(My apologies to Meghan- I seem to have stolen Arianna slightly ^^;)
Wizard: Welcome to-
Weird purple/black bird: WAAA sorry for not being here for a while, forgives meh D: I was... reading The Lord of the Rings so I can read The Lost Hope, and
kinda spaced on FF
Wizard: WHAT THE?
Kyrlin: You're doing it wrong.
Weird purple/black bird: ?
Kyrlin: You have to announce how you entered. Then give out pranks and other awesomeness.
Wizard: lolz. You also can't come until I have announced anything. Go back stage XD
Kib: I also seem to remember Arianna and I took over last time.
Wizard: Shize… fine.
Kib: Thank you. Welcome, foolish Hyuuumans, to Pranks and other Awesomeness. : ) I'm your NEW host, Kib Membrane.
Wizard: … Who still hasn't dug us out of this wreckage. We have had to do it ourselves. Jerk.
Kib: What was that?
Wizard: Nothing…
Kib: *waits*
Wizard: *sighs* Nothing, oh your great wonderfulness. -_-*
Kib: That's better. Our first guest is-
Arianna: Can I say it?
Kib: Of course hun.
Arianna: Our first guest is… Kyrlin and co.
*the both fly in from above and hover a little
bit above the wreckage*
Kib: Hello.
Weird purple/black bird: Okay, so-
Kyrlin: Introduce yourself! Having to write Weird purple/black bird takes awhile...
Wizard: Try writing Waffles instead its fun! -
Kib: … Shut up.
Wizard: Okay. *hides in the wreckage again*
Weird purple/black bird: -_- You can call me Cim.
Kyrlin: Okay. *turns to Wizard* As you can see, she's new. I'm guiding her through how to do one of these. Hope you don't mind.
Wizard: It's fine. : )
Cim: Erm... *looks around, then lowers to the ground* It looks like a Cataclysm occurred here... well, let's hope we don't add to it.
Wizard: I hope so too… *glares at Kib*
Kib: : )
Kyrlin: Okay. Now we should give out dares instead of rambling. *she looks slightly confused* Why is Marluxia hated here?
Wizard: He isn't hated… just strongly disliked by one of my characters. I think he's pretty cool though…
Kyrlin: I mean, he sure wasn't my favorite KH character, but he didn't seem like such a horrible guy...
Wizard: As I said, he's cool.
Kyrlin: Or gay, for that matter...
Wizard: He's not gay… He's Bi…
Alyx: … *hugs Kenjix* He's not touching my brother.
Kenjix: Yay!
Cim: Then I dare him to come back from the underworld and become a zombie. Tallest Red and Purple are his targets to kill. Any and all Irkens here must protect him.
Zim: What? My tallest? IN DANGER?
Red: 0_0
Purple: 0_0
Wizard: AAA! No! Purple shall not die! *puts all Irkens except Kib and Red in a Zombie-proof*
Kenjix: How is it Zombie-proof?
Wizard: Cuz it is.
Kenjix: It's a beat up old shed from the back yard.
Wizard: … It's Zombie-proof cuz of who is guarding it.
Richtofen: Hello KenKen!
Kenjix: lol
Wizard: Now, Richty, keep Zombie Marly from killing them.
Richty: The pink boy iz a zombie? WUNDERBAR! I vill kill him vith my knife!
Wizard: XD Yes, exactly.
Alyx: Can I help him? Plzplzplzplzplz?
Richty: NEIN! I vill kill ze CUTE little zombies! SO CUTE! X3
Wizard: You heard him. Lol
Alyx: : (
Richty: Aw don't vorry strange red girl, you can go kill Dempshey!
Alyx: Okay! ^_^ *dark corridor*
Richty: Heh heh… Dempshey… Dead… so… WUNDERBAR!
Wizard: XD This will be fun…
Kyrlin: I'm not going on comment on that.. so, is Wizard, again, powerless? And the violent people are now running the show here?
Wizard: Yup. *hides*
Kib: Yes. : )
Cim: *looks at Kib* Wait... so they're hostile and will probably want to kill us?
Kib: Exactly.
Arianna: *grins wickedly*
Kyrlin: They cannot kill me! Unless... well, I'm not gonna say :P But, Kib, I still see that you never had a verbal battle. Now go have one with Tak. There rules are that all the insults must begin with the same letter. Such as: Kib, you are a-
Cim: Preposterous perfectionist whom people pitch you piping pickles and popping pots.
Kyrlin: Exactly!
Cim: ^_^
Kib: I will never do anything like that, you Hideous Hyuuman of Hair and Hampsters!
Kyrlin: Heehee...
Wizard: lolz You sound like Zimmeh XD
Kib: *kills her*
Cim: Now, can Ivystar grow about 100 times larger, and then go hyper on about 2 tons of Jayfeather's special Caffine x2 Ultra-energizer 5001 Amp Energy drink =3?
IvyStar: Sure. *wanders lazily off*
Kyrlin: O_O Cim, if Jayfeather finds out she took some of that amp...
Cim: HEY JAYFEATHER! KIB STOLE 2 TONS OF YOUR AMP! QUICK, WHACK HIM WITH YOUR
STICK!
Kib: *glares at her* You little…
Kyrlin: Kib, I think it's official. We don't like you...
Kib: Well, I don't like you either.
Cim: *sees the huge Ivystar and transforms into a cat herself*
Kyrlin: For those of you who are confuzzled, Cim is a druid.
Kib: I see…
*A werewolf crashes through the debris/wall, bites Dib, then goes up in flames*
Kyrlin: O3o Werewolf-ism?
Cim: *transforms back into a bird, gives Dib some of the amp, then flies up high* this is fun...
Kyrlin: *watches Dib uncertainly* Well, good news. I know Wizard can cure werewolf-ism, and if she can't, then by my powers as a dare-er you will be a normal human again by the end of this chapter.
Kib: Well, she is dead…
Dib: Aaaawoooooo! *runs off*
*Sarcul comes in, riding on a floating manta ray*
Sarcul: Hey! The wolf was supposed to bite EVERYONE before exploding!
Kyrlin: Dangit. QUICK! EVERYONE SING WAKA LAKA AND SCARE SARCUL AWAY!
Sarcul: *puts in ear plugs* Better. Now-
Kyrlin: WALA LAKA'S A THING TO PLAY FOREVER, JUST TO BE TOGETHER (just to be
together) WAKA LAKA'S SO MAGICAL AND TENDER MUSICAL AND WONDER FANTASY WAKA LAKA-
Sarcul: *ignores Kyrlin* The Madgod's curse be on you! *points at Zim* Be Wabbajack'd! *he is transformed into a deer*
Zim: 0_0 *looks at himself, the runs off*
Kyrlin: * stops, then giggles at Zim* Cute. Now, Dib, I dare you to ride him to Alyx's Mushroom Army HQ.
Dib: Aaawwwwwwoooooo! *jumps onto Zim's back and they ride off*
Alyx: I HAVE RETURNED! And Dempsey is dead now… and I stole all the Perk-a-Cola… : ) And hid it somewhere.
Richty: WUNDERBAR! ^_^
Tiny: Can Wizard's funny bunny go and be adorable?
Mr. Whiskers: ?
Cim: *looks at Tiny* How'd you get here...?
Tiny: Do not doubt my sneaking powers! I make Kenjix be invisible until he is no longer threatened by MarMar!
Kenjix: Yay! *turns invisible* Lookie! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Alyx: *facepalms and laughs*
Kyrlin: What do you know about Marluxia?
Tiny: He like to pick on people smaller then him -.- so he will suffer by having his heart torn out!
Sarcul: There's the Scourge I was looking for...
Alyx: Um… That's inaccurate… Marly has no heart, and he doesn't pick on people smaller than him, he-
Axel: ALY! DIB-WOLF AND ZIM-DEER ARE EATING THE MUSHRROMS!
Alyx: NO! *poofs away*
*suddenly Marluxia rises out of the ground*
Kyrlin: D: He's already a zombie...
*they watch as Zombie Marly walks in the opposite direction, towards a preschool*
Wizard: *comes back to life* Oh noes… XD Those poor children…
Sarcul: Pfft. Then, you, werewolf... *watches him for a second* he's been on amp hasn't he?
Cim: Yep!
Kyrlin: I am now out of immediate ideas... I hope this works well for ya. Now, let us be on our way! *poofs out with Cim and Tiny*
Sarcul: ... so no teleport for me? I'll just fly away then... *flying manta ray begins to slowly fly away. After about 5 minutes, a bomb goes off in the
general area of Zim*
Zim: *dies*
Dib: *dies*
Mushroom Army: *dies*
Alyx: *narrowly escapes death* TT_TT
Wizard: Er… Next per-
Kib: *kills her* Again, I'm in charge. Arianna?
Arianna: Next up is Xyla…
Xyla: Hi! Question: If she doesn't like her daddy, does Yuki at least like her mommy? XD
Yuki: Yeah, kinda. : ( Mommy is mean tho… Mommy sent KenKen away to some cold place…
Kenjix: Yeah! And he left me only some icky gross food… I was stuck there alone in a big metal box for three weeks until Aly and Yuki saved me! ^_^ *hugs her*
Yuki: *blushes*
Arianna: Wait, did Kenjix just refer to Yuki's mom as a 'he'?
Wizard: Yeah…
Arianna: Why?
Kenjix: Silly Ari! *poofs up and sits by her* 'Cuz Yuki's mommy is-
Wizard: Kenjix! I explained this already. No discussing the origins of Yuki on this show, okay?
Kenjix: Okay… Byebye! ^_^ *poofs back by Wizard*
Kib: … Anyway, what are your dares-
*gun shots are heard*
Richty: ZE PINK BOY IS HERE!
Wizard: lol! *runs off to see*
(The following can be heard off camera)
*gunshots*
Wizard: Ooo! You took out the legs!
Richty: A crawler? HOW CUTE! Come here little crawler… DIE!
*more gunshots*
Richty: WHY AREN'T YOU DYING?
Wizard: Holy crap… Marly, you have never looked better XD
*screaming*
Richty: Hey! You vill NOT hurt the insane child! I VILL SHTAB YOU! *insane laughter* Stabstabstab! Heehee!
(Back on camera)
Kenjix: …
Alyx: …
Kib: *watching what is happening* Wow… That's a lot of blood…
Arianna: It is…
Kib: *hugs her* It's beautiful, isn't it?
Arianna: Mmmhmm… : )
Wizard: *comes back in view of the camera and sits down* Well… Zombie Marly is dead…
Alyx: Hooray!
Wizard: And Richty figured out where Alyx hid the Juggernog.
Alyx: Dang it. That was for Kenjix…
*Marly appears, now fully alive*
Marluxia: W- What?
Alyx: AAA! ZOMBIE MARLY HAS RETURNED! *stabs him repeatedly*
Richty: Oh vat fun! Good job red girl! ^_^ Very nice vork!
Alyx: Thanks.
Marly: *dies*
Wizard: That wasn't a zombie… that was really him…
Alyx: Oops… XD
Marly: *is alive again* I don't feel well… I'm going to bed. *poofs back to Castle Oblivion for a nap*
Xyla: Daddy daddy! I have a dare!
Axel: And what is that?
Alyx: Wait… Daddy?
Axel: *shrugs* iunno.
Xyla: *whispers in Axel's ear* does that sound okay?
Axel *snickers evilly* That sounds perfect baby he deserves it anyway *Axel picks her up* lets go! *run off to castle that never was*
Alyx: ? What are they doing?
Wizard: Good thing I attached a spy camera to Axel's spikes XDXD
*Picture appears on the big movie screen that somehow isn't broken like everything else*
Xyla: Daddy what if he catches us? *shivers*
Axel: don't worry I'll protect you. Now lets give pretty boy a hair-cut *takes out scissors*
Xyla: *smiles evilly* Okay daddy!
Axel: You make me so proud! *hugs her*
*walk over to the sleeping Marluxia*
Axel: *cuts his hair and snickers*
Xyla: *laughs quietly*
Marluxia: Hmm? *stirs*
Axel: 0_0 *grabs hold of Xyla* Shh…
Marluxia: Mmm… Vexen… *snores*
Axel: Did he really just say that? XD
Xyla: Lets go back now before he wakes up.
Axel: Okay.
*meanwhile, at the studio…*
Wizard: *rolling over with laughter*
Kib: … I fail to see any humor…
Arianna: Same…
Kenjix: lolz! ^_^
Yuki: … Mommy will be pleased when he hears about this…
Wizard: Oh yes… Mommy will… XDXD
Kenjix: This should go on YouTube! XD
-within 5 hours, that video crashed youtube it had so many veiws. Youtube had to be rebooted, but the video was lost. Youtube asked the PaoA team never to do it again, or they would kill us all. So we didn't. But at least we have balckmail material!-
Kib: … Well, see you next time.
Arianna: Maybe next time we won't have zombie issues…
*insane laughter from wherever Richty is hiding*
Wizard: That didn't sound good… I'll go check on him… *leaves*
Arianna: Anyway, maybe my author will come back, so Blez can help us rule the world. And maybe… just maybe… Kib and I will invader her show as well… : )
Kib: I like that plan. Goodbye everyone!
(Author's Note- I apologize if anyone was offended by the MarVex in this chapter, as well as last. I got a lot of questions about the Marly issue, and I am glad to discuss them all in a message. So, if you have questions, concerns, or dares, contact me. Bye!)