Kanda sulked on a couch.
"So I take it you're going?" Kanda looked up to find a very smug looking sprout smirking down at him.
Kanda turned his head away, "Che, No."
"Mhm, sure, and that's why you look so down." Allen snuck closer to Kanda, and sat down, still sneaking closer. "Come one, tell me. You can't keep a secret forever you know." He whispered into his ear. Kanda shuddered.
"I can and I will. The game is tomorrow. You can wait until then to fucking find out!" Kanda sprung up from his seat and stormed out of the room muttering nonsense. Allen could swear he heard the words, 'kill' and 'stupid sprout.'
I'll show that bastard. Kanda thought as he made his dramatic exit, however he had no idea how. After all, he had promised Lavi he'd go, and he wasn't someone who made a habit of going against his word.
/Flashback/
"Yuuuuu, why won't you come? It'll be boring without you! …Well I guess that's not completely true," Lavi winked suggestively at Kanda.
"Che, I don't give a fuck about what you and the damn sprout do in your free time." Well he didn't, right?
"Oh, come on Yuu. You don't really want the Moyashi to do anything he might regret, do you?"
"Didn't I tell you that I DON'T – FUCKING – CARE!" Lavi smirked, time for plan B.
"Oh, I see." He winked, "You really don't know how to play baseball, do you? I guess it was inevitable," He threw his hands up, "The all-mighty Kanda can not play the simple-minded game of baseball!" Kanda snorted,
"How hard can hitting a fucking ball with a stick be?"
"Gotcha! You don't how to play baseball, and therefore I am superior." Kanda jumped headfirst into the trap.
"HELL NO! You know what, maybe I will go. Better bring a broom rabbit, 'cause you'll be sweeping you're sorry-ass off the floor by the time I'm done with you!" Lavi, who was completely used to Kanda's crude language by now, laughed as Kanda glared at him.
"We're on the same team, Yuu!"
"There's teams in baseball?" Kanda asked Lavi, immediately regretting it. Lavi just laughed.
"This is going to be fun."
"Go fuck yourself." Kanda got up and exited the room cursing.
/End Flashback/
A very frustrated Kanda now paced about his bedroom. It would have been torn-up by now, but there wasn't much in his room from the start to mess up. You see, he was running short on devious plans to play on the Moyashi and Usagi today. He sat down on his bed and reviewed the bullet list of ideas he had made.
Slice them in half with mugen - to messy… he thought and crossed it all their belongings - he didn't have room for a shit-load of crap, plus he preferred both of them withclothes on... He quickly scribbled it their shampoo with pink hair dye - not very creative….XHumiliate them in public - this one he liked, the only question was how…
He sprung up from his bed. Finally an idea, he thought, as he took out another piece of paper to make a list of materials he would need. He grimaced as he started the list:
Pink frilly dress
Well, this certainly wasn't going to be easy to say the least…
The next day…
"Almost ready!" Kanda shouted out at an impatient sprout and eager Lavi.
"What the hell is taking him so long? Normally he's the one waiting for us…" Allen sweat dropped and turned to Lavi. "Oi, Lavi! Hello?" Allen waved his hand in the other's face, trying to break his friend out of the trance he was currently in. All Lavi could do was point.
Allen turned to the door and his jaw immediately dropped to the ground. "KANDA?"
Hey Guys! :) Sorry this was kinda late…and no longer than the last chapter…haha umm…*scratches back of head* Well…I hope you liked it anyways ^-^ It's turning out very…interesting XD I think I will keep the chapters short for the most part. Thanks for reading, and a special thanks to those who review/ed – I super-duper appreciate it!
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