Hola seniors and senoritas! Welcome to chapter 8! I iz BALOOGA!
I promised a couple of Oc peoples that they would be in this chapter, but we couldn't fit them in. Sorry. There will be one in the next chapter, though!
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Sorry for any misspellings, enjoy!
Jasmine glared at the costomer before her.
"Are you listening?" He asked slowly. Jasmine smirked. Oh how she loved her job.
"Yes I'm listening, dumbass. What? You think I'm stupid?" She asked. Dick's last resort. The only place where you get paid for being a rude bitch. The customer frowned.
"Excuse me?" He asked, raising his voice. Jasmine sighed. First timers wher always the hardest to deal with.
"Where the hell do you think you are?" She asked rudely. "You're at a place called 'Dick's' ! So I'm gonna be a dick to you! Now you could either leave and go hungry, or you could stay and eat some food!" She shouted. Just then, her manager came by and went to the customer.
"I heard yelling, is there a problem?" He asked the man. The custumer nodded.
"She was being horribly rude. I can sue you for this!" The manager smirked and left, patting Jasmine's shoulder as he did so.
"Always my best waitress, Jasmine, keep up the good work." He turned to look at the customer. "And as for you, you did come to a place called 'Dicks'... What did you expect?" He left into the kitchen, probably to check on how work was going in there. Jasmine smirked victoriously.
"So, you gonna stay or no?" At this point, the man looked appauled. He slammed his fist on the table and stood up, outraged.
"I'm leaving!" He yelled. He turned and moved to the exit. A hand on Jasmine's shoulder spun her around.
"Lose another custumer dear?" Maria asked her friend.
"It dosen't count he was a fucking new timer." The red head pouted. Maria laughed.
"Uh-huh yeah whatever."
"Hey Springer! Party of seven's order is up!"A hostess told the red head. Jasmine dramticlly bowed to her friend.
"That is my cue to leave." Maria smirked and went to the next table.
"You ready to order or what?" The man looked up from the conversation he was having with a young woman, surprised.
"Oh um-"
"You've been here for over thirty minutes and you still aren't ready? Are you even here for food?" Maria snaped hand on her hip. "Or are you just trying to get this bruenette drunk enough to fuck?" Said bruenette blushed scarlett red, her mouth droping open.
"Yup keep your mouth open like that and it will make things a whole lot easier for him".
The man shook his head and answered quickly.
"Please just get us something to go. Anything. Just be quiet and go!"
"About time." Maria growled snatching his credit card, charging them for the most exspensive thing they had. 'If she's sleeping with him, may as well as make one girl happy.' She thought cheerfully, knowing her cheak would have just a little extra.
The rest of the girls shift went by fairly quickly, that was until it was almost time for closing.
"Exscue us." a voice purred out from behind Maria. "Are you still open?" Maria took in a large breath of air, getting into character. She wiped around.
"No we're closed. We just leave the doors un-locked because we don't belive in locks. What the hell do you think, of course we open, dip shit!" The tall pale man's face took on a smirk. He pushed a strand of his long brown hair behind his ear. He looked intriuged. Maria felt her stumach knot at the sight of the guy's abnormally long tounge come out to lick dry lips.
"This is a quite interesting resturaunt." He murmured. Maria wanted to cringe but her pride woudln't let her. 'This guy seems to have an eternal bedroom voice...' She nodded.
"Yeah, real interesting." She said sarcastically. "So you gonna plant your ass somewhere, or what?" The man nodded and turned to poke his head outside the door.
"Chris, they're open." He called out. Just then, a shorter man with blond hair tied in a high ponytail wearing what Maria recognised as 'Harry Potter glasses' came into the resturaunt. 'He's...acuallty kinda cute.' She thought, weirded out a bit. Shaking her head, she snaped her fingers in between the two.
"Plant your ass and I'll get you some menus. If your not hungry... Get the fuck out already!" The shorter of the two men looked at her questioningly. But Maria ignored that walked over to the bar, sliding over it, and picking up two of the menus they had put up already. She then crawled back over to the other side, not the best thing to do consitering she was in a short skirt, but whatever.
Droping the menus in front of the men, Maria leaned on the back of a chair from the table next to them, arms crossed. Seconds ticked by and the menus still weren't moved from their spots.
"Are you gonna order? Pick up the damn menus!" She sighed feigning annoyence
The paler men chuckled, doing as she said and fliping open the flimsy thing. Chris, or 'Harry Potter' as Maria now refered to him as, mearly handed her the meun back.
"I'll just be ordering the same thing he is." Maria took the menu.
"The Firecracker Salmon would be delightful." The older of the two men said and smiled at Maria, flashing all his teeth in a creepy grin. Maria bit her lip to keep from squeaking.
" order will be down in ten minuites." She walked away, feeling the eyes of the weird man on her back. She passed the kitchen and gave the order to the cook and went to the break room. Jasmine would most likely be in there due to the fact that there was not a lot of customers at the moment. As she opened the door, she saw the red head on the small plush couch drinking a coffee and watching tv. Maria sighed.
"Jazzy, you know you shouldn't be drinking caffine this late." Jasmine looked up from the progam that was playing, shaking with her caffine high.
"I see nothing wrong with it." She said quickly, her eyes wide. "Just 'cause mommy said I can't jump off a bridge, doesn't mean I can't try!" She pointed to the show that was on. Hoarders. Maria sighed, knowing that watching Hoarders and drinking dangerous amounts of caffine were two things that Jasmine did when she was worried. She walked over to the red head and gently took the coffe cup away from her.
"Are you worried about the pets." Yeah. Over the past week Maria and Jasmine have gotten into the habbit of calling the Akatsuki 'the pets'. It was the first time they have been left alone in human form. Who knows what they would get into and destroy. Maria had locked up all of the Naruto manga and even the laptop so that they wouldn't find out about their own deaths. Jasmine nodded and calmed down a little.
"What if they get hungry and try to cook something and there's a fire?" She asked. "What if a friend comes over and they answer the door? What if-" Maria cut her off.
"Nothing's gonna happen. They're adults, they can take care of themselves." Maria smiled. "And plus, I wanted to tell you about some people who just walked in a while ago. They're pretty weird." She said changing the subject. Jasmine tilted her head.
"Really?" The raven nodded.
"Yup. They kind of remind me of Voldemort and Harry Potter." She smirked when she had Jasmine's interest. Just then a the manager came into the break room.
"Rodriguez, your custumer's order is ready." He said then left. Maria smiled and pulled Jasmine off the couch.
"Look I'll show you." Jasmine followed as they left the room and walked to the waiting men. When they reached the table Maria turned to Jasmine. "Keep them company." As she left she whispered. "They look like your type." With a snicker, Maria left. Leaving Jasmine alone with two people she did not know. At all. She sighed and looked at the men.
"Hi. Your food will be here in a bit." She told them quickly. The older of the two, 'Voldamort' if she remembered correctly, chuckled and looked at her.
"Is your little friend always so rude?" He asked. Jasmine nodded.
"Even when she's not working here. It's in our job descriptions to be rude at all times to the customers, if that's what you're asking." She looked around awkwardly, not the type to enjoy small talk. Though Maria was right, these two men are quite attractive. In a creepy kind of way. Voldemort smirked and held out his hand.
"My name is Jeramy." He waited until Jasmine shook his hand to introduce the man across from him. ""And this is Chris." Jasmine paused at the names. She swore she's heard those before. She just couldn't place them.
"Jasmine" She replied absently. Just then, Maria came with the food that the men had ordered and set it down on the table.
"Eat and leave." She said shortly, turning around to leave the two customers and an awkwardly standing Jasmine behind. Jasmine grabbed her arm before she could go.
"So you're just gonna leave me?" She asked. Maria sighed.
"Yes. I thought it was your dream to have a threesome before you turn thirty?" She asked, feigning innocence. Jasmine gasped and flushed.
"Wh-what! Wha-? I-? Bu-?" She stuttered hopelessly and turned to Jeramy and Chris, seeing both of them smirking. Jasmine tried to explain herself. "I-! Sh-she didn't mean that!" Maria smirked and put a hand on her friend's shoulder.
"Sorry about her." She directed to the custumers. "She's kind of messed up in the head... So you don't mind us haning out here?" She was sitting next to 'Harry Potter' before she even finished her sentence. Jasmine stood, unmoving, still trying to get over her embarrassment. She looked up when Jeramy patted the spot beside him in the booth. She sighed and sat down.
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Thirty minutes passed like nothing with the four of them laughing and talking together, they had to be kicked out ten minutes after closing. Now they were outside at the door, saying goodbyes.
"You don't have a car?" Jasmine asked Jeramy and Chris loudly. The older nodded.
"We walked. We dont live too far from here" He said, Chris nodding in agreement. Jasmine nodded slowly.
"We could totally give you a ride if you want! We don't mind!" Jeramy shook his head.
"That's not nessicary." He said, waving his hand. "We walked here, we could walk back." With that, the two men turned and walked away.
As Jasmine and Maria walked to the car, Jasmine stared at the darkening sky, thinking about the names of those men. She heard them somewhere, she knew it, but she couldn't tell where she heard them.
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"The fuck took you guys so long?" Hidan groaned when Jasmine and Maria got back to the house. He was taking up the whole couch, laying down. Kisame was on the loveseat with Deidara, Itachi was on the recliner, all watching the news. Sasori, Pein, Konan, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Tobi were nowhere to be found. "I was bored as fuck." Maria sighed.
"Well now we're here." She said passing the livingroom to go to the kitchen, seeing Pein, Konan and Sasori. "Did you guys eat while we were gone?" She asked them. Pein shook his head.
"No. A decent meal would be good right now." Maria wanted to say something about rudness, but decided not to considering he was an S-rank ninja and all.
"Sure. Where's everyone else?" She asked as she went to Jasmine's pantry, looking for food to make.
"Zetsu is off looking for Orochimaru and Kabuto." Sasori said. "Kakuzu is upstairs, and Tobi got himself turned back into a dog." He said as if her were casually stating the weather. Maria gasped.
"How did that happen?" She turned around, almost dropping the box of macoroni that was in her hand. Pein sighed.
"He thought it would be a good idea to eat dog food." He said, seeming annoyed.
"Where is he?" Right when Maria asked that, a hyper dog suddenly hopped into the kitchen, barking. Maria sighed and pulled a starburst out of her pocket, unwrapping it and giving it to the black and brown dog. There was a puff of smoke and when it dissapeared, there stood Tobi wearing nothing but his mask. "Go put on some clothes." Maria said, looking straight at the eye hole. Tobi did a stupid little salute.
"Sir, yes sir." Tapping the inside of his right foot to the inside of his left foot, he left to run up the stairs. Maria heard a scream.
"Ahh! My virgin eyes!" It was Jasmine. Maria laughed, Jasmine's eyes were anything but virgin.
She looked into the pantry to find more food and frowned, noticing only one more box of macoroni. That was defineitly not enough to feed twelve people. She walked over to the livingroom, smirking when she saw Jasmine rolling around on the floor while the others ignored her and watching tv.
"Get up Jazzy. You've already seen a criminal's junk before, now's no different." He said, walking over to her friend. Hidan smirked.
"Yeah, and my junk is way better than Tobi's." He said, crossing his arms over his chest. Deidara scoffed.
"Yeah right, un." The blonde muttered quietly, but apparently not quite enough for Hidan not to hear. The silver haired man scowled.
"Shut the fuck up, Deidara-chan!" He said angrily. Jasmine and Maria smirked as they watched the two men continue to bicker. Maria sighed and turned to Jasmine.
"We need food. Normally, you live here with three other people and more than occasionally, me. We don't have enough of anything to feed everyone." She said, picking up Jasmine from the floor. "Go to the store." She ordered instead of asked. Jasmine sighed.
"So I'm assuming that you're not comeing with?" She asked, walking to the stairs to get ready. Maria shook her head.
"Nope. But take some of the Akatsuki with you. Preferably, your pets." She said looking at the arguing men. Jasmine looked at them, too.
"I guess. At least I'll have Kakuzu there to keep them in check." She muttered finally going up the stairs. Maria nodded.
"That's the spirit! Now I'm gonna go make the grociery list." She turned around on her heel to go back to the kitchen. She stopped when she walked by Deidara and Hidan. "I hope you guys are ready, you're gonna leave in a little bit." She continued to walk to the kitchen to see what they were missing.
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