Back to the North Pole (A Parody)

by Clara Murphy Queen of Fandoms

Scott coming to grips with the reality of that Christmas Eve (and his new role)... in song form! A parody of "Into the Unknown" (specifically the Panic at the Disco version).

(Come to the North Pole)

(You're in the North Pole)

(You're head of the North Pole)

Do you see this?

Well, I won't

Some might believe it

But I just don't

There's a thousand reasons that this whole thing is a dream

And it all means nothing, I don't care how real it seems, oh-oh-oh…

(Ho-ho…)

I'm not the man

I'm just an ordinary guy

And if I bought this—which I don't!—your plan will never fly

You know my son holds all my love, but they see only flaws

I'm sorry there, Barabbas, but I'm crossing out your clause

We've had us a Christmas

Why can't I let it go?

I'm still afraid I'll find a red suit lying in the snow

There from the North Pole

Right from the North Pole

But there's no North Pole!

What's going on?

Cause I've been putting on some weight

And I've been talking crazy

Is it just the things I ate?

Or is it something out there that's beyond what I can see?

Is this worth taking my son away from me?

Every day keeps getting weirder, as I see the white hair grow

But darn it, there's this part of me that WANTS to go

Back to the North Pole

Back to the North Pole

Is there a North Pole?

Oh-oh-oh

Is believing really seeing?

Am I really such a being?

*(singing)*

Charlie, don't leave, you were right all along!

Let's go where we belong—

Back to the North Pole!