Hola! 'Tis it awesome and wonderful Balooga-
Sheer: Like she was saying... I'm here! ^_^
Balooga: Well that wasn't nice... :(
Sheer: Well I'm not nice. Anyways, New chapter! Veerrryyyy short sorry:P
Balooga: Yeah... But it has MEXICAN FOOOD! So that makes up for shortness, ne? Also,
Isclaimerday: Eway on'tday ownway Arutonay. (Pig Latin. Lawl)
"This is interesting." Jasmine muttered, biting her thumb, a habit she had gotten from watching Death Note. Maria looked over at her friend, wanting to know what was so interesting. She was on her own laptop that she had brought from her house, and Jasmine was on hers. Both were looking up Orochimaru on the Naruto wiki. When Jasmine glanced back at her, Maria tilted her head to the left, silently asking what was up. Jasmine also tilted her head, signaling that she wont talk if Maria wont ask. The raven haired teen tilted her head even more, so that her head was at an almost perfect nintey degree angle. The red head smirked her tilted her head more. No, not tilted, she turned her computer chair to face away from Maria and tilted her neck over the back of the chair so her entire head was upside down. "I win." She stated simply. Maria sighed and decided to humor her friend.
"I was wondering what you thought was interesting." Jasmine chuckled and shrugged.
"It's just that Urban Dictionary says that Orochimaru is the 'Micheal Jackson of the anime world'." She gave a blinding grin. Maria, however, frowned and turned back to her laptop.
"Go check on the Akatsuki." She ordered once she got back to research. Jasmine sighed but complied either way. She got up from her chair and moved out of the guest room, closing the door behind herself.
"Oh criminals~!" She sang as she skipped into the livingroom. All of the Akatsuki turned around to look at her. Tobi jumped up and bounced over to Jasmine.
"Flower-chan!" He beamed when he reached her. He wrapped his arms around her in an extreamly tight hug. Jasmine coughed and shimmied out of his hold. Once she was sure he wasn't going to hug her again, she spoke.
"Tobi, what did I do to make you like me so much...?" She asked. She wasn't annoyed by it. She was really honestly just curious. Ever since they changed back into humans, Tobi has been all over her. The masked ninja hugged her again, but this time slightly, only slightly less tight.
"Tobi doesn't know! Tobi just really likes Flower-chan!" Jasmine sighed. Then a thought occured to her.
"Why do you call me 'Flower'?" She asked. Tobi giggled.
" 'Cause Jasmine is a flower!" He let go of the red head and skipped over to the sofa where he was sitting before. Jasmine sighed again but laughed anyway. She looked around the livingroom and noticed all of the spots taken. Finally she decided that the best spot would be sprawled across Tobi, Hidan, and Deidara on the couch. She walked over to the couch and, none too gently, did a superman jump over the armrest and landed before Hidan could even finish cussing.
"What the fuck are you doing, Bitch!" He yelled once he got his breath back. Jasmine turned and adjusted herself so that her back was on Deidara, her thighs on Hidan and her calfs on Tobi. She smiled before answering.
"Laying. What are you doing?" Hidan growled. Deidara shuffled awkwardly.
"Can you get off, un?" He asked, hoping that the polite way was the better way to go. Jasmine shook her head.
"Nope." Suddenly a thought hit her. She gasped. "Deidara! Give me your hand!" The blond raised an eyebrow. She ignored him and grabbed his hand.
"H-Hey! What are you doing, un?" He tried to pull out of her grasp but she had a death grip on him. She observed his hand, looking closely. Then she poked the palm, gasping when the mouth opened and the tounge inside licked her finger. She fangirl squealed.
"Oh my gosh! That is so awesome!" She continued poking at the mouth, asking a neverending string of questions. "Can it eat stuff? Have you ever tried kissing it? If you have, is it a good kisser? Ooh! Can I kiss it! Can it talk? Does it sneeze? If it does sneeze, are you obligated to say 'bless you'? Have you ever pleasureed someone with it? Oh, oh, oh! Have you ever pleasured youself with it! Can it-" She was cut off by Maria.
"Jasmine! Stop harrasing him!" Maria pushed the red head off of the three men. Hidan couldn't stop laughing at Jasmine's last question.
"Yeah, Deidara! Dou you pleasure yourself with those!" He teased. Deidara tried to hide any blush that might have crepted onto his face.
"N-No!" He yelled. Jasmine jumped up pointing.
"Oh my Kami he is blushing, that means yes!" She grinned doing her little victory dance before holding her hand out for a high-five. Maria smacked her hand away.
"No. That does not deserve a high-five. Say your sorry." Hidan stopped laughing long enough to smack his hand against Jasmine's.
"Fuck no. That was damn funny." Deidara used that time to sneak off back to his temporary room. Which sadly, for him, didnt go un-noticed.
"Sempi where are you going? Can tobi come?" The masked man called, pulling the attention back to the clay artist.
"No Tobi you can not go. Dei-Dei clearly need to take care off a problem with his hands." Jasmine stated factly.
"Oh! Tobi can help Deidara if he wants Tobi too!" The masked man, not quite following, offered 'innocently'. That statement set off another round of laughter, which Deidara took as he's opportunity to leave. Maria, shaking her head, made her way into the kitchen, leaving a laughing Jasmine and Hidan on the floor, along with a confused Tobi sitting on the sofa.
Later on that night, the house was filled with grouchy mumbles and groans.
"Fuck, I'm starving!" Hidan mumbled, laying flat on his back on the floor.
"Then go into the kitchen and eat something." Pein replied without looking up from his book.
"The damn bitch in there won't let me! She threw a pan a me the last time!" Hidan growled.
"Sounds like something she would do..." Jasmine commented from her spot on the sofa, where she sat upside down with Tobi. The whole Akatsuki, along with Jasmine, lounged in the living room, waiting for the older of the two girls to call them to the dinning room.
"Flower-chan why are we doing this?" The childish man beside her asked, questioning why there were laying upside down on the couch.
"Because we're awesome!" she replied loudly. Tobi cheered in happiness, throwing his arms around Jasmine, affectivly knocking them onto the floor. Out of the blue, Maria appeared at the kitchen entrance, a knife in her hand. "Oh my gosh she has a knife! She's going to kill us all!" Jasmine yelled using Hidan as a human shield. Rolling her eyes, Maria pointed to the table with the knife.
"Go. Sit. And be quiet." In a few minutes, after some cursing and promises that no one was going to get shanked, everyone was seated at the table. "It's quesadillas and enchiladas." Maria stated quietly, watching them stare at the dishes, kind of nervous of their comments. Jasmine beamed at the food in front of her.
"AH! Maria you know I love your Mexican food!" She grabbed her fork and took a bite of the corn tortilla-wrapped deliciousness. "Mmm. Delicious as always! But what are you going to eat?" She asked her friend, knowing that Maria is a vegitarian. The raven haired girl shrugged.
"I could eat ramen. I just got the sudden urge to cook, ya know?" Jasmine nodded, looking around at the band of criminals that has already started eating. It looked just like a big happy family, sort of. Pein sat at the head of the table, Konan at his left. Across from her was Sasori who was sitting next to Deidara. Next to Konan was Kakuzu and Hidan. Sitting on the other side of Deidara was Kisame, with Itachi sitting to his right, directly across from Pein. Jasmine, Maria and Tobi sat at the bar while Zetsu was in the livingroom, probably making friends with the empty terra cotta pot next to the tv. Jasmine smiled and leaned on Maria's shoulder.
"I kinda don't want them to leave." She whispered softly. Maria nodded. Yeah. She liked that idea too.
Sheer: If only I could have killed them...*sigh* but touching moment, yes?
Balooga: ... Indeed. Well I hope you liked this chapter. The next one will be wayyyyy longer, though.
OH OH OH! Also, We have all the OC's needed for the time being.
Thanks so much for all your reviews and PMs~!