Of Dolphins, Disney, and Best Friends

Hi People! I'm back for chapter 2! I know this chapter is kind of stupid but I just couldn't NOT write it. It was stuck in my head forever. So here's chapter two.

Disclaimer: Yes. I completely own glee which is why I'm sitting here posted fan fiction; it's a lovely waste of time you know. And for people who couldn't see the blatant sarcasm, I DON'T OWN GLEE.

Takes place between Night of Neglect and Born This Way

It was a few weeks later when Brittany S. Pierce was inspired to visit her dolphin again at Hogwarts. The whole place looked more like a castle after all. It was during a glee practice. The whole club was taking a sort of day off even though they were still in a meeting. They all thought it was because Mr. Schue was kind of depressed after the nice Holly lady left. Brittany was personally sad too, the lady had been a lot of fun and she'd helped a lot with her and Tana. Back at glee club, Brittany had been staring at Mr. Schue's head wondering if what Coach Sue said was true and that his hair was really a wig made of dyed sheep wool when she overheard Rachel, Tina, Finn, and Mercedes talking about Kurt.

"So Kurt and Blaine are finally together?" Tina asked.

"Yep, about time," Finn said. The rest of the girls all nodded in agreement and even Rachel who'd been sulking because they club was "wasting precious rehearsal time" nodded and smiled, happy for the two boys.

"Now all there's left to do is for me to give Blaine 'the talk', Finn continued, looking serious.

"The talk?" Mercedes said sounding confused, "What the hell you going on about now, boy?"

"You know," Finn said, "The whole you hurt him I'll hurt you talk older bros and exes are supposed to give."

Rachel gasped and jumped to her feet and pointed at her boyfriend threateningly. "Finn Hudson, don't' you dare say that to Blaine! He's a good guy and Kurt really likes him. If you mess this up for them I'll never forgive you!"

"B-But I have to! Kurt doesn't have any exes or bros to say it instead of me," Finn blubbered.

Rachel continued her rant about invasion of privacy and it how it would just make Kurt and Blaine feel terrible but Brittany wasn't listening anymore because Finn was wrong. She and Kurt had dated last year. It was hot. Especially when they made out expect she was confused when that lumberjack interrupted them. After he left, Kurt had tried to explain what his dad meant by "protection" and she'd stayed for another two hours or so but they didn't make out anymore. Instead Kurt had given her some cool lotion stuff for her face and they'd watched a few episodes of something on the Disney Channel, Brittany's favorite. So, even after Kurt stopped wearing normal clothes, talking in a butch voice, singing hot songs in glee club, and explained to her that he was capital G gay again, they stayed good friends and they loved to watch movies together or he would teach her about proper skin care and give her facials. So if anyone was going to give Blaine this talk thing, it should be her.

Kurt walked into Dalton with Blaine at his side. They'd only been dating for about two weeks so they were still at the awkward we-were-best-friends-but-now-we're-dating-so-how-the-hell-are-we-supposed-to-act-around-each-other stage. But they were getting over it. In a way they'd been dating since Kurt got to the school, they just hadn't called it that.

They saw a commotion coming from farther down the hallway and as they walked, they soon found why. Brittany was standing in the middle of the corridor looking as dazed and confused as ever. Kurt ran to her and gave her a hug.

"Britt! Back so soon?" Brittany laughed along with him for a moment before rounding on Blaine and pointing her finger right at his nose since Rachel always said how it added dramatic effect.

"You," Brittany said dangerously.

"Me?" Blaine squeaked. His eyes were crossed so he could see Brittany's hand.

"You hurt my dolphin, I'll hurt you," Brittany said. She heard Kurt gasp loudly behind her and a second later she was dragged off of Blaine and turned to face a very angry looking Kurt.

"Why would you say something like that to Blaine?" Kurt demanded.

Brittany was confused. Why was Kurt angry? She was just doing what she was supposed to do. She had to protect her Kurt.

"Because I have to! Exes have to say that to new boyfriends. Finn said so," Brittany said, her bottom lip trembling dangerously and her eyes filled with tears.

Kurt smiled and rubbed Brittany's back gently in curricular motions, although in his head he was debating the best way to murder that idiotic brother of his. "Maybe in his sleep," he muttered before saying in a louder voice, "You really don't have to Britt."

"Yes I do!" Brittany suddenly shouted gaining even more attention than she was already receiving just for being a girl in the sacred hallways of Dalton academy. "You were the best boyfriend ever! You bought me ice cream and took me shopping. You defend me when people are mean and you always answer my phone calls. You watch Disney with me whenever I want even though you hate. You gave me facials and helped me with fashion advice when I couldn't wear my cheerleading uniform anymore. And you never wanted to make out! I don't know why I like it so much but maybe it's just because that's all my other boyfriends wanted to do."

Brittany trailed off leaving Kurt shocked speechless along with everyone else with ears as she had been shouting most of her rant at the top of her lungs. "Well, um, thanks Britt," Kurt said, "That's, um, really nice of you. I think you should get home."

When Brittany looked hurt Kurt quickly added. "We can hang out this weekend when I'm home. I promise. Now I'll walk you to your car."

"Oh, I didn't drive, Tana brought me," she said in a dazed voice, staring at Blaine's head (making him very uncomfortable) and wondering if his hair was a helmet cause it sure looked like one.

"Satan's here?" Kurt asked, looking around, very nervous as to what the fierce Latina would do lose in his new school. "But where is she?"

"She disappeared with some guy as soon as we got here," Brittany said, stilling staring at Blaine who was running his hand along his hair defensively.

"Oh dear let's go save that poor boy." Kurt grabbed her hand, waving goodbye to Blaine and ran down the hallway to the entrance in search of his crazy friend.

Then again, he thought, looking at Brittany trailing behind him, I think all my friends are insane.

Yeah, so how was that? *crickets chirp* Uggg, I know it was stupid but I promise the next chapter will be better. I think. I know I have so much confidence! *awkward laughter* Until the next time! Reviews are love. (-_-)

Peace, Love, Glee

Julez