Dark Wizard: I'm back again-
Princess Wizard: Me too! X3
Dark: … Yes. And we are here to host this show once again.
Aly: not again DX
Dark: Ah yes, our first guest.
Zamantha: this place is more tolorable now
Jak: agreed
Dark: It is much nicer to be separate from HER.
Princess: The shiny is still there!
Aly: *holds milk*
Dark: 0_0 No!
Princess: OH NOES! :o
Zamantha: *slits aly's throat* you will not ruin this place
Aly: *dies*
Jak: finally some peace
Dark: *relaxes*
Aly(ghost): *floats in* i'm back ^^
Dark: …
Zamantha: well that was short lived *sigh* my Tallest *holds a butcher knife behind her back* can you come over here for a second?
Tallest: *walks over to zamantha and she chops them up into pieces*
Ghost Wizard: Noooo!
Dark: What the-
Ghost: Hi! I'm still here! ^_^
Dark: Oh joy.
Aly(ghost): jak and zamantha sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Jak: *summons a priest*
Aly(ghost): DX what the heck Jak
Ghost: 0_0
Jak: get rid of her she is too annoying
Priest: *sends me away and then leaves*
Aly: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *disappears*
Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *poof*
Zam: finally i don't have to be called by that stupid name anymore
Jak: *has a smile on his face* the peace is back now let get on with this review so we can leave
Zam: yeah kib make sure wizard stays split up they are much more better separated
Jak: and i'm sort of over the fact you called me a girl but don't do it again. now we should go *leaves*
Zam: *leaves as well*
Dark:… Okay… Next guest is Kyrlin-
*Kyrlin floats in from ceiling, but remains up there, glaring at Kib.*
Kib: What did I do?
Kyrlin: You ignored my words last chapter. For that, you are now cursed with the Curse of 1000 Frying Pans. If you're wondering what that is, that means that you will be hit 1000 times with a frying pan by 1000 different people. I'm the first. *swoops down, thwacks Kib on the head with a flaming frying pan, then floats back up.*
Dark: *hits him*
Princess: *hits him*
Axel: *hits him*
Alyx: *hits him*
-One Hour Later-
Dark: Well, everyone in the studio and in the building AND outside in the general area was about 1000. I think we are good now.
Kib: *twitches on the ground, moaning painfully*
Princess: What's all this weird green stuff?
Dark: Irken blood.
Princess: … ew…
Kyrlin: BAO WHY YOU ALSO NOT HEED MY WORDS DX THE MUSHYROOM ARMY HAS SEEN THE HORRORS! So now you must help them, heeeelp them, with Princess! Help them fight off the horrors that are consuming them!
Kenji: *pops his head in* Uh, yeah… We are still looking for him. He's, uh… vanished.
Kyrlin: Gaz, you must now support some sort of romance pairing with a passion. Go all fan-girly when you see it happening.
Princess: ^_^ *holds up a ZaTr picture*
Gaz: OMGosh! ZATR! SQUEEEEEEEE! X3
Zim: …
Tak: …
Princess: *turns on the shipping machine*
Zim: Tak! *glomps*
Tak: Zim! *hugs tight* I love you!
Gaz and Princess: *explode*
Dark: … Wow, that was sad.
Kyrlin: Kenji, do an internet. Dark, Shadow Wizard, do a book.
Kenji: *puts his finger on a keyboard and rainbows and happy music starts* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dark: *punches a hole in a book*
Kenji: 0_0 … That's not how it goes…
Dark: Orly?
Kenji: Ya rly.
Dark: Orly?
Kenji: Ya… Rly…
Dark: ORLY?
Marluxia: *pops in* MA- RLY! ^_^
Kenji: LOL! XD
Princess: LADYCHIMERA FTW! XD
Dark: That was kinda funny. *smirks*
Kyrlin: Kib, just because you were so mean to Wizard, I'm going to give you another dare. Kib, go find a dragon's lair and have a verbal battle with it. I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE, DO IT! And hope you're dragonborn.
Kib: Is this a reference to something?
Dark: Judging from the 'Arrow to the Knee' stuff, it might all be a Skyrim reference…
Kib: I know nothing of Skyrim…
Dark: Same…
Kib: Do I still have to do it?
Dark: Yes.
Kib: Dang. *leaves*
Kyrlin: Oh, and Princess, when you're done with the mushroom army, you and Zim have to watch -Too Cute Kittens- for three hours. Introduce cuteness into his life X3
Princess: ^_^ Yay! *grabs Zim and sits him down in front of the TV* Ain't the cute?
Zim: MADNESS! 0_0
Kyrlin: Have fun now X3 and don't Stand in the Fire! *undramatic leave*
Kib: What fire?
Dark: Uh… Why are you back?
Kib: I couldn't find any dragons.
Dark: Ah well. Next is… um… uh… well, it WAS supposed to be Meghan… but…
Kia:*appears, holding picture* Hey Blez, you left your picture at the-
Blez: GIVE ME THAT. *grabs it away and rips it up*
Kia:*tries not to smile* Okay, hi everyone. ^^
Princess: Hi! ^_^
Arianna: Are you gonna be nice and friendly?
Kia:...what do you mean? I'm always nice and friendly. =D
Arianna:...
Blez:...I wonder if it's possible for a person to have split personalities and not be aware of it.
Dark: *coughs*
Princess: Lolz.
Arianna: Apparently so. *shrugs*
Blez:...
*awkward silence*
Kia: Umm...what am I supposed to do now?
Blez: Give dares to the characters.
Kia:...okay...? Dark, I have a dare for you.
Dark: Ooookay…
Kia: Actually, for Kib too. Whenever
you want to say something hateful, it has to be in the form of song titles only. So like, "I Hate You" is a song. Or, "Go Die". You have to make
sure they're the names of song titles.
Dark: … What?
Kib: Uh…
Blez: That's stupid.
Kia: Then Blezzy and Arianna have to as well. *grins*
Blez: What's Wrong With You? DX
Arianna: This Is Stupid.
Kia:…all the author really has to do is type in "lyrics to" in the google search bar, then type what you want the character to say after to see
if it's a real song. ^^
Arianna: I Hate Everything About You.
Blez: You're Going Down. *glares*
Kia: Or you could use songs that you already know.
Dark: … Du Hasst Mich…(Translation- You Hate Me)
Princess: Uh… prolly no one will speak other languages tho…
Dark: *glares at her* Desperate.
Princess: XD I guess I'm the host now!
Kib: *puts his arm around Arianna* Girlfriend?
Dark: *rolls her eyes* 1...2...3...4...
Blez:*sighs*
Kia: Okay...*gives Dib a quick hug* I think you're awesome. Is it cool if Dib and I can be just friends, Kay? I like the paranormal and all
that...mostly I like stuff about ghosts, but still...
Dib: I would love to be friends with you!
Arianna: Stalking Your Mom. XD
Kia: That's the name of a song? o.e
Arianna: YES!
Kia:...wow. Okay then...Princess, no offense, but you're kinda annoying. Stop being so happy all the time.
Princess: *starts sobbing*
Dark: -_-* I'll Be Watching You.
Kay: Wow. That's an old song.
Blez: I Blame You.
Kia: -.-...okay. Alyx, I want you to sing~! ^^ Hmm…just because I want this song to be used, I want you to sing What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts.
*music starts*
Alyx: I can take the rain on the roof of this empty houseThat don't bother meI can take a few tears now and then and just let ?em outI'm not afraid to cry every once in a while even thoughGoin' on with you gone still upsets meThere are days every now and again I pretend I'm okayBut that's not what gets meWhat hurts the mostWas being so closeAnd havin' so much to sayAnd watchin' you walk awayAnd never knowin'What could've beenAnd not seein' that lovin' youIs what I was tryin' to doIt's hard to deal with the pain of losin' you everywhere I goBut I'm doin' itIt's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm aloneStill harder gettin' up, gettin' dressed, livin' with this regretBut I know if I could do it overI would trade, give away all the words that I saved in my heartThat I left unspokenWhat hurts the mostIs being so closeAnd havin' so much to sayAnd watchin' you walk awayAnd never knowin'What could've beenAnd not seein' that lovin' youIs what I was tryin' to do, ohOh yeahWhat hurts the mostWas being so closeAnd havin' so much to sayAnd watchin' you walk awayAnd never knowin'What could've beenAnd not seein' that lovin' youIs what I was tryin' to doNot seein' that lovin' youThat's what I was trying to do, ooo
Arianna: Lame.
Kia: Like your life.
Arianna:...
Blez: Shut Up.
Kia: Nah. XP Okay...hmm...I kinda like KaAr, so Arianna and Kib have to kiss right here. Of course, that shouldn't be too much of a problem for you both.^^
Kib: …
Arianna:...
Blez:...
Kia: ^^ Okay, ummm...
Kib: *leans over to Arianna* Just A Kiss? *leans in and kisses her lips gently*
Princess: AWWW! X3
*random girl bursts through the door and tackle Fang to the ground*
Fang: !
Kia:...Zee?
*the random girl looks up at Kia* Yeeeesss?
Kia: Leave. We're not bringing you here until later.
Zee: DX B-but...*looks back at Fang*
Fang: Hey.
Kia: Just go.
Zee:...*disappears*
Fang: …
Blez:...
Arianna:...
Kia: Anyway, um...TACO PARTEH!
Princess: YAY!
Arianna and Blez:*stabs Kia to death*
Kib and Dark: *stabs Princess to death*
Kia:*IS DEAD*
Princess : *is dead*
Blez:*throws knife aside, glaring*
Kib: *cleans knife on shirt*
Kia:*comes back* HOW DARE-ITH YOU? *grows a little taller, is now flaming and
eyes are bright red*
Blez:...
Kib: …
Dark: …
Arianna:...*shrug*
Kia:*burns the building down*