*Doorbell and knocking*

Wizard: *sleeps*

*Knocking is louder*

Wizard: Hmm? *sits up*

*knocking turns into pounding*

Wizard: *yawns and stretches* What time is it… *looks at clock* 2 in the morning? Who in their right mind is at the door?

Kenjix: *stumbles in* What's that noise?

Wizard: Someone is at the door hun.

Kenjix: Why this early? *collapses face first onto my bed*

Wizard: Because some people don't realize I have a flame thrower.

Kenjix: *muffled* You have a flame thrower?

Wizard: Yup. Besides, why are you even here?

Kenjix: Cuz some Heartless keep attacking in the area, so Alyx and I decided to stay here. Plus it's easier to protect me from Marluxia apparently… iunno why Alyx wants to tho…

Wizard: XD I do.

Kenjix: Why?

Wizard: I'll tell you when you are older. *gets up* You try to sleep some more, okay?

Kenjix: Okey dokey. *curls up on the bed and falls asleep*

Wizard: *opens door* Who is it?

Meghan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. YOU LIVES IN A ZOO.

Wizard: lolz

Meghan: Nah, kidding. XP But happy birthday. And I'm sorry about not reviewing.

Wizard: Tis fine. Come on in! *lets you in and shuts the door* It's a bit late though… How come you didn't come earlier?

Meghan: DX I was on a vacation.

Wizard: Luuuucky…

Meghan: And I'll start giving my dares on DA from now on, if you've read my FF profile you'll know why...

Wizard: I'll go look then. Thanks for the forewarning.

Meghan: Anyway, here's the dares. ^^

Wizard: Yay!

Meghan: WHHEEEEE~! *crashes through the wall and giggles as she falls on Kib* Hiya. X3

Kib: *wakes up* What the-

Arianna: GET OFF HIM.

Meghan: NYEH. *sticks out tongue and stands up*

Kib: What… who? *turns light on and blinks. First he glares at Meghan and shoves her off the bed, then he sees Arianna* Arianna! :3

Blez:*facepalm*

Meghan: NOBODY ASKED YOU! *points at Blez*

Blez: But...I didn't...say anything...

Meghan: SILENCE! SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!

Wizard: lolz

Blez:...*sighs*

Arianna: Is it me, or does Meghan seem more annoying than usual?

Wizard: Nope! She's not annoying at all!

Kib: Yes she is.

Wizard: Shut up! *chucks a pillow at him*

Kib: … *stares at the pillow*

Wizard: Ooops… *hides behind the table*

Meghan: MUFFINZ~! *throws an apple at Wizard* Oh yeah, and here's a late B-day present. XP Well, I has more...but I give them to you little at a time...

Wizard: Yayz! Apples! ^_^

Kib: *stabs me*

Wizard: *dies*

Kib: *takes the apple and hands it to Arianna* You deserve the apple instead. *kisses her cheek*

Blez: How thoughtful, you gave her an apple. *rolls eyes*

Meghan: SHUSH IT. Apples are awesome.

Wizard: *pops back to life* I want my apple TT_TT

Kib: Too bad.

Arianna: I dare the Irkens (not including Kib, Day and Kay), to get eaten by the Loch-ness monster.

Meghan: Sounds like a messy death...

Arianna: I hope so...

Kib: Me too…

Blez:...me too. But why not send Kay as well?

Arianna:*shrug* I've taken a liking to her.

Kib: Plus she is my mom, and I love her.

Wizard: WAIT! We can't forget about Day! We cannot kill her too!

Kib: Oh yeah! Kay and Day will live.

Wizard: Good. *shoves Tak, Zim, Purple, and Red into a lake while they sleep*

Meghan:...I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIGGHT. AND PARTEH EVERY DAY.

Blez:...hm. Uh...Dib. Go die in a hole. A hole filled with lava. Yes.

Dib: *is asleep*

Wizard: Aw! X3 So cute!

Kib: *facepalms*

Wizard: He is so adorable when he is asleep! :3

Kib: Wow.

Meghan: Blezzy, just because your story has been deleted, doesn't mean you have to start being mean to Dibbeh again.

Blez: Yes it does, because you now have no proof that I like him! So I win. Thank you FanFiction website managers!

Wizard: BOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO!

Kib: *kills me* Do not offend them. I don't want to be deleted from the site either.

Wizard: *pops to life* We all know you lurv Dibbeh, Blezzy-Blez. I have proof! *waves last remaining copy of episode 2 in the air*

Kib: How did you get that? I destroyed them all!

Wizard: I is magic. :D

Kib: *kills and breaks the tape*

Meghan:...

Arianna: Get over yourself, Blez. We all know you like him, and this is pathetic. YOU are pathetic. Very much so.

Blez: Don't make me rip your tongue out of your mouth, scum.

Meghan: NO FIGHTING! DX Uh, I'm gonna go now...couldn't think of much...bye. *waves and disappears*

Kib: Good riddance.

Arianna:*walks over to Kib and crosses arms*

Kib: *hugs her*

Blez:*disappears also*

Wizard: Well, I'm going to bed. Night! *leaves*