National Prank Adrian Day

RPOV

"Please! Just leave me the fuck alone! I'm tired and I need my beauty sleep! Did my outburst in the lobby mean nothing to you? Get the hell out of my room!" I shoved Adrian, Eddie, and Dimitri to the door. All of them playfully shoved me aside and welcomed themselves back into my room. Lissa and Mia weren't back yet… I assumed that they were probably off having a romance fest of some sort with their boyfriends.

"Adrian! No! The door is that way!" I said pointing to the door with my index finger. Adrian plopped his fat ass on my bed, ignoring my protests.

"Little dhampir, I don't mind staying here for the night if you want me to…" Adrian smirked.

"Thanks for the… oh, so generous offer, but I don't think your services will be needed tonight, so… if you don't mind…" I said, grabbing him from the collar of his shirt, and leading him back to the door.

"I'm so sorry for all this, Rose…Do you need me to do anything to help?" Dimitri said, concerned. I don't even know why he was all of a sudden acting like her actually cared about me. He's the one that blew me the fuck off and pushed me away. I am so confused.

"Dimitri I'm fine just-" I began.

"Do you need anything I can get you something…food? Water? Anything?" Eddie cut me off.

"She obviously doesn't want your assistance, Castile," Adrian said, gracefully gliding back my way, and sliding an arm around my waist.

"No! Guys, I'm fine! Leave my presence!" I said, raising my voice, and stepping away from Adrian. All three guys sighed loudly, and finally filed out of my room.

"I will see you in your dreams, little dhampir," Adrian said popping his head back through the door.

"Go away, whore!" I said throwing a pillow at him. He slammed the door shut before it hit him.

I sighed, and plopped myself onto my bed, pressing my fingers to my temples. My eyelids began to get droopy so I decided it was time for bed. I got into my pajamas, and curled into a ball in my bed. I was almost asleep when BZZZZ. My stupid ass phone began to vibrate.

"Ugh," I slowly got up and walked to the dresser where my phone was. I tried to read what the screen said, but the bright light hurt my eyes like hell. I blinked a few times until my eyes were focused to the light, and saw a little calendar pop up. It read:

"NATIONAL PRANK ADRIAN DAY TOMORROW. DO NOT FORGET!"

Shit! I had completely forgotten about that! Shit, shit, shit! I quickly grabbed my laptop, and printed out a few flyers that I needed for the ultimate prank tomorrow. This was going to be good. I was knocked out of my trance of evilness when the lights flicked on, and Lissa and Mia walked in with flushed faces. Oh how I wonder what they were up to!

"Oh god, Liss. She has the look on her face," Mia said, studying me. Lissa also examined me and nodded her head in agreement.

"What did you do?" Lissa asked, raising her eyebrows.

"It's not 'what did I do'…it's 'what I am going to do'" I said, smiling evilly.

"Oh , Lord. I guess we'll find out tomorrow…" Lissa said shaking her head, disapprovingly.

"Be up early because I have to tell you all about my evil plan against Adrian," I said.

National Prank Adrian Day. It was finally here. I have been planning this for a very long time now—actually not really I just thought of it the other day, but still. It was a pretty fantastic idea. I wasn't very sure what I was going to do to Adrian…at first I was going to do minor, not so extreme prank, like putting shit into his shampoo so his hair would get all messed up, or ya know get him really drunk and make him do stupid shit and film it and show everyone the next day…but this…this is gonna be good!

"Wake up bitches! I need to tell you about my GENIUS scheme!" I said, clapping my hands together loudly. Lissa put her head over the pillow and groaned.

"Why couldn't it wait until a little later? It's only 8! Ugh!" Mia said, annoyed.

"Yeah...but this should be big because it's strange for Rose to be waking up this early if it's not for school…I mean this never happens!" Lissa said, dragging herself out of bed.

"True. What is this so called "genius scheme" you've plotted against Adrian?" Mia said, rolling her eyes.

"Well…" I began.

Christian POV

I was in the middle of having a really great dream about me and Liss when I was awoken by the most fucking annoying noise in the fucking world. Rose was clapping her hands and screaming next door. I don't know how the hell Adrian was still dead asleep. I rolled out of bed and opened my mouth to curse Rose out for waking me up this early when I heard the words "genius" and "scheme" come out of her mouth. Oh, how I prayed right then and there that this was not against me. I pressed my ear against the door and listened. After eavesdropping for a little longer I discovered it was against my dear friend Adrian (yes!) instead of myself. Rose's idea was very good and would be fucking hilarious…so, I decided to help out the girls by waking up Adrian now so he would be faced with humiliation sooner.

I turned on all the lights in the room and began jumping on Adrian's bed.

"GET UP MOTHER FUCKER! You've got to see something downstairs!" I yelled.

"What the fuck go away!" Adrian yelled, throwing a pillow up at me.

"No, dude I'm serious I found a flyer downstairs…it's perfect for you! I know you'll love it—and you need to get some time away from Rose and meet a new hot chick," I said, smiling evilly.

"I don't wanna get up, bitch!" Adrian groaned.

"But they're really hot! Seriously, I'm doing this for you," I said. Eventually Ivashkov dragged his ass out of bed…it took a lot of convincing and a lot of ass kicking to do it though.

ROSE POV

Knowing Adrian, when he wakes up he goes right down the bar and get's himself a drink. So, I have put several flyers up at the bar which he will definitely see. After waiting a while in the lobby I finally saw Christian and Adrian coming down the stairs. Christian must have overheard me talking because that's the only way Adrian would've gotten out of bed this early. Anyway, Christian led him to the bar, showing him one of the flyers that I had made myself. As Adrian read it, eyebrows raised, I was already laughing my ass off.

ADRIAN POV

"SINGLE GIRL LOOKING FOR GUY"

"IF YOU ARE A SINGLE GUY LOOKING FOR A SINGLE GIRL, COME ON DOWN TO SUITE 69 AT 9'OCLOCK A.M. SHARP!" Said the flyer Christian handed to me. In the middle was a picture of a really hot girl holding up a book and smiling. And damn, she was hot as hell! Why would it be this damn early, though? And, would Rose mind? I mean, were not officially a "thing" yet. And, it wouldn't hurt to just "hang" with another chick for a while.

"It would be a crime to turn that offer down…I think I may go to that…" I checked my watch and it was almost 9 now.

"Well damn, you better go now it's gonna start soon!" Christian said, bumping my fist.

"Okay. Thanks man!" I ran over to the elevator taking the flyer with me. Well I'm going to be getting lucky tonight!

ROSE POV

"Well, well, looks like SOMEbody was doing some eavesdropping this morning?" I said, approaching Christian with a smirk.

"Well it's not my fault SOMEbody was clapping their hands together and screaming to the top of their lungs next door," Christian said using the same tone as me.

"Well then, why don't we see how this plays down, shall we? The cameras are already in the room…I set em up this morning. Get the rest of the gang . I'll meet you there!

MIA POV

"How do you think this is going to go down? You think Adrian will fall for it?" Liss asked.

"Hell yeah. If everything goes smoothly he'll think it's hooking up with a when in reality it's some chick looking for a writing partner for her book," I said, giggling.

"Ha-ha. Oh, god. I hope Rose got the cameras set up!" Liss said, laughing. Just then, the door opened, and Christian came running in.

"Hey…if you wanna listen to this then you better come now! I'm going to get Eddie and Mason!" Christian said. Me and Lissa looked at each other and ran for the elevator.

CHRISTIAN POV

I ran downstairs as quickly as I could to find Mason and Eddie and tell them everything. I didn't want to miss one minute of this. I banged on their door and a sleeping Mason answered. I told him all about the prank, and they both dressed quickly and started running upstairs with me. Unfortunately, being boys and all, we were not very quiet and we forgot that a lot of people are still sleeping, so Guardian Belikov came running out to see what was happening.

"Why are you up so early and being so loud?" Guardian B said, looking kinda pissed. I didn't really have time to explain myself so all I said was "Adrian Prank! Got to go!" and continued running. With that, Dimitri's face lighted up and he followed us down the hall.

ROSE POV

Everyone in my group had just shown up and they were all eagerly squishing their faces amongst each other, trying to see the screen that the video camera was hooked up to inside the room. I was surprised seeing Dimitri among the group but I didn't dare say anything. Now Adrian thought that he was going to be hooking up with someone today, but in reality, it was some chick auditioning people for a co-author for a book she's writing.

"Hi, I'm Adrian," Adrian said, shaking her hand.

"I'm Juliet it's nice to meet you," she said, kindly.

"So, how about a little champagne or something before we start?" Adrian said, holding up a bottle he got from a cart in the room.

"No, thank you I'd rather just get it over and done with," she said. Adrian looked at her a little funny. Ha-ha this is going to be really good.

"Oh…very well…." He said, trying to sound sexy and raising an eyebrow.

"Yes so, do you like poetry? I'm really looking for someone poetic and passionate about what he does, you know? I'm curious to see what you can do with poetry and whatnot," Juliet said.

"Oh yes of course," Adrian said, getting a little closer. "Well why don't you come over here we'll get it over and done with," Adrian said, plopping himself down on the bed. Oh my god he thinks she's talking about sex! I am about to DIE laughing. Ha-ha she's talking about poetry!

"Well…I prefer to do it standing…I mean you don't have to stand it's just sometimes it's quite long and I want you to be comfortable of course…and I hope you enjoy this…poetry session. I do this quiet often, and I want you to enjoy it as much as I do," Juliet said.

"Oh…I'm sure I will," Adrian said smiling.

"Well then…why don't we see what you've got," Juliet said.

"I'd like to see some of what you've got …" Adrian said. I had to hold my breath to stop laughing.

"Oh well…let me think…" She stood there thinking for a while…mumbling something to herself.

"Is everything alright?" Adrian said impatiently.

"I'm just a little nervous doing this on the spot and everything…" She said giggling nervously. "It's just sometimes it takes a while for you know…inspiration…"

"Oh, yes…does this inspire you enough?" Adrian said, taking his shirt off, and leading her to the bed.

"What?" she said very confused.

"You just have to feel the poetry you know?" Adrian said.

JULIET POV

The next guy came in who was really hot…I was looking forward to this audition. Everyone I have auditioned today has sucked… hopefully this one's better. I've wanted to work on this book for a long time now and I finally just had the inspiration to come down to Mexico to find a partner.

"Hi, I'm Adrian," he said, shaking my hand.

"I'm Juliet it's nice to meet you," I said. I sat back down, getting my papers ready to start asking questions. I need someone who's poetic, someone who's determined and hardworking as well.

"So how about a little champagne or something before we start?" Adrian said, holding up a bottle he got from a cart in the room.

"No, thank you I'd rather just get it over and done with," I said. I had 10 minutes to go through all my questions with him.

"Oh…very well…." He said in a funny tone.

"Yes so, do you like poetry? I'm really looking for someone poetic and passionate about what he does, you know? I'm curious to see what you can do with poetry and whatnot," I said.

"Oh yes of course," Adrian said, getting a little closer. "Well why don't you come over here we'll get it over and done with," Adrian said, plopping himself down onto my bed. That's kind of weird…I guess it's some kind of weird way in his culture, that they get comfortable with meeting someone? I don't know.

"Well…I prefer to do it standing…I mean you don't have to stand it's just sometime it's quite long and I want you to be comfortable of course…and I hope you enjoy this…poetry session. I do this quiet often and I want you to enjoy it as much as I do," I said, pacing the room.

"Oh…I'm sure I will," Adrian said smiling.

"Well then…why don't we see what you've got," I said.

"I'd like to see some of what you've got before we start…" Adrian said. That was a little odd, but I guess I could think of something off the top of my head. I guess it's not too strange for someone to see what the other person's writing is like. That's something I'll take into consideration for the next audition: I'm auditioning them to see what they've got but they also should see some of what I've got. I'm glad this man has asked me for some of my writing.

"Oh well…let me think…" It took me a few moments to think about what I was going to say.

"Is everything alright?" Adrian said, still sitting on my bed.

"I'm just a little nervous doing this on the spot and everything…" I said fidgeting, "It's just sometimes it takes a while for you know…inspiration…"

"Oh, yes…does this inspire you enough?" Adrian said, taking his shirt off, and leading me to the bed. Okay this was getting really weird….

"What?" I said really weirded out by this point.

"You just have to feel the poetry you know?" Adrian said. Um…okay? This is a strange way of doing poetry… "Yes I need your poetry now, Juliet!" he said, taking his belt off. Um okay…I'm extremely creeped out. I ran away from him and hoped he would understand that's not my way of having a poetry session… I began reciting the lines of a poem I had once written.

"Oh…Poetry yes…yes..." Adrian said, lying on the bed still without a shirt. I was still creeped out but continued my poem. He was making strange moaning noises…Umm is that normal? He must be REALLY passionate about poetry…It was really weird, but I still continued my poem and he seemed to enjoy it. I really liked this guy and I think he's got the part…he does things really strangely but he's hot and I kind of like his weirdness.

ADRAINPOV

"That was amazing," I said, not really sure why she was reciting poetry but whatever. I'll just go with the flow.

"I think you've got it…you're a very young, handsome, talented, writer…" Juliet said, about ready to make-out with me.

"I'm…not a writer..." I said, really confused.

"What do you mean not a writer?" Juliet said pushing me away.

"I'm just a 21 year old guy-with a lot of money, if I may add," I said, smirking.

"Um…if you're not a writer why are you here?" she said.

"I didn't realize you only hooked up with writers…" I said, turning on my heel.

"Hooking up? Dear lord! I'm auditioning you for being my co-writer for my new novel!" Juliet said, disgusted, throwing a book at me.

"Wow what? What the—shit!" I said. Damn Rose! I know this is her and Christian was in on it to! Shit, shit, shit. I ran for it right then and there, grabbing my shirt.

ROSE POV

"Hooking up? Dear lord! I'm auditioning you for being my co-writer for my new novel!" Juliet said, disgusted, throwing a book at Adrian.

"Wow what? What the—shit!" Adrian said, grabbing his shirt and running for the door.

"He's coming!" I shrieked, still laughing hysterically. Everyone was literally on the floor laughing their asses off even Dimitri. That was the funniest thing ever.

"Rose I swear to god if you weren't that damn sexy I would kill you," Adrian said, pissed.

"I'm s-so-sorry! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" I said cracking up. "Love you! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

*inspired by Moulin Rouge!

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