Hey, it's Balooga! Sorry it took a while to update... :SheepishSmile: I got grounded and I THOUGHT Sheer was going to update but NOOoo, apparently not! :P (Love you, Sheer!) Anywhay, enjoy chapter 6 of this wonderful adventure!

Sorry for any misspellings...

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Hidan sighed and plopped onto the couch, but not before he took off his shirt, of course. Jasmine scowled at the man. She was about to tell him to be respectful in one's home, but it seemed like Kakuzu was pretty much used to doing it himself.

"Put your shirt back on." He said calmly as he passed by the lounging man. Hidan growled.

"Shut the fuck up, old man!" He put his feet up on the coffee table. "I do whatever the fuck I want." Jasmine looked to Pain and gave him a look. The carrot top nodded and turned to Hidan.

"This is Jasmine-san's house, Hidan. You should follow her rules." Yes it was worded quite like a suggestion. But no. It was more like an order. One you either do or die. Hidan hesitated. Sure he's immortal and all, but he knew for a fact the Leader had a few things up his sleave. Finally, he put his legs down, mumbling abouthow stupid this entire thing was.

Maria came through the door, carrying about five or six bags of clothes. She growled and glared at the red head who was currently smiling sheepishly and rubbing the back of her neck. A habbit she didn't know she picked up from watching Naruto.

"Thanks for the help, guys." Maria said sarcastically, faking a smile that didn't help to hide her anger one bit.

"Tobi is sorry Maria-chan! Tobi will help!" the mask man cried out happily, snatching the bags away and swinging them around. Jasmine covered her eyes. 'don't let anything brake..' She thought hopefully.

"No, Tobi give me those!" Maria hissed snatching five or the six bags back. "Some of those things are breakable."

"Oh Tobi wants to see!" Tobi opened the bag he had, peeking inside.

"Ah! No!" Maria yanked that bag away. "Bad Tobi!" Glaring at the small group of people, Maria turned to the guest room she was staying in downstairs.

"Flower-chan?" Jasmine turned to Tobi.

"Yes?"

"What was all those lacy things? Who's Victoria? What's her secret?" From down the hall way, you heard a fusterated scream that Jasmine matched with a loud laugh. Jasmine ran Maria's room, grinning. Both girls leaving everyone more than confused. Tobi shrugged and sat next to Hidan. "Where's Zetsu-san?" Tobi asked, tilting his head cutely.

"He's looking for anything suspisous." Pein said calmly. "For anything we can use to get out of whatever strange place we're in right now." Tobi and the rest of the group nodded. Deidara moved to the coffee table and grabbed the remote, looking at it from different angles and trying to figure out how to work it. Sasori frowned at his partner.

"Do you even know how to use that, Brat?" He asked. Deidara pouted and pressed a button that says "on". He smirked in victory when the screen blinked from black to what looked like a talking yellow square. He turned to Sasori.

"I do know how to use this, un! Are you jealous?" Sasori sighed and settled for sitting on the recliner next to the lager couch and looking at the screen. Itachi and Kisame occupied the loveseat after a while and Deidara decided to sit net to Hidan, who was now froced to scoot to the middle of the couch because Tobi plopped on the other sid of him. Pein and Konan were standing behind the couch and Kakuzu went upstairs for some reason or another.

"F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere at anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!"

All the criminals frowned at the screen with displeasure. Well, all axcept for Tobi, who was now attempting to sing along with the song. Now was Sasori's turn to smirk.

"And I suppose you know how to take it off of whatever horrible program this is?" He asked, amused. Deidara frowned slightly.

"Are you feeling alright, Danna?" The blond asked, concerned for his partner. "You've been acting different..." Pein turned to the red head who was now trying to school his face to look like his usual stoic self.

"Deidara is right. Is there something you haven't told us?" The pierced man asked, tilting his head slightly. Sasori sighed.

"I'm... Human." He said. "I... I feel things and I don't like it." He stated simply. Pein raised and eyebrow. He thought on this for a while.

"Thats odd. All of us are able to use our Jutsu, but you turn into a human instead of staying puppet." He thought out loud. The Akatsuki all stayed quiet, thinking of the situation on their own. Just then, Zetsu fazed through the wall.

"He's here." White side said. "The snake is here." Black side Zetsu were any other person, he would be screaming hystarically. All heads snapped to him.

"You know for sure it was him?" Kisame asked from his spot in the loveseat. Zetsu nodded.

"I saw him and Kabuto. They're going by the names of Jeramy and Chris. They were at the adoption center we woke up in, probably looking for us." White side said. Pein nodded slowly, thinking things over. He walked to the hall where the guest room was.

"I'm going to talk to the girls about this." He said over his shoulder, ignoring Tobi's request to go with him. He knocked quietly on the door once he reach it and heard a muffled 'come in' from Jasmine. He opened the door a crack and peeked in, seeing Maria and Jasmine sitting on the bed, both cross-legged, seemingly in conversation. Pein suddenly felt kind of awkward, having never really been around any girls other than Konan. "Did I interupt something?" He asked through the now wide open doorway. Jasmine Shook her head.

"No. Did you need anything?" She asked. Pein nodded.

"I think we've found our reason for being here." He said, getting straight to the point. Maria tilted her head.

"How do you know?" She asked. She motioned to the computer chair. "You could sit if you want." She added. The carrot top nodded and grabbed the chair, pulling it up to the bed and sitting in it before crossing one leg over the other.

"Zetsu, our spy, went off to look for anything suspisous that could have lead to us being here. He's found Orochimaru and Kabuto where we were... bought." He said hesitently. Jasmine frowned.

"He was in the Akatsuki for like five seconds, right? He left 'cause of Itachi?" Pein nodded. Maria looked at her friend, wondering how she knew that.

"How do you know that and I don't?" She asked. Jasmine shrugged.

"I just decided to do some reasearch. There is a Narutopedia." She said matter-of-factly. The red head looked to Pein to move on.

"You're exactly right. Though he was not nessicarily in the Akatsuki for five seconds... More like a couple of weeks. He tried to take Itachi's body for his jutsu..." He trailed off in thought. "It's likely that he brought us here as animals to weaken us temporarlly so he could attempt to get ahold of him again." Jasmine nodded slowly.

"Is there anything we could do?" She asked, worried about her newfound criminal friends. Pein sighed. He honestly didn't know. He didn't know why he even told these two girls in the first place. They weren't ninjas, they were basically useless teenagers. 'Was I worried about them...?' He thought. 'Was I trying to protect them?'

"I... Don't know. We should just lay low for now I guess. According to Zetsu, both Orochimaru and Kabuto look relativly the same. The only difference is their aliases." Both girls nodded.

"I've never quite gotten used to this place." Orochimaru muttered more to himself than to Kabuto. He and his assitant were walking down a dirt path that led to their hideout. Kabuto chuckled.

"Suprising, Orochimaru-sama. You've had access to this place since you released me of Sasori's jutsu." This only deepened the older man's scowl.

"Yes but this 'Texas', it's very large. You can't possibly excpect me to memerize this terrain." He said as they neared a small shack looking house. Orochimaru pulled a key out of his pocket. He winced when he did, not used to the rough feel of jeans. As he slipped the silver key into the doorknob, he spoke again. "Do me a favor and buy some supplies from the store. You know what we need. I plan on going into our plan in a couple of weeks." He handed Kabuto some stolen money and went inside, closing the door on his face.

When Pein finally left, Jasmine turned to her partner in crime.

"We have help them." Maria nodded.

"Yeah I know. But first thing first, research." The red head snatched her laptop from the desk.

"I knew you would say that! I already have the Narutopedia link saved."

"Your obsessed." The other teen smirked.

"Nope just in love-" Jasmine started but was cut off.

"With Hidan!" The red head growled and leaped at her friend.

This is exactly what they were talking about before Pein came in. Jasmine decided to tell Maria who she thought was the cutest. That happened to be Hidan. Maria had laughed when Jasmine said that a man who cusses is a sexy man to her. The red head even thought it was kind of stupid when she heard it leave her mouth. Somehow, Jasmine got Maria to tell who she thought was the cutest. It was Itachi, go figure. He was quiet and mysterious. Jasmine had smirked when Maria had begrudgingly said his name. Maria has always liked the hard to get ones.

After some pillows being thrown and some threats being made, Jasmine began searching everything she could about Orochimaru and Kabuto. Maria pulled a clean white journal out of her bag along a black sharpie, with which she drew two snakes in the shape of an 'X' on the cover.

With that done, she took a seat next to Jasmine, writing down any useful information that the red head pulled from the internet.

They would not just stand aside.

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