly*
Kenji: Oh dear…
Xigbar: *takes a drink*
Wizard: *comes to life* Wait, you are playing?
Xigbar: Duh.
Wizard: Sweet. : ) *explodes 20 times*
Kyrlin: I think there's a shpider on that wall.
Wizard: *screams and hides*
Kenji: …
Wizard: I hate spiders…
Kyrlin: Dib, go tickle it.
Dib: … What?
Kyrlin: When he tellsh you he's had enough make Fang, since he'sh been ignored, dance with that spider.
Fang: …
Dib: …
Wizard: *shivers in fear and hides behind Dib's head*
Dib: *walks over* Uh… that's a cookie…
Wizard: Yay! *eats it and dies*
Kenji: Oh dear… XD You really are trying to get all the viewers drunk, huh?
Wizard: *comes back* Yesh.
Kenji: lol.
Kyrlin: You know, s'not fun being exploded..
Wizard: Yes it is! *explodes to prove a point*
Kyrlin: Gaz, I want you to activate that lovey-machine again. Just cuz =3. Oh, and take Tak wiff you.
Wizard: _ You had better not be one of Meghan's yuri-lovin' friends…
Gaz: *activates it and GaGr shipping commences*
Tak: *activates it and ZaTr shipping commences*
Wizard: Yay! X3
*Kyrlin goes over to Mimi, and begins to pet her* ... You're not very fluffeh!
Mimi: …
Kyrlin: I dares you to go out and get fluffier! Naow!
Mimi: …
Kyrlin: *hiccups* Oh dear.. I don't
think doing thish drinking game wash a good idea...
Wizard: Of course it was! *explodes and kills Bao and Kenji in the explosion*
Bao(ghost): …
Kenji(ghost): …
Wizard: *is alive* lol!
Kenji: *sighs*
Kyrlin: Zim, do irkensh get tipshy
or drunk evar?
Zim: Of course not! Irkens are far more superior to Hyuuumans! Our squeedly-spooches make us immune to FILTHY Hyuuuman thinks like alcohol!
Kyrlin: Ohhhh, prove it! Drink a bottle then drive you voot cruiser XD
Zim: Eh…
Kyrlin: If irkensh don't get any ill effectsh you shhould be fine.
Zim: Fine! *steals the beer Blez left and walks off*
Wizard: This should be good…
Kyrlin: And here'sh a dare to all of yoush. DO. NOT. DIE. For two *hic* whole chaptersh! At leasht!
Wizard: … eh… erg… uh… *looks like she shall explode*
Kenji: Oh dear… *moves away fast*
Bao: *runs*
Wizard: AAA! I CAN'T TAKE IT! *explodes horrifically killing everyone in the room* *comes back to life* XD
Kyrlin: Naooow I'm going to lay down... *glares around* Dun't die! *slinks down into the ground then fully disappears* (OOC XDDD I luv dis story, makes my day, and you update so fast!)
Wizard: XD *dies again* (OOC I am glad to make my readers happy. *bows* And again, I update so fast because I have no LIIIIIIIIIEEEEFEE… *explodes*)
Kenji: Lovely… Anyway, next guest!
Aly: I'M ALIIIIIIIIVE!
Wizard: YAAAAAAAAY MEEEEEEEE 2! XD
Kenji: Oh dear…
Zam and Jak: shouldn't you be dead!
Aly: YOU CANT KILL MEH! *runs around the place*
Wizard: *kills everyone and then brings them all to life again* XD
Aly: I HAD TOO MUCH SODA!
Axel: That's not what Xiggy had too much of… *points*
Xigbar: Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for meeeeee *hic*
Luxord: MORE RUM PLEEZ… *hic*
Wizard: … Luxy? Why are you here?
Luxord: 'Ello luv… *hic* How are you? I think I had toooo much to drinkeh…
Wizard: …
Zam: your an idiot
Wizard: Hey Aly! *gives more soda to her* XD
Aly: aw thank you ^^
Luxord: WHERESH MAH RUM?
Xigbar: lol… *hic*
Jak: -_- you take the fun out of insulting
Aly: i do? YESH! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Wizard: XD
*Zim's voot crashes through the ceiling*
Wizard: … Why? *dies*
Zim: *stumbles out* Heh heh… I ish DRUNK!
Wizard: *is alive* XD
Zam: and Gaz not impressive I've gutted humans
Kib: Can we be friends?
Wizard: Kibby… Shame…
Kib: What?
Wizard: What about your lover? XD
Kib: … I just want to be friends with Zam, and maybe she and Jak can double date with Arianna and I and go kill babies.
Wizard: Oh ok.
Kib: *shakes head*
Wizard: *whispers to Tau* Notice he didn't object to me calling Arianna his lover… XD
Tau: lol…
Kib: WHERE'S MY CHAINSAW?
Wizard: Why?
Kib: So I can kill you.
Wizard: …
Kib: Oh I left it at that one guys house who I slaughtered mercilessly.
Wizard: …
Kib: He was trying to steal Arianna.
Wizard: …
Kib: So I cut his head off.
Wizard: CARL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE! XD
Kib: … What?
Wizard: XDXDXD Nevermind… lol
Aly: O_O aside from that disturbing comment Zim I dare you to not yell as long as you can if you can not yell for over 5 minutes you get a cookie
Zim: 99 BOTTLESH OF BEER ON DA WALLSH, 99 BOTTLESH OF BEER!
Zam: and if you don't last i get to kill you *grins*
Zim: I TAKESH ONE DOWN AND PASSHESH IT 'ROUND, 98 BOTTLESH OF… SOMETHING ON DA WALLSH! *dies at Zam's hands*
Wizard: ^_^ Yay! I get teh cookie! :3
Aly: ZAM! DX
Zam: what? its in my nature.
Jak:...
Aly: Gir give Jak a hug he really needs one ^^
GIR: X3
Jak: NO! NO I DON'T!
GIR: I'M GONNA HUG YOOOOOOUUU… *hugs Jak*
Wizard: XD
Aly: now...EPIC DANCE PARTEH! *does a little dance*
GIR: *still hugs Jak*
Zam: kill…me…now
Aly: ok X3
Zam: Aly its just a figure of speech
Aly: aw well since where in the killing subject someone go and kill the GIR abuser Darkbooty he shall pay for what he has done
Wizard: Who? You mean the guy in charge of the Swollen Eyeball Network?
Dib: …How do you know about that?
Wizard: Oh I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh?
Dib: 0_0 Hey… that is creepy! You're creepy, Wizard!
Wizard: Yes… I sure am… X3 Anyway, what is this about Darkbooty abusing GIR?
Jak: you wont let it go will you?
Aly: NEVER! *rides off on a skittle*
Wizard: *gasps* TASTE TEH RAINBOW! XD
Zam: oh tallest *walks out*
Jak: -_- *follows the flying skittle*
*huge explosion and two SIR units, a human, and an Irken crash through the wall*
Wizard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sobs and explodes*
Kenji: -_-* This means more repairs… *sighs*
RIG: WOOHOO! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
Wizard: Oh hades no. I don't need more damage bills!
B.A.:*sighs*
GIR: I'LL DO IT AGAIN! X3
Thomas:*stands up and rubs the back of his neck* No. That hurt.
Zork:*stands also* Quit you're whining you filthy human.
Kib: *cocks his eyebrow* Another Hyuuuman hater? Sweet.
Thomas: WHEN YOU LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR STUPID SIR UNIT.
RIG:*eyes tear up* Please don't fight.
Wizard: Awwwww… *hugs RIG* You so cute… Don't cry…
Zork:...whatever. We should get this over with so we can go.
Wizard: Y U NO WANT TO STAY? *explodes*
Thomas:*glares* We should. Anyway, first thing's first. I hate DaBR almost as much as I hate HIM. *points at Zork*
Wizard: D:
Tau: D:
Kay: Yesh… XD *glomps Dib* You are mine forever!
Dib: :3
Thomas: So whenever Blez looks at Dib, touches him, or anything of the sort, Kay or Wizard has to poke her with this. *gives an electro-shock poker stick thing*
Kay: *takes it evilly* Yes… BWAHAHAHA!
Wizard: You gave… an unstable defective Irken… A SHOCKY-POKEY THINGY?
Kenji: XD A shocky-pokey thingy?
Wizard: Well I don't remember what he called it!
Zork:...that shipping machine...mind if I take a look at how it was made? I've never seen anything like it...
Wizard: Uh… Yeah, just… no Yaoi… or Yuri…
Thomas: Wait! I want Gaz to like me.
Gaz: *looks up from the game skeptically*
Zork: ...you stated that so simply. You have problems.
Thomas: At least I'm not green and ugly.
Kay: *is offended* Hey! I'm green! And I'm not ugly!
Wizard: 0_0 Uh oh…
Kay: *sparks out*
Wizard: CRAP! *grabs hold of Tau and runs into the TARDIS*
Kay: *kills everyone*
Wizard: *pokes head back out* You okay now?
Kay: Yes… *looks at Dib* NOOO! I KILLED DIBBY! *sobs*
Wizard: *makes everyone alive*
Dib: Ow… my head…
Kay: DIBBY! X3 *glomps*
Zork:*sighs* Uh, got anyhting, RIG?
RIG: YES! I want...GIR to have a lifetime supply of cupcakes. I like cupcakes! :D
GIR: YAYZ! X3
*cupcakes rain from the sky*
Wizard: :D Yay!
GIR: X3
Kenji: lol! *is happy*
Bao: … *facepalms*
Thomas:...and this is the exact SIR that's supposed to assist in a murder. You would've been better off with B.A., Zorky.
Zork: Don't call me that!
Wizard: lol.
B.A.:...I have a dare. I dare Wizard to kill all the OC's.
Wizard: … What?
Tau: 0_0
Kay: 0_0
Missy: 0_0
Alyx: 0_0
Kib: …
Kaida: What now?
Wizard: Kaida, where have you been?
Kaida: Iunno. *eats candy*
Wizard: So, wait though, can I kill you guys?
B.A: Not including us of course.
Wizard: Oh…
B.A. Oh, and you have to involve a toothbrush somehow. Believe me, it can be done. I've tried it before.
Wizard: Uh… But… No… I… But…
Kib: …
Missy: A toothbrush? I can only come up with at least 3 possibilities… all of them painful.
Wizard: *leans down to the SIR unit* Uh… What are they?
Missy: *tells her*
Wizard: So… cram it in their eye socket and kill the brain, poison it, or make it explode?
Missy: Yes.
Wizard: NOOOOOOOES! D: *dies*
Kenji: Phew.
Bao: That was close.
Kib: *kills everyone with a toothbrush*
Wizard: *comes back and brings everyone back to life*
Kenji: My brain hurts now…
Bao: My eye hurts…
Tau: … Why is there a hole in my face?
Kay: *glomps Dibby* Dib keep me safe!
Wizard: B.A., you scare me… 0_0
Zork: Epic. I wish you were mine.
Thomas: But he's my SIR, so you'll just have to deal with that lame one. *points at RIG*
Wizard: RIG is cute… :3
Zork:...*whispers something to RIG with a smile*
RIG: o.o...NOOOO! *rips the head off a random guy and throws it at Thomas* HOW COULD YOU?
Random guy: *dies*
Thomas:*ducks* WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
Zork: Only that you destroyed GIR, and enjoyed doing so.
Wizard: ooo yikes…
RIG:*tries to stab Thomas with a pencil*
Wizard: … What is it with you people and killing people with non-lethal objects?
Zork:...yep.
B.A.: Do you think you should stop with that? Just tell RIG that GIR isn't really destroyed?
Zork:*shrugs* I'm actually pretty amused. I love whenever he glitches like this.
Wizard: That is pretty funny… XD
B.A.: Curse my programming. *weapons come out of head and he explodes RIG*
Thomas:*has pencil in eye* D:
Kay: Aw man it didn't hit his brain-meats… : (
Zork: Yeah, I'm going now. *makes another whole in the wall with a stick of dynamite and leaves*
Wizard: NO! THE WALLZ! *dies*
Thomas:...one last dare. It involves Dib and Zim…
Wizard: 0_0 No…
Kenji: 0_0
Bao: 0_0
Meghan:*randomly appears* NO ZADR! *stabs pencil in his other eye*
Wizard: XD Yayz! Meghan saves the day again! XD
Thomas:...HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
Wizard: lolz this is randomly epic…
Meghan: Well I have to go back and fix all your mistakes in this stupid thing. Might as well stop it before it starts.
Thomas: I wasn't even doing ZaDR! *pulls both pencils out* I was only gonna have Zim be human and Dib be Irken.
Wizard: Oh… XD
Meghan:...oh. THAT'S OKAY THEN~! *explodes*
Wizard: *explodes too*
Thomas:...I'm bored. Let's go kill random people, B.A. *walks off*
Kib: Awesome… but, leave some for me and Arianna, okay?
Wizard: Lol…
Kib: *kills Wizard with a rock*
Wizard(ghost): D:
B.A.:*shrugs, follows*...*comes back* Oh, one last thing. *blows up the shipping machine* That thing will only cause you trouble. You'll thank me later. *leaves again*
Wizard: OHNOES! D: *explodes 200 times* Gaz! GIR! Tak! RE-BUILD TEH SHIPPING THINGY NOW!
Gaz: … *walks over and kicks the debris*
Computer: *snaps back together perfectly* Online.
Wizard: lolz! Anyway, next guest!
Zim: *is alive* I hate you all… *glares*
Wizard: XD
Tau: *looks up at the ceiling and screams, runs into the TARDIS*
Wizard: What? *looks up at ceiling, screams, follows Tau*
Kenji: *looks up* What? All I see is a sign that says 'Bad Wolf'…
Bao: … XD anyway, NEXT GUEST!
InuYasha: *is drunk* Oh I hash a shecret but Kay ish'nt shupposhed to know sho shhhhh.
Wizard: Uh oh…
Kay: Tell me the secret InuYasha.
InuYasha: I'M BATMAN!
Wizard: XD
Kay: No not THAT secret! the other one.
InuYasha: mommy shmokesh in the car. jeshush is ok with it, but we can't tell daddy.
Wizard: …
Kay: …
InuYasha: WOOOHOOO! *jumps in random ball pit*
Wizard: Uh… What is going on here?
Bao: I think he is drunk…
Wizard: I didn't think he was playing the drinking game…
InuYasha: X3 I'm shwimming!
Wizard: Kaida, go get him out.
Kaida: Hey Kitten Ears! You need to get out!
InuYasha: No.
Kaida: Don't make me come in there after you.
InuYasha: You can try… but you'll have to catch me first. *dives in*
Kaida: OH FOR THE LOVE OF SESSHOMARU! *jumps in after him, wading around for a while*
InuYasha: *randomly pops up behind her* Bazinga. *dives back in*
Kaida: -_-*
Wizard: *facepalms* Wow… anyway, NEXT GUEST!
Bao: … There are no more…
Wizard: NOES! Oh well, you people better dare next time! : ( Bye!