Wizard: Hey everyone! Happy Birthday to me! ^_^ Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*a small, black kit pops up from behind some piece of furniture*
Wizard: What's this? You are cute! What are you doing here?
Tiny: Hia's! Erm, I'm kinda standing in for Kyrlin for now, cuz she's still kinda high on the happy juice because of all the deaths.
Wizard: XD
Kenjix: What does the kitten mean by happy juice?
Alyx: Basically, you know that stuff Luxord puts in his tea?
Kenjix: The weird smelling stuff? Yeah!
Alyx: That's what that is.
Kenjix: Ah…
Axel: *whispers* Luxord puts alcohol in his tea?
Alyx: Well, it's rum, but yeah.
Tiny: Anyways... I've got a list of what Kyrlin and Sarcul wanted, but I can't read, so I'll just improv. *he leaves the paper on the ground, then walks around, unafraid, before stopping at Mimi* You're an awfully odd cat... Hey!
Are you one of those forest cats?
Mimi: … ?
Wizard: Wait a sec… *watches Tiny closely*
Tiny: *quickly dashes away, into Kay* Oh... hi.
Kay: ^_^ Hello little guy!
Tiny: Er, you're a green twoleg... does that mean you're sick?
Kay: What? I'm not sick… *looks at skin* This is my natural color…
Tiny: Hmm. Well, I want you to carry me around so I can see everyone.
Kay: ^_^ Okay! *picks him up and hold him in her arms*
*spots Gir* Heya Leaf-Dog! I found a Mossy Twoleg X3!
GIR: Ooo! *waves arms and laughs* Mah master is green too! HE GREEN LIKE A CHEESE GONE BAD! ^_^
Wizard: XD This is hilarious… *gasps* Oh my gosh… you called them Twolegs! You're from a Warrior cat clan! :3 Awesome! ^_^ That does it- My Warrior OC is finally gonna be in something!
*poof of smoke, and a grey and white cat appears*
IvyStar: … What am I doing here?
Wizard: Hi IvyStar! ^_^
IvyStar: … *sighs* Wizard, I was in the middle of an important clan meeting…
Wizard: *rolls eyes* Your clan consists of five cats.
IvyStar: We're working on it…
Wizard: And only one of them is a guy, and he is a Kit.
IvyStar: *paws at the ground* NightKit is almost old enough to train… and we have a Medicine cat…
Wizard: CloudFire? She doesn't do anything. Ever. Because you don't ever get attacked. By anything. And you only have one Warrior, besides the Deputy.
IvyStar: *mumbles* Shut up…
Day: *runs out* Ooo! Look at all the kitties! ^_^
Kay: Careful, honey!
IvyStar: …
Day: Hi kitty! Can I pet you?
IvyStar: …
Tiny: Ooh, there's another Mossy Twoleg! And... more.. I gorrit! Every green twoleg must carry a moss ball soaked in water across this whole area! The first to the other side wins, are you ready?
Kay: Wait… Moss soaked in water? 0_0
Day: Yay!
Kib: … I don't have to do I? I don't have green skin…
Wizard: Yes. You do. You are Kay's son.
Kib: I'm also Dib's son.
Wizard: Shut up and go do it. I wanna see your skin burn. : )
Kib: … I really hate you, Wizard.
Wizard: I know! ^_^
Zim: *eyes the moss warily*
Tak: … Uh… What on Earth will we win that is worth the pain of doing this?
Tiny: It'll win ahhhh, the privilage to throw their wet-moss ball at someone else, and take every one else's moss ball and throw those too!
Kay: I AM SO DOING THIS!
Tak: ME TOO.
Kib: Same… I know! The three of us, huddle.
*whispers between them*
Wizard: Ready? Set… GO!
*The Irkens all start running, Kib, Tak, and Kay purposefully create a three way tie between them*
Zim: NOOOO! TRECHERY! LIIIIES! ZIIIIIIIIIM!
Kay: Ready? *mouth sizzling and smoking from the water*
Tak: *picks up some moss, lips smoking as well* Set.
Kib: … GO!
*all three chuck the moss at Zim*
Zim: 0_0 NOOOO! AAAA! IT BUUURNS! NOOOO! *falls over, writhing in pain*
*Tiny hops off of Kay, cheerily skipping over to Dib, catching sight of his hair. After stalking him for a few seconds, Tiny leaps onto Dib, and crawls on top of his head.*
Dib: What the-
Tiny: Hey! There's a lot of room up here!
Dib: Hey!
Wizard: *is giggling*
Tiny: *begins to attack Dib's scythe*
Dib: … *sighs*
Tiny: *After a few seconds his attention is drawn to something else and he hops down and dashes towards Axel*
Alyx: Aww! He cam over by us!
Axel: …
Tiny: Your fur on your head...! Is it bleeding? It's all red...
Alyx: *giggles*
Axel: Ha ha ha… No, this is how it always has been.
Alyx: Not with me. My hair was black once…
Demyx: I like Aly's hair!
Kenjix: Me too!
Alyx: Thanks you two! : )
Tiny: *pokes Demyx* I heard you can play the Nyan Cat song...?
Demyx: Yup! *grins and grabs his sitar* Wanna hear?
Tiny: Do so, and make all of your friends join in!
Demyx: Okay! ^_^ That means my water clones too! Yay!
Kenjix: Yay!
Wizard: No…
Alyx: *sighs and cover her ears*
Kay: Oh dear Irk…
Demyx: Dance, water, dance! *starts playing the Nyan cat song*
*water clones appear and start dancing and singing*
*Tiny sings along*
IvyStar: Oh StarClan that is annoying! *crouches and blocks her ears*
Tiny: *purrs* Thank you. I like to sing X3
Demyx: You're welcome! ^_^
Tiny: This is fun! But, Kyrlin said I'm not allowed to stay out too long... -_- maybe I'll sneak out so I can be here again...
Wizard: You should! ^_^
Tiny: Now, I shall say some magic words and disappear! Be amazed! *Tiny disappears after saying, 'Be amazed!'*
Wizard: Bye Tiny! : )
*the dragon is now awake and is following Kay everywhere*
Kay: Uh…
Kib: … 0_0
Dragon: *grins* Hi!
Wizard: ^_^ Toko! *hugs him* Why are you not with my friend Allie and eating cupcakes?
Toko: I don't know… : (
Wizard: Okay, 'twas nice seeing you! Bye Toko!
Toko: Bye! *flies off*
Tiny and Kyrlin: *randomly re-appear* IZ NOW YOUR BIRTHING DAY! X3 Hope it's a good wuuuun! *Tiny hugs Wizard for Kyrlin, then they both disappear*
Wizard: Yay! X3
(Note from Kyrlin: I doesn't own Tiny, he is belonged to the Erin Hunters, just thought I'd use him here cause I lurv him X3)
(It's fine! ^_^ Thanks for the dares!)
Wizard: Now, who is next-
Bao: I HAVE RETURNED.
Wizard: Hi Bao!
Kenjix: Hi! : )
Bao: Hey everyone! I want to have a few fights happen… : )
Wizard: Ooookay… what are they?
Bao: Ok me against Kay, Oxab verses Marluxia, and Ziggy verses Missy.
Alyx: Xiggy?
Bao: No, Ziggy. He is one of my Ocs.
Alyx: Ah… okay. I know who Oxab is… kinda… But if he can kick MarMar's butt then I say go ahead!
Wizard: We will do the other two another time, for lack of time in an episode (as well as a Marluxia fight is planned for this episode already…). But lets have the Bao verses Kay one!
Kay: … *gets ready*
Bao: Okay, here we go… *jumps up to do an awesome ninja kick*
Kay: … : ) Sit boy.
Bao: *crashes into the ground*
Wizard: lol!
Kay: Hahaha… This is the joys of putting the Beads on someone…
Kagome: It's pretty fun, huh? ^_^
InuYasha: Hey! … -_-*
Bao: *growls* Well, I put the beads on you too…
Kay: Ooops… 0_0 *starts walking backwards*
Bao: : ) Sit.
Kay: *slams into the ground, then gets up* Sit!
Bao: Sit!
Kay: Sit!
Wizard: … well, while that is going on… lets move on to the next dares from Aly! : )
Aly: Wait a minute i just realized something
Zam: what is it?
Aly: keef was the first ZaDr fan
Wizard: He really was!
Zam: -_- you need to stop watching those unfinished episodes
Aly: you can't tell me what to do I am your creator
Wizard: Plus, the Lost Episodes ROCK.
Zam: *rolls eyes* whatever
Jak: *walks in*
Aly: *glomps jak* YAY YOU BE BACK!
Jak: I wish I wasn't -_-
Lin: *waves at jak* hi friend of zammy ^^
Jak: ugh *prys aly off*
Aly: now lets pump it XD
Zam: stop using song titles
Aly: fine, now onto the dares dib I want you to try and survive an army of your fangirls with this *gives him a baseball bat* if you survive you get a plate cookies ^^
Dib: Why should I do this?
Lin: do et for the cookies :3
Dib: *sighs* Fine.
Wizard: *opens a door* NOW, MY FELLOW DIBBEH FANS! LET US ATTACK! *leads them all towards him*
Kay: Oh dear Irk… *runs away*
Dib: 0_0
Fangirls: ! X3 *epic glomping of Dibbeh*
Dib: AAA! Help me!
Zam:...
Jak:...
Waffle: X3
Aly: ! I send you to fight the cupcake lord
Waffle: Yes miss! *salutes and runs off*
Zam: kill me now
Aly: later now i need to think...
Lin: parteh?
Aly: yesh perfect ^^ everyone random parteh time!
Kenjix: Yay! *dances*
Demyx: *plays awesome music with his sitar*
*doorbell*
GIR: I GOTS PIZZA!
Kay: *is struggling to pull Dib out*
Fang: Here. I'll help you. *helps remove the fangirls*
Kay: *blushing* Thanks…
Fang: You're welcome. ;)
Kay: :3 *blushes more*
Dib: ugh…
Wizard: *is still hugging him tight*
Dib: Heeelp…
Kay: Oh Dib! *pulls him up, still being hugged by Wizard, and hugs him*
Dib: :3 I feel loved…
Lin: that was fun :3
Wizard: It was, wasn't it?
Zam: no it wasn't
Wizard: D:
Jak: dito
Wizard: D:
Aly: party poopers XP anyways i'm out of ideas again GOOD EVENING! XD *all leave*
Wizard: Bye!
(Note from Aly: sorry for having this review a little late but HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =D)
(It's fine! :D And thanks!)
Wizard: HEY! ALYX! GUESS WHAT?
Alyx: Yeah? What?
Wizard: You get to beat up Marluxia. Have fun.
*Marluxia appears randomly*
Alyx: …
Marluxia: Why- Kenjix, Demyx, there you are…
Alyx: *growls*
Wizard: This should be fun. *gets some popcorn and relaxes*
Marluxia: Maybe you two would like to-
Alyx: *summons daggers* Marly… Don't even think about it.
Marluxia: 0_0
Alyx: *roars and leaps at MarMar*
-one epic battle later-
Marluxia: *is bleeding on the floor*
Alyx: I need to clean up now. *wipes blood off her face and walks out*
Wizard: That was awesome.
Marluxia: … *is still bleeding*
Kenjix: D: Noes! You okay Marly?
Marluxia: *is silent and still bleeding*
Kenjix: Aly is mean to Marly! : ( *runs off crying*
Alyx: *in other room* No! Kenjix, I'm sorry! Come back!
Axel: -_- *sighs and walks out to find Alyx*
Marluxia: *bleeds*
Demyx: That is a lot of blood…
Xigbar: Remind me not to get her mad! 0_0
Zexion: My goodness…
Wizard: Anyway, I saw a clip of the new Kingdom Hearts game! It is a fangirl's dream come true! ^_^
Bao: Oh joy…
Wizard: Lea is back and still looks as hot as Axel! ^_^ And Ienzo is back too, still as attractive!
Zexion: … I'm attractive?
Wizard: Yup, Sexy-Zexy!
Zexion: … Should I be happy about this?
Wizard: Yup!
Zexion: Okay…
Wizard: But Lea is still sexier than you, Emo-Boy.
Zexion: *sighs*
Wizard: And Braig comes back to.
Xigbar: Yes! : )
Wizard: And so does Even.
Xigbar: Dang it! I though Axel did away with Vexen…
Wizard: Yeah, and we all thought you and Zexy were gone too.
Xigbar: True…
Wizard: Anyway, enough of my rant!
Marluxia: *dies*
Wizard: See you all next time!