HEY! BALOOGA, HERE! This chapter has the first Oc, as promised! Aziza belongs to yyh-ygo-fma, who has been an awesome person for leaving reviews all the time! And for that, *Bows * We are grateful. :)
Sorry for any spelling mistakes. ENJOY!
Jasmine sat grumpily in the driver's seat, turning the wheel with jerky movements and muttering curses under her breath. She wasn't angry. She was upset with the fact that Maria had refused to let her go to Walmart. Walmart was easily the most awesome stores in the entire universe. It was open late, it had lots of fun stuff to mess around with, and the staff there at this time of night was fun to mess with.
" 'Don't go to Walmart' she said," Jasmine muttered as she made another jerky turn to the left. " 'You know you get when you go there' she said." Another jerk to the right. It nearly gave Tobi a heart attack.
"F-Flower-chan...? Can you s-slow down a bit?" He asked from the back seat. He was holding on to the front seat for dear life. Jasmine made another turn, this one even sharper. Tobi yelped. Kakuzu sighed from beside her.
"Calm down, girl." He said iritated.
"Just go to the damn wall place, or whatever! Maria won't evern fucking find out!" Hidan yelled, angered at the fact that he had to hear Tobi complain every time she turned. Jasmine gasped and turned to face the silver haired man.
"Dude, you're a genius!" She yelled when she stopped at a stop light. "How did I not think of that?" Deidara snorted.
"Really it shouldn't have been so hard to figure out, yeah." He said matter-of-factly. Jasmine ignored that and made a turn to go to Walmart, turning on the CD player and singing happily along with the song.
"The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble. I like my coffee black, just like my metal..." Singing? Sorry, I meant screaming idiotically. But it was all the same with her. Kakuzu pressed the button to turn it off.
"I will do to you exactly what I do to Hidan." He stated calmly, looking Jasmine straight in the eye. She gulped and nodded slowly, looking back to the road. She turned into the Walmart parking lot and parked as close as possible. She got out of the car and gave each of her 'pets' a part of the list. All accept Tobi.
"Can you all just look around for these things? If you can't find something, just come find me and Tobi and I'll help you." Tobi tilted his head to the side.
"Why can't Tobi get a list?" He asked Jasmine.
"Because I don't trust you in a store alone. You could get into big trouble." She said, flicking his mask and walking up to the large store with the four men behind her. Zetsu was out looking for Orchimaru again. "Oh! I forgot something!" She said, going to the side of the store, where there was scarce light and signaling the men to follow her. They did with raised eyebrows.
"Why the fuck are you taking us to a dark ass ally?" Hidan asked, annoyed. Jasmine sighed and pointed to them.
"Do that weird transformation thingy." She said. "People don't usually go to Walmart in cosplay." She motioned to all of them. They nodded and did the hand sign.
Kakuzu didn't change much, he lost the stitches and got peirceing black eyes in exchange for his usuall christmas colored ones. Hidan got brownish hair in the same style and his eyes turned dark blue. Deidara's hair got shorter and choppy and he lost the hand mouths. Tobi didn't change. Jasmine raised an eyebrow.
"Why aren't you transforming, Tobi?" Jasmine asked as she started to walk into the store.
"Tobi doesn't wanna take off his mask!" He said loudly. Jasmine giggled as the other men sighed.
"Okay, Tobi. I guess you could wear it." She said patting his head. She turned to the other guys. "Remember, just look for the crap that's on the list." She walked towards the frozen foods section with Tobi in tow, leaving the other three Akatsuki standing awkwardly in the doorway.
"I guess we just go, yeah?" Deidara asked, looking at the paper in his hand. Kakuzu sighed and started walking ahead.
"Help me find the milk, brat." He said walking past Hidan and in a random direction. Hidan commented on how much of a 'rude ass old man' he is but complied anayway. Deidara shrugged and went to go find out what 'tortillas' are.
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Maria sat on the couch watching the blank television. The remote was on the coffee table and there was no Jasmine there to grab it for her. That was what Jasmines are for, right? Right. The only other person in the livingroom was Itachi, who was in the recliner, reading some novel that took her half a day to finish. Pein and Konan went to their temporary bedroom and told Maria to tell them when the food was ready. Sasori was in his room doing whatever he does. 'Probably tearing apart the bed frame to make one of those puppets.' Maria thought, smirking. Kisame was in the kitchen raiding the refridgerator. When Maria told him it would ruin his appetite, he assured her that, no, it would definetly not. Maria let out a huge sigh and leaned into the couch. Itachi looked over his book at her.
"I wouldn't mind if you turned on the television." He said, noticing how bored the teenager was. Maria almost jumped at the sudden sound. She looked at the man who was still looking at her. That was probably the first thing he's said to anyone that wasn't in the Akatsuki. Then she realized what he said. She shook her head.
"No, it's okay. I was enjoying the silence." She said, wincing at the way her words sounded ten times louder than they should have in the quiet room. Itachi nodded.
"Hn." He said quietly, turning back to his book. Maria almost swooned. Almost being the key word. Hn was such and Uchiha thing to sa- erm, grunt? Is that what it was? 'Whatever.' She resisted the urge to sigh again and got up to go to the kitchen. She needed to have a conversation with somebody. Well in her case, somefishy. She chuckled at her little joke and opened the door to the kitchen to find Kisame eating raw meat. She shook her head and walked over to him, picking up the plastic baggy he was eating out of and looked at the contents. Barely a handfull left. She threw it away. Kisame gaped.
"Why'd you do that?" He asked with meat still stuck in his mouth. Maria sat across him at the table.
"Because, one, that's discusting. You could get mad cow disease. And two, that was supose to be dinner." The blue man shrugged as Maria pulled out her phone to call Jasmine. It took a couple of seconds for her to answer.
"Hello...?" The voice said on the other line. Maria frowned. Jasmine never sounded this uneasy.
"Hey, are you okay?" She asked, worried. There was some rustling on the other Jasmine's side.
"Uh, yeah. Everything's cool. What's up?" She asked, trying to sound normal. Maria didn't buy it but decided to ignore it.
"Kisame ate all the hamburger meat, so add that to the list." She said while glaring weakly at the man in front of her. Jasmine gave an unconvincing laugh.
"S-sure. Sounds good." Was that a whine? There was a creepy chuckle on the other line and Maria was about to ask what was going on. "H-hey, Ria, I got to go. Bye." Jasmine hung up and Maria's frown deepened. That was odd. She knew Jasmine and she only got freaked out like that when something really weird happened. And who was that laughing? Something was going on and Maria didn't like it.
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Jasmine and Tobi were walking through the store, looking for the items indicated on the list. Well, Jasmine was walking, Tobi was skipping happily. Jasmine almost lost it when the masked man bumped into an innocent passerby for the umpteenth time. She facepalmed.
"Please, Tobi. Can you at least try to calm down?" She asked, exhasperated. Tobi giggled.
"But I don't wanna calm down, Jasmine." Jasmine froze. He didn't speak in third person and he didn't call her Flower-chan. Tobi turned around to face her.
"What's wrong, Jasmine?" He asked walking over to her. His voice was different. It wasn't the cute voice he usually used. It was... scary. The red head stayed glued to the spot, even when Tobi walked over and placed his hand on her shoulder. "You couldn't possibly think that I really am an imbicle?" He asked with a chuckle. Jasmine gulped.
"I- I knew that you weren't who you said you were. I just... didn't think you would be so scary." She said quietly. Tobi smirked under his mask.
"I think you're the only person I will tell about this. And I don't want you to tell anyone else." Jasmine looked at the eyehole and saw the swirling of some type of Sharingan. One she's never seen before. Then, she found she couldn't look away and Tobi's chuckling got louder. When she was finally able to tear her eyes away from the blood red eye, she was looking into darkness. surrounded by pitch black. She paniced.
'Tsukuyomi?' She thought. She's only ever seen Itachi's but she was sure that's what it was. She gulped audiblely when he leaned to whisper in her ear.
"Does Flower-chan promise not to tell Tobi's little secret?" He asked, his voice teasingly childish. Jasmine nodded quickly.
"I- I promise..." She said as she clenched her eyes shut, tears threatening to spill from her eyes. She knew very well what Sharingan could do and she was definitely not going to blab and end up getting Amaterasu-ed to the ground because of it. Tobi chuckled again.
"Good." He pulled back and realesed the jutsu. She almost fell if it weren't for the shelf behind her. Just then her phone rang. She hesitated before answering.
"Hello...?" She asked timidly, wincing when she did. She knew that Maria was going to get worried if she didn't sound normal. And sure enough.
"Hey, are you okay?" Came Maria's worried tone. Tobi made a signal for Jasmine to put the phone on speaker. She did.
"Uh, yeah. Everything's cool. What's up?" She asked, turning away when she saw the Sharingan swirl behind the orange mask.
"Kisame ate all the hamburger meat, so add that to the list." She said annoyed. Jasmine spun around the other way when Tobi stepped in front of her again. She tried to laugh and was about to turn around again but Tobi caught her by the shoulders. She hardly contained the wimper that threatened to escape.
"S-sure. Sounds good." Tobi chuckled and Jasmine knew it was loud enough for Maria to hear. "H-hey, Ria, I got to go. Bye." Jasmine hung up before Maria could say anything. Jasmine wanted to glare at the man before her, but knew it wasn't a smart move. "Why did you decide to tell me, of all people?" She asked as she pushed the basket toward the wall of meat that lined one end of the store. Tobi calmly walked up behind her.
"Simply because you seem easiest to break. You're so fun and easy-going." He picked at his nails, reminding Jasmine of something from a movie she saw. "I feel like you have something to hide." He looked her in the eye for a brief second but the red head quickly looked away in favor of looking at the large assortment of meats. Tobi chuckled. Jasmine scowled.
"If I did have something to hide, I definetly wouldn't tell you." She picked up a particularly large roll of hamburger meat and resisted the urge to put it at her crotch and pretend it's a humongous phallus. She sighed and threw it in her basket, her day officaily ruined if she couldn't make a decent penis joke.
"Hn. That doesn't mean I can't try." He said boredly. Jasmine sucked on her teeth and walked past him, looking at the list she had. She looked up when she heard her name being called. Deidara was walking towards her. He was no longer transformed.
"Hey, why do you look normal?" She asked when he was close enough. Deidara looked behind him curiously but shrugged when he saw nothing. Tobi tilted his head in question.
"Only Tobi is supose to be normal, Sempai!" Jasmine cringed at how good this man was at acting. Deidara ignored Tobi.
"I don't want to waste my chakra in case we have a run-in with Orochimaru, un." He said. He lifted his hands. "But don't worry, I got rid of these." Jasmine nodded at the mouthless palms. There was a laugh off to the side and all three looked over to see a tannish girl with waist length black and red hair, wearing a loose fitting shirt and pants. She was looking at the small group with interest.
"Uh, hi...?" Jasmine said timidly. The girl just nodded and pointed to Deidara.
"I like how you don't say 'un' after every sentence." She observed. "Saying it too much just ruins the character. And, you're actually a dude! That's cool. I've noticed that a lot of guys can't capture Deidara's she-male appearence. You seem to be doing that almost perfectly!" She said, tilting her head to the side. Jasmine tried not to laugh as the blond's eye twitched. She snorted when she failed epically.
"You see, I was thinking the same thing!" She said with a hand on her chin. Deidara shot her a look that clearly stated 'Say one more thing like that, and I'll blow you up, un.' Jasmine smirked and looked at the girl across from her. "So what's your name? I'm Jasmine!" She said happily, holding out her hand for the other to shake.
"Aziza." She said taking the hand politely. Jasmine tilted her head.
"Cool name. Well as you know, this is Deidara and Tobi!" She said laughing, pointing to the two men behind her. Aziza smiled.
"Of course." She said waving to them. Tobi returning the wave enthusiasticly and Deidara ignoring her, huffing and crossing his arms. Jasmine laughed and signaled Deidara to come over to her. He reluctantly walked over.
"So what did you come over to tell me?" She asked him. Aziza went to Tobi to talk about whatever. Jasmine heard a hint of his real voice at times during the conversation, though it was innocent enough. In fact, now that she thought about it, she was always able to hear a little of his real voice. She shook her head slightly to clear her thoughts when Deidara started to talk.
"I was going to tell you that Kakuzu and Hidan are done getting the things on their lists. The things that were on mine are with them, yeah." He said, he turned around to look behind him. "They were actually suppose to be following me, un... I guess they went off somewhere." Jasmine nodded slowly, looking in the direction that Deidara was looking.
"Sweet bread." She said absently. She ignored the look that Deidara gave her and looked to Aziza who was still talking to Tobi. "Hey, me and my guys gotta go." Aziza turned around and nodded.
"Okay. But you and your friends seem pretty cool. What's your number?" She asked, pulling out her phone from her pocket. Jasmine smiled and did the same. They exchanged numbers quickly and said goodbyes.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Also, don't worry, there will be more plot in the next chapter
Big thanks to yyh-ygo-fma! By the way, I hope we got Aziza's personality pretty good. I was never good with characters that aren't mine and Sheer hasn't had any experience with that. :/