Disclaimer: I don't own Static Shock
A/N: This is really fun to write! :D
Wednesday, September 24, 5:39pm
"Hey there."
"Hey Rich. How's everything over in desert land?"
"Oh, all right. I just wanted to call and check in. Did you sleep well last night after your nightmare?"
"Yep! No more bad dreams."
"That's good."
"So you're leaving tomorrow, right?"
"Mmhmm. At noon. Don't forget to come pick me up at the airport."
"How could I forget my favorite husband?"
"Virg. I'm your only husband."
"That's why you're my favorite!"
Friday, September 26, 2:35am
"Hello? Virgil?"
"Yeah. I'm here at the airport. Where are you?"
"I don't know. I'm by the baggage claim."
"Which one?"
"I don't know, the one with all the bags!"
"Oh, because that's totally specific."
"Just come find me!"
"All right, all right. No need to snap."
"…Sorry. I'm just tired. It was a long flight, and I had a huge layover in St. Louis. And then on the ride from there to here, some little kid kept kicking my chair."
"It's all right. It's been a long day."
"It sure has."
"Okay, so I'm by Baggage Claim 3. Where are you?"
"I think… Ooh! There's a sign right there. It says Baggage Claim 6. Why do they even have 6 baggage claims?"
"I don't know. But I'll come to you, okay?"
"Okay. Please hurry? I miss you."
Sunday, September 28, 7:25pm
"Hello?"
"So, Richie… Um… I sort of forgot the shopping list at home."
"Again?"
"…Yes."
"Ugh, all right, let me go grab it and read it off."
"Thanks Richie."
"Okay, so we need bread, eggs, cheese, hamburger meat, salt, milk, twinkies— Wait, twinkies? Did you put that there? Ugh, fine, twinkies— cat food, and orange juice."
"…Okay."
"You got it all?"
"… Could you repeat it one more time?"
Monday, September 29, 12:32pm
"Hello?"
"Happy Monday to you! Happy Monday to you! Happy Monday, dear Richieeeeeee!"
"Virgil?"
"HAPPY MONDAY TO YOUUUUU!"
"…Virgil?"
"…Yes?"
"I love you."