AN: Ciao! Grazie for all the reviews! They really helped me write this chapter. I also put up a poll on my profile. It's about who should appear next. I'd really appreciate it if you vote.

Disclaimer: I so own KHR, right Akira-sensei? ...Who am I kidding? I own nothing.

Nono, Reborn, G, and Giotto stared at the hitman in silence until a certain blonde idiot broke it.

"What? How can a school be destroyed by the clouds and the mist?" Giotto asked, confused.

G nodded. "I concur with Giotto."

Nono smiled. "It's nothing."

Giotto just shrugged. "Whatever. But, I want to know who destroyed a school! They're my new idols," Giotto said.

"You find out... sooner or later," Reborn smirked.

"In this case, it'll be sooner. Reborn, get the plane ready and call the Varia," Timoteo ordered.

Reborn raised an eyebrow at the sudden change of heart, but complied to the ninth boss's orders.

Nono turned to Giotto and G. "Get ready. You're leaving to Namimori, Japan in an hour."

~~~ On a Plane ~~~

The ride, to say the least, was uncomfortable.

"Voooooi! Bel, stop cutting up the sofa," Squalo yelled.

"Ushishishi~ The prince does not listen to peasants," Bel laughed.

"Mu~ I'm not paying for those," Mammon said.

Great, G thought. Another talking baby who might want to kill Giotto...

"So, your name name is Xanxu? That sounds so cool! I wish my mom had a good sense of names. I mean, who names their son Giotto? Giotto of all names! Hey, could I call you X? Maybe even XX. Or maybe I could call you Anus. That sounds really cool. Hey there Anus! Hey, is that a raccoon scarf? Cool! I want one!" Giotto rambled on and on.

Giotto, do you even know what the word anus mean, G thought.

Xanxus apparently knew. "What did you just call me, trash?"

"Anus, why?" Giotto asked, oblivious to the danger he just put himself in.

Xanxus narrowed his eyes, face full of anger, and pulled out his X-Guns. "Die, trash."

"Vooooooooi! Don't kill him, scum," Squalo yelled.

"Don't tell Bossu what to do," Levi growled.

"Ushishi~ How intersting," Bel said. "The prince wants to see some peasant blood!"

"Bossu, don't kill him! Look how cute he looks... " Lussuria said. "On second thought, you could. But, his corpse goes to me!"

G's eye twitched. Who the fuck were these lunatics? One has anger issues, another can't shut up. One is a dog, one is in love with blood, and another is a baby. To top it all off, one wants to rape his best friend's corpse. The fuck.

"G! I don't to die! I also don't want someone to rape my sexy corpse!" Giotto whined. "Mother! Save me, please. Also, if you could, save G too."

"Shut up, trash," Xanxus growled. "If you don't, I'll kill you."

"So your not gonna kill him?" Lussuria asked.

G's eye twitched harder. "Even if he did kill him, I'm not letting you take Giotto's corpse..."

"Awww~" Lussuria pouted (Which made G feel like throwing up) but then his face brightened up. "At least I still have Ryohei!"

"Ushishi~ He likes that hag," Bel said, in hopes of making Lussuria sad.

Lussuria pouted (Causing G to mentally throw up). "I'll kill her than!"

Giotto grabbed G's wrist and dragged the red head to the back of the room. "G, I have an idea of how to escape."

G cocked an eyebrow. "What is it?"

"Let's jump out of the plane!" Giotto said with a proud smile.

G face-palmed. "Do you have a death wish?"

"No..." Giotto said. "I'm too sexy to die."

G rolled his eyes. "Come on. Let's go back, the plane's gonna land soon."

They both walked back to the center of the room, both were tense.

Lussuria smiled. "So~ Were you two making out?"

G's eye twitched while Giotto grabbed a bottle of water, drank from it, and spat it out.

"What?" Giotto yelled. "I prefer chicks!"

"That's what they all say," Lussuria giggled.

Both G and Giotto threw up.

"Ew~ The peasants ruined the plane. The prince needs a new plane," Bel declared.

"Vooooi! Why did you throw up?" Squalo asked in a very loud voice.

"..." G and Giotto just pointed at Lussuria and made gagging motions.

"I'm not paying for repairs," Mammon said.

"You ruined the floor! Now Bossu can't step on floor," Levi yelled.

"G, I'll get the parachutes," Giotto said before running out of the room and grabbing two parachutes. He quickly ran to G, and stuffed one in G's arms.

"Run, G, run! I'll hold back," Giotto yelled, trying to defend himself with the parachute.

G face-palmed. Here he thought Giotto finally had a good idea. He grabbed the blonde's wrist and pulled him to the plane's door.

"Put the backpack on," G ordered while putting his own parachute on. Giotto complied.

G swung open the door, grabbed Giotto's wrist and jumped.

"Giotto, pull the string thing. I think that opens the parachute," G said as he pulled his own open.

Giotto pulled his open as he screamed bloody murder. "G, are we gonna die?"

"I don't know," G yelled back as they floated down to the ground.

AN: I didn't really like the beginning part :| This was also my first time writing the Varia. I hope I didn't mess up their characters... You know where the review button is :)