Wizard: I HAS RAMEN!
Kenji: XD
Bao: Oh lol
Wizard: *dumps hot sauce into the Ramen and eats it all up*
Kenji: Aw man… I wanted some…
Wizard: HERE U GO! XD *shucks ramen at Kenji and Bao*
Kenji: Yaaaaaaaaaaay- *ramen hits his head and knocks him out*
Wizard: Oops… Anyway, WELCOMEZ TO PRANKZ AND OTHER AWESOMENESSEZ!
Bao: Why the typo?
Wizard: Iunno. Anyway, first we have Alyse! Yay!
Kib: WAIT ONE SECOND! *poofs in*
Wizard: *screams*
Kib: It was proclaimed last chapter that I would be in charge for this one!
Wizard: Oh yeah…
Kib: So, I start by… KILLING WIZARD! *stabs Wizard several times with a knife*
Wizard: :o *dies*
Kenji: 0_0
Bao: 0_0
Kib: BWAHAHAHA! *ahem* Anyway, the first guest?
Kenji: …
Kib: *hold up the bloody knife from killing Wizard* THE FIRST GUEST?
Kenji: 0_0 Uh… It's Alyse…
Kenji: Okay then. GET OUT HERE, FILTHY HYUUUMAN!
Alyse: *come in and sits down* Hello.
Invader Terra: Hihihi!
Kaida: XD ALYSE! Do you has candys for me?
Kay: Terra! Hihihihihihihihihihi!
Kib: … Stooopid OCs.
Kay: That is no way to treat your mother-
Kib: Sorry mom.
Kay: That's better. Now be respectful and say hello to Aunt Terra.
Kib: …
Kay: Kib…
Kib: Fine. *painfully* Hello Aunt Terra… *glares*
Kay: Good.
Alyse: I have a few requests.
Kib: Excellent. And what are they, scum?
Alyse: One, you have to use the phrase "Nooooooooooo! This can't be! I dropped my potato!" sometime in the episode.
Kib: That is a stooopid request. Why is it nessesary to do that?
Kenji: Because those are the rules.
Kib: … *stabs Kenji with the knife*
Kenji: 0_0 *dies*
Alyse: Two, I want Wizard to get into a fight with Axel. Who would win? I wanna know.
Kib: *evil grin* Very sorry to spoil the fun, but Wizard will not be here for this episode.
Bao: Then have someone else fight Axel.
Kib: … BAO! FIGHT AXEL!
Bao: Wait a sec-
Kib: Now! Go, cat-eared scum!
Bao: Uh… *walks over* Hey, Axel? What's up?
Axel: Uh… we are too evenly matched…
Bao: *turns* Uh, could you have someone similar to Wizard fight him?
Kib: Fine. Alyx, fight your lover.
Alyx: What?
Axel: What?
Kib: You heard me.
Alyx: *shrugs* Okay then. You ready, porcupine?
Axel: Yup. *summons Chakrams*
Alyx: *summons daggers* Be warned- I once beat up Xigbar to within an inch of his life.
Axel: I am aware of this. I killed Vexen though.
Alyx: I am aware. *puts hands to temples and begins to concentrate, floats into the air*
Axel: Oh really? *shoots fireballs at her*
Alyx: *dodges and holds dagger towards him* Be careful what ammunition you give me. *wills the fireballs to turn and zoom back towards Axel*
Axel: *jumps into the air before they hit* Wow, that was impressive!
Alyx: Not as impressive as this! *holds hand in front of her, pins Axel to he wall, and charges at him with her daggers*
Axel: AAA! *flings a chakram at her*
Alyx: OW! *chakram grazes her shoulder, making it start to bleed. She falls out of the air* OOF! *hits the ground*
Axel: You okay, honey? *drops to the ground and runs to her side to help her up*
Alyx: Y- Yeah, I'm fine. *struggles to her feet*
Axel: *wraps his arms around her* Sorry.
Alyx: It's fine. *snuggles into him*
Terra: I want to know what would happen if Alyse was some how tricked into getting a make-over by InuYasha.
Alyse: … What?
Kib: Wait-
Kaida: WOOHOO! *grabs Alyse and put her on a chair* HEY KITTEN EARS!
InuYasha: *is eating ramen* Yes?
Wizard: … You stole Kenji's ramen, didn't you?
InuYasha: Yeah, I-
Wizard: DIDN'T YOU?
InuYasha: I said I did! Man you have a problem with listening-
Wizard: DIDN'T YOU? *shoots InuYasha*
Kib: Uh… Why are you alive?
Wizard: Iunno…
Kib: *decapitates Wizard*
InuYasha: … Ow? Anyway… what do you want?
Kenji: *floats over* You need to give Alyse a makeover.
InuYasha: *puts hand on the hilt of tetsaiga*
Kenji: … WITH MAKEUP!
InuYasha: … Oh… Hey, Kagome?
Kagome: *pops up eating ramen* Yes?
Wizard: Y U ALL STEAL MAH RAMEN?
Kib: You can't be a ghost either.
Wizard: Aw man… *goes away*
InuYasha: Hey I need some makeup to put on Alyse.
Kagome: Lemme help! ^_^
-5 MINUTES LATER-
Alyse: I hate you all. *looks like a clown*
Kaida: XD HEY SEXYSESSHY? COME LOOK AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Alyse: I'm not his girlfr- wait, NO DON'T! STAY BACK THERE!
Lord Sesshomaru: What is it, little fangirl? What about Alyse- 0_0
Alyse: *blushes* H- Hey sesshy…
Sesshomaru: …What happened?
Alyse: Kaida, Terra, Kenji, and your brother all did this to me.
Sesshy*is pissed*
Kenji: 0_0 I shall… just… stay… dead… *floats away*
Kaida: I shall leave now. *runs*
InuYasha: *draws tetsaiga* Come on then.
Lord Sexy: …
Kagome: … SIT BOY.
InuYasha: *crashes to the ground*
Alyse: *wipes the makeup off and hugs Sesshomaru* Thanks.
Lord Fluffy: You are welcome. *leaves with her in his arms*
Terra: Bye! *follows*
Kenji: *is alive*
Kib: Wizard left a note here… she says Kenji has to sing a song…
Kenji: *starts singing in japanese*
Kib: … No! I can't understand that! Sing an english song!
Kenji: No.
Kib: *stabs him* Bao, sing a song.
Bao: Once there was a child's dreamOne night the clock struck twelveThe window open wide-
Kib: That is sung by a girl.
Bao: Uh, I know that.
Kib: You are a boy.
Bao: So? Wizard sings songs sung by boys all the time and she is a girl.
Kib: … Shut up. *stabs him* Hmmm… ZIM! TAK! SING A SONG TO EACH OTHER!
Zim: …
Kib: NOW!
Tak: … What song?
Kib: Hmmm… Wizard put you singing Love Story in this episode somewhere… GET IT OVER WITH NOW! *holds up the knife*
Tak: Fine.
*cue pretty guitar music*
Tak: We were both young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
You're standing there
On a balcony in summer air.
See the lights, see the party, the ballgowns!
See you make your way up through the crowd and say hello
Little did I know
That you were Romeo
You were throwing petals
And my daddy said 'Stay away from Juliet!'
And I was crying on the staircase, beggin' you please don't go!
And I said:
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waitin'
All that's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby just say yes.
So I sneak down to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cuz we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes-
Escape this town for a little while.
Cuz you were Romeo
I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said 'Stay away from Juliet!'
But you were everything to me, I was begging you please don't go!
And I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waitin'
All that's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby just say yes.
Romeo save me- their tryin' to tell me how to feel-
This love is difficult, but it's real!
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story, baby just say yes!
I got tired of waiting
Wonderin' if you were ever comin' around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said
Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head?
I don't know what to think.
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said-
Zim: Ahem, May I sing this part?
Tak: *blushes* Of course.
Zim: Marry me, Juliet!
You never have to be alone!
I love you and that's all I really know!
I talked to your dad- go pick out a white dress!
It's a love story, baby just say yes!
Tak: Oh, oh ohoh! Oh oh ohoh!
Zim: Cuz we were both young, when I first saw you.
Kay: *claps* So beautiful!
Zim: *blushes*
Tak: *blushes*
Kenji: *sees Wizard's ghost waving from the shipping machine before she floats off* lol.
Kib: SHUT UP. WILL THE NEXT STOOOPID FILTHY EARTH WORM COME OUT HERE?
Zam: *eye twiches* double date?
Jak: i...have nothing to say to that
Kenji: lol
Aly: XD man the look on there faces are killing me, oh and its an invader Zim story called "what will be will be" that evil darkbooty shall pay for what he has done to gir
Zam: um kib right? us irkens are like cyborgs so we cannot feel love
Kay: … Uh… I feel love…
Dib: You are defective.
Kay: True.
Kib: I took after my mom. A lot. I even inherited how scary she is when her PAK is working.
Aly: yes but you AND Jak devective X3
Jak: really Aly
Aly: ya huh ok zimmeh-kun eat this watermelon I wanna see what will happen
Zim: Uh…
Dib: Hesitant, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I uh…
Kib: *chucks it at Zim's head*
Zim: 0_0 *dies*
Jak: *sighs*
Aly: aw is the little jakky-kins sad?
Jak: your just lucky I don't hit women
Aly: but I remember seeing you fighting with Zam
Jak: she attacked me
Zam: I regret nothing
Tau and Kay: *eats popcorn*
GIR: NO! THIS CAN'T BEEEEEEEE! I DROPPED MAH POTATO! *sobs*
Kib: …
Aly: ok, wizard behold I give you the magic pencil *holds out a glowing pencil*
Wizard: Ooooh… What does it do?
Kib: Prolly the same things that toothbrush did last week.
Wizard: 0_0 NO MORE KILLING PEOPLE HORRIBLY!
Kenji: But… You do… all the time…
Wizard: -_-*
Kib: Wait, how are you alive AGAIN? *throws in a pit of acid* AND STAY DOWN THERE UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE!
Jak: *rolls eyes* so mature aly
Aly: and then Jak got attacked by crazed fangirls
Jak: oh tallest no...*fangirls start attacking him* GET THEM OFF OF ME!
Kib: Hey fangirls! Have some chainsaws!
Kay: XD *watches the fangirls grab chainsaws*
Aly: nothing like torturing your own OCs
Kenji: I think Wizard knows this fact all too well…
Jak: I'M SERIOUS SOMEONE HELP ME!
Zam: I never knew fangirls could render someone helpless
Aly: you learn something new everyday
Kib: It helps that we gave them weapons.
Jak: *scrambles out of the chaos and throws dib to the rabid fangirls* thanks alot guys *sarcastic*
Dib: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLP!
Kay: 0_0 *eyetwitch, followed by sparking out*
Kib: Uh oh…
Aly: your welcome ^^ and I think you need a new shirt
Jak: YA THINK!
Zam: *snikers* so your only weakness is fangirls?
Jak: you have no idea what fangirls are capable of Zam
Kenji: Yeah they are scary… *looks over to corner*
*in corner*
Wizard: Oh my gosh look at this picture I got of Dib.
Kay: X3
Alyx: That's nothing. Have you ever seen Axel shirtless?
Wizard: Do I want to know-
Alyx: … IT WAS AT A SWIMMING POOL O YE OF DIRTY MIND!
Wizard: Why was Axel at a swimming pool?
Alyx: Sunbathing.
Wizard: Ah.
Kaida: Well, I hugged Sesshomaru!
Tau: Well, I kissed BOTH the Doctor and the Master!
Wizard: X3X3X3X3X3X3 LUCKY!
Kenji: Oh dear…
Kib: HEY! WIZARD! NO BEING A GHOST!
Wizard: Fine. *sticks tongue out at him and leaves*
Zam: *shrugs* gir my sir wanted me to give this to you *gives gir a cupcake*
GIR: *sniffs* Thank you… I- I love you…
Aly: X3 aw how sweet of Lin tallest eat this *gives them a water ballon discusied as a sandwitch*
Tallest Red: *eats it* AAA! *dies*
Tallest Purple: 0_0
*gelatin monster comes in*
Kib: What the-
Aly: Zam?
Zam: why do you think its always me when a monster comes in and I certainly didn't make this.
Gelatin monster: now if you excuse me *snatches Aly, Jak, and Zam then leaves*
Kib: That was random… WHO IS NEXT HYUUUMAN SLAVE?
Kenji: …Next is Meghan again.
Wizard: SWEET!
Kib: Hey! STAY DEAD! *freezes in a glacier from which there is no escape*
Blez:*still drinking*
Kenji: lol
Meghan: DUDE, I wonder why she isn't getting drunk…
Blez: Used to it. *shrug*
Meghan:…why aren't you taking shots? All you're doing is drinking beer….
Blez: Because I don't feel like it. Problem?
Meghan:…no. Oh, and thanks for not letting me kiss Bao last chapter. I reeeeally didn't want to…no offense.
Bao: None taken.
Arianna: Lame.
Kay: So are you.
Kib: *kills Kay* Arianna's not lame!
Meghan: YO FACE BE-ITH LAME.
Kib: I WILL KILL YOU TOO!
Kenji: Don't kill the guests… -_-
Arianna:…since my dare was not completed, Bao has to stab himself in the head with a sword.
Kenji: He probably would survive that!
Bao: … No I wouldn't…
Kib: DO IT ANYWAY!
Bao: *does so and dies*
Kib: *evil laugh*
Meghan:…aw, poor you. WHOO! DA MUFFINS ATED SOMEONE'S FACE! *throws a muffin at random dude*
Random dude: *explodes*
Kenji: We kill a lot of random dudes…
Arianna:…*sigh*
Blez: This is stupid. There's nothing to do.
Kay: Well you are stooopid too.
Meghan:…uh…*shrug* Whatever. WIZARD, GUESS WHAT? Hi. ^^
Wizard: XD Hihihihihihihihihihi I like cheese…
Blez:*facepalm*
Kenji: … wow.
Kib: GAH! *sends Wizard to a ROOOOOM… WITH- A MOOSE!*
Meghan: And now I'm getting kinda bored with the lovey crap dares, though they are sometimes entertaining. I dare Fang and Zim to fight.
Zim: …
Fang: …
Meghan: Zim gets to use Dib's giant head as like a shield, and Fang gets to use Alyx's mushroom army as back-up.
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
Kib: SHUT UP! *kills Dib*
Meghan: Zim, your weapon is a toothpick. Fang gets a bag of exploding grapes and jelly beans. THEY 'SPLODE. ^^
Kaida: XD Yay sploodyz!
Blez:*rolls eyes*
Fang: Uh… *looks at the 'sploding jelly beans* Um… here. *hands them to GIR* Give these to your master.
GIR: WHEEEHEEHEEHEE! *gives to Zim* JELLY BEANS!
Zim: Eh?
*explosion that kills everyone in the area*
Kib: *is alive* Lovely…
Meghan:*looks back at the last chapter*…NOOOOOO. *dies randomly*
Kib: ?
Blez:*opens another beer and takes a sip*
Arianna:*facepalm* Well well, since Blez can't touch or look at Dib…Blez has to stare at Dib for five minutes without looking away. After, Blez has to poke him until she dies.
Kib: *brings Dib to life* Stand here. *puts him in front of Blez*
Dib: Uh…
Blez: I'm not doing that. *avoids looking at Dib*
Wizard(ghost): WE SHALL SEE! *starts epicly running towards the shipping machine*
Kenji: Wait, wasn't that destroyed? By Meghan's brother's OC?
Bao: We fixed it over the weekend.
Kenji: Ah… lol.
Bao: And this time it is impossible to destroy it BWAHAHAHA!
Kenji: That was scary.
Bao: Yeah, kinda.
Kib: … why are you people still here?
Bao: iunno why Wizard is here…
Meghan:*comes back to life suddenly* I WILL KILL HIM. HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
*fire rises in the background, eyes turn red*
Blez:…*shrug* I actually like your brother now.
Wizard: heehee… *turns on the machine*
Dib: *glomps Blez* I LOVE YOU!
Blez: X3X3X3 LUV U TOO!
Wizard: XD Yesh… I love this machine…
Arianna: Yeah, and it's kinda awkward having someone who ISN'T your mom constantly act loving towards your dad.
Meghan:*eyes go back to normal and fire disappears* Oh, pssh. Your dad married
an alien from a planet that holds the secrets to the origins of the Oppallus.
Blez: Shut up, no one wants to hear your future story ideas.
Meghan: WAAAAHHH! *dies again*
Wizard: XD Poor Meghan…
Blez:*takes another sip*
Arianna:…*shrug* People die way too much on here.
Wizard: *dies*
Kenji: *dies*
Bao: *dies*
Dib: *dies*
Kay: *dies*
Zim: *dies*
Tak: *dies*
Kaida: *dies*
Kib: *kills everyone else*
Random guy: *dies*
Wizard: *comes to life and kills Kib*
Kib: *comes back and kills Wizard*
*massive explosion kills everyone*
Wizard: *is alive* LOL!
Kib: -_- *kills Wizard for the rest of the episode*
Blez: I dare Kib to blow up episodes two and three. Everything and everyone, I want you to blow it up. And then any copies of it; including the ones Wizard has.
Kib: Um… but I was in one of those two episodes…
Meghan:*comes back to life again* Ya know, I'm getting pretty sick of you like this. WE BE ON A DARE SHOW THINGEH.
Blez: So?
Meghan:…SO…you're not gonna be evil anymore~! =D *magic powahs and such
X3*
Blez:*glomps Dib randomly*
Dib: :3
Meghan: YAYYY~! *does a little dance in victory*
Kay: *starts sparking out*
Kenji: So we lose the evil fangirl, and gain the unstable defective… oh dear…
Kay: I STILL HAVE THE SHOCKY POKEY STICK THINGY!
Kenji: 0_0 *runs*
Arianna:…*pushes Meghan into a flaming pit of fire*
Kib: Nice one Arianna! : )
Kay: *pokes Blez with the Shocky Pokey Stick Thingy*
Blez:*dies from being poked with the shocky stick thing*
Arianna:…Dib, run out in the interstate and play chicken with the first car you see.
Dib: But… I don't want to…
Arianna: If you somehow don't die, or if you cause an accident, I won't kill you with this plastic spoon.
Dib: Okay then…
-5 minutes later-
BEEP!
WATCH OUT!
CRASH!
BOOM!
BANG!
*explosion and an awfully large fireball can be seen through the window*
Dib: *comes in and sits down* I'm back.
Kenji: *looks out the window* Oh my gosh…
Dib: It was intense.
Kenji: I can see that.
Kib: Okay then. *takes the spoon from Arianna* Hold still, dad.
Dib: 0_0 But, she said-
Kib: She said SHE wouldn't kill you with the spoon. *kills Dib*
Meghan: Anyway, I'm going now.
Arianna: Enjoy your time hosting, Kib. See ya next chapter. *leaves*
Kib: Bye Arianna…
Wizard: Can I come back?
Kib: HMMM… On one condition.
Wizard: Anything.
Kib: *grabs the magic pencil from earlier*
Wizard: What are you-
Kib: *stabs Wizard in the head*
Wizard: 0_0 No… No! NO! *collapses*
Kenji: What the-
Bao: What did you do?
Kib: This pencil can do many things. I just separated her two personalities.
*glowing from Wizard, she splits into two girls- One with long blonde hair wearing a long, green dress, and the other with long black hair and a black hoodie*
Princess Wizard: Hi! ^_^
Dark Wizard: …
Kenji: Woah.
Kib: *goes to Princess* This is the princess side. She is the side that is usually very happy and loving, and she is the more gullible one.
Kenji: I like that one!
Moe: She is pretty…
Princess: Aw! Thank you! X3 You are sooooo cute! *hugs Moe*
Moe: :3
Princess: It's so pretty outside! Can I go out there?
Dark: Yes. Make sure you try building diving. It's quite fun.
Princess: Okay! I shall! ^_^ *skips off*
Kaida: 0_0 I should probably stop her… *runs after*
Kib: And this is the Darker personality.
Dark: Hey.
Kib: She is more emo… and she is kinda morbid. This is the depressed and homicidal side, basically.
Dark: Pretty much.
Kib: I dare you two to host the next episode. It should be interesting- Princess hugging everyone, and Dark killing everything. So everyone, if you try to dare Wizard, make sure you dare either Princess or Dark! Bye!