*Everyone is tied up in chains and sitting along a back wall, except for Kib, Arianna, and Blez, who stayed after last episode.*
Wizard: … This isn't fair.
Kib: Yes it is. *is hugging Arianna with one arm*
Wizard: But… I don't wanna be tied up!
Arianna: Who cares? *leans into Kib*
Blez: *to Kay* I have an EXTRA SPECIAL death for you… : )
Kay: TT_TT
Wizard: *struggles in the chains* F-First guest is Kyrlin!
Kyrlin: I think bad things will happen, so this time I'm going to stay hidden! Safety first!
Kenji: GOOD PLAN.
Wizard: Bad things already happened.
Kenji: Yeah. Bao mysteriously disappeared…
Kib: Actually… I do not know where he went.
Arianna: Same. Blez?
Blez: Nope.
Kyrlin: an' I saw all them references. I won't contribute, cause I should be PRANKING or other awesomeness.
Wizard: You mean the ASDF quotes? X) YAYZ! It's fine, you can add on to them! lolz!
Kyrlin: I think Gaz is still intact. In that case, make her and Alyx switch bodies! (Gaz in Alyx's body Alyx in Gaz's) and all Gameslaves must be hidden on or inside of Blez or Kib, or both.
Blez: …
Kib: …
Wizard: *somehow get freed* Yay! *uses mind switcher ray thingy but misses and hits Zim and Dib*
Zim/Dib: …
Dib/Zim: Eh?
Wizard: Oops! Sorry!
Zim/Dib: What the- I'M IRKEN! 0_0
Dib/Zim: NOOOOOO! I'M THE FILTHY DIRT CHILD! DX
Wizard: XD This should be fun… *switches Alyx and Gaz*
Gaz/Alyx: 0_0 I. Am. Short.
Alyx/Gaz: … *to Axel* Why are you hugging me?
Axel: Uh, Alyx? I'm your boyfriend-
Alyx/Gaz: Alyx? My name is Gaz…
Gaz/Alyx: Axy? Y U NO HUGGING ME? TT_TT
Axel: Alyx! *runs over to Gaz/Alyx* I didn't recognize you! I'm so sorry…
Alyx/Gaz: *sees Wizard ducttape a Gameslave to Kib's head*
Kib: … *ribs it off and puts it on Wizard*
Wizard: 0_0 Wait-
Alyx/Gaz: *slays Wizard*
Wizard(ghost): … *to Kib* I hate you.
Kyrlin: I thought Zim was hanged... but eh. Zim, go ride a hippocampus (mythological creature, half horse half fish, look it up cause I don't wanna descriiiibe DX).
(It's fine! I know what they are! ^_^ I love Hippocampi!)
Dib/Zim: Uh… Okay? ZIM SHALL RIDE THE NORMAL HORSE FISH THING TO SHOW THAT HE IS NORMAL! NORMAL!
Kib: *shoves him in the water*
Dib/Zim: Eh? NOOO! *splash*
Kyrlin: Bao, you've had experience with Alyx's mushy-room army. YOU MUST HELP THEM ESCAPE THE HORRORS! HEEEELLLP THEM!
Kenji: *looks around* Uh… our cat-demon friend is still missing…
Kyrlin: Oh, and anyone who wants to cause pain must say embarrassing things while they are killing, hurting, maiming, abusing, . (I hope this makes you mean peoples think twice before killing others!) The embarrassing things
must be said in English and loud enough for everyone to hear.
Kib: … Screw you. *kills everyone but Arianna and Blez*
Wizard: haha I'm still a ghost! X)
Kib: …*glares*
Sarcul: Pitiful. Nyaaaa I wanna stay with them DX
Kyrlin: NU!
Sarcul: -_- can't anyways, since I'm speaking to you via the camera, which has somehow survived. Do me a favor and don't break it.
*Silence*
Wizard: I… guess… Kyrlin left? Anywayz, our next guest is-
Kyrlin: Nooo wait!
Wizard: …
Kyrlin: ...
Everyone: …
Kyrlin: …bi naow. *silence once again from wall*
Wizard: lol. Okay, next guest is Meghan!
Blez and Arianna: NO!
Wizard: COME OUT AND DEAL WITH THESE PEOPLE MEGHAN! PLEEEEEZE!
Meghan:*stumbles through a random hole in the wall and sighs* The last few hours have not been fun. *puts bag of ice over black eye, looks
around*...I'm back. *stumbles over and sits on the ground next to a still-intact-wall* Hi Blez. Arianna.
Blez:*nods in acknowledgement*
Arianna:*waves slightly*
Wizard: KILL YOUR OC'S PLEEEEEZE TT_TT
Kib: … shut up.
Meghan: Ya know, that wasn't cool. Sending Arianna's ninja friends after me like that. *holds ice pack closer to eye, sighs*
Arianna: Actually, I thought it was pretty funny.
Kib: It was fun to watch. *holds Arianna closer*
Blez: Yeah, you were crying like a baby when that one guy sliced your shoulder.
Meghan:*looks over at shoulder wound and shivers* It hurts...*holds hand over as blood starts coming out again* DX
Arianna: I think that's what a sword is supposed to do, Meghan.
Kib: *rolls eyes*
Meghan:*sigh, slowly stands up* Anyway, let me just give the dares and go before I pass out from blood loss.
Kib: No, I'd rather you passed out.
Blez: I hope that's how you die.
Kib: That would be fun to watch.
Meghan:…*sighs again* Kibby, eat a Snickers peanut butter egg and feed yourself to sharks.
Kib: … like that snickers add?
Wizard(ghost): XD YESH DO IT DO IT DO IT! XDXDXDXDXD
Arianna:*glares*
Wizard: lol
Meghan: Wizard or her ghost, kill Blez and Arianna every time they say "you".
Wizard: YAY! ^_^
Blez and Arianna:*GLARES*
Kib: NO! ARIANNA! : (
Meghan: Kay and Max, you must take your revenge for the death of your waifus. *pulls sword out that was stuck in kidney area* One of you have to use this.
Wizard: … That didn't kill you? 0_0
Kay: I will kill her with pleasure.
Max: Same. *glares*
Arianna: Ya know, picking a fight with me could possibly be the worse mistake of your life, practically life-threatening.
*a bunch of ninjas backflip off the ceiling and lands on the ground behind Arianna*
Wizard: *starts running/floating*
Meghan:*starts crying*
Blez:*starts laughing*
Arianna:*is just glaring*
Kib: *is sharpening his knife*
Meghan: Those ninjas be EVUL. DX
Arianna: No, they're just loyal as friends and as students. I let thempractice on you as a warm up for their lesson; I guess they can finish their
lesson with those idiots. *points at Kay and Max*
Kay: They can try. *sparks out*
Max: *throws knife aside and kicks into the air*
Meghan:...since when have you been teaching a giant army of NINJAS?
Arianna: Since I said so.
Meghan:...
Blez: I wanna help teach them~!
Arianna: Were you trained by a ninja?
Blez:...no. I taught myself how to fight...
Arianna:...then you can be the example street fighter person.
Blez:...okay. ^^
Wizard: *floats back in* Arianna said "You" three times! X) *makes Arianna explode, come back, explode, come back, explode*
Kib: I officially hate you Wizard.
Meghan: This is becoming awkward.
Blez: Like your SOUL.
Meghan:...
Arianna: *is alive*...
Meghan:*sits down and hugs knees* I see the light...
Arianna: Lovely. Do go to it, you'll bring joy to everyone's lives by doing so.
Wizard: NOES! DON'T DO IT! DX
Meghan:...DX
Blez: Yes, please do.
Meghan: But...I dun wanna die. DX
Arianna: Too bad, you've died several times before, anyway. *grabs a knife off the ground and throws it*
Meghan:*knife hits eye*...*screams*
Wizard: NOES!
Kib: *stabs knife in chest*
Wizard: *screams*
Blez:*laughing*
Meghan:*dies*
Wizard: *dies*
Kib: *laughing*
Arianna:*laughing also*
Blez: Zim, sing I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace and dedicate it to Tak.
Dib/Zim: Eh? *crawls out of the water* What?
Kib: SING! *holds up knife*
Zim: 0_0
*music starts*
Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet
Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet
Only when I stop to think about it
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet
Only when I stop to think about it
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
Only when I stop to think about you,
I know
Only when you stop to think about me,
do you know?
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me?
I hate
You hate
I hate
You love me
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
Arianna:*walks over to Kib and hugs him* I love you.
Kib: I love you too. *hugs back tightly*
Blez:...*mumbles* If only Dib were evil...
Zim/Dib: … Um…
*random girl falls from the sky. She gots flaming red hair, green eyes, and is
wearing dark blue dress with purple stripes swirling around it from the bottom
to the top, and furry black winter boots*
Random girl: What? So you wouldn't be embarrassed that you liked him?
Blez:*growls* Shut it.
Random girl: You'll have to make me.
Blez:*glares*
Random girl: I'm Kia, by the way. Apparently I'm supposed to be taking Meghan's place...?
Arianna: Really? *looks at Kia* Well, better you than her I suppose.
POP
*the split selves of Wizard appear, a bit dazed*
Princess Wizard: … YAY! I'M FREE AGAIN! ^_^ HIIIIIIIII!
Dark Wizard: … Hmm… looks like Kib killing Wizard that time freed us again. Nice job, Kib.
Kib: No problem.
Blez:*crosses arms, still glaring*
Kia:...yeah. Um...*looks around* Where is Dib, anyway?
Blez: He's supposed to be dead.
Kia:*sighs* Why'd you kill him this time?
Blez: I don't need to tell you.
Zim/Dib: Uh… I'm right here! *waves wildly*
Kia: Okay...well, like I said, I'm taking Meghan's place for a while. And since this getting quite long, I'll end it here. But I'll be back for the next episode.
Princess: YAAAAAAYZ! X3 MEEEE 2!
Blez:*sarcastic* Ohhh, joy.
Kia:*shrugs and bursts into flames, disappearing*
Arianna:*still hugging Kib*
Kib: *still hugs Arianna*
Blez:*leans against a wall*