Balooga here! So... Finally, some Akatsuki interaction! Me and Sheer tried to make them as in character as possible. If anything seems... meh, then go ahead and review and say what's wrong!

Disclaimer: I, the great and magical Balooga, has yet to obtain the wonderfulness that is Naruto. :Is Disappointed:

Jasmine lay still on the sofa. She had been out cold for about an hour. Maria and the Akatsuki stood in a circle around her.

"Will she live?" Pein asked the dark haired teen with some worry in his voice. Maria shrugged.

"Not sure. I've never seen her faint before, but I heard it is a regular occurence for her." She looked at the group of serial killers. "So you really have no idea what happened to you guys?" She asked and she went to the kitchen to grab a bowl of hot water.

"No. We just all woke up here as animals." The red head Maria knows as 'Puppet Guy' said flatly. She couldn't tell if he was serious or if he was being sarcastic. She looked at the rest of the group for confirmation and saw them nod.

"That's pretty weird." She said to no one in particular. She grabbed a wash cloth and dipped it in the water while walking into the livingroom again. "Is there anyone that might not like you very much." She paused. "Don't answer that. You're criminals." She shoved passed the now clothed Hidan and dropped the dripping wet wash cloth on the red head friend's face. Sasori raised an eyebrow.

"Why are you doing that?" Maria then proceded to sit on Jasmine.

"If she starts to drown her brain will atumatically tell her body to wake up." She answered matter-of-factly.

"Tobi wants to know why Maria-chan is sitting on Flower-chan." Tobi said, worried about his 'owner's' health. Maria sighed, knowing full well that this Tobi character was going to be her worst nightmare once he and Jasmine become friends.

"There's no more room on the couch." She got up. "Now what I really want to know is how a couple of characters from a tv show could get here."

"If we knew that we wouldn't be having this Fucking problem." The one known as Hidan yelled. "We would have been home, dammit!"

"Shut up Hidan".

"Fuck you Kakuzu!"

Maria fisted her hands. 'Time for you to wake up now Jasmine... Before I kill your annoying little 'pets'. She thought, irritated. She left to the kitchen, yanking a tray of ice cubes out of the freezer, before walking back.

"Alright Jazzy im gonna have to force you to wake up now" Ignoring the looks the band of criminals gave her, Maria tossed the tray of ice cubes into Jasmine's cloths preparing for the screams.

"WHAT THE HELL! THAT SHIT IS COLD, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"

"To wake you up and re-inform you that a group of S-ranked criminals are in your living room, which we have thought to be our odd pets the past few days. Yet supposedly are not even from our very demention and have absolutely no idea how they came to be here." The older girl answered calmly, giving a short summery of everything.

"Something has got to be wrong with you." Jasmine stated before turning to the group known as the Akatsuki from her new show addiction. "Everyone to my room! It's time for the internet!"

Jasmine slammed her fist onto her laptop.

"It's the end of the world! The internet has nothing on this kind of thing!"

"You could be searching the wrong things." Maria pointed out, momentarily stopping her interrogation on the group.

"You do it then!" The red head growled. This was getting really frustrating, not that she minded having eight hot guys, one adorable man-child, and a cute blue haired chick in her room... but come on what the hell was going on? Maria pulled out a pen and mini note-book from her back pockets.

"How about we list everything we know? Create a data sheet of all the information."

A half an hour, and twenty note-book sheets later, they came up with nothing.

"Fuck no! Your telling me we're fucking stuck here?" Hidan yelled.

"We'll have to find somewhere to stay for the time being." Pein muttered, thinking of all the possible ways of getting out of this mess. A cry was heard from a certain orange masked man.

"Flower-chan's gonna get rid of Tobi? No! Tobi promises to be good!" Jasmine hugged her use to be orange and black puppy.

"No Tobi dosn't have to go! He can stay with us! Right Maria?"

"Well..."

"Come on Maria, let's keep them!" Deidara glared.

"We're not property!"

"Yeah you don't fucking own us, Bitches" Hidan cursed, agreeing. The rest of the gang somewhat agreed, aside from Tobi, who was still clinging to his 'owner'.

"Actually... We do." Maria smirked, realizing something. "We have adoption papers from your animal form, which is still technically you. So we have basic custody over all of you."

"And what kind of owners would we be if we let you face the this big bad world alone?" Jasmine teased knowing they had ownership, or at least were going to.

"Does this mean Tobi can stay with flower-chan?"

"This means all you doggies and kittens get to stay!" Now that everything was finally settled with no real objection from the Akatsuki or her red and black haired friend, Jasmine decided it was time to do something. "Alright all you freaks it's time to introduce you to our world. First thing first... Lets hit the mall!"

Maria kept writing in her notebook and walked out the door, knowing that the trip was going to be hell but there was no point in arguing. Jasmine guided the others out her door, and soon all, willingly or not, were on their way to to the so called 'mall'. The Akatsuki members didn't know what exactly to expect.

"Hidan! This would look great on you!" Jasmine shouted, holding up a pink sparkley blouse to the silver haired man's torso. Hidan growled and pushed away the offending piece of clothing. Kakuzu eyed the colorful fabric.

"How much does it cost?" The red haired girl grinned.

"Twenty dollars!" She pushed it into Hidan's hands. He growled again and this time pushed the girl away and looked at band T-shirts on the wall. Kakuzu shook his head.

"Too much. You wont buy it." He said sternly and walked away. Jasmine pouted and went to find Tobi in the small dark store. She weaved through Hello Kitty stuffed animals and body peircings and finally found the masked man trying on a Gir hoodie. He noticed the teen and looked at her, probablly smiling.

"Does Tobi look good, Flower-chan!" He all but yelled after Jasmine. The Hot Topic clerk, who was currently talking to Pein about his many peircings, gave the childish man a stern glare.

"Not so loud, man!" Tobi pouted (At least he looked like he did because he hung his head) and whined.

"Tobi's sorry." He said sadly. The clerk nodded and turned back to Pein to continue talking.

"We get a lot of cosplayers in here. Sometimes they get a little too in character." He said apologetically. Pein tilted his head to the side.

"What is a 'cosplayer'?" He asked, hoping to learn more about this new world.

"Someone who dresses like a character from an anime or game, or something." The clerk replied. "You know, now that I think about it, you look kinda like you're cosplaying for Pein from Naruto. With the peircings and the carrot top and all." Pein paniced, but of course he would never let it show on his face. He simply rose and eyebrow.

"I've never heard of that. Is that the one with the dog demon?" He asked stupidly. Good thing Autumn told him and the others about Inuyasha. Without it, they would've been screwed. The clerk frowned.

"No. But whatever. I guess it's just a coincedence." He said kind of awkwardly. "So did they hurt? You know, the peircings?" He asked just to change the subject.

"Of course." Pein said without skipping a beat. The clerk flinched at his bluntness.

"Oh. well I don't like things that hurt. Just, you know, dyeing my hair and stuff." The man ruffled his blue and hot pink hair to emphisize his point. The orange haired man gave a subtle but powerful glare.

"Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace." He said coldly before walking away to find his partner who was probably hanging out with Sera. The clerk sneered.

"What the hell is that supose to mean?" He shouted at the man's retreating back. Pein turned around to look at the clerk. He read the name tag.

"I said, Josh, those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace." He repeated the statement. The clerk growled and muttered an insult. Pain raised an eyebrow at the unheard words. "Would you like to repeat that. I'm afraid I couldn't hear." He said, narrowing his eyes. The clerk stepped back, further behind the counter. He waved his hands in front of his face.

"Dude, it's nothing!" He said defendingly. "It's cool!" Pein was about to say something but stopped when a hand was placed on his shoulder. He turned around to see Konan and Maria. The former of the two was the owner of the hand. Maria frowned.

"What's going on?" Pein directed a glare at the cowering man but answered the question as if he were looking at the girl.

"I was just about to kill someone." He said flatly. The man smirked and pressed a button on the counter. Maria sighed and face palmed.

"You shouldn't have said that." She said to the peirced man as she watched a couple of mall cops run into the store. The large black one walked up to the clerk.

"What's the problem, Josh?" He asked, looking around, his eyes landing on the small group of three. The clerk answered, crossing his arms childishly.

"He threatened me. Said he was going to kill me." Maria, who still had her palm on her cheek, dragged it down her face in a frusterated mannor.

"Look, he's not good with people. He's kinda messed up in the head." She said, trying to lie her way out of this situation. The officer, Carl as his name tag said, gave her a look.

"You're with this man?" He asked. Maria nodded. "I should arrest you too. A threat is a threat. Especialy if it's a death threat." The red and black haired girl gaped at the word arrest. She was about to say something, but Konan beat her to it.

"You can't do that." Carl looked at the the blue haired woman and frowned.

"Would you like to join your little friend?" He asked warningly. The smaller, most likely rookie in training, cop chuckled. Maria went to insure the man there was no need for that but again, Konan beat her.

"I said nothing about joining anyone. I said that you won't put him in any type of jail." The larger cop grabbed Pein and turned to his partner.

"Grab the girl." He said sternly. The other nodded and took both of Kobnan's wrists and yanked them behind her back. Maria was angry now.

"So you're putting them in jail?" She shouted. Carl nodded.

"Yep. It's downstairs, next to the front enterence. It's three dollars to bail someone out." With that, he and his partner left the store. But not without turning around and telling Maria that she and anyone else who was with them was kicked out of Hot Topic for the rest of the day.

Maria blinked as she watched the men leave. 'Did they really just get arrested?'

"Didn't you hear him? Get the hell outa my store!" The clerk yelled, one hand on his hip, the other pointing at the door. Maria scowled.

"Don't raise you voice." she growled, giving him her darkest glare. Satisfied with his slience, she ran out the door to look for Jasmine. She hardly made it ten feet before she bumped into someone's back.

"Yo watch it!" A familier voice shouted at her. She looked up to see her red headed friend walking next to Tobi.

"Jasmine!" The red head composed herself and pouted.

"Why the fuck are you running around?" Jasmine said as she started walking in the direction she was going before she got shoved. Tobi followed like a lost puppy. Well, he was one not even three hours ago.

"No. Konan and Pein just got arrested." Maria growled now re-fusterated. The masked man gasped histarically and Jasmine's eyes went wide and she stopped.

"They were arrested? IN THE MALL!" She asked, stupified.

"Yeah." Maria crossed her arms. "Stupid clerk in Hot Topic called a mall cop when Pein said he was 'about to kill him'."

"Bitch."

"I know."

"So what do we do?" The red head asked, wondering what mall jail was actully like. 'It couldn't be that bad.' She thought.

"We could leave them." the other teen sighed. "But we already adopted them so we have to take care of them." Jasmine nodded in agreement.

"So?" She asked.

"You find mall jail." Sera decided. "Do you know where the rest of our group went?" She asked Jasmine and Tobi. Jasmine shrugged.

"Zetsu was complaining about how little meat he's consumed so I sent him, Hidan and Kakuzu to the food court. I assumed Itachi and the two 'artists' would like some clothes other then my stepdad's old man clothes so I gave them money and told them to go to JC Penny." Jasmine shrugged a second time. "They could be anywhere my now..." Maria tilted her head to the side.

"What about Kisame...?" She asked hesitently.

"I thought he was with you?" Maria cursed.

"I'll go find all of them, you and Tobi look for the mall jail." They both nodded.

"Ready..."

"Set..."

"GO!" Maria ran in one direction while Jasmine dragged Tobi along with her to costumer service.

"What?" Maria asked, not believing anything this old man was saying. Maybe today just isn't her lucky day. Now that she thought of it, she really didn't have a lot of those.

"Yup he started cussing and knocked down this whole area. The manager called the cops and they took him!" The elderly man huffed. "Teenagers these days."

"Thank you sir" Maria smiled sweetly, though on the inside, she was fuming. 'Note to self: KILL HIDAN.' The man looked at her and huffed again.

"Well your welcome. At least some kids have manners." Maria nodded and walked away. 'Damn these guys!' she thought, snaping her phone open. She texted Jasmine.

'Where are you?' In a few seconds her phone buzzed.

'At the mall jail. We're waiting.'

"How do you all manage to get arrested!" Jasmine yelled, Agnered at the fact that these guys are having all the fun without her.

"We take you out to interact and what happens? You get locked up" Maria muttered.

"You really are bad" Jasmine grinned. Maria looked to the cop. 'Great,' She thought. 'It's the same guy.'

"So how much?" She sighed, ignoring everyone else.

"Three dollars a person," Carl awnsered, glaring at the group.

"Thats twenty-something bucks, guys!" Maria yelled at the gang, "Your lucky. I should leave you!"

"Nooooooooo! Tobi doesn't want you to leave Deidara-senpai! He will be sad and alone!" Tobi cried out, shaking the thin metal bars in an attempt to get his senpai out. Sighing, Maria swiped her bank card.

"You owe me." Jasmine smiled.

"You know you love them." Carl unlocked the bars

"Now you all get out." Rolling her eyes, Maria ushered her group out, snatching her card and bags on the way out.

"Well this was fun." Jasmine said outloud, a tiny bit sarcastic, and ignored all the glares and raised eye-brows.

You like? I hope so! BYE PEOPLES!

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