*Kyrlin floats in through the remains of the building. Everyone else, INCLUDING Wizard's ghost, is sitting/floating around the smouldering ruins*
Kyrlin: What went through here?
Dark Wizard: …
Kyrlin: Was it a natural disaster or an angry outburst? *thinks about it for a second* You know, that seems like an awfully stupid question now, doesn't it?
Dark: It was neither. It was Kia, that darn OC.
Princess Wizard: *gasps* OHNOES! Alyx, your mushy-room armies! They all died in the fire!
Alyx: No! *sobs*
Axel: o_0
Kyrlin: *She looks at Zim curiously* Well? Don't you wish your smeets could be as
adorable as kittens X3?
Zim: Wait, what? O_o
Kyrlin: Too soon? *sticks tongue out at him* Meh. You're like, what, 169?
Zim: … I'm 140...
Kyrlin: You should think about settling down soon.
Zim: … What?
Princess: Yeah, you and Tak should get together!
Zim: 0_0
Dark: And make little smeets.
Zim: …
Princess: An' you gotta do it as soon as you can!
Kyrlin: Too much later and you'll get pruney.
And more grumpy.
Zim: NONSENSE! ZIM WILL NEVER BE PRUNE-LIKE! NEVEEEEEEEEEER!
Dark: Look, the grumpiness has already set in.
Princess: … Is that a wrinkle?
Zim: Eh?
Dark: Where? *Walks over by Princess*
Princess: There, on the back of his head.
Dark: Why, so it is.
Zim: … 0_0 GIR! GIR! WHERE ARE YOU? BRING ME A MIRROR! *runs out*
Dark: Nice. *high-fives Princess* Nicely done. I underestimated you, young Padawan. *pats Princess on the head*
Kyrlin: Weeelll, going off that odd topic (don't ask me why I brought it up, just kinda hyper atm), yes, you are correct. That WAS a SKyrim reference, and for not being to FIND a dragon I shall summon one!
Darl: Really?
Kyrlin: Kib, have your verbal debate now XD
Kib: Uh, I thought I was uncle Zim that-
*a small-ish dragon appears, but just lays down and sleeps*
Kyrlin: ... I guess when he wakes up, you can... finish your dare...
Princess: Aw! ^_^ *goes over, lays down by the dragon, and snuggles up*
Dark: … On the other hand, maybe I judged correctly…
Princess: *falls asleep*
*Sarcul pokes her head in* Didn't you learn your lesson, messing with drakes?
Kyrlin: That was YOUR fault, if I remember correctly, and this isn't the same dragon. He's much lazier -_-
*Sarcul ignores her, waving carelessly at Dark Wizard and Kib* You guys should be more assertive. I mean, really, how many people can stop you? You can easily rule by terror here.
Kib: This is true…
Dark: But… don't we already? *turns to Kenji and Kaida* BOO!
Kenji: 0_0
Kaida: *whimpers*
Kib: *pulls out a knife and begins to sharpen it* Thanks, Sarcul.
Kyrlin: How'd you get here? Go, shoo, this is myyy turn still DX *floats around her frantically*
Kib: Let her stay. She's cool.
Sarcul: You know... *narrows eyes at Princess* if you killed her, then Wizard would never come back.
Dark: *head jerks up* What?
Princess: Wait-
Sarcul: Think about it. Wizard can't become whole again if half of her is gone.
Princess: B-But-
Dark: *grins wickedly*
Princess: 0_0 *begins to cry in the corner*
Kyrlin: We're supposed to be daring the characters, not trying to keep the darkies here!
Ghost Wizard: YEAH! Jeeze.
Kib: … I thought that Priest exorcized you…
Ghost: Your point? ^_^
Sarcul: FINE. Everyone who is against Dark Wizard, go to Princess.
*Alyx, Axel, Kenji, Dib, Zim, Wizardmon, Kaida, Kay, Tau, Day, Demyx, Luxord, Xigbar, Zexion, Fluffy, Missy, InuYasha, and Katy move over to the corner with Princess*
Sarcul: Everyone who is with Dark Wizard, go to her.
*Kib, Kira, Rowen, and Tak move over by her*
Ghost: *floats in the middle* Weeeeeell, I can't pick sides, can I? I'll go find Bao. Bye for now… *floats away into the ruins*
Fang: I'll follow her. *follows*
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru shall do the same. *starts off*
Kaida: Noes! I shall go with Sesshy! *leaves Princess and holds onto Sesshomaru's fluffy for dear life, they leave*
Sarcul: *hands Dark Wizard a grenade launcher* Now, quickly destroy them. They'll only cause trouble when you're leader.
Dark: *considers the launcher*
Sarcul: *gives Princess a cupcake* now sit down and be still.
Dark: … Nah. *throws it aside*
*cage drops on the Princess group*
Dark: THAT'S better. : )
Kib: Ooo… Very nice. *sharpens the knife some more*
Dark: Thank you.
Kyrlin: O-o I dare Dark Wizard to not get along with Kib.
Kib: *glares at Kyrlin*
Dark: *does the same* I'm the part of the author's personality he is based on.
Sarcul: ... Then Zim, go and protect Dark Wizard.
Zim: Uh… *is let out of the cage* Um, ok?
Kyrlin: Dib, Tak, heeelp Ziiim!
Dib: No! I'll stay here.
Tak: … *moves away from Zim*
Sarcul: They hate him!
Kyrlin: ... it's a dare. They must accept it?
Tak: … Fine.
Dib: *is let out* Dang.
Sarcul: Wait. Yes, you two, help Zim protect Dark Wizard!
Kyrlin: That's not what I meant!
Dark: Yessss… : )
Sarcul: We should go now, this review is rambling... Oh, Kib, if that dragon begins to attack you and you have to carry out that dare, 'Fus Ro Dah' is a basic Shout. It'll blow anything back, and can break walls, if it's strong enough.
Kib: … So, THAT'S where that meme comes from…
Sarcul: Oh, and you might find 'Tiid Klo Ul' useful.
Dark: Why?
Sarcul: It slows time down for everyone but you.
Dark: Sounds useful.
Sarcul: *walks out*
Kyrlin: ... Drop whatever you're all doing, and have a peaceful tea party! *poofs out*
Kib and Kira: Oh Irk no.
*in the cage*
Princess: Would you like more tea? ^_^
Tau: Why thank you! ^_^ Now, Kay, How IS your boy friend?
Kay: Oh, he is just splendid. What about you, Alyx dear?
Alyx: *stirs the tea* Do you have mint instead?
Princess: Of course! ^_^ *pours her new tea*
Alyx: Thanks! ^_^
*outside, watching*
Kib: …
Kira: …
Dark: …
Tak: …
Zim: …
Dib: …
Rowen: …
Dark: Uh… Okay… Anyway, next guest!
*Girl in Organization Robe randomly pops her head in*
Dark: … Who are you?
Xyla: I'm Xyla! ^_^
Alyx: *pokes head through the bars* Awesome! ^_^ Nice to meet you!
Xyla: I have a bunch of pranks… XD Let's see you could do the Ceran-wrap on the toilet…
Xigbar: Taken. *dark corridor*
Xyla: Toothpaste oreo's…
Demyx: That's mine! ^_^ *Dark Corridor*
Xyla: Fake spider hanging in the doorway…
Zexion: Got it. *Dark corridor*
Xyla: The old channel flipping trick…
Alyx: I am not familiar with that one…
Xyla: And the classic hand in the water trick! XD
Axel and Alyx: DONE! *dark corridor*
Dark: Well, this will be miserable…
Xyla: And now everyone else has to play 7 minutes in heaven :3
Dark: …
Princess: ^_^ Sounds fun!
Dark: … You have no clue what it is, do you?
Princess: Nope! ^_^
Dark: *sighs* This will be awkward… Why don't we do that next episode? As a special treat? Anyway-
*A brown haired girl, also in an Organization robe pops up, partially drunk*
Kye: I shay that when the othersh get back, they all shall dancsh naked on a table.
Dark: *facepalms* No, Kye. This is supposed to be G rated.
Kye: *humphs and leaves*
Dark: See you.