AN: Such a fast update...

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

What is that horrible smell? Giotto thought as he wrinkled his nose is disgust. The blond used his nose to track the smell. It was Daemon. Giotto got off the floor and walked over to Daemon's bed. He screamed in Daemon's ear.

"WAKE UP! YOU SMELL BAD!" Giotto yelled.

Daemon blotted up and glared at Giotto. "Oya? Are you sure. It could be you... Nufufu~."

"The smell came from you..." Giotto said.

"WHY DOES THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE PEE?" G yelled from behind Giotto.

"I will bite the prey who wet themselves to the afterlife," Alaude snarled.

Giotto pointed an accusing finger at Daemon. "He did it!"

"I do not pee in my sleep," Daemon said as he rubbed his temples.

"... Didn't you wet yourself yesterday since you couldn't find a place to pee," G asked.

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"Hn. I'll bite you to the afterlife, prey."

G pulled out a gun. "I'll kill you for making the room smell bad."

"And... I'll... I'll pee on you," Giotto said. G face-palmed.

For quite a while, Daemon and Giotto ran away from a murderous Alaude and a pissed off G. They hide behind some chubby guy named Rauji. Adel beat them all up (except for Alaude) for endangering Rauji.

~~~At Dinner~~~

It was dinner time, and Giotto was anxious. Enma said that there was going to to be a surprise. Giotto just loves surprises. As Giotto, G, Daemon, and Alaude sat down, they say some unfamiliar faces.

"Nufufu~ Who are these odd looking people?" Daemon asked as he, Giotto, G, and Alaude sat down near each other (Giotto begged Alaude to sit with them during dinner. Alaude agreed because he wanted Giotto to shut up).

Adel glared darkly at Daemon. "They are not weird."

"Yeah," Julie said, offended. "I'm too sexy to be weird. It's you that's weird anyway. A melon for a hairstyle? Puh-leaze."

Oh great, G thought. Another Giotto...

"But she," Giotto pointed at Shitt. P. "Is weird..."

"Shitt P.? Everybody knows that," Koyo said, waving his hand dismissively.

"Shit? Isn't that a curse word," Daemon chuckled. "The poor girl, named after a curse word..."

Shitt P.'s eyes widened. "Hayato-kun, you changed your hair color?"

"I'm G..."

"Don't you mean Gabriela?" Giotto teased the pinkette. For that, G smacked Giotto's head.

"Prey, what's the important news." Alaude ordered Enma.

"U-um... A-Adel and I e-enrolled y-you i-in s-school," Enma stuttered. I wouldn't blame him. Alaude is scary...

Giotto's eyes bulged out of his head. "NOOOO! I HATE THAT PLACE!"

"I don't care," Adel snapped. "You. Are. Going. To. School."

"I don't have time for something so pitiful, prey. I'm not going." Alaude growled before walking out.

~~~The Next Day, at School~~~

Giotto stood in front of the building, fixing his uniform.

G face-palmed. "Giotto, what are you doing?"

"Fixing my outfit so I could look sexy. Why do you ask?" Giotto said as if it were obvious.

"..." G couldn't help but wonder why he became friends with this... this idiot! "Come on, idiota."

Giotto pouted. "G! I'm not stupid! Also... We have to wait for Daemon, our melon BFF."

"Daemon is not our friend... He's creepy..."

"But G! You're creepy too but I'm still your friend," Giotto whined.

"... Come on..."

"WAIT! THERE'S NOT-COZART," Giotto yelled as he pointed at Enma. The blond idiot grabbed G's wrist and ran over to 'Not-Cozart'. "NOT-COZART, HOW ARE YOU?"

"I'm f-fine, G-Giotto-san. B-but c-can you p-please s-stop y-yelling? P-people a-are l-looking..."

True to Enma's words, people were staring a Giotto. But not for yelling...

"Dame-Tsuna has a twin," a girl of to the side asked to her friend.

Her friend shrugged. "I don't know. Let's hope he's not a loser. He actually looks cool, unlike Dame-Tsuna."

Right behind the girls, a certain melon appeared. "Nufufu~ Why are you guys staring at the blond idiot? He's quite ugly, I believe."

Both girls stared at Daemon. Both had the same thoughts. Both had the same dreams...

KYA! HE'S SO HOT! I WANT TO MARRY HIM!

Girls thought the same way about G... and Alaude, who was forced to go to school by his 'friends'.

That day, Daemon, G, and Alaude all earned fangirls. Giotto cried in the dark, emo corner due to the fact no one likes him... Of course, when G bribed Giotto with ice cream and cake, the blond left the emo corner and ate all the cake and ice cream. He died that day due to the wrath of Alaude.

Kidding. But he was severely injured...

~~~Sawada Household~~~

Nana couldn't help but feel worried. Lambo has been gone for an awfully long time. He could have been kidnapped... Worse! He could have drowned in a toilet like last time. Suddenly, the door opened and in walked Lambo. Well, a green-haired, 10 year old Lambo...

"Lambo?" Nana asked. Maybe Lambo was truly a ten year old that still didn't start puberty until now?

'Lambo' stared oddly at Nana. "Who are you?"

"Maman," Nana said, trying to remind 'Lambo'. 'Lambo' must've hit his head... again.

"Lampo-sama does not known a maman! But, Lampo-sama orders 'Maman' to feed him!"

Yes, Lambo... I mean Lampo must've hit his head. Hard.

AN: Lampo has been added to the story! Woo-hoo! I just need Asari and Knuckle...

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