"Alright, I'm ready," Kanda walked out of the door as if nothing was wrong. Inside he was wondering whether this was actually worth getting revenge, but he figured, I'm already this far, no point in turning back now… When he saw the two boys' expressions, he immediately knew it was.

"KANDA?" The sprout's jaw dropped to the ground, no exaggeration used. "W-W-Why are y-y-you s-smiling like th-th-that?" Allen studdered. Kanda's expression could hardly be considered a smirk though, with the murderous aura that currently surrounded him.

"Oh, this? No reason," Kanda replied, his evil grin widening. "You guys ready?"

"Yup, we rented a limo and everything!" Lavi chirped, seeming to have snapped out of his daze. He was very used to kanda's…*cough* mood swings by now. Perfect, thought Kanda, their reaction was perfect.

"Let's hurry, before Kanda goes on a killing spree…" Allen muttered under his breath to Lavi who quickly nodded in agreement.


Only once they were all in and moving did Allen calm down, but he still couldn't help himself from taking nervous glances at Kanda who still looked like he was up to something. God, that baseball uniform is hot on him… Allen thought before mentally slapping himself, This is no time to get all goo-goo eyed at the person who's trying to murder you! Pull it together Allen! Pull it together! He probably would just vomit at your feelings…Ack! Con-cen-trate!

"Oi, Moyashi, what's wrong with you?" Shit, what'd I do…?

"W-What do you mean?"

"Your face is fucking redder than the seams on a baseball…SEE I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT BASEBALL! The red things are called seems! Ha!"

"I never said you didn't know anything about baseball, I just said you couldn't play baseball." Lavi replied smugly. "See, there's a difference."

"I'll wring your damn neck Usagi!" Allen sighed. This was going to be a long ride.

Moments later, the car came to a sudden stop making them all jump, well…except Kanda. He got out of his seat and left the car, as if he had been expecting this.

"Wait, Kanda, where are you going?" Allen yelled out, but received no answer.

"Hey Allen, do you feel this?"

"Feel what?" As soon as he said it though, he could. Something had changed in the air – literally. They both began coughing. "Damn it, baKanda!"

"Shii.." Lavi never finished his sentence though, as he and Allen had been outsmarted by Kanda. They now lay, slumped in their seats; unconscious.


Kanda snickered as he watched the two from his perch outside the car. Phase one, complete. He mentally checked it off, it was now time for Phase two. He grinned maliciously at the mere thought. I can't wait to undress the delicious Moyashi…He thought, and then froze. What was that he had just thought? What about Moyashi? He shuddered. Probably lack of sleep from all the scheming I did…He hoped that was all it was.

He jumped down from the tree branch he had been sitting on, and made his way back to the limo still slightly discombobulated from his recent experience. He quickly checked the driver's seat to make sure he too had been knocked out. Once he had made that confirmation, he preceded to his main targets; the adorable beansprout and the obnoxious rabbit. He mentally corrected his original 'adorable' to 'stupid', wanting to punch himself in the process. Whatever this crap was with the sprout needed to stop. Now.

Glancing at his watch to make sure that the gas had ceased being dangerous, he pried open the door and none too carefully, lifted his victims from their seats. And let the real fun begin! He thought, as he brought Phase two into action.


Lavi woke with a start. He looked around, but he could not make out anything – darkness had consumed the world! Or so he thought…

"Ahhhhh! What happened? The light is gone, leaving only darkness in its place! Oh, wonderful light, where have you disappeared to?"

"Lavi, Lavi? Is that you?"

"Allen?" Lavi groped the air in hopes of finding a certain white-haired boy, "Thank god you're alive!" He was successful.

"Wavi an oo et o of my eeks?" (Lavi can you let go of my cheeks?)Allen cried out in pain.

"What? Oh, yeah sure." Lavi let go, suddenly calm.

"So, you done freaking out? Can I tell you what's going on now?"

"Oh yeah…freaking out…yeah, I'm good!" Lavi beamed.

"Kanda blindfolded us, and we can't take them off until we reach the game."

"WHAT?" Screw being freaked out, now Lavi was genuinely frightened for his life. "Oh yeah, watch me!" He began to remove the piece of cloth secured around his head, but froze as he felt a piece of cold, hard metal being pressed against his neck.

"Don't touch it, or I'll slice your head off." Kanda's menacing voice sounded from nowhere.

"You wouldn't dare." Lavi whimpered.

"Try me." He decided to drop the subject and patiently wait until they arrived. For those of you who are wondering, yes, Lavi waited patiently. Well, that is until he noticed something weird…

"Allen, is it just me or is it rather breezy in here?" It took all of Kanda's willpower not to burst out in a laughing fit.

"Yeah, and I'm kinda itchy…"

"Me too…"

"Shut up you two!" Kanda yelled, not able to take any more of this. "We're almost there, so just give me some god-damn peace before we arrive!" The two immediately shut up, fearing the samurai's wrath. Plus, they had a slight disadvantage not being able to see anything…


After what felt like hours, the limousine finally slowed.

"Prepare for your worst nightmare." Kanda smirked, not that either of his companions could see it, "We've arrived."

"Oh goody, now would you mind taking these blindfolds off of us? I rather miss the sunshine." Lavi retorted.

"Lavi, be quiet. You're just going to make our punishment worse!" Allen warned.

"Oh, don't worry Moyashi. I seriously doubt this torture could get any worse." Kanda reassured…kind of. Lavi sighed.

"Let's get this over with then."

"It would be my pleasure." He was scaring Lavi. Since when did Kanda have manners? Then again there was something creepy about the tone of his voice.

"So, can we get out of the car now or are you going to help us?" Allen asked, getting impatient.

"Che, get out yourself." And with that, Kanda exited the car leaving the other two to stumble out on their own. Where the driver was in this whole predicament, I have no clue.

Five minutes later when they were all finally standing on the curb looking up at the stadium (not that Allen or Lavi could actually see it), the two noticed that something was seriously wrong.

"Something's off, don't you think Allen? My entire body feels numb."

"Yeah…Kanda, are you still there?"

"Mm, follow me."

"Have you forgotten we cannot see? How are we going to follow something we can't fucking see?" Lavi was beginning to get extremely pissed with his whole situation. "You know what? Fuck this." He ripped off his blindfold, only to immediately regret it. What he saw mortified him.

"L-L-Lavi? Are you alright?" Allen whispered, but never received a response. Kanda had already knocked Lavi unconscious. He swooped down to pick him up and slung him across his shoulder.

"Come on Moyashi, we're not there yet. Hurry up." Allen stumbled behind Kanda trying to keep up by the sound of his footsteps – not a very easy task considering Kanda makes practically no noise when he walked. This, however, was a very minor problem to Allen. What lay ahead was what he truly dreaded, and considering Lavi's reaction, it wasn't rainbows and unicorns…though that might be nearly as creepy…


Yaaaay! Quick update! :D I wasn't planning to update this soon, but you guys changed my mind ^-^ See what a simple review can do? Hint, hint;) Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I do believe it was slightly longer, yay!

'Till next time,

-pathless

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