Wizard: … No.
Kib: Do it.
Wizard: NO.
Kib: *charges lasers*
Wizard: 0_0 F-Fine! Welcome again to PaoA…
Kib: Come on…
Wizard: And now here is your host… Kib.
Kib: AND?
Wizard: *strained* Kib the Almighty Wonderfulness.
Kib: Thank you.
Meghan: *appears suddenly* GREAT JOB, KIB. YOU JUST HAD TO DROP A BUILDING ON MY BROTHERS. NOW THEY ISH ALL SQUISHED LIKE PANCAKE MUSH.
Blez: *appears also*…really?
Meghan: Nah, they're fine. I saved them from a burning building.
Kib: *rubs his temples* I should have known you would enter un announced…
Arianna: …
*Two small kids appear randomleh covered in dirt and such*
Meghan: …and apparently they followed me here.
Kib: Great…
Steven: Meggie, I'm tired.
Chandler: I'm hungry, Meghan.
Steven: Tired.
Chandler: Hungry.
Steven: Tired.
Chandler: Hun-
Meghan: SHUT UP ALREADY! DX THE WORLD IS AT ITS END, AND YOU ARE WORRYING ABOUT SLEEP? AND FOOD? PATHETIC.
Kib: It is pathetic. And if they whine again I will slowly crush every bone in their bodies.
Steven and Chandler: *both cry*
Meghan: …*lesigh* Arianna. Kib. If you're gonna rule the world, you shall do it raising a monkey.
Kib: What?
Arianna: No way!
Meghan: YES! The monkey's name is Peaches. It likes to eat paper.
Kib: …
Arianna: …
Blez: *rolls eyes* Just kill the monkey and pretend you raised it.
Kib: *stabs it*
Peaches: *dies*
Meghan: NUUU, DUN GIVE THEM IDEAS.
Blez: *shrug* They probably would've done that, anyway.
Kib: Yeah, probably.
Steven: Meggie, where are we?
Meghan: Wizard's dare show.
Steven: Who?
Wizard: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- *falls off a boulder to the ground*
Meghan: *facepalm* A friend.
Steven: Ohhh. Can I give dares?
Meghan: *shrug* Sure, why not?
Steven: Okay! I dare…you. *points at Alyx*
Alyx: Huh?
Steven: Wear a mask and eat jelly beans.
Alyx: Um…
Kenjix: Dooo it! ^_^
Alyx: Okay. *dons a mask and starts eating jelley beans*
Kenjix: Yay!
Meghan: What kind of dare is that?
Steven: The cool kind. ^^
Meghan/Blez/Arianna: *FACEPALM*
Chandler: Oh! Is Richtofen still here?
Wizard: Yes… Not sure what he is doing though…
*Richty's laughter is heard in the distance*
Chandler: I love Call of Duty, but Dempshey's my favorite.
Marluxia: Dempsey is my favorite too… :3
Alyx/Wizard: …
Chandler: Oh, and Nickolai.
Wizard: He's pretty cool.
Chandler: This one time, I got to round 41 with no cheats! Although I was on multiplayer, so I dunno if that counts. I still haven't gotten the new Modern Warfare, I really want that. I'm the best player at Call of Duty, I can beat anyone!
Meghan: …I hate Call of Duty, because of this boy. *points at Chandler*
Wizard: Your brother acts a bit like Iggins… lol oh well.
Chandler: *is speaking, but no one cares to listen*
Meghan: DX Okay, um…ya know, I really am curious now how Arianna and Kib would react to raising a child together.
Kib: 0_0
Arianna: O_o…
Meghan: Ugh, NOT LIKE THAT YOU SICKO.
Kib: …
Arianna: …
Blez: No offense to either of them, but I bet they'd fail at doing it. They're not the loving and caring type. The child would have to be as equally sadistic and violent as they are.
Meghan: *nods* True that.
Kib: *smiles smugly and puts his arm around Arianna*
Wizard: I SHALL WRITE A STORY ABOUT THEM HAVING TO RAISE A CHILD!
Kib: *facepalms* Great…
Steven: Hey, since the world's all destroyed and stuff now, does that mean we have to go to skool?
Meghan: I dunno, why don't you ask Lord Moosecheese and his idiot girlfriend.
Arianna: *growls, slits Meghan's throat* You don't have to go to skool, but thanks to your sister, we'll be fitting a prison cell for you all.
Kib: Yes… A very nice cell… full of rats and water…
Meghan: *comes back to life* DX Aw, come on! This is going too far! You can't do that!
Arianna: Sure we can.
Blez: I suggest you be quiet before you make things worse for you.
Chandler: I've always wanted to go to prison~
Meghan: …*stares oddly at Chandler*…
Wizard: I officially like your brother. XD
Steven: I don't wanna gooo! *starts crying*
Meghan: I dare everyone to start and uprising, bye! *disappears with Steven and Chandler*
Arianna: She can't hide forever. *rolls eyes*
Blez: Maybe she can. We have to flush her out and take away her powers.
Arianna: …powers?
Blez: Yeah, her magic powers. Haven't you seen her use them? With them, she can open portals, create different things, change…ah, crap.
Arianna: What?
Blez: She can change her appearance.
Arianna: Ohh. Okay then. That's…weird.
Kib: We could always just kill everyone who acts like Meghan…
Blez: …*shakes head* Anyway, I dare Wizard to sing Speak Now by Taylor Swift.
Wizard: How come?
Blez: *shrug* Don't know why, just do it.
Wizard: Weeeeeell… Teh problem is I have not heard that for a while… (And I'm writing this at skool, where I have no internet on my laptop) So I'll sing Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift instead.
Kib: Great…
Wizard: *clears throat* Now go sit in the corner and think about what you did.
*music starts*
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and
I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him.
She came along, got him alone, and lets here the applause-
She took him faster than you could say sabotage.
I didn't see it coming, wouldn't have expected it.
I underestimated just who I was dealing with.
She must have know the pain was beating on my like a drum.
She underestimated just who she was stealing from…
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think-
She's an actress! WOAH!
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, WOAH!
Soon she's gonna find stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends…
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge.
She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list.
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it.
I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling.
She thinks I'm psycho cuz I like to rhyme her name with things.
But it doesn't matter where you come from or who you know
Or who you push down to get you where you wanna go
They didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me-
No amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity.
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think-
She's an actress! WOAH!
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, WOAH!
Soon she's gonna find stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends…
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge.
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes honey.
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes honey.
You might have him, but I always get the last word.
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think-
She's an actress! WOAH!
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, WOAH!
Soon she's gonna find stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends…
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge.
*bows*
Blez: And…yeah, I can't think of anything else to add, this whole situation has taken away any and all creativity I once had.
Arianna: *leans to the side and rests head on Kib's shoulder* You're not leaving, are you Blez?
Kib: *reaches behind and places his hand on her shoulder*
Blez: Nah, I'll stay. Got nowhere else to go, anyway. Apparently, you two destroyed my base on your little rampage. But anyhow, yeah.
Kib: My apologies.
*suddenly a man appears*
Man: … Where is my vodka?
Wizard: Oh no… *facepalms*
Richty: *pops his head out of the shed and gasps* NICKOLI!
Nickoli: Hello Richtofen. You wouldn't know where my vodka went, would you?
Wizard: This should be interesting… Well, see ya!