Hey it's Balooga again! What's that? They're turning into humans in this chapter? OMGEEZUS! Lol. This is another surprise upload for Sheer! Hurrah!

Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own Naruto. But I'm working on it. :Acts sketchy:

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The two days went by like nothing. They were uneventful and highly relaxing on Jasmine's part. She spent the days pruning up in the hot tub with Sugar and sometimes Smartass, feeding the animals and watching their crazy antics, and sleeping in. Of course today was monday meaning going to school and leaving the pets alone by themselves. Jasmine got up begrudgingly at eight in the morning and rolled out of bed. She set up pet beds and enough food and water for the day in the backyard. The red head opened the back door and allowed the animals outside.

"You guys better not try to get out. I'll be back at four so do what you will to entertain yourselves." She said sleepily. With that she closed the door and left the house to walk to the bus stop.

"So we're stuck here for hours, un?" Deidara asked looking at the sliding glass door that was blocking them from the inside world.

"Well at least we fucking have time to discuss what happened to us." Hidan said with some hope in his voice. Kisame spoke up.

"Don't hold your breath. We had three days to "discuss what happened to us". A couple of hours would make no difference." Hidan glared but knew that the blue cat was right.

"This fucking sucks ass." He said to no one and went to curl up under the swing set.

"Hey Jazzy, did you miss me?" Maria asked teasingly, sitting next to Jasmine at the lab table. The red head snorted.

"I actually had a lot of fun without you." She answered while cleaning a beaker and continueing to fill it with an unknown chemical. "No offence." She said quickly when she noticed her friend didn't answer. Maria laughed and ruffled Jasmine's hair.

"Aww. My little girl is growing up!" Jasmine slapped the hand away from her head and half glared at Maria.

"I'm only a year younger than you." She said while sprinkling some type of powder into the beaker and watching the solution change colors from clear to light purple. The dark haired teen frowned at the mixture.

"Are you sure you're doing that right...?" She asked, looking at the chemestry teacher and seeing she was doing a totally different thing. Then she looked back at her best friend. "And shouldn't you be wearing goggles?" Jasmine laughed.

"Pish posh." She added a green gelitian like substance to the beaker. "Goggles are for squares," She grabbed a long wooden shishkabab stick from her backpack and poked the mixture. "Like pants." Maria would have said something sarcastic about the fact that Jasmine is wearing pants at this moment, thus making her a square, but she was much too concerend about her friend's safety. And the whole class for that matter. One time Jasmine almost blew off her hand. But she only ended up with a broken pinkie and singed off eyebrows. Maria smiled at the thought. Those were the days.

She was broken from her thoughts by a loud popping and a screach coming from her best friend. She turned to see Jasmine covered from head to upper stomach, in a greenish blue goop. She was about to say something when the teacher's voice boomed through the room.

"Ms. Springer! To the princible's office! Now!"

At the end of the school day, Jasmine and Maria sat at the sofa, eating instant ramen and watching another episode of Naruto on the red head's laptop. Well, Naruto: Shippuden to be exact. She skipped all of those uneeded filler episodes. Maria tried telling her she might miss something, but so far she understands all of whats happening. She paused the show and turned to Maria.

"So. Now Mr. Tranny is missing both arms. And his boyfriend, Puppet-Guy, got killed by Bubble-Gum-Chick and Older-Than-Dirt-Lady." Jasmine grinned, thinking that she did a good job explaining what had happened so far. Maria shook her head.

"Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with you."

"Is that a good thing?" Jasmine asked while slurpping up chicken flavored noodly goodness.

"Sure." Maria smiled. This is why she chose this crazy chick as a best friend: Because Jasmine always knows how to make things awesome. The raven haired girl was pulled from her thoughts by angered barking. She and Jasmine looked down to see Smartass, growling and pawing at the red head's leg. She raised and eyebrow. "What's with him?" Jasmine shrugged.

"I haven't seen him eat. I guess now that my mom's gone, I could give him some human food..." She said reaching in her bowl for a noodle. Smartass seemed to perk up at this. Jasmine giggled and patted his head bofore holding her other hand out so he could eat the food. He gobbled it up quickly. The red head sighed. "That's what you get for refusing to ea-" She was cut off abruptly by a puff of smoke and a loud curse.

Once most of the smoke dissapated and she and Maria were able to see, their eyes were met with a man with white hair. A good looking man with white hair. A good looking, stark naked man with white hair. Jasmine gaped. Maria got up and went to the kitchen.

"Tell me when I turn around, there will not be an Asian nudist in your house." She said flatly.

"I could. But I think I'd be lying." Jasmine replied, still staring into the man's purple eyes. She blinked once. Twice. Three times. "Who the hell are you!" She yelled. The other animals sat watching this exchange with interest. The man scowled.

"You fucking named me 'Smartass'!" He shot back, either not noticing or not minding his state of undress. Jasmine seemed to forget about it too.

"What the fuck is going on!" She got up and went to the kitchen with Maria. "Maria! Help me get the nudist out of my house!" She grabbed the other teen by the wrist and pulled her into the livingroom. Maria sighed and followed reluctantly. They both snickered when they heard an angry shout in the livingroom.

"Why the fuck am I naked!" At that moment, Jasmine figured out that he didn't notice the fact that he was completely clothless.

"You're retarded. Didn't you notice the lack of clothing on your body?" She asked as she walked out of the kitchen with Maria in tow.

"He didn't notice because he always has a lack of clothing on his body." A deep voice said from upstairs. Jasmine looked up to see an old looking man with stitches on his face walking down the stairs, aranging one of her stepdad's shirts on his body. Now what she was wondering was: How did he open her parent's room door if it was locked?

"Shut the fuck up Kakuzu!" The naked man said. Maria leaned in to whisper in Jasmine's ear.

"Do you know what's going on," She asked. The red head turned to answer but was cut off.

"Don't make me decapitate you again." Kakuzu said calmly.

"Because I don't." Maria finished. Jasmine was about to say something.

"Leader's just gonna tell you to fucking sew it back on!" The white haired man yelled to the one named Kakuzu.

"I doubt he would say those words, exactly." He said back. Jasmine growled in frustration.

"Why don't you just suck my-"

"EVERYONE can suck MY dick!" Jasmine yelled over the bickering men. She looked at the suprised faces of her best friend, the fighting guys, and some more people she didn't notice before. She sighed to calm herself down. "Everybody. In the kitchen. Now."

She led the way into the kitchen and sat at the head of the table. Maria went and stood next to her. The dark haired teen knew not to mess with Jasmine when she got pissed. And pissed she was.

Jasmine arranged her interlaced fingers in front of her face, a habit she picked up from her mom, and watched the men and one woman file into the kitchen. She tried to ignore the fact that all of them looked like the Akatsuki but, honestly, she couldn't.

"Explain yourselves." She ordered in the scariest voice she could muster. Maria flinched. The last time she heard Jasmine use that voice was when the red head's ex girlfriend cheated on her. "I said explain!" She said louder. The naked man spoke up.

"We have no fucking idea what the hell we're doing here!" Jasmine directed a glare at the man. She then looked at the others. Yes the blond definetly looked like Mr. Tranny. The red head does look like Puppet Guy, and that dual colored one is most likely Plant Dude. Though he does look different without his weird venus fly trap thingy.

"You're saying that you guys, a group of S-rank ninja, don't know how you got here?" She asked, humor lacing her words. Maria looked at her like she was crazy. She leaned in to whisper in Jasmine's ear.

"What are you talking about?" Jasmine ignored her and continued talking.

"You do know you're in another dimension, right?" Maria tried again.

"What are you doing?" The red head gave her a look.

"I'm dreaming. It's obvious." She said matter of factly. "Why else would I be here, having a conversation with the Akatsuki?" Maria face palmed.

"This isn't a dream." She said slowly. Most the Akatsuki nodded in agreement. Jasmine paused, looked around, looked back at Maria, and colapsed from the chair.

Ooh! Cliffhanger. Lol

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