Wizard: I am back as myself again.
Everyone: WE MISSED YOU!
Wizard: Aw! ^_^ Anywayz, Dare time! Its… KYRLIN!
Kyrlin: *floats in through wall, in which part of it is exploded and a female irken, wearing a cloak and green eyes, follows.*
Wizard: … WHO EXPLODED MY WALL?
Kenji: *innocent*
Kyrlin: Waaah! I'm soooo sorry I haven't been here! Sosososo sorreh, and lookit all the stuffs I missed D': ...
Wizard: Ah its okay you are still awesome!
Kyrlin: Well, I'm here now! Ah, this is my bud, Sarcul, for every cheerful OC seems to know/or is friends with some sort of dark, vicious OC, and this is mine.
*Sarcul is uninterested in what Kyrlin is saying, merely looking around at the place*
Kyrlin: Weel, now, here's a train-wrecker. *hands it to Bao, then pats him* I don't really think that you like '...ns'. You shouldn't've gotten hit.
Wizard: … WHO BROUHT A TRAIN IN HERE?
Kenji and Bao: *innocent*
Sarcul: *perks up* Wait, there are trains in here?
Kyrlin: I... think? *glances at Wizard*
Wizard: Apparently!
Kyrlin: Aaaanyways, is Xion here? I haven't
seen her yet, and even though she isn't a part of the Organization... well... is she?
Wizard: Yeah, I can summon her. And iunno if she is…
Kyrlin: I've only gotten to a little over halfway in one Kingdom Hearts game, 358/2 Days, I believe it's called, and she just disappeared.
Wizard: Dude, I've only really played Chain or Memories.
Kyrlin: Er, if she is here, I want her to give Gir piggy-back rides X3
Xion: ^_^ Hi GIR!
GIR: ^_^
Xion: Lets go! *picks him up*
Wizard: Aw… ^_^
Sarcul: In that case, Zim, let your servant equip your PAK, then toss both into a pit of water full of giant pike. Then dive in once he's been torn apart to get your PAK back in vain.
Zim: *looks at GIR* Uh… You mean the robot? How can he wear my PAK?
Kyrlin: O_o... oh, she thinks that Dib is Zim's servant, so Dib would have to go through that.
Zim: Ah… *pulls off the PAK and slaps it on Dib, then pushes him in teh
Pike lake*
Kyrlin: How do you know Dib'll be torn apart and not eaten whole?
Sarcul: His huge head. Duh.
Wizard: XD
Dib: My head isn't big- AAA! *is pulled under by a giant Pike*
Zim: 0_0 MY PAK! *jumps in*
*awkward silence*
Kyrlin: Well, that's what, two more shots I'll have T.T
Wizard: Yup! XD
Sarcul: Ah, 'We-zard', all of your OC's must gang up and try to kill you.
Wizard: Sweet. *laptop appears in hand and she starts frantically typing*
Sarcul: Fight back without using your author-granted powers.
Wizard: What? No! *laptop disappears* NOOO!
Kib: I'll use torture. *grabs a knife*
Kay: *sparks out*
Tau: *holds up her sonic/laser screwdriver* This should be good…
Alyx: *summons daggers*
Kaida: *summons flames*
Katy: Wizardmon! DIGIVOLVE!
Wizardmon: Wizardmon, digivolve to- HolyMyotismon!
Katy: *transforms into her Digimon form* DemiMysticMyotismon digivolve to- DarkAngewomon!
Lanin: *appears with a glowing staff*
Darth Kira: *activates her purple lightsaber*
Sahahr: *holds up a staff*
Shloog and Falth: *electricity crackles around their tentacles*
Takerehixn: *summons Sleeping Dove Keyblade*
Xios: *summons heartless*
Axis: *summons Bond of Flame Keyblade*
Fluffy: *hugs Alyx*
Wizard: Nooo! *explodes*
Kyrlin: You're just trying to make everyone die, aren't you?
Sarcul: *ignoring her* Hmm, yes, Axel, since you have some sort of skill in assassination, use that MegaDoomer to kill anyone who doesn't have green eyes, and isn't a Tallest.
Axel: …
Kyrlin: *counting people that do not have the trait* Oh man... this is the last time I bring you here.
Axel: Uh… but few people here have green eyes, and there are only 4 Tallests here…
Sarcul: Oh, and if there are too many people, I recommend you just collapse the whole place... be much quicker.
Axel: um… *kills everyone but Kay, Dib, Red, Purple, Kaida, Alyx, Wizardmon, and himself*
*everyone dies*
*everyone lives*
*everyone dies for no reason*
*everyone lives again*
*die*
*live*
*die*
*live*
Kyrlin: Nu! Stopit! I'z my turn D:
Sarcul: Lastly, grant the Tallest immunity from death for a day. *somehow grabs Kyrlin by her scruff and exits through hole previously made, shouting back* Don't worry, I'll see everything that happens, just on tape!
Red: … uh…
Purple: …
Dib: Yay! I can't die! :D
Kay: Me neither!
Kyrlin: D: I'm sorry Wizard I didn't think she'd make you die! Bye...
Wizard: Tis fine lol *explodes*
Kenji: *sighs* Next guest?
Arianna:*crying*
Kib: Ari? Whats wrong?
Meghan:...she's been like this for THREE. DAYYYYSS. STOP CRYING ALREADY!
GAH! DX
Arianna:...*continues crying*
Kib: It's okay… 8wraps an arm around her*
Meghan:...*sigh* I blame YOU. *points at Kib*
Kib: What?
You did something to her, I know you did. Evil little meanie desu.
Kib: But, I would never do anything to hurt her…
Blez:...*cries also*
Meghan:...NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMOOOORE! DX *dies*
Blez:*shoots Kay*
Kay: *dies*
Wizard: This is just weird…
Meghan:*comes back to life*...okay, THAT makes sense...but why are you crying? *pokes Arianna*
Arianna:*eyes glow red*
Meghan: Meep. *quickly runs away* Why can all my characters change their eye color? DX
Wizard: 0_0 They are all demons!
Kib: *glares*
Wizard: What?
Arianna:*starts crying again*
Kib: There, there… You're okay now…
Meghan:...um...okay, I'll just start giving dares...
Wizard: Hooray!
Blez:*tackle-hugs Dib*
Dib: :3
Kay: *is alive again* Grrr…
Meghan:*sigh* Okay, let's seee...Kib, sing Monster by Skillet. You and Blez have something in common, the same theme song. XD
Kib: We share a theme song?
Blez: Aw, that's meeean. DX
Meghan: Well your face be ugleh.
Blez:...*cries*
Kib: Now THAT was mean.
Wizard: SING DANG U
Kib: Okay.
*music*
The secret side of me
I never let you see
I keep it caged
But I can't control it
So stay away from me
The beast is ugly
I feel the rage
And I just can't hold it
It's scratching on the walls
In the closet, in the halls
It comes awake
And I can't control it
Hiding under the bed
In my body, in my head
Why won't somebody come and save me from this?
Make it end!
I feel it deep within,
It's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I hate what I've become
The nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep
Hid under lock and key
I keep it caged
But I can't control it
Cause if I let him out
He'll tear me up
And break me down
Why won't somebody come and save me from this?
Make it end!
I feel it deep within,
It's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I hate what I've become
The nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I feel like a monster
It's hiding in the dark
It's teeth are razor sharp
There's no escape for me
It wants my soul,
It wants my heart
No one can hear me scream
Maybe it's just a dream
Or maybe it's inside of me
Stop this monster!
I feel it deep within,
It's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I hate what I've become
The nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I feel it deep within,
It's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I'm gonna lose control
Here's something radical
I must confess that I
Feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
Wizard: LOVE IT.
Meghan:*sighs again* Faaaang, you so epiiiicc...^^
Fang: Why thank you.
Wizard: *explodes from his epicness*
Blez: Wizard, eat a bagel. And then make Dib love meeeh. DX
Wizard: Uh… the first part I can do. The second part sounds creepy the way you said it-
Kenji: *sighs and shoots Wizard*
Meghan:*facepalm* I'm worried about you now, Blez.
Wizard(Ghost): She worries me too.
Arianna: I want Dib to burn. *wipes eyes* I want him to die a very VERY painful death.
Kib: See, this is why I love you so much…
Meghan:...Ohhhh. I remember now. Heh. ^^; Sorry for blaming you Kibbeh-kins.
Kib: …
Meghan: But now I dare Kib to give Arianna a BIIIIIG~ hug~ so you can make her feel
better. ^^
Kib: … I'm already hugging her. And I'm mad at you.
Arianna: I'M MAD AT YOU TOO, MEGHAN. *throws poison darts at*
Meghan:*is hit by one*...NOOOOOOOO-*dies*
Kib: Nice throw. *throws knife at Wizard*
Wizard: AAA! *dies*
Blez:...what did they do to make you so upset?
Arianna:*throws Blez in water pit*
Blez:*drowns, dies*
Kib: Ooo, nice one. *throws Zim and Tak in with Blez*
Zim: Nooo! *dies*
Tak: Zim! No! *dies*
Arianna: THIS IS FOR DERRICK! *stabs Dib in the face multiple times*
Dib: *dies horribly*
Kib: *hugs Arianna tightly again from behind* Amazing.
Meghan:*comes back to life* Poor Dibbeh...
Arianna: HE CAN BLAME HIMSELF! *continues to stab him*
Wizard: *is alive* I think… he is dead now… 0_0
Meghan:...Kib, control you girlfriend.
Kib: I think she is doing just fine.
Arianna:*murders random nobodies*
Axel: NOO!
Kenji: 0_0
Alyx: AAA! AXY!
Xigbar: GAH!
Zexion: … *continues reading twilight*
*All the above nobodies die*
Meghan:...*siiiigh* Okay, I'll just finish with a few more dares and such.
Wizard: Thank Seraphimon…
Meghan: Dib, are you really a test tube babeh? Like, did Professah Membrane just create you and Gaz?
Dib: *is dead*
Wizard: Ah… he can't answer right now…
Meghan: Gaz, eat a whole giant deep sea squid uncooked. So yep, it should still be alive.
Gaz: …
Wizard: *throws a squid at her*
Gaz: *melts it with a glare*
Wizard: 0_0
Meghan: Fang, I wanna hug. DX
Fang: Of course. *wraps both arms and wings around Meghan*
Wizard: JEALOUS…
Meghan: Wizard, I founds a gopher!
Wizard: 0_0
Meghan: He looks a little rabid...wanna give him to Kib?
Wizard: And risk Arianna's wrath? NO THANKS.
Meghan: Alyx, how's that mushroom army of your doing?
Alyx: Amazingly!
Megahn: I think it's time I told you the truth.
Alyx: W- What?
Meghan: You are becoming so popular as a leader, the pickles, mustard bottles, donuts, and pie slices want to help assist you with whatever
you need. ^^
Alyx: YESH! X3
Axel: …
Meghan: Anyway, I'm gonna go now. *starts to leave*
Wizard: Bye-
Arianna:*blows up the whole building*
*EVERYONE DIES IN A FIREY 'SPLOSION*