Balooga: Hey! I is teh Balooga!
Sheer: And i'm still Sheer. And also sorry about the lack of chapter updates, lots of "things" going on.
Balooga: And by "things", she means that both of us were too lazy to write anything...
Sheer: Well her "things" were lazyness. Mine we're family and testing.
Balooga: :{
Sheer: -_- So enjoy the Chapter.
Balooga: Oh! We don't own Naruto and sorry for any misspellings!
"Honey, I'm home!" Jasmine called loudly as she opened the door with a flourish. It was almost twelve but she knew that Maria wouldn't be sleeping. Her 'pets' walked past her and through the door. She pouted and walked in too. Going upstairs to her room, looking for her friend.
Maria knew her friend was home from the store, long before she called out, since Jasmine had a habit of revving the engine of the car. The raven hair'd girl was in high spirits though, and was in the mood to mess with someone. Winking at the red eyed man beside her she climbed out the room window.
"Sorry. We'll finish this conversation tomorrow." she called, running off to who knows where and leaving Itachi to his thoughts and alone.
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"Ria!" The red head called out, earning some foul words that came from a certain sliver haired immortal.
"What the hell are you screaming for? Obviously the bitch isn't here!" He yelled from the stairs as he was coming down. "I get into bed, almost asleep, then you fucking decide to wake up the damn house!" Jasmine pouted.
"Then what did they eat?" She asked, ignoring his last sentence. Sasori followed Hidan down the stairs.
"She ordered 'pizza'." He told them both. "And you should be quiet, girl. I'm not used to sleeping and Leader doesn't like to be woken." He said, turning around to go back upstairs but froze when Jasmine started to talk.
Maria smirked from outside the window as Jasmine started to go all stupid from her lack of daily best friend.
"Well where did she go! I come home, looking for her, but no~!" She held up her hands, shaking her head. "I'm not allowed to see her! What? Did she suddenly just... Disappear into thin air! Is she some kind of magical princess monkey eater that eats monkeys and flies away to go to the super awesome Monkey Eater Planet!" She was breathing deeply and pouting the the two men before her. Both were looking at her like she was some kind of alien. Sasori sighed.
"She fed us and went to the Uchiha's room. I don't see why you're so worried." Once again he turned around to walk upstairs and Hidan followed him, both ignoring Jasmine's next outburst.
"Maria Ann Rodriguez! When I find you, you better still be a virgin!" Maria silently laughed when she heard Jasmine's yell as she walked from the house.
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It was around eight thirty the next day that Jasmine bumped into her friend.
Literally.
"Ow! Jasmine seriously? Hallways are for walking, not standing around and looking lost." Maria shouts, snatching everything she dropped and shoving it back into her black bag. The red head teen pouted. "I was just walking slowly. And why are you in such a hurry? And where did you go, last night. And how did you get back in!" Jasmine asked suspiciously. Sighing, Maria checked her hair to make sure it was perfect, making Jasmine raise her eyebrows. That was something Maria only did when she has to play a part in something.
"I have to pick up the babies, I went home to get more clothes, and Jasmine, I'm pretty sure the whole neighboorhood knows that the rock on your porch is hollowed out to hold a spare key." The older teen answered without skipping a beat. Jasmine nodded slowly but looked at Maria in question.
"It's your week to look after the girls? But what about school?" She asked stupidly. Maria shook her head and patted her friend's shoulder.
"Jazzy, it was officialy winter vacation yesterday after school. We don't go back to that hell hole for a whole three weeks..." She said slowly. Jasmine was about to answer when a shout was heard.
"What the fuck you have kids?" Both girls turned to the source of the voice, one in surprise, the other in annoyance.
"Jasmine slap your pet!" Maria growled, stomping into her boots "I gotta go." The black and red haird girl ran out the door, leaving Hidan to curse at her back and Jasmine to listen to him do so.
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Maria tapped her foot restlessly, waiting outside for her Aunt to bring out the girls. The last time she left Jasmine alone, she came back to find the fire department there. Now normally that wouldn't matter, but her family has been on rough edges recently and she didn't need any attention on her.
When the door opend, Maria plastered on a smile, hopeing no officials would be there when she got 'home'.
"Hola Tia cómo has estado? Cuándo debo traer a las chicas?"
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"No I need the brakes for the Toyota." Maria sighed and unlocked the door, walking into the livingroom of Jasmine's house with her cellphone held in the junction of her neck and shoulder.. She continued to the kitchen to see where everyone was at. "The repeair is for the-" The teenager stopped in her tracks, her eyes widening as she took in the scene infront of her. A little more then an hour ago she had left to pick up her cousins, afterwards making a stop at the children's favorite fastfood place to get lunch for everyone. She was cuting people off on the highway just to get home in time before something happened.
Apearently luck wasn't on her side this morning.
There was flour and cake batter covering the kitchen floor, table, and counter. What looked to be a half baked cake was sitting in the sink, melting into the drain. A completely burnt cake somehow made itself familiar with thetop of the refridgerator. In the middle of it, Tobi, Hidan, Deidara, Jasmine, and somehow Itachi, were all standing, caked in flour and grabbed her phone with the hand that she wasn't holding her cousin with and was about to close it.
"Sorry, I'm gonna have to call you later..." She hung up the call and threw the phone behind her, onto the couch in the livingroom. She dropped the bag of McDonalds on the dirtied table.
"Uh-oh." The tiny voice grasped the attention of the Akatsuki, causing them all to turn and glare, completely gauraded. Jasmine smiled. Maria glowered.
"What happened!" She asked, looking straight at Jasmine. The red head shrugged.
"Tobi wanted to bake a cake." She said casually. Maria turned to Itachi questionably.
"How did you get dragged into this?" She asked with less anger in her voice. Itachi looked to the ground for a split second. Maria didn't notice.
"I was the only one who remotely knew how to bake a cake." He said in a monotonous voice. "Jasmine asked me to help." Maria wondered how her friend could have been able to do that on her own, but decided not to ask. Jasmine had her ways. She sighed and decided to show them her cousins.
"This is Hailyn." Maria introduced while steping aside to reveal a child. The young girl was maybe three or four years of age, wavy cocoa brown hair being held down by a black headband and wearing a simple cut off shirt with a giant butterfly image, baby blue tights, and light up black shoes. Maria then guestured to the bundle in her arms with her free hand. "This is Scarlet." Big dark brown eyes peered over the blanket, staring right back at the group of crimanls questionablely.
"Awwww Tobi thinks those babies are adorable! When did Maria-Chan have babies?" the orange maked man screeched as he bounced up to the children and attempted to pick to older one up. Hailyn's eyes got wide when the masked stranger grabbed her, and she did what her Ria always told her to do.
She kicked with all her tiny might.
A high pained chirp escaped Tobi's mouth as he droped to his knees in excrutiating pain. Hailyn giggled, unknowning to what was happening, and ran to Jasmine with her arms up, signaling that she wanted to be picked up. The red was the only other person she knew so she went to her by instinct. Jasmine gladly picked her up in her arms.
"Holy Fuck! She's a minnie you!" Hidan exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger at the black and red haird teen.
"Oooohhhh! Ria! Bad word! Bad word!" Hailyn acussed, pointing her finger at the sliver haird stranger.
"Shut up brat!" Hidan yelled back.
"Shut don't go up!" The girl yelled, sticking her tounge out. Annoyed, Hidan glared at Maria.
"Your kid's annoying." He said plainly, going upstairs to his temproary room. Sighing she tried to exsplain.
"They arent-" He was cut off.
"You never mentioned haveing children".
The chilled tone caused the girl to flinch, as the glanced at the red eyes staring at her. Just a while ago, they where their normal black color. Jasmine's eyes flickered from the Uchiha and her bestfriend, half amused and half cautious. She knew how much her friend was crushing on the crimnal, and this kid confusion seemed to bother the Uchiha.
Did that mean he liked her Maria? Jasmine pondered that while she and said Maria cleaned the kitchen to make it seem presentable.
Then she proceeded to divide the chicken nugets and fries.
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"These are your cousins?" Pein asked Maria as he was eating a chicken nugget. Maria nodded, looking at the kids in their highchairs, eating away at some fries. "They know nothing about our world, right?" She nodded again.
"Even if they did, they would think nothing of it." She said, surprising herself with her wording. Something about Pein made her want to talk sophisticaded. Pein nodded once.
"As long as we aren't discovered." He said. He got up from the kitchen table and left to go upstairs. Maria sighed and deflated slightly. She turned to Jasmine who was wolfing down her chicken nuggets and fries, pouring a ketchup packet down her throat to wash it down. Maria scowled.
"can you at least try to have manners?" She asked sarcastically. Jasmine shook her head while shoving another five fries in her mouth.
"I haven't eaten all day! You know how much I love McDonald's!" She said without swallowing.
Maria made a face of disgust, "I dont need to have a front row view of your chewed food. Close your mouth." Jasmine smirked.
"tisk tisk you don't chew, you swallow!" Jasmine winked. Hidan choked on his food laughing.
"Ya got that right!" Kisame, who was sitting in the livingroom, guffawed loudly and Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori, and Maria continued eating sliently while Deidara tried to hide his smirk. Tobi flickered his attention between Jasmine and Hidan.
"Tobi doesn't understand. Why cant you chew?" He questioned. "Why swallow it whole when it's much easier to chew?" Maria banged her head on the table, aggravated. "What did Tobi say?" The masked man asked out loud, watching the older girl bang her head repeatingly. Jasmine smiled widely and scooted the chair closer to Tobi, taking his hand in hers.
"Well, Tobi. There comes a time in every young man's life whe-" Her speech was cut off by Tobi screaming loudly while ccovering his ears.
"NO! DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE!" He yelled getting out of his seat and running into the livingroom. Jasmine smirked and shrugged.
"I honestly thought he wouldn't know what I was talking about." She lied, knowing full well the Tobi was just an act. Then there was a high pitched yelp from the livingroom, followed by a bang and a shout of "Watch where you're going!" Jasmine's smirk grew into a grin as she started laughing. Maria sighed and facepalmed.
"Please Jasmine, go shut up your pet." Maria said. Jasmine nodded and looked toward the livingroom.
"Sugar! Shut up!" She said loudly. Maria looked at her with a blank face.
"I could've done that." She said. The red head gave her most innocent smile.
"But you didn't." She got up from the table and picked up a fry to eat it. "I'm gonna go draw. You children have fun now." With that, she left the kitchen to go upstairs to her room.
"But im older then you!" Maria called annoyed, not expecting or reciving a responce.
"Holy crap something stinks!" Maria turned to look at Hidan's scrunched up face and laughed.
"Exactly, Hidan, that is crap." she laughed picking up Scarlet from her high chair.
Everyone in the kitchen migrated towards the living room, siting themselves to watch the t.v and the children.
"Ria! Dora! Dora! Pwease?" Hailyn whined tugging on the girl's pants. Maria set the channle up and turned to the remaining criminals.
"I actually have some errands to run. So im going to need ya'll to watch the kids." She turned to the door, fingering the keys in her pocket. "Dont worry it's easy. Biggest problem is the dippers." With that, she left the house.
Balooga: So, I hope you liked it! (Even though this chapter was filled with nothing of too much importance)
Sheer: Not too important yes, but it makes way for the next chapter. Where Jasmine and Hidan get "closer" ;)
Balooga: Whatever. You're just jealous of my sexy beast of a Jashinist!
Sheer: Beast, I guess. Sexy, hell no. Te has vuelto loco y delirante!
Balooga: Sheer! You know I don't speak foreign! :(
Sheer: I said "you just crazy and delusional" and its Spanish don't be so dramatic with the word "foreign".
Balooga: `Whatever:P Bye guys! Hope you enjoyed it!