I know Sweeney is gloomy

And he just seems to look right through me

So I make human pie

While he's stuck in the past

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Still, that Sweeney's a hottie

And I help him get rid of bodies

And I dream of a place

Where we could be together at last

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A cottage of our own

A small house by the sea

With a wraparound porch for us

To sit and sip our tea

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The china's white and shiny

And the furniture's brand new

In the beach house that we share

Somewhere that's blue

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I'll knit and bake and read

Sunbathe and knit some more

By day we'll go to market

And take long walks on the shore

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At nighttime we'll retire to

Our bedroom built for two

Where we'll lie without a care

Somewhere that's blue

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The seagulls fly above us

As the ships come into view

We'll snuggle on the sofa

And I'll make him mutter "Lucy who?"

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I'm his bigamous bride

We'll take in the odd guest

He'll slice them with his chopper

As the sun sets in the west

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We'll have a seaside wedding

I'll melt when I say "I do"

Far from Fleet Street

Life could be sweet

Somewhere that's blue