THE PRANKS AND OTHER AWESOMENESS SPECIAL EPISODE!
Wizard: Now, I did get some dares, but not enough. And while I am waiting for more, lets have a filler episode, huh? I believe last time, a dare was given to play Seven minutes in heaven. Well, I have two teacups. *hold up teacups* This one has 21 guy's names in it. The other has 21 girls. Lets pick ten of them at random…
1. Arianna and Bao… XD (My apologies to Meghan for me stealing her)
Bao: …
Arianna: … What?
Wizard: You heard me.
Arianna: NO.
Bao: …
Wizard: *starts pushing them to a closet*
Arianna: NO! *kills me*
Wizard: *floats up* Uh… lets move on.
2. Tau and Sesshomaru
Tau: Who is that?
Wizard: Only the HOTTEST DEMON EVER!
Tau: Could I just have the Mast-
Sesshy: *walks out* This Sesshomaru heard his name mentioned.
Wizard: *dies*
Kaida: *dies*
Tau: … OH MY GOSH YOU ARE HOT.
Sexy-omaru: -_-* It never ends…
Tau: So… I have to go in a closet with him?
Wizard: *is alive* Yes.
Tau: *shrugs* Fine with me. Come on, demon boy.
Lord Fluffy: ? *follows*
-7 minutes later-
Wizard: Had fun?
Tau: *is love dazed and speechless*
Wizard: You, my dear Time Lady, are now the envy of hundreds of girls. ^_^ Including me.
Tau: *says nothing and sits down in a trance*
Me: Wow, Sessy… What did you do to her?
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru has no comment. *leaves*
3. Kenji and Mimi
Kenji: … That's a SIR unit.
Wizard: Uh huh.
Kenji: Who is a Cat.
Wizard: Yup.
Kenji: And I have to go in a closet with it?
Wizard: Yes.
Kenji: Do I have a choice?
Wizard: No. *shoves them in and shuts the door* DON'T DIE!
-7 minutes later-
Kenji: *runs away screaming*
Mimi: *chases him with saw blades and lasers*
Wizard: 0_0 Oooooookay… Moving on…
4. Kagome and Fang
Wizard: EPIC. *pushes them both in*
-7 minutes later-
Kagome: INUYASHA!
InuYasha: Yes, Kagome?
Kagome: I'm leaving you for Fang. ^_^ Bye!
*Fang wraps his arms around her and flys out the window*
InuYasha: TT_TT
Wizard: Eh. *shrugs* I still think Zim and Kagome are cuter together… Ah well.
5. Kaida and Kib
Kib: Seriously?
Kaida: ^_^ Hi!
Kib: … You act like my sister… and my author…
Kaida: Yup! You're cute!
Wizard: Kaida, you fangirl… XD
Kaida: *skips to the closet*
Kib: … Do I really have to?
Wizard: Yes.
Kib: Where's Arianna?
Wizard: … She left…
Kib: *kills me and goes off to find Arianna*
6. Kira and Zim
Kira: GAG. Zim is my uncle!
Zim: 0_0... *is staring at the lightsabers*
Kira: I don't want to do this… I have a boyfriend…
Wizard: *slaps her* That's in an RP, not here. Zann isn't gonna fly in and-
*Zann randomly appears, kisses Kira, and disappears with her in a matter of seconds*
Wizard: … WHY ARE MY FRIENDS OC'S INVADING MY STOREH? D:
7. InuYasha and Xios
Xios: … Why am I even here?
Wizard: Cuz I said so.
Xios: … I hate you all. *is emo*
InuYasha: … I'm not touching that lady. She is weird.
Wizard: -_-* *shoves them in a closet*
-7 minutes later-
Wizard: 0_0 Um… *stares at the blood and carnage inside the closet*
InuYasha: *tetsaiga drawn* Uuuuuurg… *bleeds*
Wizard: What happened?
Xios: *is fading into the darkness* We fought each other… Our power… was equal… we killed ourselves…
InuYasha: *dies*
Xios: *disappears*
Wizard: 0_0
8. Blez and Rowen (My apologies to Meghan again)
Blez: NO.
Rowen: NO.
Blez: He's a ROBOT.
Rowen: She's FRIGHTENING.
Wizard: *sighs and shoves them in a closet* Why have none of these been willing?
*explosion and Rowen dies*
Wizard: *sighs*
9: The TARDIS and The Master
The Doctor: 0_0
Tau: 0_0
Wizard: But… The TARDIS is a ship…
The Doctor: Technically, the TARDIS is a living organism, who happens to also be a girl.
The Master: WHEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE! I GET THE TARDIS! *runs in and locks the door*
The Doctor: NO! MASTER!
Tau: HAROLD!
*TARDIS de-materializes*
Wizard: XD Yayz!
10: Dib and …
Wizard: *stares at the paper silently*
Kenji: What is it? *looks over and covers mouth* OH MY GOSH.
Kay: Is it me? *looks excited*
Wizard: *shakes head, still staring at the paper*
Gaz: It better not be me. I'm not going in a closet with my brother.
Wizard: It- It's not you.
Dib: Well, who is it? Who do I have to go in a closet with? *sounds annoyed, probably cuz he wanted to kiss Kay XD*
Wizard: It's… *covers mouth*
Kenji: *nudges her* Say it! You know you want to…
Wizard: *blushes* It's me.
Everyone: WHAT?
Dib: 0_0 *rips it out of Wizard's hands* What- 0_0 It's true.
Wizard: I have to… Go in the closet… with Dibby? :3
Dib: … *still stares*
Kenji: lol this is just sad… XD
Wizard: *grabs Dib's wrist* Come on, Dibbeh! We shall talk of ghosts and bigfoot and aliens! *pulls him in and shuts the door*
Kenji: It really is sad how much like Dib she is… Anyway, got to go! The author is watching Doctor Who right now and can't be bothered to work! Bye!