Wizard: *is all emo*
Bao: …
Kenji: … Uh… Is that Dark Wizard?
Bao: No… see the blonde hair? That's our Wizard.
Kenji: Wow. What happened?
Wizard: …
Kenji: Uh-
Wizard: Shut up. I'm depressed.
Kenji: 0_0 Woah. Um… lets just do Pranks… that will cheer you up…
Wizard: Doubtful.
Kenji: What happened?
Wizard: Boy problems. Anyway, *sighs and looks up* Hi! Welcome to Pranks and Other Awesomeness! First we have Aly!
Aly: I have returned X3 and surprisingly Zam and Jak didn't kill each other, and I luv you to Gir *hugs gir*
GIR: X3 YAYZ!
Wizard: Aww…
Jak: *looks back on last chapter* SHE! I'M A FREAKING HE!
Wizard: *hides* Oops.
Aly: Jak calm down i'm sure it was an honest mistake…
Jak: AN HONEST MISTAKE!
Aly: Jak quit your yelling and calm down or i will tape your mouth up with duct tape
Jak: *growls*
Aly: ok then help resolve this confusion I shall be calling Zam by her full name everyone her full name is Zamantha XD
Wizard: Ooo!
Zamantha: *growls* i hate that name
Aly: why? i think its pretty
Wizard: So do I.
Zamantha: IT'S A HUMAN NAME WITHOUT THE FREAKING 'S'!
Wizard: … Wow.
Aly: whatever now can gaz please sing i don't care by apocalyptica pretty please with waffles on top
Wizard: Oops! Yesh, here she goes.
Gaz: …
Wizard: NOW!
Gaz: *sighs*
I try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you
I try to make it through these lies, and that's all I do
Just don't deny it,
Don't try to fight this ,and deal with it
and that's just part of it,
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
Just go and leave this all behind
Cause i swear,i don't care
I try to make you see my side
Always trying to stay in line
But your eyes see right through
That's all they do
I'm getting buried in this place
I got no room your in my face
don't say anything just go away
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
Just go and leave this all behind
Cause i swear i don't care
love changing everything
You won't be left for me
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
Just and and leave this all behind
Cause i swear i don't care
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care(i don't care), I don't care(i don't care)
Just go ahead and leave this all behind
I don't care, I don't care
At all...
Zamantha: wait a minute Kib if you called jak a she then did you think I was the boy?
Kib: I prefer not to answer that question.
Aly: quiet zamantha XD
Zamantha: you will die a slow and painful death
Kib: I think a few people might stop me.
aly: that's good to know...DIB! give zamantha a hug XD
Dib: Uh…
Zamantha: hug me and die
Dib: …
Aly: do it X3
Dib: Um… *looks at Wizard*
Wizard: Go on!
Jak: *still looking annoyed*
Aly: oh come on Jak get over it
Jak: what if i called you a boy?
Aly: *thinks for a second* point taken oh, and zim take this *gives him a lick a stick* don't worry it's not posionous unlike my OCs i am a zim fan ^^
Zim: ^_^ Yesh!
Zamantha: fangirl
Aly: no i am not fully a fangirl if i was i would go crazy everytime i see him
Kenji: Unlike SOME people…
Wizard: …
Kaida: …
Wizard: *sees Sesshomaru*
Kaida: *sees Sesshomaru*
Wizard: SQUEEEEEEEEEE*glomp*
Kaida: SEEEEEEEESSHYYYYY! *GLOMP* X3
Sesshomaru: … *hand starts glowing green* Get. Off. Now.
Kaida: B-But-
Sesshomaru: I was talking to Wizard.
Kaida: Yayz :3
Wizard: NEVER! XD
Sesshomaru: *uses his poison claws*
Wizard: *dies*
Kenji: Oh dear…
Wizard: *comes back all drunk* WOOHOO! XD
Jak: yes that is true, but you still are a fan and you are also a girl
Wizard: And Kenji ish a fan and also a boy! X3 AND SHO ISH BAO!
Kenji: …
Bao: …
Wizard: AND I ISH A FANGIRL!
Kenji: We are all aware of THAT fact… *rolls eyes* Aly, you are totally a fangirl.
Aly: yesh i am X3 *laches onto Zim and Gir*
Zamantha: *rolls eyes* quit acting so childish
Aly: nuuuuuu
Jak: ugh
Aly: oh and wizard i'm going to do an internet ^^ *pushes button on computer and crazy rainbow affects and music come out* WHOA!
Wizard: Oh yeah? WELL I'M GONNA DO A BOOK! *epicly puts a finger on a book, and waits* … *nothing happens* Aw…*looks around* HEY EVERYONE! I HAS AN ANOUNCEMENT!
Everyone: *listens*
Wizard: It says 'gullible' on the ceiling. X3
Kenji: Why so it- *looks down to see Wizard has torn his chest open* Oh… You stole my lungs…
Wizard: lol. *holds lungs up*
Kenji: *dies*
Wizard: LOL This is funneh…
Kenji(ghost): Wait, why do u get to be alive again, but I am a ghost?
Wizard: Because I say so.
Kenji: … : (
Zamantha: that's it i'm done here
Aly: no your not
Zamantha: yes i am *grabs aly by her tail and drags her out*
Wizard: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Aly: help me she is going to rip out my tail DX *clawing at the floor*
Wizard:
Jak: *just follows*
Wizard: *explodes*
Kenji: *sighs* Come on… *floats over to his seat and tries to sit* Okay, lets have the next guest! It's Meghan!
Meghan:…DX 'Splosion hurted.
Wizard: Yesh it did.
Arianna: I regret nothing.
Meghan: Except for CRYYIING in front of Kib. And everyone, for that matter.
Arianna:*decapitates*
Meghan:*dies*
Kib: You know… I didn't care that she cried in front of me. *hugs Arianna*
Blez:…I hate you all.
Kay: We hate you too.
Wizard: Kay! That was mean! Apologize!
Kay: *hugs Dib tightly* No.
Wizard: Blezzy, we do not hate you.
Arianna:…so, you're finally back to normal again?
Blez: Yeah, I think it was because of that explosion.
Arianna: Alright, then.
Wizard: *runs to teh shipping machine*
Meghan:*comes back to life randomly after growing a new head* You're meeean. DX
Arianna: And you're annoying. I guess it evens out.
Kib: : )
Meghan:…OH MY GOSH, FANG HUGGED MEH~! *explodes*
Wizard: XD Talk about a delayed reaction…
Fang: Does she want another hug?
Wizard: Yes. *brings Meghan back and watches Fang hug her and then she explodes again* lol.
Arianna:*sighs, sits next to Kib*
Kib: *puts an arm around her shoulders*
Wizard: *snickers*
Blez: If only she could stay dead, our lives would be a whole lot better.
Arianna: Too true. *nods*
Kib: I agree.
Meghan:*regenerates* Dibby, sing Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes, and dedicate et to BLEZZY~~~
Wizard: I LOVE THAT SONG! X3 SING NOW DIBBEH OR SUFFER! *pushes button on the shipping machine*
*cue music*
Dib: My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Gym Class Heroes baby!
If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else?
If I asked you to scratch my back, could you manage that?
Like yea fucked up, check it Travie, I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any skipping tracks
It's just the last girl that played me left a couple cracks
I used to, used to, used to, now I'm over that
'Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts
If I could only find a note to make you understand
I'd sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hand
Just keep it stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh so sing along to my stereo
Let's go!
If I was an old-school fifty pound boombox
Would you hold me on your shoulder wherever you walk
Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops
And crank it higher everytime they told you to stop
And all I ask is that you don't get mad at me
When you have to purchase mad D batteries
Appreciate every mixtape your friends make
You never know we come and go like on the interstate
I think I finally found a note to make you understand
If you can hit it, sing along and take me by the hand
Just keep me stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
You know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh so sing along to my stereo
I only pray you'll never leave me behind
Because good music can be so hard to find
I take your head and hold it closer to mine Thought love was dead, but now you're changing my mind
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh so sing along to my stereo
Yeah
Kay: *eyetwitch*
Blez:*facepalm, blushing slightly*
Meghan:…hey Wizard, do you think you could bring Max here? For like, the next chapter at least? ^^
Wizard: That is a scary thought…
Fang: No. Don't do it-
Max: *appears* FANG! What are you doing here?
Fang: Hey Max. What's up?
Max: I was worried sick about you.
Fang: Sorry hun, I was jus-
Max: *hugs him tightly* Please don't leave again.
Fang: *hugs her* I won't. I promise.
Wizard: SQUUUUUEEEEEE!
Blez: Quit fangirling.
Meghan: Quit being ugleh.
Blez:…Zim, you're a terrible, TERRIBLE person. I'm surprised anyone likes you. Go hang yourself from a tree.
Zim: But-
Kib: *drags him to a tree and hangs him*
Wizard: NOOOOOOO *explodes*
Kenji: … I thought you were a Dib fangirl.
Wizard: *is alive* I like Zim too- as a little brother.
Zim: *finally dies*
Wizard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *explodes*
Meghan: Aww, poor Zimmeh. DX
Kib: *goes back to Arianna*
Arianna:…
Kib: That was fun.
Blez: He had it coming. He sucks like that.
Meghan:…still. Anyway, Dib. Has a donut. *giggles and gives it to him*
Wizard: XD Yay for Dib!
Dib: Ooo! Chocolate! *eats it*
Arianna:…*waits for a moment* Hey Dib, that donut is full of rat poison.
Dib: 0_0 *dies*
Wizard: *dies*
Meghan:…HOW DID THE POISON GET THERE? DX
Arianna: I have my ways. ^^
Kib: XD *hides poison bottle behind back*
Meghan: You both ish EVUL.
Kib: *bows*
Arianna: Why, thank you.
Blez: Yes I am, and proud of it.
Kib: Wait- she was involved in this too, huh? Nice.
Meghan: DDDX
Wizard: I THOUGHT U LIKED HIM BLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZNAR! *dies again*
Kenji: Wait, she was alive?
Bao: Apparently…
Blez: Hm...Alyx has to destroy her mushroom army.
Alyx: N-No!
Meghan:…why? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Blez: Because I feel like it.
Alyx: *sobs into Axel's shoulder* I won't do it!
Axel: There, there. *rubs her back*
Meghan:*dies*
Arianna: Then Alyx has to kill Axel. *grins*
Meghan:*dies twice*
Alyx: No! *hugs Axel tightly*
Blez: Nice. *high fives Arianna*
Alyx: I love Axel though…
Axel: Come on. *glares at you all and leaves, Alyx in his arms, through a dark corridor*
Wizard: AXEL LEFT? NOOOOOOO *dies again*
Kenji: *facepalm*
Meghan:*comes back to life*…since when have you two been friends?
Blez: Since we decided to team up in order to cause you nothing but misery.
Meghan:…
Wizard: I don't like this…
Arianna: So far I think it's working pretty well.
Blez: Yeah, it is.
Meghan:…
Wizard: …
Blez:*kills random bunny*
Meghan: NOOOOO! DDDDDX
Wizard: MAH BUNNEH! NOOOO!
Arianna:*kills Dib, Fang, and Wizard*
Kay: *sparks out*
Max: *growls*
Meghan:*explodes*
Blez: That was fun.
Arianna Yeah it was. Anyway, Blez and I decided to stay here until the next chapter. *grins evilly*
Wizard(ghost): Good luck. Max and Kay look bloodthirsty.
Blez: I can tell we're gonna have a lot of fun.
Arianna: Kib can help, right?
Blez: Of course. ^^ *sets out several torture devices*
Kib: I can't wait.
Wizard: 0_0 *floats away fast*
NEXT EPISODE:
BLEZ AND ARIANNA HAVE STAYED BEHIND, AND KIB IS GONNA HELP THEM! WIZARD IS DEAD, MOST OF THE NOBODIES LEFT, AND DIB AND FANG DIED! MAX AND KAY LOOK BLOODTHIRSTY… WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Be sure to leave dares! Bye!