Kenjix: Hi everyone! I got lots of sleeps and now I'm here! ^_^
Alyx: We don't know what happened to Wizard after she died though…
Kenjix: lol what's that? *points at red cloud of magic and smoke rising form the floor*
Wizard: I LIIIIIIIIIVE! *slowly sits up*
Kenjix: Haha!
Wizard: I gotta wake up the GREAT STONE DRAGON! *runs out*
Alyx: *facepalms* Oookay…
Wizard: I HAVE RETURNED! *runs in again* lolz Dare time, right?
Alyx: Yup.
Wizard: Yay! Meghan first!
Meghan: *appears, giggling* Sorry about waking you up late last time, I couldn't sleep. XP
Wizard: TOTALLY fine XD
Blez: At least instead of ruining our lives because you couldn't sleep, you decided to ruin theirs. Well done.
Meghan: I did not ruin their lives. I made them better with my awesomeness. XD
Wizard: Exactly!
Blez: *facepalm*
Meghan: …hey, something's…missing…
Wizard: What? Huh?
Blez: *looks around*…I don't notice anything different.
Meghan: Hmm…*taps chin in thought*… WAIT! Where's Arianna?
Blez: Gone.
Meghan: Gone where?
Blez: Just gone. She didn't want me to tell you, but she wanted me to give this note to Kib.
Wizard: KIBBEH!
Kib: Yes, oh bane of my existence? *walks in* Wait, if Blez and the irritating Hyuuuman are here, where is Arianna?
Wizard: Hey! Meghan isn't irritating!
Kib: Yes she is.
Wizard: You're mean!
Kib: Yup. Now, where is she?
Wizard: Blezzy has a note from her, for you.
Blez: She said to please do what it says.
Kib: *takes it and reads* I see. I'll be right back. *leaves*
Meghan: …b-but, why not tell me? DX I created her, after all.
Blez: Well, she doesn't like you. Get used to it.
Meghan: …*mopes in emo corner*
Wizard: Tis okay, Meghan. Some of my Ocs hate me too.
Blez: Okay, umm…right. Dares. Dib, eat a raw chicken.
Dib: What?
Blez: And then feed yourself to a walrus.
Wizard: WHAT?
Meghan: …wut? …DX Dun be so mean to him, Blez. *comes out of emo corner*
Wizard: *hugs him* Yeah, Blez! You are as bad as Kibbeh!
Meghan: Wait…a challenge type thing for Kay.
Kay: I'm listening.
Meghan: Alright.
*long, silent pause*
Kay: Get on with it!
Meghan: So here's the deal. Dibbeh and Blezzy will be duct taped together, and held over a pit of sulfuric acid.
Kay: … Okay…
Meghan: Oh, and there's acid sharks in the pit.
Kay: Really?
Meghan: Yus.
Kay: Okay…
Meghan: And…oh, and giant firey floating chainsaws are floating around the pit, Dib and Blez. Yay.
Kay: …
Wizard: AND TEH NYAN CAT! XD
Meghan: XD So you have to save them both before the chipmunk of awesome doom cuts through the rope that's holding them over the pit.
*Wizard holds up a big chipmunk*
Kay: *shrugs* Okay, I'll just let Blez die and save my boyfriend.
Wizard: NOT SO FAST! THERE IS A CATCH!
Meghan: If you let Blez die, Dib will be attacked and killed by the chainsaws.
Kay: Oh…
Meghan: If Dib dies, Blez will be attacked and killed by the chainsaws. Not that you care, but this means you either save both or don't save them at all. Got it?
Kay: Got it.
Blez: And you say I was being mean? *rolls eyes* Let's get this over with. But what if Kay dies in the process?
Meghan: Hm…then it will be up to you both to find some way out of it without killing yourselves. You can either both die or both survive.
Blez: *shrug*
Wizard: YAY! *duct tapes them together and suspends them above teh pit of sulfiric acid and sharks*
Kay: Here goes…
-5 MINUTES LATER-
Kay: *kneeling at the side of the pit, grasping Dib's hand* HOLD ON!
Dib: I'm slipping!
Kay: Blez! Help me!
Blez: … *stands there, with bleeding wounds all over her, and watches*
Kay: Look, I'm sorry about what happened with the shark, but please! *starts crying and tries to pull Dib up again*
Blez: …
Dib: Kay! I- I can't hold on! *stretches towards her with other hand* Help!
Kay: *leans over more and grabs his hand* Come on!
Blez: … *pushes Kay*
*Kay and Dib tumble screaming off the side of the pit into the acid*
Blez: Well, I survived.
*teh chainsaws swoop towards her*
Blez: Oh Irk-*dies*
*silence*
Wizard: Woohoo!
Meghan: Whoa, that was epic. Do it again~!
Everyone: NO.
Meghan: DX Killjoys. Um…oh yeah, here's your second present Wizard, catch! *throws a huge bow at you, which lands two feet away and pops open to reveal a bunny*
Wizard: Awww! ^_^
Meghan: I love bunnies. This one will go all psycho if anyone does anything mean to you, or hurts you. What'cha gonna call the bunny?
Wizard: Mr. Whiskers McFluff-Bottoms! X3
Blez: *is alive again* That's stupid.
Mr. Whiskers: *growls and kills Blez*
Meghan: YOUR LIFE ES STUPID.
Wizard: lol.
Blez: *comes back to life… again* I dare Alyx AND Axel to dance ballet-style to a heavy metal song of the author's choosing.
Wizard: But I don' listen to heavy metal…
Meghan: XD And you both have to wear a tutu! Do et! XDD
Wizard: Um… I don't listen to that kind of music tho…
Axel: … I am NOT wearing a Tutu.
Kenjix: OOO! Can I wear a tutu?
Marluxia: :3 Why yes you can, Kenjix. I'll even go get you one…
Alyx: …
Wizard: AAA! RAPIST!
Marluxia: *is innocent looking* Who, me?
Wizard: W hat are you doing here?
Marluxia: I was bored, and wanted to see what 8, 15, 19 kept doing all day.
Axel: And you wanted to see Kenjix?
Marluxia: Perhaps…
Wizard: Go away Marly. Go make out with Vexen or something.
Marluxia: I do not like that man!
Wizard: Yes you do, I have proof!
*a little girl appears out of no where*
Yuki: … What? Where am I?
Marluxia: … You… I hate you…
Yuki: … Alyx? Kenjix? Yay! ^_^
Alyx: Yuki!
Kenjix: Yay! : )
Marluxia: *hate-filled eyes*
Wizard: lol
Yuki: Alyx, why is Daddy mad?
Alyx: Cuz he doesn't like you, remember?
Yuki: Yeah… but… I don't like him…
Wizard: lol uh… lets not discuss the origins of Yuki-Rose on a children's show, okay? ^^;
Blez: *grins slightly*
Meghan: ….wh-why are you smiling?
Blez: Oh, just because. *looks at the ceiling*
Meghan: …*slowly looks up as a pool of electric eels falls down on pretty much everyone except Blez, Dib, Wizard, Kay, Meghan and Day*
Blez: *laughing like a crazy person*
Zim: AAAAAAA! IT BUUUUURNS!
Axel: My hair! TT_TT
Meghan: O.o …u-uh…DX Um…I…hm. Let's just…urh…DaBr time!
Wizard: Yay!
Blez: *growls*
Meghan: Dibbeh, sing 1,000 Years by Christina Perri and dedicate it to Blez. Then kiss her. DO
Dib: But-
Meghan: IT OR SO HELP ME, I'LL RIP THAT ENORMOUS HEAD OF YOURS OFF AND SUPER GLUE IT TO A LION'S BUTT.
Dib: 0_0
Meghan: Don't think I won't….*glare*
Dib: 0_0 Okay then…
Blez: …
Dib: *clears throat*
*cue music*
Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave
How can I love when I'm afraid to fall
But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow
One step closer
I have died everyday waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hour has come to this
One step closer
I have died everyday waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
One step closer
One step closer
I have died everyday waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
Wizard: Awwww! X3
Meghan: XD
Wizard: So cute!
Blez: *blushing insanely*
Dib: *blushes as well*
Kay: TT_TT
Meghan: XDDD *literally rolling on the floor laughing* Blez's embarrassment is my enjoyment.
Blez: I'm glad you find pleasure in this, because I know I don't.
Dib: Me neither!
Wizard: Awww! The lovers agree on something! ^_^ And, Blez, you are such a-
Meghan: Liar.
Wizard: You stole mah words D:
Meghan: XD Hmm…OH! All the Invader Zim characters that are here, I have a question for you.
*they all listen*
Meghan: What is your favorite episode of Invader Zim? And if you can't decide what episode, what was your favorite fanfic ever to be written in the IZ archive?
Wizard: Ooo! Nice question!
Blez: That's a pretty good question, actually. I wonder if even half of them will answer.
Meghan: It's a given Gaz probably won't…and maybe not Gir…or it'll just make no sense.
Zim: A Room With A Moose. It's the closest I have gotten to WORLD DOMINATION! *evil laugh*
Tak: My favorite episode was never aired. It was called 'Top Of The Line', and the script never was recovered. But I kicked Zim's FILTHY butt, and almost killed him.
Gaz: I like 'Game Slave 2'.
Dib: Not sure… Maybe Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom… Because at least I got to imagine being happy…
GIR: I LIKE ALL OF TEH EPISODEZ CUZ THEY IS COOL! YAY!
Wizard: XD GIR, you have to pick one.
GIR: I like Wizard's one story cuz teh pretty lady likes me… ^_^
Wizard: Which story is this?
GIR: Teh one where the ship landed on me and went KABLAM!
Wizard: *thinks* Oh… the ZaDf one… XD
Zim: The ZaDf one? Oh joy…
Dib: … *sighs* I hate that one…
Wizard: I have gotten lots of positive feedback on that story, thank you very much!
Zim: *rolls eyes* And how many of them BEGGED for DaTr?
Wizard: … All of them…
Zim: EXACTLY. Foolish Hyuuuman, the only reason you wrote that was so you had an excuse to write G-
Wizard: hey! I'M NOT HUMAN! And anyhow, a lot begged for ZaGr as well. No ZaDr requests, no ZaGIR or DaGIR, Just ZaDf, DaTr, ZaGr, and GaGr. *looks smug*
Gaz: … GaGr?
Wizard: Yup. Anyway, what's your favorite, Kay?
Kay: Lost episode 'Mopiness of Doom'
Wizard: Oh, and I know that Kib's favorite is 'Dark Harvest' ... -_- *sighs*
Blez: *shrug* What about you, Wizard? What's your favorite episode and/or fanfic?
Wizard: Well, I am not sure. My favorite episodes are 'Tak, The Hideous New Girl', 'The Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom', and 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'. But I LOVE the lost episode 'Mopiness of Doom', as well as 'The Trial'. As for FanFics, I can't decide.
Meghan: Hmmm…I'm getting hungry. Demyx, you and I shall make snacks for everyone! ^^ *runs off to somewhere random*
Demyx: Here I come! ^_^ *follows*
Kenjix: Me 2! ^_^ *follows*
Marluxia: Me too… :3
*Alyx and Wizard share a blank stare, then messily kill Marly*
Blez: …uh. *looks around*…yeah. Zim, let Dib beat you with a cactus.
Zim: Eh?
Blez: Dib, beat him with the cactus. *chucks the cactus at Zim's face* Or just pelt him with lots of cactuses. Doesn't matter to me.
Dib: : )
Zim: 0_0
*huge explosion is suddenly heard outside and evil laughing*
Zim: *runs off in the confusion*
Blez: …*grins* They're here.
Meghan: *comes back suddenly* Who's here?
Blez: Kib and Arianna.
Wizard: What?
Meghan: …eh?
*building suddenly explodes and this huge death machine stands in front of it. In the little glass thing at the top, you can see Kib and Arianna controlling it and stuff. Oh, and the whole world's on fire, YAY!*
Meghan: *sticks head out of rubble*…why does everyone destroy your studio, Wizard?
Wizard: NOES! TT_TT I DON'T KNOW! WHY?
Blez: It's not "everyone"; it's just you and your stupid ideas.
Meghan: … ….. …oh yeah. *turns to you* Sorry Wizard.
Wizard: I forgive.
*more buildings asplode*
Wizard: Yay! 'sploding! Oh wait… that might actually be a bad thing… oh well.
Kenjix: *pokes head out of rubble, along with Alyx and Yuki and Demyx* What happened?
Wizard: My scary OC and his girlfriend just destroyed us all.
Kenjix: Yay! ^_^
Blez: *eyes light up from all the destruction*
Meghan: …*rolls eyes* Well, what now? How do we stop them?
Blez: Stop them and die.
Meghan: Shut it, no one was talking to you.
Blez: Well, you weren't specific on who you were asking, and I'm sure you weren't talking to the filthy contaminated Earth air.
Meghan: Uggh. Meanie. Wizard, you're gonna have to figure this out yourself. Sorry, I gotta go home. My brother's need meh. DX *disappears*
Wizard: Tis fine. Go, help your brothers!
Blez: Yeah…I'm just gonna go now as well. Bye. *disappears also*
Wizard: *glares at Kib and Arianna*
Kib: BOW BEFORE YOUR RULERS!
Wizard: … Never!
Kib: …
Wizard: Besides, I'm kinda buried up to my shoulders in smoldering rubble, I kinda can't move. ^^;
Kib: *sighs* Ah well, your plan woked perfectly, my dear. *kisses Arianna's cheek*
Wizard: … My studio is in ruins! TT_TT
Alyx: Hey, Wizard?
Wizard: Yes?
Alyx: I think Marluxia perished.
Wizard: Really?
Alyx: Yes.
Wizard: SUCCSESS! VICTORY FOR WIZARD!
Kib: … You hang out with Uncle Zim too much.
Wizard: Yup XD
Marluxia: *under the rubble* WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD YET!
Wizard: Yes you are, stop lying to yourself.
Marluxia: I feel fine…
Wizard: You're not fooling anyone.
Marluxia: *pokes his head out* I think I'll go for a walk.
Wizard: …
Hades(Percy Jackson version o' hotness): Hey, um, I can't take him like that.
Wizard: Couldn't you wait? He won't be long.
Hades: No, there's a lot of people in the next town over who have to enter my kingdom.
Wizard: Well, when will you be back 'round?
Hades: Not till, uh… next week.
Wizard: Well, couldn't you do us a favor?
Hades: Well…
Marluxia: *realizes he is within reaching distance of Kenjix* :3
Alyx: … *hits him over the head*
Marluxia: *passes out*
Hades: Okay, I'll take him now. *drags Marluxia to the underworld*
…
*And there was much rejoicing*
All: Yaaaaaaay
Kib: Now… : ) *hits Wizard with a lazer*
Wizard: *dies*
Kib: OUR TURN. *evil laugh*