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Molly McGee and Penny Proud appeared on stage.
"Hello Chibis!" They greeted everyone.
"I'm Molly McGee."
"And I'm Penny Proud."
Everyone applauds.
"We can't wait to show you some Chibi adventures. Plus, we'll be ending show with an all-out epic..."
"Chibi pet parade!" Both announce.
"But first, let's read from our Chibiverse suggestion box," Said Molly, "Okay, "Chibi villains should be in charge of the Chibiverse." Wait, what? Who wrote this?"
"We did," Said Glomgold, laughing maniacally along with a gang of villains including Andrias, Belos, Audrey, Shego, Bill Cipher, Professor Exclamation, Magica DeSpell and the Chairman.
"It's all the Chibi villains! Let me get this straight. Instead of watching a super-cute pet parade, you want to take over the Chibiverse for nefarious purposes?"
"That's right, human girl," Andrias explained, "For too long these Chibiverse celebrations have championed the saccahrine, the adorable, the cute. Meanwhile, the Chibi villains have been forced to the sidelines, while our stories go untold."
"Yeah, and being cute is for losers," Audrey added.
"Hard disagree," Molly countered, "But in the spirit of the suggestion box, what do you want?"
"Wait a minute!" Shego realised, "Is this it? These are all the Chibi villains in one place?"
"What are you blabbering about?" Andrias demanded to know.
"Come on, this can't be all of us! There's got to be more. I mean...what about Dr D?"
"We don't need Doofensmirtz! He would slow us down with all his inators and his ex-wife's rather generous alimony cheques. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
"He turned you down, didn't he-?"
"Look, shut the frog up! Doofensmirtz isn't one of us! He's not villain material, despite going on about how evil he is! He's more of a nice guy pretending to be evil! The worst kind of nice guy there is! They give us villains a good name!"
"But wait, I'm not a villain either," Belos protested.
"Of course you're a villain!" Andrias told him, "You were going to wipe out an entire innocent adult population of a hemisphere just because your dead brother left you for a hot witch, remember?"
"I was just cursed!" Belos claimed, morphing into Phillip Wittebane, "I wasn't responsible for anything I was doing! Honestly!"
"Is that what you said to your parents when they caught you making out with your boyfriend?" Asked Shego.
"Yeah," Audrey sneered, while Magica laughed.
"Wait, would that joke even work now? I mean sure 13 years ago, but in these more progressive times-"
"SILENCE!" Shouted Andrias, "I command you all to shut the frog up! We didn't come here to discuss Belos' orientation."
"I did!" Said Bill Cipher.
"Shut up! We came here to rule the Chibiverse with an iron fist!"
"And for every Chibi to say that I'm the richest duck, and not Scrooge McDuck!" Glomgold added before laughing evilly, causing the other Chibi villains to have sweat drops. Andrias sighed.
"The loud duck speaks for himself," He said.
"Wait a minute!" Shego Exclaimed, "If these are all the Chibi villains then why isn't Lord Hater here? You know, that skeleton guy from the first episode!"
"You mean the antagonist of that show that isn't available on Disney Plus outside the US?"
"That's the one."
"I didn't invite him. He's just a dork."
"For once we agree on something."
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" Hater could be heard shouting off screen.
AFTER BEING INEVITABLY DEFEATED
"Grr, you've won this round, Chibis!" Andrias shouted, "But we'll be back! We'll-"
He glanced at Glomgold.
"Most of us will be back."
"By the way, when I mentioned Dr D before, I was actually talking about Dr Draken," Shego clarified.
"Huh. Weird that there are two evil scientists who are obsessed with taking over their town who have a nemesis that's a rare and different animal who aren't as evil as they claim to be whose last name both begin with D."
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Hey wait, I didn't get any lines!" Complained Professor Exclamation.
"Save it for the next team up!"
The Chairman made a creepy sound.
"You said it, Bob."