One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, a mischievous look etched it's way upon the mustached face of everyone's favorite Italian known as Mario. Mario held up a stopwatch, laughing in a very cheeky manner.

"This is going to-a be lot's-a fun-a." He said.

Mario rubbed his hands together, ready to begin doing some hypnotizing on his friends. And he knew just where to start...

-SMG4-

The meme man sat in his room, putting together a silly meme about Kermit on his computer. Mario snuck his way inside, holding the watch in his pocket. He put up his finger in a shush gesture, then he snuck up on SMG4. The blue-and-white overall-clad content creator looked up from his meme and turned to see his friend nearby.

He held up the watch, dangling it in front of his face. Taken by surprise, SMG4 could feel his consciousness slip as a spell washed over him.

"You will make Mario a meme about him and spaghetti." Mario told him.

SMG4 nodded, his eyes blank, and then he turned to his computer. Mario held the watch in front of SMG4's face, swinging it back-and-forth to ensure that he was under his spell. SMG4 opened a new window and began splicing together images of spaghetti with Mario. He found a clotheless Mario model and placed it in a plate of spaghetti, making Mario grin.

And then, Mario had SMG4 make a meme about himself balancing on spaghetti. The hypnotized meme man obeyed and animated a video showing a large plate of spaghetti rolling through town, ridden by Mario.

"Now you will eat spaghetti." Mario commanded.

He gave SMG4 a plate of spaghetti and his hypnotized friend began eating it, Mario grinned, hypnosis was so much fun already. He couldn't wait to do it to the others soon, but first, SMG4 had to finish his spaghetti.

SMG4 ate the spaghetti and looked at Mario, eyes still blank with the effects of the hypnosis. "The spaghetti has been eaten, master." He said.

Now, it was time to leave.

"When I leave the room, you will awaken and continue making memes." Mario instructed, "But you will remember... nothing."

"Yes, master."

Mario walked away with the watch and left the room. He closed the door and SMG4 soon woke up, spluttering with confusion, and wondered what he was up to. The meme man turned to his computer and raised an eyebrow, wondering why there were spaghetti memes on his files. It was like someone had accessed his computer without him noticing.

He shrugged and sat down, making more memes and sharing them online with his fans and followers when he could.

-Bob-

At the dump, Bob Bobowski was enjoying his typical life without a care in the world. The Garo slapped on his shades and sat back, not even thinking about anything other than filthy garbage that he spent his time in.

"Hey."

Mario came walking up with a casual wave and Bob turned, his eyes lighting up as he saw the fat Italian come his way.

"Oh, what's up, Mario?" The Garo said happily.

The plumber held a stopwatch in front of him.

"Uh, what are you doing, bro?" Bob asked, "Are you giving me a gi... Oooooohhh..."

Mario dangled the stopwatch, swinging it back-and-forth again, and focusing on his robed friend. He laughed with glee and said, "Obey me, Mario, I am your master now... You are now Mario."

"I am Mario." Bob said hypnotically.

"I command you to do the Mario!" Mario commanded.

Bob started dancing, swinging his arms from side-to-side, and then he took one step, and then the other. He hopped around, doing The Mario, just like in the Super Show. Bob danced and Mario watched while swinging the watch, the plumber then instructed him that he was now a chicken.

Obeying him, Bob stopped doing the Mario and made a clucking noise, and then another. He bawked and bawked, running around while moving his arms like wings. Mario giggled, this was so fun and he couldn't believe that his watch was working very well. He instructed Bob to do a funny meme dance and the robed ex-rapper obeyed.

"When I snap my finger, you will awaken and remembe G." Mario told him.

He snapped his finger and ran off, leaving the reawakened Bob alone and confused in the dump as if nothing had happened.

"Huh, that was odd." Bob remarked.

-Shroomy-

Shroomy was in the woods, polishing his rocket launcher, and making sure his badges were clean. Today was a pretty normal day, nothing out of the ordinary happening here.

And just then, Mario came walking up with a stopwatch.

"Oh, hi, Mario." Shroomy said happily, "What's with the wa..."

"You are now under my spell." Mario intoned, he swung the stopwatch left-and-right in front of the mushroom's eyes until Shroomy fell under the hypnosis charm, just like with the others. Shroomy stood still, putting down his rocket launcher, and faced Mario firmly.

"What is your wish, master?" Shroomy asked.

"You will walk towards a tree with your eyes closed..."

Shroomy obeyed. He closed his eyes and walked towards a tree, Mario followed, making sure that the hypnosis stopwatch was still dangling near the mushroom scout's face so Shroomy was under his control. As long as the watch was there, Shroomy was under Mario's control, until the plumber removed the watch and snapped him back to normal.

"Now, you will do the Mario Jump three times..." The plumber instructed.

He stopped, Shroomy started jumping. One, two, three. He jumped with his fist in the air, Mario-style, in a Mario Jump sort of way.

Mario instructed him to spin and Shroomy complied, spinning like a helicopter with his arms outstretched. He spun and spun until the plumber instructed him to stop, Shroomy obeyed and faced his master, waiting for the next command.

"When I snap my finger, you will return to your normal self..." Mario told him, "...and you will go hunting for monsters."

"Yes, master." Shroomy replied.

He snapped his finger and ran off, Shroomy reverted to his normal self and looked around in confusion. He looked at his rocket launcher, and then he thought about the words in his head; 'Hunting for monsters'.

Shroomy grinned maniacally and his red color became his original purple coloring, then he picked up his weapon and headed off to go hunting, hunting for demons.

-Boopkins-

It was a regular day for Fishy Boopkins, the young creature was watching anime as if he had nothing better to do. And he wasn't alone, his little brother, JubJub, was by his side. Boopkins felt blessed to have his baby brother in his life after all that they'd gone through together, after all the insanity they'd dealt with.

And just then, Mario appeared, holding a stopwatch right in Boopkins' face.

"You will pause your TV." He said, "You are under my spell."

Under the plumber's spell, Boopkins picked up the remote and paused the anime he was watching, his pupils spinning as the spell took effect.

"Now, you will kick JubJub."

Boopkins obeyed and kicked his little brother off the couch, Mario resisted the urge to declare the very words he tended to shout whenever he was about to give JubJub a good kick, fearing that he would break the spell. He then instructed Boopkins to hold JubJub and dance with him on his head.

The green creature obeyed; he hopped off the couch, and picked up JubJub. And then, he started dancing with his little brother sitting on his head. JubJub cooed, and stated to dance on his big brother's head too, surprising Mario in the process.

"When Mario snaps his finger, you will take a nap. And when you awaken, you will remember nothing else other than the fact you watched anime." Mario told Boopkins.

"Yes, master." Boopkins nodded.

Mario clicked his fingers and Boopkins yawned, the little Spike hopped on the couch with JubJub and drifted off to sleep. With his latest target asleep, Mario walked away to hypnotize other people, and then he would be done. Oh, how he had quite the idea in his head.

-SMG3-

SMG4's former nemesis sat in the Starbucks of the Internet Graveyard, playing Minecraft with the Ugandan Knuckles and Eggdog. Just then, a portal appeared and Mario hopped out, holding a stopwatch in his hand with a cheeky grin on his face. SMG3 looked at the plumber, surprised by his sudden arrival.

Before he could ask, Mario began dangling the stopwatch in his face, and SMG3 looked at it before he succumbed to Mario's hypnosis in seconds.

"You will flap your arms." Mario told him.

SMG3 flapped his arms and the plumber told him to jump up, SMG3 obeyed, and jumped up while still flapping his arms like a bird flapping its wings. The memes watched with confusion, watching SMG3's odd behavior and glancing at Mario.

"Now, you will dance." He told the Internet Graveyard's ruler.

He obeyed, dancing a little jig with a hypnotic smile on his bearded face like nothing was wrong. He danced for a while, and then Mario told him to spin for ten minutes. SMG3 began spinning, rotating himself, and then spinning in a slow 360 degree angle.

"When I snap my fingers, you will awaken and know nothing." Mario instructed.

"Yes, Mario." SMG3 replied.

Mario snapped his fingers and put down the watch, SMG3 snapped out of the trance, and scratched his head just as his former nemesis' friend leaped through a portal out of the Internet Graveyard. SMG3 was confused, bewildered, and uncertain. He shrugged, and decided it was nothing. And then, he went back to playing his game.

-With Mario-

He arrived back home, thinking about the other people he could hypnotize. And then, Mario put the stopwatch away, deciding that it was time to call it quits. The plumber smiled, that sure had been fun hypnotizing some of his friends.

Mario climbed into bed, ready to take a nap. He smiled happily, then he pulled back the covers, and closed his eyes.

At this time, he looked forward to future adventures with SMG4 and the others, and they didn't need hypnotising stopwatches to make them go on those adventures when they were capable of doing that on their own free will...

The End