AN: I'm sorry for such a late update D: I had writers block, it was horrible... But I'm back xD That's good right, ne?
Disclaimer: I own nothing D: Akira-Sensei, why you no give me rights e_e
"EHHHH?" Giotto's scream pierced through the silence. "What do you mean we have to stay here for our own safety? If I don't get back, Mr. Reporn's going to kill me with that lizard of his!"
Timoteo chuckled. "Don't worry, we'll keep you safe from Mr. Reporn."
Giotto held out his hand, pinkie sticking out. "Pinkie promise," Giotto demanded.
G face-palmed while Reborn's hand began twitching toward his gun; The Ninth boss just chuckled and complied to Giotto's idiotic demand.
"Good, now you better get rid of the baby because he might be a spy working for Mr. Reporn," Giotto suggested... more like accused...
Timoteo shook his head no. "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. Reborn's my best hitman and it'll be a loss to fire him."
"Wah? But he might be a-," Giotto started to say but his head was smacked by G. "G! Why'd you do that for?"
"Moron, this isn't Mr. Reporn or a spy that works for him. This is a mafia hitman," G said.
"Mafia? Does that mean I could throw a rock at him?" Giotto asked hopefully.
G face-palmed while Reborn cocked his gun, the bullet narrowly missing Giotto. But sadly, it cut off a lock of hair.
"You," Giotto yelled, pointed an accusing finger at Reborn. "How dare you shoot a bullet at my beautiful hair! Who the heck do you think you are you stupid baby, ruining my sexy hair? It may look messy, but like I said before, I put lots of time and pressure into this style!"
A full fledged battle erupted. Guns banged and girly... er... I mean manly screams were heard (courtesy of Giotto).
Nono shook his head pitifully while G just face-palmed. It was like his friend had a death wish... Maybe he did...
~~~ Over at Namimori, Japan ~~~
Alaude was pissed. He was biting some people to the afterlife and then there was a POOF! And here he was, on the roof of a school.
"I'll bite the prey that brought me here to the afterlife," Alaude growled darkly.
Suddenly, there was another poof and a pineapple headed person appeared.
"Nufufu~ Where am I? Just a minute ago I was making out with Elena," the teen said.
"Prey..." Alaude hissed. "I'll bite you to the afterlife for having such an annoying laugh."
"Oya? And who might you be? A cockroach, perhaps? Nufufu~" The pineapple headed male said.
"Cockroach? I am a predator and you are the prey. I shall bite you to the afterlife," Alaude snarled before pulling out his handcuffs.
"Nufufu~ Two can play that game. Also, you moron, my name is Daemon not prey," Daemon smirked as he pulled out his scythe.
"Do I look like I care? Fight me, now," Alaude demanded.
"Nufufu~ Of course. I hope you are strong because get ready to get your ass kicked," Daemon smirked.
And that is how Namimori Middle School crashed down to the ground.
That is also how Daemon and Alaude found themselves stuck in community service.
~~~ Back at Italy ~~~
The Vongola mansion was a mess. A complete mess. Timoteo was not able to stop the fight in time.
"Mr., the midget did it," Giotto yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the hitman.
G face-palmed. "Giotto... You were the one who fucking annoying the infant. Face it."
Giotto pouted. "G, who's side are you on? The sexy, handsome, amazing Giotto or the ugly baby?"
Reborn grabbed his gun, ready to murder Giotto right where he stood. Fuck Vongola and Dame-Tsuna. This moron was getting on his nerves.
"Oh sorry," Giotto said. "I meant to say the trigger happy, ugly baby. Please forgive me."
Reborn pointed his gun at Giotto's head. "What was that you said," the sun arcobaleno said darkly.
Giotto ran and hide behind G. "I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! MR. REPORN WILL SOMEHOW FIND ME AND KILL ME AGAIN!"
G face-palmed (Really, he was doing that too much... It's all Giotto's fault...). "Giotto, shut up."
"I will if you tell him not to kill me," Giotto said, shoulders tense.
Nono smiled. "Don't worry, I won't let him."
Giotto relaxed. "Thank you! You are so much better than G."
G rolled his eyes before turning to speak to Reborn. "Are you sure you want him to stay here?"
"I'm not really sure. Giotto looks a lot like Tsunayoshi and he could pose as him," Nono answered in Reborn's place.
"There's a person that looks like me? We will know both be called the Sexy Twins from different mothers," Giotto cheered.
"Actually, forget the acting... Giotto will just do Tsunayoshi's job until we find a way to get Tsuna back," Nono said firmly.
"Okay! When do I start?" Giotto asked.
Reborn smirked. "Right now. I'll lead you to the office so you could work on the paperwork."
"Sure," Giotto exclaimed, not knowing what he got himself into... Poor lad.
BANG! The doors burst open and in walked a hitman working for the Vongola.
"Nono, we have a problem. An ally told us that Namimori Middle was just destroyed by two teens that look just like Decimo's Mist and Cloud guardians," the hitman yelled.
AN: Yay, Alaude and Daemon are in the story! Let's party xD I have a question to all you readers. If Kyoya is 15/16 years old, why is he in middle school?
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