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Nonak: Well, here's chapter 5 of Stupidity 101! Sorry it took a while. I had writer's block, and Kiwi helped me with ideas and whatnot. This chapter isn't as find-tuned because Kiwi was too lazy to edit it after rewriting our prologue. PLEASE RE-READ THE PROLOGUE AND TELL US IF IT'S ANY BETTER! Anyway. This is the one about the bus ride.

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Chapter 5 - The Bus Ride

"Find a seat and sit so we can leave!" the bus driver, looking as though he should be retired or dead, barked at us.

I looked around for a seat, and ended up walking all the way to the back. I saw extremely skinny girls who looked like skeletons, and a few girls a bit heavier than me. Some of the boys were good-looking, others looked.. Not as attractive. The little children in the front turned in their seats to watch us as we walked by. The others had gotten on before Twilight and I, and had already found seats. Twilight sat down behind me in a seat with a quiet, shy girl. She would be fine without me. I looked around more, then I spotted France and another boy in a seat. I sighed and decided it'd be better to sit with someone I was familiar with than be alone.

"Um.. Mind if I sit with you two?" I blushed from shyness and embarrassment.

"Non, go ahead." They didn't move an inch.

"Um.. Are you going to scoot over..?"

"Why would I do zat?" he said with a slight grin. "Juzt zit in my lap."

"Find a seat and sit down!" The grumpy old man screamed. I growled and sat down in France's lap, then looked at the boy.

"Um.. Is it okay if I put my legs across your lap?" I blushed, embarrassed more.

"Oh! No! Go ahead!" he said with a slightly flirty smile. I smiled.

"Thanks. My name's.. Misha, by the way."

"I'm Drake."

"Nice to meet you, Drake." I looked over at France, saw his all-too-happy face, and immediately started looking for my mp3 player. At the same time I could feel someone glaring at the back of my head. I rolled my eyes and found my mp3 player. We hit a bump, and my mp3 was flung out of my hand and into the floor. I groaned. "Would one of you mind getting that for me..?"

"Ohonhon.. Zorry, but I cannot move." France said. I growled at him.

"I'm sorry.. I can't either." I sighed, and crawled off of them.

"Drake, could you get up a second so I could get it?"

"Yeah! Sure!" he stood up and I swiftly put a knee in the seat, held on to the back of it, and bent down and over, looking under the seat – and beside France's legs, awkwardly – for my mp3. I finally found it, and I heard some boys making comments and such.

"Look at that ass!" I heard one say. I quickly flipped my hair back and looked at Drake.

"Alright. You can sit down now." I smiled sweetly. "Thanks, Drake."

"Oh, no problem!" he grinned. I mentally rolled my eyes and sat back on France's lap. I saw a boy in the seat behind us lean forward.

"Hey sexy. Wanna hang out tonight? We could have lots of fun." I gave him my most innocent and sweetest smile.

"Sorry, but there's three things wrong with that. One, I don't know you. Two, you're not my type. And three, I don't like you already."

"C'mon, baby. You ain't seen my-"

"That's enough! No means no! It doesn't mean keep on!" He got an angered expression, and one of the too-much-makeup-wearing skeleton girls spoke up.

"Dude, you don't have to be such a bitch about it. Take a freakin chill. God." She complained at me.

"Oh, I'm sorry princess. Just trying to protect my dignity. You'd probably be doing the same, but oh wait! You have none to protect. Now then. This doesn't concern you, so stay out of it. And while you're at it, eat something and wash your face. You look like a *ganguro!" Japan snickered, knowing the term well. The girl had an angered, but quizzical look on her face.

"Is that like a gorilla?" Japan and I burst out with laughter, and the others on the bus joined in. Her face got even redder in anger, but you couldn't tell it much with the deep fake tan. "I don't see what's so funny about this! Tell me what it is! It's a gorilla, isn't it? I'm not THAT stupid! God!" Japan and I's laughter got louder.

"I'm done wasting my time with you. Just stay out of my business next time, alright?" I turned my head away from her, and the guys around us had gone quiet, even the nations. They'd never seen me get in an argument. The guy I turned down earlier leaned forward again.

"Hey, baby. You're feisty. I like that in a girl. So uh.. Whaddya say to goin' out with me? You can be my Valentine." I gave him an uninterested line.

"That has got to be the cheesiest line I have ever heard. No. Now drop it and leave it alone to die with what little pride it has left." He got tired of me turning him down and suddenly stood up.

"Alright! That's it! You and I are settling this, right here, right now!" he yelled.

"Okay, two things. I already settled this, and also, what're you gonna do? Hit me?" I turned my head to expose my cheek to him. "Go ahead. Hit me as hard as you can. I guarantee I'll hit you back with ten times the force you use." He gulped, still standing, and finally sat down.

"Whatever." I smirked in satisfaction.

"Now then. Anyone else feel like picking a fight with me this morning?" It was relatively quiet, so I took that as a no. I leaned back against the window and started my music, closing my eyes and trying to go back to sleep. The rest of the bus ride was relatively peaceful. We found out that between this bus and the high school, however, we had to shuttle busses, which only consisted of getting off the first bus and onto another bus that went straight to the school. This bus was less crowded, thankfully, and quieter than the last. Twilight and I sat together this time, both of us listening to our mp3 players. Within a matter of minutes, we had pulled up to Mountain Home High School. We started unloading, and I turned back to the nations.

"Tomorrow, we are NOT riding the bus. From now on, we're riding in America's pathetic truck. I don't care if we have to go red-neck and pile in the back. I am NEVER getting on that giant, smelly, humid thing again!"

Nonak: Well, that's all for this chapter! Please R&R!

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Nonak: ...Lazy editor is lazy... Although, it IS nearly 2 a.m... Well, thanks for reading and all the reviews! BUT REVIEW MORE, DAMNIT! DX

*Ganguro: A girl with orange or very tan skin. Excessive and unndeeded makeup. Very light, bleached hair. Just.. Look it up on google images.