"Konan I found them!" Hidan yelled once he had spotted Zetsu and Tobi in a tree like coral.
"Hidan be quiet." Tobi said shushing Hidan's yelling.
"To late Tobi." Zestu said jumping out of the coral. "Jump down Tobi." He shook his head no. "Tobi down." His voice getting deeper. Same response. Then Kakuzu said "Clam down." This looked like it had worked. "Tobi I promise I will catch you, and you trust me right?"
"Tobi trust you Zetsu." He said starting to slowly get off the branch. Hidan had other plans. He had kicked the tree so hard that Tobi had fell out right into Zetsu's arms.
"You're the best Zetsu." Tobi said pulling Zetsu's face down to kiss him.
"Awww look Pein they're so cute." Konan squealed hugging his arm.
"Oh Jashin someone slap her." Hidan mumbled. She had been doing this when ever one of the men had showed affection to one another. If Hidan wasn't gay before this he sure would be now.
"Just ignore her Hidan ." Kakuzu said patting his head stroking his hair back. Hidan was lending into the touch.
"Awww!" She squealed at a even higher pitch than before, if that was even possibly.
"I'm going to killed her!" Hidan yelled trying to kill Konan only being held back by Kakuzu. "Kuzu let me the fucking hell go." Then he heard Deidara laughing in the background. "Blonde shut the fucking up you fucking pansy!" He yelled directing his anger towards the blond.
"Awww aren't you guys cute." Jun said sarcastically twirling her shell umbrella walking forward. Akira beside her looking as stoic as every. "So the plan worked? Konan?" She asked.
"Of course Jun." She said between giggling. " Well I haven't seen Itachi or Kisame but they've been gone for a few hours. So ether they've gotten lost, gotten mernapped, or sucking face."
"You better hope it's the last one." She turned around. "Come on Akira we have things to do people to see and invitations to hand out." He mumbled out a simple "Yes dear." "Goodbye everyone."
"Goodbye(bitch, Jun, Lady Jun, un)" Was the response.
"Well that was productive." Konan said clapping her hand together. Laughing nervously she turned around, opposite to where Jun went. "Well lets go Pein."
"Konan."
"Bitch what the hell was that about?"
"Well. Me and Jun might have had a deal if I could get all of you together before Itachi's birthday she would allow me to do something's to the caste."
"Like what?" Sasori asked concerned of what the two girls could think of if put together.
"Oh nothing." She said swimming off with Pein. Everyone soon following the insane women.