Dark: …
Princess: What?
Dark: No.
Princess: PLEEEEEEZE?
Dark: No.
Princess: Pretty please?
Dark: No.
Princess: With whipped cream?
Dark: No.
Princess: *bambi eyes*
Dark: … Fine.
Princess: Yay! ^_^ Welcome to Pranks and Other Awesomeness! Our first guest is Kyrlin!
*Kyrlin cautiously floats in, eyes darting around the place*
Kyrlin: I'll try to be quick so Sarcul doesn't realize I'm gone and comes to find me...
Dark: *turns to Mimi* Go find Sarcul.
Mimi: *nods and runs off*
Kyrlin: *she goes over to Alyx and gently pats her* We'll have to arrange a funeral for your mushroom army... please, let me know when it takes place, I had friends there D:
Alyx: I will… TT_TT
Dark: When did the Nobodies get back?
Alyx: *shrugs* Just now.
Dark: Hmmm.
Kyrlin: *hands Princess an odd machine* this is a glomping machine. I made it since I can't... always touch you.
Princess: OOO!
Kyrlin: Test it out on Dark Wizard, Kib, Zim, Tak, and Kira. Yea... I haven't tested it at all yet, so I'm hoping it works.
Princess: How does it work?
Kyrlin: Just go up to them and click that button there. *shows her* And if they attack, use the gray button over there *points to it*
Princess: *walks up to Kib*
Kib: *sharpens a dagger*
Princess: HI KIBBEH! *presses the button*
Kib: Wha- *is glomped*
Princess: YAY!
Kib: Grrrrr… *hold up his knife*
Princess: 0_0
Kenji: Princess! Press the grey button!
Princess: Oh, right! *presses it*
Kib: 0_0 *is massively glomped and thrown back to the back wall where he blacks out*
Princess: Yay!
Kenji: Nice job!
Kyrlin: Wai... you're all still in a cage, aren't you? Mmm... everyone who is in the cage switch with those who are outside of the cage.
*switch*
Dark: Oh come on.
Kira: Really? *pulls out lightsaber and gets to work on the bars*
Kib: *is still out cold*
Rowen: *tries to revive Kib* Master? Master, get up…
Tak: I will kill you all. *narrows eyes*
Zim: Eh? *moves away from Tak slightly*
Kyrlin: Okee, now that that's out of the way... my creativity has ran away just now :/ so, er, Gir!
GIR: *emerges out of a pile of waffles* Yeeeeees?
Kyrlin: I haven't done much with you... so, you get to boss Kib around today!
GIR: Yay!
Kib: …
GIR: Make me a sammitch Kibby!
Kib: No.
GIR: *screamin continues for a couple minutes*
Kib: FINE! *grabs GIR and walks out*
Kyrlin: Everyone from the Organization, you must babysit someone from the IZ world.
*the rest of the Organization appears, as well as various IZ characters*
Kyrlin: You are now 100% responsible for all of their actions. I dun't care if they don't want you, or say they're too old for babysitters, you must treat them like 4 year olds. With the exception of Kib and Gir, of course, cause, you know, my last request up there. *points out the earlier said dare somehow*
Dark: ALRIGHT! Xemnas, you have to deal with Tallest Red. Xigbar, Tallest Purple. Xaldin gets Sizzlor. Vexen gets Tak. Lexeaus gets Ms. Bitters. Zexion can deal with Keef. Wait- No. Zexion gets Gaz. Siax gets Keef. Axel gets Dib. Demyx gets Zim. Luxord gets Kay. Marluxia gets Kira. Larxene, go help your boyfriend with Kira- she is quite a handful. Oh, and don't let him touch her or you will pay. Roxas and Xion, you take Day. Alyx, help your boyfriend with Dib. Namine, you go get a big hug from Fang.
Fang: Hi!
Namine: *shyly* Hi…
Fang: *gives her a big hug*
Princess: OMGosh! CROSS FANDOM PAIRING! FANG AND NAMINE! X3
Fang: …
Namine: …
Xemnas: *has become fast friends with Tallest Red*
Xigbar: *is teaching Purple how to shoot his guns*
Xaldin: *is learning cooking/fighting techniques from Sizzlor*
Vexen: *is being killed*
Lexeaus: *is bored to death of listening to Ms. Bitters*
Zexion: *is perfectly fine being Emo and silent with Gaz*
Siax: *is screaming in horror and anger*
Axel and Alyx: *in an intense conversation with Dib*
Demyx: *is crying cuz Zim is mean to him*
Luxord: *is playing poker with Kay*
Marluxia: *died, Kira standing above him with her lightsaber*
Larxene: She warned you not to touch her… *shakes head*
Roxas and Xion: ^_^ SOOOOOO CUTE!
Day: ^_^
*Fang and Namine are still hugging*
Kyrlin: For right now, that's all I can think of... Oh! And good job on NOT DYING! I haven't had a shot in forevahs! *poofs out*
Kib: Found Sarcul. *points at the weird magical camera*
Sarcul: *over camera which is still working magically* Mimi, you are now hungry with vengence against Zim, and all who hurt your master. You are now realizing this, and want to go on a murderous rampage. Do so right now.
Destroy everyone here with the exception of those who Tak sided with (Kib, Dark Wizard, Kira, Rowan, go ahead and help Mimi, after all, you ARE with Tak, correct?)
Mimi: *narrows eyes*
Sarcul: Have fun now, and don't resist the inevitable enemies of Mimi~! *camera clicks off*
*The dragon begins to stir at this point, thee lazeh bum X3*
Mimi: *kills everyone*
*5 minutes*
*Everyone springs to life*
Dark: …
Kib: 0_0 What?
Dark: Um… Why did WE die?
Kib: iunno. *shrugs*
Dark: Um… Next guest!
Blez: NOOOOO, DON'T LET THEM GET MEEE! *cowers in a corner* DX
Dark: What?
Arianna: THEY'RE COMIIINGG. *cowers in the corner with Blez*
Dark: WHAT?
Kia:*giggling* Indeed they are. Don't let them get you, your face will be melted off.
*Blez and Arianna scream in terror and cower more*
Dark: I'm confused…
Kia:...I tweaked their personalities slightly, and now they're afraid of every little thing. Pretty funny, huh?
Blez:*crying* I don't wanna diiieeee.
Kay: That is kinda funny…
Dark: Since when are you all dark and scary and… Kira/Kib-like?
Kay: Since Blez started being scared. :)
Dark: … Wow.
Kia: XD Okay, let's go on with some dares. Kib, you and Arianna go to the Shadowland, and protect her from the Lost Ones.
Kib: Where? Who?
Dark: Shadowland… as in Deltora Quest's Shadowlands? I'm confused again…
Kia: Dib, you do the same for Blez and Kay. Although I don't really care for DaBr, I just wanna see what happens when she's down there with you and she's...like this...heh.
Kay: :)
Arianna and Blez: NO, DON'T MAKE US GO THERE! DX
Dark: TOO BAD! *shoves them out the door*
Kia: Dark, give Princess a hug then dance with her. *giggles slightly*
Dark: -_-
Princess: 0_o But won't she kill me instead?
Dark: Yes. I will.
Princess: TT_TT
Blez:*shaking with fear and crying*
Dark: You are back already?
Dib: We couldn't find it.
Kia: And um...hm. I can't think of anything else-
*HUGE 'SPLOSION! AND MEGHAN APPEARS!*
Ghost and Princess: MEGHAN! ^_^
Dark: Oh joy… More insanity… -_-*
Meghan: OH MAH GAWSH! DX ...*looks at Wizard's ghost*...I found Bao in the underworld.
Ghost: What? When? D:
Meghan: While I was all dead and stuffs. I wonder what he was doing down there?
Kenji: That is pretty weird…
Meghan: ...anyway, I'M ALIVE AGAIN! YAY!
Princess: *hugs Meghan* Hi!
Kay: We misses you!
Fang: *comes in the room all hot and everything, as usual* Hey Meghan. ;)
Ghost: X3
Kia: Hi Meg. *hugs*
Meghan: HIYA KIA! XD That rhymes. *hugs back*
Kia: I burned down the building. ^^
Dark: Yes she did. *motions to the smoldering ruins around them*
Meghan:...aw. Why would you do thaaat?
Kia: Blez and Arianna made me mad. And they killed me.
Meghan: Ohh. Okay then. What's wrong with them, anyway? *looks questioningly at Blez and Arianna, who are once more cowering in the corner*
Kia: I changed their personalities. And now they get scared easily. And they also are pretty sensitive...
Meghan: Epic. NOW IMMA GIVE MORE DARES! Since I'm back. ^^ ...wait. Dark and
Princess? NO. WE MUST GET MILK!
*Blez and Arianna scream*
*Dark and Princess scream*
*GIR screams*
Meghan:...what's scary about milk? ...*shrugs* Okie dokie. Fang! I see you met Zeena. X3 She liiikes yoooou~ ^^
Fang: I noticed.
Kia: She's kinda annoying.
Meghan: Yeah, and Mary-Sue-ish. I must fix her. XD Okay, Dibby. Sing With You by Chris Brown and dedicate it to Kay. X3 Do et.
Dib: Okay. :)
I need you boo, (oh)
I gotta see you boo (hey)
And the hearts all over the world tonight,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
Hey! Little mama,
Ooh, you're a stunner
Hot..little figure,
Yes, you're a winner
And I'm so glad to be yours,
You're a class all your own
And..
Oh, little cutie
When you talk to me
I swear the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart
And I'm so glad that you're mine
You are one of a kind and...
You mean to me
What I mean to you and..
Together baby,
There is nothing we won't do
'cause if I got you,
I don't need money,
I don't need cars,
Girl, you're my all.
And..
Oh!
I'm into you,
And girl,
No one else would do,
'cause with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love,
And now I know I can't be the only one,
I bet there heart's all over the world tonight,
With the love of their life who feels..
What I feel when I'm
With you
Girl..
With you
Oh girl!
I don't want nobody else,
Without you, there's no one left then,
You're like Jordans on Saturday,
I gotta have you and I cannot wait now,
Hey! Little shawty,
Say you care for me,
You know I care for you,
You know...that I'll be true,
You know that I won't lie,
You know that I would try,
To be your everything..yeah..
'cause if I got you,
I don't need money,
I don't need cars,
Girl, you're my all.
And..
With you
Oh..
With you
Yeah Heh..
And I..
Will never try to deny,
that you're my whole life,
'cause if you ever let me go,
I would die..
So I won't front,
I don't need another woman,
I just need your all and nothing,
'cause if I got that,
Then I'll be straight
Baby, you're the best part of my day
I need you boo,
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
Woo Oh.. Yeah
They need it boo,
They gotta see their boo,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight,
Hearts all over the world tonight
With you
Girl..
With you
Oh..
Kia: Aw. ^^ That was so sweeeeeet. I much prefer Dib and Kay over Dib and Blez. Blez is to mean to Dib.
Kay: Yayz! ^_^
Dib: ^_^
Meghan: NYEH. *sticks out tongue* I think they're both cute pairings.
Kay: … I HAVE MUFFINS!
Ghost: YAY! X3
Princess: YAY! X3X3
Blez: NOoooOOoO! DDX
Arianna: I DON'T WANNA DIIIEEE. STAY AWAYYY. DX
Meghan:...I almost feel sorry for them, in a sense. They're almost as insane as Kia, now. ALMOSSSSTTT...
Kia: Yeah, almost. *giggles*
Ghost: I am insane too…
Kib: We all know. *rolls eyes*
Meghan: Okie dokie. Now we must mourn the loss of Alyx's mushroom army. Thanks a lot, Kia.
Kia: I'm really really REALLY sorry, Alyx. You may not care, but I really am sorry.
Alyx: *still sobbing in the corner, where twenty smalll gravestones now stick up out of the dirt*
Meghan: Now, I have arranged for you to get a new mushroom army.
Alyx: Really?
Meghan: But I know they won't be the same as the last. I ish sorreh. DX
Alyx: TT_TT
Axel: It's okay honey… *hugs her tightly*
Blez:*sobbing*
Meghan:...AND I MISSED KIB KISSING ARIANNA, DARN IT! DX
Kia: That was so cute. X3
Ghost and Princess: It was. X3
Meghan: I would imagine so. I would demand that he kiss her again, but she's kinda...crazy at the moment...
Kib: I don't care. *goes over and kisses Arianna again, then sits by her and holds her protectively*
Kia: Oh. Dark, kill Arianna. I wonder how well you and Kib would get along after that.
Arianna: NOOO, SHE'S SCAREE DON'T LET HER GET ME NOOO. *curls up further in
the corner and cries with Blez*
Kib: I won't. I'll protect you. There, there…
Meghan:...okay. Umm...CHEESEBAWLS~! That is all. X3
Princess: XD
Ghost: lolz
Kia:*disappears in a flash of fiah*
Meghan:...*walks away, and milk rains from the sky*
Dark: NOOOOOOO DX
Princess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DX
*BOOM*
Wizard: Finally! Anyway…
Kib: Wait. Are we not forgetting something?
Wizard: Ooooooooh yeah… *grabs a hat* We have to play 7 Minutes in Heaven!
*groans from everyone*
Wizard: ^_^ I shall write all of your names down… AND DO A SPECIAL! XDXDXDXDXD
*insert last episode here*
Wizard: *walks back out* We're back! Dib and I had a nice long chat!
Kenji: You didn't kiss?
Wizard: Oh… I forgot about that… XD
Dib: Yeah…
Wizard: *leans over and kisses Dib*
Dib: *blushes*
Kay: 0_0
Kib: 0_0
Day: 0_0
Kenji: -_-* Wow, Wizard. Wow.
Wizard: *giggles* Anyway, next guest!
Aly: *walks into the room* tis sweet wizard you and little dibby got to spend time together X3
Wizard: It was fun! We talked about bigfoot! ^_^ And about ghosts! AND Aliens… cuz they are sooooooo coool!
Zam: so how was it to be exorsized?
Aly: horrible DX
Zam: thats good to know
Aly: wait a second where is jak?
Zam: he said something about taking care of his sister
Aly: oh ok lets get the party started in here.
Wizard: *sings* Lets get it started ha! Lets get I started in here! Lets get it-
Kenji: …
Wizard: lolz.
Aly: Zim hug gir then hug dib XD
Zim: o_0
Wizard: Nooooooooo that sounds like ZaDr… D: AND GaZr… Blech…
Kenji: GaZr?
Wizard: GIR and Zim.
Kenji: … Ew…
Wizard: Yup.
GIR: I want a hug! ^_^
Zim: Eh…
GIR: I loves mah master! *hugs Zim*
Zim: GET OFF OF ME! GET OFF! GET OFF OF ZIIIIIIM! AAAAAAAAAA! AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAA!
Wizard: lolz.
Zam: *sigh* this is boring
Aly: *LE GASP* how dare you say that
Zam: *rolls eyes* can you stop acting so fangirly?
Aly: can you stop acting so moody?
Wizard: Can you not argue?
Zam: whatever
Wizard: Thank you.
Aly: ok then dib eat dibs the yummy frozen treat X3
Dib: An ice cream… named after me? : )
Zam: that explains so much
Aly: i know right XD
Wizard: Lol! *hands Dib the ice creams*
Aly: Tallest DIEH IN A HOLE! YOU BE MEAN TO MEH ZIMMEH-KUN!
Zam: he is technicly not yours
Aly: you just had to ruin the moment D=
Zam: it's what i do
Wizard: Wait, BOTH Talest? D: Noes not Purple! : (
Aly: well i'll be back later i can't think of anymore dares see ya's X3
Wizard: Bye… : (
Xyla: Hello again!
Axel: 0_0
Xyla: You could have one of your characters jump on someone while their sleeping an tickle them.
Wizard: Ooo!
Xyla: Hide all the keys or pencils/pens which ever is more cruel, shave someones head while their asleep, the old shaving-cream or whipped-cream in the hand of the sleeping person trick, and last any prank phone call. XD
Wizard: XD
Axel: How did she get here?
Wizard: Iunno… WHERE DID BAO GO?
Axel: *shrugs* He left after we played 7 minutes in heaven.
Wizard: Weird. Any more dares?
Kenji: There are no more.
Wizard: Ah man. Well, see-
*electric arcs appear and hit Kenji, knocking him out*
Wizard: 0_0 KENJI?
Kenji: *gets up, moaning. Voice seems younger…*
Kenji: Wh- What?
Wizard: You alright?
Kenji: ^_^ Hi Wizard!
Wizard: Kenji?
Kenji: … What? I'm not Kenji. ^_^ Silly Wizard, I'm Kenjix!
Alyx: Kenjix! ^_^
Axel: ^_^ Yay! KenKen!
Demyx: Kenjix! Yayz!
Xigbar: : )
Alyx: *stabs Xigbar*
Wizard: Welll… This should be fun… Hey Dib?
Dib: Yeah?
Wizard: How 'bout another kiss? X3
Dib: …
Kay: *sparks out and kills us all*