Wizard: Due to questions, I shall explain who Kenjix is.
Kenjix: Yay! :3
Wizard: Kenjix is Kenji… without the emoness and seriousness. So basically, its like Dark Wizard and Princess Wizard. There's Kenji, and his personalities are Kenjix and Xenkij. But, uh… we don't want to meet Xenkij… 0_0
Kenjix: Xenkij is mean to me… : (
Wizard: And for safety reasons, anti-Marluxia barriers have been constructed! XD
Marluxia: *outside studio* TT_TT NOES!
Wizard: Anyway, first guest is Aly! I'm sorry about the hugging thing- I was just afraid that it was ZaDr… or could be taken as ZaDr…
Aly: *looks horified* oh god no DX i ment like of friends not of those disturbing romances.
Wizard: Good to know! Thanks for explaining.
Zam: they're not friends
Aly: yes but i be a supporter of ZaDf and i shall make it happen *does an epic pose*
Wizard: Hooray! ZaDf! *another epic pose*
Kenjix: … I don' like ZaDf…
Zam: and what is ZaDf?
Aly: zim and dib friendship
Wizard: Tis awesome.
Aly: I think ZaDr fans would mistake it as a ZaDr because there somewhat nice to each other
Wizard: People especially mistake the ZaDf in the lost episode, "Mopiness of Doom", to be ZaDr. At the end, Zim talks about how Dib doesn't 'know how happy it makes him' to see he is back to normal. And the fact that they were both very happy and laughing about how Zim was gonna destroy Dib- *sees the audiences glares* Eh, uh, just read the episode. XD
Zam: yea I can see how it could be mistaken for the other
Aly: *nods looks at watch* looks like Jak is late again ugh
Zam: just start without him
Aly: yea, ok now group hug! *pulls dib and zim in a hug* imma gonna get you two to hug one way or the other ^^
Wizard: Yayz! *hugs too* (but mainly hugs Dibbeh XD)
Zam: what way is that?
Aly: the other way
Wizard: Ah yes, the OTHER way…
Dib: what was the first way?
Aly: duct tape you and zim together XD
Wizard: *holdsup the duct tape*
Zam:...you need to go to a mental hospital
Wizard: Yup.
Aly: *lets them go* its the price of insanity X3
Wizard: Exactly. *still hugging Dib*
Dib: … *slightly happy at being loved*
Aly: Oh and fine make red tallest die in a hole
Wizard: *kicks Red into a hole(still hugging Dib)* Now die there!
Red: D: *dies on command*
Kenjix: … You can do that?
Wizard: Tis my show. I can do what I want.
Kenjix: 0_0
Zam: *gives red the death glare*
Wizard: *fills hole back in with dirt* (still hugging Dib)
Dib: :3
Kenjix: Are you gonna let go of him ever? He is making a kitten face.
Wizard: Awwwww cute!
Dib: X3
Wizard: I shall never let go! ^_^
Aly: LIN!
Lin: YAY! :D
Wizard: Yay! New person!
Zam: ugh Lin what are you doing here?
Lin: *giggles and glomps zam* hiya zammy ^^
Wizard: XD
Aly: Lol XD
Zam: -_-
Aly: well now I am out of ideas again so yea, now I shall go ride off on the nyan cat *rides off*
Wizard: NOES! NOT TEH NYAN CAT! :O *explodes with Dib, then reappears, still with Dib XD*
Zam: *leaves with Lin still glomping her*
Wizard: Next- wait… NO! TIME FOR SINGING! Kay, sing Sally's Song! And dedicate it to Dibbeh! X3
Dib: :3
Kay: Okay.
I sense there's something in the wind
That feels like tragedy's at hand.
And though I'd like to stand by him,
Can't shake this feeling that I have.
The worst is just around the bend.
And does he notice my feelings for him?
When will he see how much he means to me?
I think it's not to be.
What will become of my dear friend?
Where will his actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud,
Try as I might, it doesn't last.
And will we ever end up together?
No, I think not.
It's never to become…
For I am not the one…
*Kay begins crying*
Wizard: *crying* Beautiful! (sill hugging Dib)
Dib: *crying and hugging Kay* I love you Kay…
Kay: I love you too… *hugs Dib back*
Kib: … Wow. *just stares at the crying, hugging, mass of idiots*
Wizard: *sniffs* Um… Kib? Would you like to sing?
Kib: Um…
Wizard: Sing Viva La Vida. And then The Master has to sing verse two and the chorus, and then both sing the last part.
Kib: Okay.
The Master: Got it.
Kib: I used to rule the world.
Seas would rise when I gave the word.
Now in the morning I sleep alone,
Sweep the streets I used to own.
I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemies eyes.
Listen as the crowd would sing:
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"
One minute I held the key-
Next the walls were closed on me.
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing,
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
Be my mirror, my sword, my shield,
My missionaries in a foreign field.
For some reason I can't explain,
Once, you know, there was never,
Never an honest word.
That was when I ruled the world.
The Master: It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums,
People couldn't believe what I'd become.
Revolutionaries wait for my head on a silver plate,
Just a puppet on a lonely string-
Oh, who would ever want to be king?
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing,
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
Be my mirror, my sword, my shield,
My missionaries in a foreign field.
For some reason I can't explain,
I know St. Peter won't call my name.
Never an honest word-
But that was when I ruled the world.
*Wizard and Tau provide the vocalizations*
Kib and The Master: Hear Jerusalem bells are ringing,
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
Be my mirror, my sword, my shield,
My missionaries in a foreign field.
For some reason I can't explain,
I know St. Peter won't call my name.
Never an honest word…
But, that was when I ruled the world.
Wizard: Beautiful! I'll sing too… After Meghan's dares!
*a random sir unit that looks like the girl version of GIR but with magenta eyes appears, along with Meghan and co.*
Meghan: OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO CUTE. *EXPLODES*
Wizard: XD Yayz there are 'sploding peoplez. (hugs Dib tighter)
Kib: …
Kia:...
Blez:...
Arianna:...
Meghan:*comes back to life* Sorry. Gotta stop reading fanfics before I review.
Wizard: XD Orly? Why is that?
Meghan: It affects my feelings towards the characters. In which case...*throws can at Dib's head* YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ZIM HOW DARE YOU. DX
Dib: *moves head*
*can hits Wizard*
Wizard: TT_TT
Dib: … : ( Ooops.
Wizard: *goes and cries in a corner, still hugging Dib*
Kenjix: W-Wizard? D: Are you okay? Here… *gives her a blanket and teddy* Want some lemonade?
Wizard: : ( Uh huh…
Kenjix: ^_^ Okay! I'll get you some! *skips out all happy*
Wizard: *hugs Dib tighter*
Blez/Arianna/Kia:...
Meghan: XD Okayz. I wanna-
Blez: Dib, PLEASE LOVE ME BACK. I LOVE YOOOOUUU. *latches onto him*
Dib: 0_0
Wizard: *hugs Dib tighter* But… I love you Dibbeh!
Kay: NO DIB I LOVE YOU MOST! TT_TT *hugs him tight too*
Dib: Heeeeeelp!
Meghan:...um. O.o
*everyone stares at the crying mass of hugging girls*
Kib: That's just sad-
Arianna:*latches to Kib* I love you, Kib. YOU'RE MY SOUL MATTTEE.
Kib: I love you too Ari… Why are you acting weird though? *hugs her tightly*
Meghan:...*looks over at Kia and glares* STOP.
Kia: Oh, come on. It's fun to see them humiliate themselves.
Meghan: But Arianna already loves Kib, so technically...
Kia:...*snaps fingers*
Arianna:*latches to Dib suddenly* I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A MEAN DAUGHTER I LOVE
YOU DAD.
Dib: 0_0 Uh…
Kib: TT_TT
Kia: Problem solved.
Kenjix(still in the kitchen): Oh hi Marly! Why are you climbing through the window silly?
Alyx: … *summons daggers and runs out*
*horrible screaming and sounds of MarMar's pain emanate from the kitchen*
Wizard: I LOVE YOU DIB!
Blez: ME TOO!
Kay: ME TOO!
Arianna: I LOVE YOU DADDY!
Dib: HELP MEEEEEEE!
Kib: *is emo in the opposite corner*
Meghan: You know they're gonna kill you when all this is over.
Kia: They can't. Daughter of Xenon, remember?
Meghan:...yeah. Well, you're not gonna be here anymore. *makes Kia go away*
Blez:*looks around, notices she's hugging Dib* ...
Wizard: *hugs tighter and sniffs*
Arianna:*immediately lets go of Dib, disgusted* EW, I TOUCHED IT. *wipes hands on her pants* GROSS.
Kib: *is still all emo*
Arianna: *walks back over to Kib, glaring at Dib*
Kib: A-Ari? You came back to me? *hugs her* I love you please don't do that again!
Blez:*blushes and lets go of Dib quickly* I will murder you.
Dib: 0_0
Kay: Y-You touched my boyfriend! *sparks out* PREPARE TO DIE!
Wizard: 0_0 *hides*
Meghan:...*giggles slightly* Okay. Umm...Wizard. Sing Lost by Avenged
Sevenfold. ^^ It's a great song, another one that goes against war.
Arianna: Who will do the back-up?
Meghan: Hm...get your boyfriend to get his butt over here. He'll do it.
Kib: No I won't.
Arianna:*shrug*
Kib: What? No- Arianna! I don't wanna-
Arianna: As long as it's an Avenged Sevenfold song. *hugs Kib quickly, then pulls him over to stand next to Wizard*
Kib: … I don't want to sing with her.
Wizard: But I created you! I'm like your god!
Kib: … *stabs Wizard* No.
Wizard: *dies*
Alyx: *comes back in, covered in blood* Back. I had to kill Marluxia.
Axel: Nice job hun. *hugs her*
Alyx: ^_^ Thanks.
Kenjix: *walks in* I have Wizard's lemonade- where did she go?
Wizard: *comes back* Yay! Lemonade! *is still hugging Dib*
Meghan: And I want Zim to eat a taco with Gir, and laugh at whatever he says. XD For the whole chapter.
Zim: Eh? What? No! N-No!
Blez: But he can't eat m...*sigh* Never mind.
Zim: NOOOOO!
Wizard: I got Tacos!
GIR: YAY! ^_^
Zim: *eyes the tacos suspiciously* Ew…
GIR: *eats five of them*
Zim: *takes a bite* Hmm? Hmm… Mmm? *screams and begins to choke*
Wizard: LOL!
GIR: Aw, it don' like you! ^_^ THE TACO DON' LIKE MAH MASTER! IT DON' LIKE HIM! CHEEEEEESE!
Meghan:*giggles*
Zim: *dies*
Meghan: Okay, uhhh...*looks around*...ALYX!
Alyx: *is wiping blood off of her daggers* Hmm?
Meghan: Your new mushroom army is here.
Alyx: ^_^ Yay! *jumps up*
Axel: *sighs*
Meghan: And there's 43 of 'em now. ^^
Alyx: Yayz! *bends down* Greetings, soldiers!
General Mush: We are here to serve! *salutes*
Alyx: ^_^
Kenjix: Aw! So cute!
Alyx: General Mush! Your big assignment- keep Kenjix and Demyx safe!
Kib: Uh, Alyx?
Alyx: Yes?
Kib: Can you add my sister to that?
Alyx: ^_^ Of course! Also protect little Day, okay?
General Mush: Yes miss! We obey! *march off*
Meghan: XD Okie dokie. Enjoy, Alyx. I hope this makes you feel better. ^^
Alyx: It does! ^_^
Blez: But...they're just mushrooms...
Meghan: Shush it, Blezzybelt. X3
Blez:*glares*
Axel: … Ah well, Aly is happy, and that's what matters. : )
Meghan: Umm...DEMYX! You haven't been mentioned a whole lot lately...*hugs Demyx* But you're cool, so yeah. X3
Demyx: Yay! ^_^ I'm cool!
Wizard: Yes you are!
Kenjix: Yup!
Alyx: ^_^
Axel: Haha…
Blez and Arianna:*facepalm*
Meghan: And...FANG! Hi. X3
Fang: Hello. *smiles*
*mass fangirl explosions*
*all exploded ones return*
Meghan: Hey Wizard, you should have a chapter where the whole flock comes here.
Wizard: OOO!
Meghan: That would be cool. Then I can force my favorite pairing (one of them anyway), hug Angel and tell her how cute she is, and talk
Iggy, Nudge and Gazzy.
Wizard: I like that idea!
Blez: No one is amused with your fangirl moment, Meghan. No one.
Meghan: I DON'T CAAARRRRE. DX I've been obsessed, because I randomly decided to read the book after the first and I'm hooked. I have a hard time putting it down.
Wizard: Same! I read all the books… I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LAST ONE! IT COMES OUT THIS YEAR! YAAAAAAY!
Arianna: Nobody cares, leech.
Wizard: TT_TT Whaaaaaaa
Kenjix: : ( You okay Wizard?
Wizard: *is emo again*
Kenjix: *puts the blanket over her shoulders and goes for more lemonade*
Wizard: Why is Arianna sooooo mean?
Meghan: NO, SHE'S TAKING AFTER MAR. *screams and runs around in circles*
Arianna:...what?
Blez:*rolls eyes* Mar calls her leech all the time.
Arianna:...oh. Well, I don't really care. *stabs Meghan*
Meghan: NOOOOO. DX *dies*
Wizard: D: *dies of sadness*
Kib: Yay…
Blez:...Wizard, eat a bowl of worms. *evil grin* I hear they taste wonderful.
Wizard: *comes back* Noes! I don't wanna eat worms! D: *explodes*
Arianna: Dib, go into a room full of rabid raccoons and fight the biggest one. Survive, and you get...uhh...something. *shrug*
Alyx: Uh… Dib exploded with Wizard.
Kib: Dang. Um… Send Zim? No, he is still dead… Send…
Alyx: MARLUXIA!
Marluxia: Yeeeeeeees? :3 *sees Demyx and Kenjix* Why heeeeeeello…
Alyx: … MARMAR! GO FIGHT TEH RACOONS!
Marluxia: :o *is poofed away*
Meghan:*comes back to life* NOODLES. He gets noodles. XD
Arianna: Uh, yeah. That. IF you survive.
Blez:...
Alyx: No… I'll give him something else… : )
Meghan: NOW EVERYONE EAT A BUNCH OF DONUTS.
Everyone: Yay!
Meghan: Donuts full of rat poison.
Everyone: Noooo!
Meghan: The only people excused is Wizard, Kay, Dib, Gir (he gets a normal donut), Fang
and...hm. That's it. =D
Arianna: And Kib.
Meghan: Yeah. *sigh* And Kib. Blez and Arianna don't have to eat one because
they already did before we came here.
Blez: Personally, I found the poison enhanced the flavor.
Arianna: Nah, it tasted bad. Could've done without the poison.
Kib: Um… Well, Dib is dead, Wizard died, Kay is locked up so she doesn't kill Blez… GIR ran off to eat more tacos… and Fang is on a date with Namine… *hugs Arianna*
Meghan: And...that's it. I guess. Have fun everyone, I'LL BE BACK. *laughs evilly and fades away*
Arianna and Blez:*eyes glow red and they disappear*eyes and the rest of the colory stuff*
Kenjix: … Why is Wizard dead again? : (
*random explosions that kill us all!*