Ok… out of sheer boredom, and a request, I decided to make another chapter… here goes nothing… may god have mercy on my soul.
Just when Rotti is about to sing 'Gold', run up behind him and duct tape his mouth until the music for that song stops. It's his big solo so he'll probably kill you… or have someone do it for him.
Bolt Pavi and Graverobber to chairs in a locked, dark room. Play those disgusting slides they make you watch in health class about what happens when you get STD's.
Download the bleep button on your iPod/iPhone/iPad/iPad2/iPad3 and bleep out all of Luigi's swear words. Hold your finger on the button when he starts chasing you whilst screaming profanity.
Stare weirdly at Amber until she asks why. Proceed to tell her that she has last month's hairdo, and everyone has Farrah hair now. Take pictures and post them around GeneCO after she gets her horrible hair transplant.
Ask Nathan how Buffy's doing. He will stare at you as if you've grown to heads after this. I warned you.
Ask Shilo why in 2056, everyone is wearing Victorian fashion, and why the flying car is still underway, and why doors still lock with a key, and why they haven't found a better way to transport sandwiches then with plastic wrap.
Make sure all of Pavi's condoms are defective. Smile like a crazy person when he loses his entire fortune to the hordes of nameless GENterns beating down his door for child support.
Ask Blind Mag if she knows her name is a cheap knockoff of Madeline.
Make Pavi watch beauty and the beast. Just when his hopes get up, tell him it's made up by two guys called The Brothers Grimm.
Dye Shilo's wigs crazy colors to the delight of her, but the sheer horror of her father.