*Evil laughter*
Kib: Hello everyone-
Wizard: *singing quietly* I know when you're sleeping…
Kib: Oh not again…
Wizard: I know the things you're dreaming…
Kib: …
Wizard: And I know you will never give up and die!
Kib: *stabs her* No, I won't, but I really wish you would.
Wizard: *dies*
Kib: *sighs*
Wizard: *pops back to life* I'll stop singing if you let me show what I taped earlier of Namine singing a song with Fang.
Kib: Fine.
Wizard: Yay! *pops a video in*
On the TV:
Namine: *suddenly appears in a long, old fashioned, flowing dress*
Fang: *appears in a suit of a similar time period* … Why have you brought me here?
Namine: You can't go back there.
Fang: I must return.
Real life:
Kib: Oh dear Irk no…
Wizard: That's right folks… my favorite POTO song…
Kib: Only cuz you want a guy to sing it to you…
Wizard: Shut up. I think it's pretty.
Kib:… You think all the songs from that play are pretty.
Wizard: SHUT UP.
Kib: No. *kills Wizard*
Wizard: *back to life* I have to watch, idiot!
Kib: *sighs* Fine… Oh look, we skipped that whole beginning in our talking. Lets just watch Wizard's song then.
On the video:
*soft music starts as Fang takes Namine's hand*
Fang: No more talk of darkness.
Forget these wide eyed fears…
I'm here.
Nothing can harm you.
My words will warm and calm you.
Let me be your freedom.
Let daylight dry your tears.
I'm here-
With you, beside you,
To guard you and to guide you…
Namine: Say you'll love me every waking moment.
Turn my head with talk of summertime…
Say you need me with you now and always.
Promise me that all you say is true…
That's all I ask of you.
*Marluxia appears in a dark cape and mask, and he hides behind a crate to watch*
Fang: Let me be your shelter.
Let me be your light!
Your safe,
No one will find you.
Your fears are far behind you.
Namine: All I want is freedom…
A world with no more night!
And you- Always beside me,
To hold me and to hide me…
*Marluxia puts his hand to his mouth in shock*
Fang: Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime!
Let me lead you from your solitude!
*embraces her from behind*
Say you need me with you here, beside you.
Anywhere you go, let me go too…
Christine… that's all I ask of you.
Namine: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime.
Say the word and I will follow you!
Both: Share each day with me, each night, each morning!
Namine: Say you love me…
Fang: You know I do…
Both: Love me… That's all I ask of you…
*They embrace, Marluxia looks away, shocked*
Both: Anywhere you go let me go too!
Love me… That's all I ask of you…
*they hug again*
Namine: I must go… They'll wonder where I am. Come with me, Raoul.
Fang: Christine I love you… *they start walking off, hand in hand*
Namine: Order your fine horses, be with them at the door!
Fang: And soon, you'll be beside me.
Namine: You'll guard me and you'll hide me…
*They leave, Marluxia walks into the open*
Marluxia: I gave you my music…
Made your song take wing…
And now, how you've repaid me!
Denied me and betrayed me…
*starts to cry*
He was bound to love you… when he heard you sing…
Christine…
*In distance, Fang and Namine are heard*
Both: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime…
*Marluxia breaks down*
Say the word and I will follow you…
*Marly stops and looks up, starting to crush a rose in his hands*
Share each day with me, each night, each morning…
*Marluxia runs up to the edge of the building and spreads his arms*
Marluxia: You will curse the day you did not do…
All that the Phantom asked of you!
*holds the last note while dramatic music plays, and the scene starts changing*
Real life:
Wizard: How was that?
Kib: Terrible. *kills her*
*Kyrlin pops up from behind a stone*
Kyrlin: Well, there goes this world!
Kib: -_- The OC's have come already…
Kyrlin: Wizard, why you let your meany OC take overrr? It spell bad things D:
Wizard: *pops back to life* It's not my fault!
Kyrlin: Well, now, Kib, are you going to rule by a totalitarian government or a dictatorship? Or communism? I... highly doubt you'll go democratic... Maybe a monarchy?
Kib: …
Wizard: Or Reign of the Judges… XD
Kib: No. I think I'll just be lord over all of you, and Arianna will help me rule.
Wizard: Awww! ^_^
Kib: … *stabs me again*
Kyrlin: According to Meghan I'm supposed to join an uprising... Oooh, I know! *floats over to where the mushroom army died, and brings them back to life* Yesssssss. Alyx, your army is now back and... is now hiding from the sun. XD
Alyx: Yay! ^_^
Kyrlin: Kiiiiiib, you should... wait. Are you loyal to the Tallest?
Kib: No comment.
Kyrlin: If so, you should prolly give them this planet to use.
Kib: …
Kyrlin: If you want to. I really dunno what to do here, cuz it isn't my planet but it IS Wizard's.
Wizard: Yeah… The Tallest don't want this planet XD
*Kyrlin waves at Nickoli* Hiiii I don't know yooouu, but your vodka prolly is gone, since Kib destroyed this world.
Nickolai: No! My vodka is gone?
Kyrlin: But here, have some of mine, less shots
for me DX -saying that, YES I am STILL taking the drinking challenge whenever someone dies, and like, 5 when Wizard dies from 'sploding, and etctera, etc...
Wizard: You'd be surprised, people are still doing that XD
Kyrlin: And, Kib, until you make this place safer, I am NOT allowing any kits that I know to come here. So, Kib, construct some sort of SAFE KIT-FRIENDLY fortress :D with prisons of marshmellows! Marshmellows and creeeeaaaaaammmmm.
Kib: … No.
Kyrlin: Oh, and Kib, here. *Hands him a tiny flying manta ray* Sarcul wanted
you to have it.
Kib: *looks at it weird*
Kyrlin: If you raise it properly, it will grow two huge fangs and tear apart your enemies ruthlessly while you ride it.
Kib: Really? *evil grin*
Kyrlin: However, you must name him ChooChoo. Like a train X3
Kib: … *sighs* Fine.
Wizard: lol!
Kib: *stabs her again*
Kyrlin: *pokes Zim randomly* Zim, go do something uncalled for.
Wizard: *pops back to life* Ooo…
Kyrlin: Something that none of us ever would expect you to do.
Wizard: : ) *reaches over and pushes Zim's and Tak's mouths together*
Zim: !
Tak: !
Zim: Gah! GET AWAY FROM ME TAK!
Tak: Ew! Zim! How DARE you!
Kyrlin: I HAVE A JOB FOR DIB NAOW! Take these seeds and make this planet have plants again! Grow these plants! You must do this alone! Now be off with thee! *hands him a variety of seeds and shoos him off*
Dib: Uh… Okay. *leaves*
Kyrlin: I have no idea what those seeds will grow... I'm expecting at least ONE giant venus flytrap that will eat one of us.
Wizard: YAY!
Richty: WUNDERBAR!
Kyrlin: And now I fell like departing. Let us hope when I return I can bring kits along with me, and will see some sort of plant life here...! Naaa, no song dare there XD. Bye. *poofs away*
Kib: Good riddance-
Meghan: *appears suddenly* Were you serious about making the story where Kib and Arianna would have to raise a child? XD That. Would. Be. HILARIOUS! XDDD
Wizard: I totally was! ^_^
Kib: Oh joy…
Arianna: No it wouldn't! Stop trying to convince her! DX
Kib: Welcome back hun. *hugs her*
Wizard: And you don't need to convince me! I am gonna do it!
Kib: Maybe I should kill you both.
Meghan: …nah. XD Anyway, on to the dares before I'm murdered~! Kib and Arianna must sit in a room with Dib.
Kib: I'm fine with that.
Arianna: Same.
Meghan: They can't kill him.
Kib: What?
Meghan: All weapons shall be confiscated.
Kib: … I hate you.
Meghan: Dib, talk about paranormal crap to annoy Arianna. *giggles* And if you don't complete the dare, you three will explode at random points during the chapter.
Kib: Uhg. Fine.
Wizard: Yay! *puts them in Teh room* My show again!
*Birds chirp and sunshine falls around them, the plants Dib planted earlier sprouting around her*
Wizard: Hoorayz!
*Giant venus flytrap sprouts and eats Wizard, then goes back underground*
Blez: …wow. Uh…I dare Zim to be eaten by a monkey. And…that monkey must dance with Gir.
GIR: YAY!
Zim: Eh? NOOOOOOO!
Meghan: Psh, that's stupid.
Blez: *shrug* At least I'm being creative, unlike you or your brothers.
Meghan: Oh yeah! That reminds me, my brothers gave me a list of dares. *pulls out a piece of paper that's really long and flows all the way to the floor* Okay…Wizard, smash bottles of vodka in front of Nickolai.
Nickolai: What?
Wizard: I don't wanna break them tho…
Nickolai: If she broke them she'd be like ninth wife. That horrible woman…
*awkward silence*
Wizard: DANCE PARTY!
*they all dance to loud music*
Arianna: You're giving me a headache. *kills Meghan*
Meghan: AGH, NOO. *dies*
Kib: Your turn. *kills Wizard*
Wizard: Nooooooooooooooooooo *poof*
Arianna: *sighs, slumps down to the floor and holds her head in her hands* Everyone needs to stop being loud.
Kib: It's okay hun. *sits by her and wraps his arms around her* I'm here.
Meghan: *comes back to life* Nuuu. I SHALL BE VEREH LOUD AND STUFFS. ANYWAY, THE NEXT DARE WAS NICKOLAI AND RICHTOFEN FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
Richtofen: But… I need zat Russian! D: NEIN! I VILL NOT KILL NICKOLI!
Blez: Stop yelling!
Meghan: NEVA! *flies up to the ceiling and starts laughing all crazy-like* DA MOOSE LORD COMMANDS MEH. DA MOOSE LORD COMMANDS MEH.
Blez: *sighs*
Meghan: LAST DARE, GIR HAS TO FILL HIMSELF WITH JELLY BEANS AND EXPLODE AND STUFF. X3
Blez: Wait, that's it?
GIR: Yay! ^_^
Meghan: THAT'S IT FROM MY BROTHERS. MY NEXT DARE IS…UMM…AXEL HAS TO DRESS LIKE A COWBOY AND HERD CATTLE WHILE RIDING A MOOSEH. ^^
Axel: Okay. *walks out in a denim shirt, jeans, and cowboy hat*
Wizard: *dies of happiness*
Alyx: *love struck*
Axel: *winks* Got it memorized?
*twenty fangirls die of Axel's hotness*
Alyx: You look awesome hun!
Axel: Thanks Aly. : ) Wanna come help me?
Alyx: *outfit turns into one similar to Axels, wih high heeled boots* Sure.
-5 minutes later-
Blez: …hm. Okay, now that all the cattle are here…we must rid of them. Kib, slaughter them all and hang them to drain the majority of their blood out. Once that's done, throw the blood on whoever you choose. Yes, it can be more than one person.
Kib: Yes… *evil laugh at the massacre begins*
Wizard: Wow… that's lots of blood…
Richty: All the little juicy bits… wunderbar… :D
Kib: Now… what to do with the blood…
Richty: Give it to me! I want to bathe naked in it!
Wizard: *facepalms*
Kenjix: Yay! Swimming time! ^_^
Alyx: Uh, no KenKen-
Marluxia: Why, yes it is… :3
Wizard: Why are you back?
Marluxia: So I can kill whoever did this to me! *removes hat, hair is now short and spiked up*
Wizard: Wow… you actually look somewhat attractive with your hair like that…
Marluxia: …
Alyx: Uh… no comment.
Marluxia: You think I look attractive?
Axel: Who are you and what have you done to Wizard?
Wizard: Hey, I said somewhat. Besides, it's obvious he is NOT the most attractive person here, because there is a five way tie.
Kenjix: Alyx is attractive! ^_^
Alyx: *facepalms and laughs*
Marluxia: As if. Now, KenKen on the other hand-
*Alyx and Wizard kill Marly*
Wizard: The most attractive guys here are Fang, Axel, and Kenjix… even though he is 11. XD
Alyx: You said five people.
Wizard: Yup.
Alyx: Who are the other two?
Wizard: My OC Sahar, if anyone read my Invader Zim fanfic you know of him. And Germany from Hetalia ^_^
Alyx: … *facepalms*
Kib: Wow.
Richtofen: He's German? Like Meeeee? WUNDERBAR!
Kay: Wait, did you just say something about Sahar?
Wizard: Oh yeah… *summons Sahar*
Sahar: Huh? Where am I…
Kay: … Sahar?
Sahar: … Kay?
*they embrace*
Kay: I missed you so much!
Sahar: I missed you too, my love.
Dib: *FOREVER ALONE*
Wizard: Awww poor Dibbeh. *GLOMPS*
Dib: :3
Meghan: UM…UMMM…I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE DARES! DX …*takes a deep breath* BANSE ABA MOO POLKE LE LA, BALI PE LE MAKA, AKU BABANA.
Arianna: MEGHAN LOSES THE ABILIY TO SPEAK.
Meghan: *opens mouth to respond, but nothing comes out* DX
Arianna: *buries head in hands once more*
Kib: Shhshhshh… it's okay…
Blez: …monster truck. Zim and Dib have to drive monster trucks over things. Whoever destroys the most stuff wins.
Zim: Yes… Time to use these… "Monster Trucks" to take over Earth!
Wizard: Technically Earth has already been taken over…
Zim: YOU'RE LYING!
Arianna: *muffled speaking*
Blez: What?
Arianna: *lifts head and sighs* Everyone turns into three-year-olds. The only ones that have immunity are Kib, Blez, Dib, Alyx, and myself.
Wizard: And me!
Blez: Why Dib and Alyx?
Kib: Can't Dib be a baby too?
Arianna: I wanna see their reactions to Kay and Axel being three. *shrug* Of course, Kay would just be the Irken equivalent to a three-year-old. If there is one. If not, Irkens are just-born smeets.
Kib: Technically they are just smeets, but not newborns.
Blez: Ah, okay.
*Everyone urns into little kids*
Wizard: Da! *looks angry*
Kib: That's better. : )
Alyx: Axy?
Axel: Haha! *hugs Alyx*
Alyx: Awww…
Marly: :3 … *crawls over to Kenjix* Ga ga…
Kenjix: *blissfully unaware*
Wizard: Ka! Ka! 0_0
Alyx: Marly! Bad! *picks him up*
Marly: … Bleh.
Alyx: *glares at him*
Vexen: Ga? Ma?
Marly: Ga!
Vexen: Ma-Ma!
*the two cuddle cutely*
Wizard: Haha! *claps hands*
Alyx: Awww so cute…
Kenjix: Aly… Cawy! ^_^ *reaches up*
Alyx: How is Kenjix older than the others?
Kib: I don't know…
Dib: Ka! Ka!
Kay: Dib? You okay?
Dib: *points at Sahar* Ba!
Sahar: Ka! *reaches up* KaKa!
Kay: Oh… *picks them up* I love you both!
Dib: *glares at Sahar*
Sahar: *glares at Dib*
Zim: Mama… *sees Tak* Ta?
Tak: Ga! ^_^
Zim: Ta! ^_^ *hugs her*
Gaz: *sits and plays a video game*
GIR: BABIEZ! ^_^ LOOKIE! THE PRETTY LADY IS A BABY! *points at Gaz*
Gaz: *continues game*
GIR: I LOVE TEH PRETTY LADY ^_^ *picks up Gaz*
Gaz: … *shrugs* Ga…
Dib: Ga! Ba!
Gaz: *glares at him and throws a block*
*block hits him in the head*
Dib: Whaaaaaaa! *crys*
Wizard: Fa?
Fang: *extends his little wings and hovers a bit* Ga!
Wizard: *giggles and claps, then hugs Fang*
Blez: Let's see…last thing; I have a question for everyone. Which would win in a fight: Two-headed dinosaur, or a robotic big-foot?
Dib: *still sobbing*
Zim: Ga!
Tak: Ga ga!
Wizard: *holds up her foot and falls over backwards*
Fang: *cocks head at her in curiosity*
Kenjix: Aly… *snuggles into her arms*
Axel: Aly… : (
*Marly and Vexen are curled up next to each other, fast asleep*
Meghan: *grins, looks like she's laughing, but…XD no sound*
Kib: *rubs temples and sighs*
Blez: Okay, bye Meghan. *pushes Meghan away* And good riddance.
Kib: Next we have… Xyla.
Xyla: *whispers* Hey Yuki do you want to do a prank with me? I promise you won't get in trouble, but I probably will...
Yuki: Okay but I really hope you don't get in trouble.
Kib: How come she isn't a baby?
Alyx: She wasn't here. The others were.
Xyla: It will be fine Daddy loves me a lot *smiles brightly*
Alyx: … *looks at the little Axel baby asleep by her foot*
Yuki: Well that's good *smiles*
Wizard: Haha! *points at Vexen*
Alyx: Yuki's dad is asleep too… XD
Yuki: … That's kinda cute… Daddy is asleep… and so is Marluxia…
Wizard: Yoo-kee Dada Ma! *laughs*
Yuki: What is the dare?
Xyla: You know the story of Bloody Mary?
Yuki: Yeah daddy told it to me to scare me *shivers*
Alyx: He what? *glares at the sleeping Marluxia* It was Marly wasn't it?
Yuki: Yes… : (
Xyla: Well what if we tell all the older people that we saw something in the mirror and then they came to investigate?
Yuki: That sounds good.
Xyla: Okay are you strong?
Yuki: I don't know
Xyla: Try picking me up! *smiles cheerfully*
Yuki: Okay... *try's to pick up Xyla but fails*
Xyla: Okay then you'll be Bloody Mary! *smiles*
Yuki: Okay! *grins*
Xyla: Okay let's go!
Wizard: Ga? *cocks head*
*Half an hour later*
Yuki and Xyla: Guys we saw something in the Bathroom mirror we think it's Bloody Mary!
Kib: What? What is that?
Kenjix: No! Buddy Mawy bad! *cries a bit* Scawy…
Alyx: *hugs Baby Kenjix tighter* Kib, it's a girl who was buried alive and tried to dig herself out of the coffin with her fingernails.
Kib: Lovely…
Wizard: Ga? *looks frightened*
Fang: Da… *hugs her*
Wizard: *clams down*
Richty: Haha! *holds up WunderWaffe*
Alyx: Oh no…
Kib: … -_- We will deal with the Bloody Mary incident… and hopefully the baby issue… next time. Goodbye!