*Tak's theme plays as an emo-looking version of Wizard materializes on the stage*
Dark Wizard: … Hi. Welcome to Pranks and Other Awesomeness.
Kenji: 0_0 I don't like this side of Wizard…
Dark: Shut up. Our first guest is Meghan.
*suddenly the Waffle song plays and a version of Wizard wearing a princess dress and crown falls through the ceiling*
Princess Wizard: Yayz! Meghan is here! ^_^
Dark: …
Princess: ^_^
Dark: … Hey Princess, catch. *throws a grenade at her*
Princess: Ooo! So pretty! I love it! ^_^ *explodes*
Dark: That's more like it. Anyway, get out here Meghan.
Meghan:*flails and spazzes out on the floor* SPLIT PERSONALITIES! LITERALLY!
Princess: Lolz! ^_^ Awesome, huh?
Dark: I don't get it…
Blez:*glomps Dib randomly*
Kay: 0_0 *eye twitch*
Arianna:...am I the only one that has any sense what-so-ever?
Dark: I have some sense, compared to THEM.
Meghan: QUICKLY! WE MUST DESTROY KIB WITH FIAH!
Kib: 0_0 Why?
Dark: Yeah, he's cool. He freed me from HER. *points at Princess Wizard*
Princess: OOO! Butterfly… X3
Kenji: We should burn Kib for this injustice!
Arianna: NO. I-I mean...just...don't. *glares*
Princess: *giggles at Arianna*
Blez: OH MAI GAWSH, DARK LOOKS MAAAAD!
Dark: I'm emo, there is a difference.
Princess: *begins poking Dark*
Dark: … I will kill you.
Princess: 0_0 … *backs away*
Meghan:...uh, yeah...well, I can see this is quickly going downhill. *starts sketching*
Dark: *straps Princess to train tracks* Now be a good girl and stay right there, got it?
Princess: Why?
Dark: There is a BIG surprise coming, but you have to stay right there. *walks back to the main group*
Kenji: 0_0
Dark: Not a word.
Meghan: Arianna, you give dares. *still sketching*
Arianna: Uh...okay? ...*sighs* Dib, kill Professor Membrane and Gaz.
Dib: B-But that's my family…
Dark: *amused grin*
Arianna: Then kill Kay and Blez. They're annoying.
Kay: *cries* No Dibby! *dies*
Blez:*dies*
Meghan: Aw, that was mean, Aria. *sketches still*
Dark: Actually, that was pretty funny.
Blez:*suddenly comes back to life and latches onto Dib again, crying*
Kay: … That's my boyfriend. *narrows eyes*
Arianna:*rolls eyes* Whatever. And never call me that again if you wish to keep your tongue inside you mouth.
Kib: *lovestruck*
Meghan:*sticks out tongue and continues sketching*
Blez:...what about the Columbian Necktie? Those are cool lookin'...^^
Dark: Ah yes… : )
Princess: Ooo! What's that?
Dark: Do you want one? I'd be glad to give you one.
Arianna: Yeah, I like giving people those. For those of you that DON'T know, a Columbian Necktie if where you slit someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the hole, making it look like a tie.
Kib: I have never been more attracted to anyone in my life… *stares*
(In real life: I facepalm)
Meghan:…*eye twitches*...I'm sorry. DX
Princess: TT_TT I don't want one now…
Dark: *evil laugh*
Arianna: You better be. Or I'll make you sorry. *flicks out a pocketknife*
Meghan: THAT ISN'T NECESSARY! *throws pencil at Arianna but the eraser hits her and falls to the floor*
*pencil spontaneously combusts*
Arianna:...wow. Anyway, let's finish with our dares.
Meghan: KAY! I feel bad about making Blez try to steal away Dib. So now, you get the whole rest of the chapter with Dib. No Blez. *stabs Blez in the head with a radioactive knife* ^^
Kay: :3
Blez:*dies again*
Dib: …
Kay: Dibby I LUVS YOU! *glomps*
Dib: Kay! :3 I love you too!
Dark: Wow. Now I'm more depressed. *sulks in emo corner*
Princess: Aw so cute! X3
Arianna:...Kib, I'm sorry it took me a couple chapters to say this, but...uh… I-I love you.
Dark and Princess simultaneously: I KNEW IT!
Kenji: … That sounded like Wizard's voice…
Bao: That is Wizard, just in two pieces.
Kenji: Still though… we need to reverse the effects of the magic pencil.
Meghan:*stares at Arianna in astonishment*...oh my gosh, she can loooove…*dies randomly*
Dark: …
Princess: LOL! XDXDXDXDXD *explodes and comes back*
Kenji: … Does that count as Wizard dying?
Bao: Yup. I think so.
Kenji: Great.
Arianna:*facepalm, blushing like crazy*
Meghan:*comes back to life randomly* LOOKIT, PRINCESSS~! *shoves sketch pad in
her face* I DREW YOU AND DARK~! Whatcha' thiiiink?
Princess: I LUVS IT!X3 IT SOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC YAAAAAAAAAAAAYZ! *hugs*
Arianna:*grabs it away and looks at it*…well, I think it's horrible.
Dark: So do I. Simply awful.
Meghan:*cries, explodes*
Princess: *cries and explodes too*
Arianna: Uhm...yeah, l-let's just end it here...*starts blushing again for no reason* B-bye. *leaves*
Dark: Anyway, lets move on to-
*explosion and the wall falls over*
Dark: … seriously?
Crazy: Hi! My names crazy.
Dark: … I see…
Princess: HIIIIIIII CRAZY! ^_^
Crazy: Let's see... I dare Zim to tell GIR he's awesome!
Zim: Eh? NEVER! I WILL NEVER-
Dark: *waves Death Note*
Kenji: … Who let her have that?
Dark: *waves gun in the other hand*
Kenji: I am truly frightened. 0_0
Zim: Er… GIR!
GIR: *salutes* YES, MY LORD!
Zim: YOU ARE AWESOME! AS AWESOME AS !
GIR: WHEEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEE! X3 *runs around all crazy like*
Princess: X3 So cute!
Dark: … Wow.
Kenji: Hey, where did that crazy guy go?
Dark: I shot him. *holds up smoking gun*
Kenji: 0_0
Bao: *to Kenji* This is turning out to be like the Kib episode…
Dark: *shoots Bao*
Bao: *dies*
Kenji: o_0
Dark: It's Aly now.
Aly: the magic pencil is supposed to be used for good like making moostaches
DX
Kib: Oh well. : ) I used it for other purposes.
Zam: GIR dont speak too soon i am not nice
GIR: Oh… : (
Aly: but your nice to lin
Zam: *mubbles something about killing Aly*
Jak: can we get on with this review
Aly: k dib eat this pineapple with out taking off the spikey stuff *holds pineapple*
Dib: …
Jak: is that really the best you got?
Aly: DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PINEAPPLE!
Dib: Uh… *takes a bit and explodes*
Dark: I like it… : )
Jak: fine just don't break my antenna's with your yelling
Aly: GIR i got you some maple syrup ^^ *gives*
GIR: Thank you! I- I love you! *hugs Aly*
Zam: oh very creative *rolls eyes*
Dark: *shoots Zam*
Aly: okay gaz sing i don't care by apocalyptica i love this song ^^
Dark: Uh, due to lack of being able to get that song right now, that will be done next episode. Please remind me.
Zam: that was a waste of time now my turn zim i will give you a 5 second head start *holds up knife*
Aly: NO! DX *hugs zim*
Jak: let him go aly
Aly: no i dont want zam to kill him
Zam: get out of my way brat *pry's aly off and throws her across the room
Zam: now start running zim *grins sadisticly*
Dark: This should be good.
Aly: *stops sliding and hits a wall* ouch DX
Zim: 0_0 *runs*
Zam: 5...4...3...2...1 *goes after zim*
Jak: *watches the carnage*
Aly: i think your done zam
Zam: *is all covered in a dark green blood then looks at Aly* do you want to be next?
Aly: O_O no, no i'm good
Jak: zam this was not your best work you kept on leaving openings on where Zim could have hit you and run if he wasn't such a moron
Zam: *puts the knife to jak's chest* don't you ever insult my murders
Jak: *looks calmly and uses his finger to push it away from his chest* i'm just giving you a tip on how not to die
Kib: She has a point, you know. That was quite sloppy. You should do it more like this: *walks over to where Dib sits, back to him, and slits his throat, then walks away* Easy as that.
Dib: 0_0 *chokes up blood*
Princess: What happened to this having young viewers?
Kenji: Not sure…
Zam: *growls then tries to swing her knife at jak but he kept on evading all of the swings*
Jak: sloppy *still dodges*
Zam: *her eyes beat red with anger and tries to hit him with the knife*
Aly: enough with the fighting guys well we will be back if those too don't kill each other before then
Dark: Okay. Bye… Hey, lets have a musical dare. Tak, sing ET to Zim.
Tak: …
Zim: eh?
Dark: NOW! *waves gun and Death note*
Tak: 0_0
*cue music*
Tak: You're so hypnotizing
Could you be the Devil?
Could you be an Angel?
Your touch- Magnetizing!
Feels like I am floating
Leaves my body glowing.
They say "Be Afraid!"
You're not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you-
You're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You opened my eyes
And I'm ready to go- lead me into the light!
Kiss me! K-K-Kiss me!
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison!
Take me! T-T-Take me!
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction!
Boy- You're an alien!
Your touch so foreign.
It's supernatural-
Extraterrestrial.
Zim: 0_0 …
Princess: *whispers* This song kinda scares me…
Dark: Shut up.
Tak: You're so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your laser.
Your kiss is cosmic!
Every move is magic…
You're from a whole other world,
A different dimension,
You opened my eyes,
And I'm ready to go- lead me into the light!
Kiss me! K-K-Kiss me!
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison.
Take me! T-T-Take me!
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction.
Boy- You're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural,
Extraterrestrial.
This is transcendental on another level
Boy, you're my lucky star.
I wanna walk on your wave length,
And be there when you vibrate,
For you I'd risk it all… All!
Princess: I'm really scared now… *hugs Kenji*
Kenji: 0_0 Me too…
Zim: Eh…
Tak: Uh… Do I have to finish? I mean, all that is left is the chorus, and I already sang it twice…
Dark: …
Tak: What?
Dark: *shoots Tak*
Kib: If I wasn't already secretly dating Arianna…
Princess: XD We all heard that…
Kib: Oops… 0_0 … *kills everyone and runs*
*everyone is alive*
Dark: The other people are strangely quiet…
Nobodies: 0_0 *dark corridor appears and they all run*
Kaida: … *sits on the ground*
InuYasha: *is standing next to her*
Kaida: … *looks up at InuYasha* Hey Kitten Ears?
InuYasha: Don't. Call. Me. That.
Kaida: Guess what?
InuYasha: What?
Kaida: *points out the window* When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon! ^_^
InuYasha: *grins* Why wait? *punts Kaida through the window*
Kagome: … SIT BOY!
InuYasha: *faceplants into the ground*
Princess: lol EVERYONE GUESS WHAT?
Everyone: What?
Princess: I like singing! ^_^
Kenji: I like dancing! ^_^
Bao: … I'm not gonna say it…
Dark: *glares*
Bao: Fine.
Dark: Now it was ruined. Re-start the thingy.
Princess: I like singing! ^_^
Kenji: I like dancing! ^_^
Bao: … I like trains.
*random train comes and runs him over*
Dark: *evil laugh*
*clattering noise from backstage*
Xigbar: *backstage* OH NO, I SPILLED MY MILK!
Dark and Princess: 0_0 No…
Axel: *backstage* Oh no, you've killed us all!
Dark: No… This can't be happening…
Princess: TT_TT I don't wanna go!
Dark: I don't want to be trapped with her again!
Princess: Nooooo…
*milk starts rising*
Kenji: Milk! That's it! :D That's what reverses the spell of the magic pencil!
Princess: *falls into the rising milk*
Dark: No! I won't become Wizard again! Nooo! *falls into the milk, flashy lights appear, and Milk goes away, leaving a blonde girl in a hoodie laying unconscious on the floor*
Kenji: *approaches carefully* Wizard?
Wizard: *sits up* W- What happened? Where am I?
Kenji: Don't you know what happened?
Wizard: No… *looks at clock* CRAP! We have to get the thirteenth episode filmed!
Kenji: Wizard, we just finished it.
Wizard: What?
Kenji: We'll show you the tape. Anyway, bye everyone!