A/N Okay, you guys know the whole thing with the Slitheens? Ya know, the alien peeps that inhabit fat humans and have a zip on the top of the human skin that lets them get out and they fart a lot because they have to be smaller *gasp for breath* course you do. So, I was listening to short stack's Princess, and I got to the bit when shaun sings "My heart beat beat climbs in sync with – captivate me as you shed your skin" Being me, I made that weird Slitheen connection. Never gonna look at that song the same again. Oh, found something funny to put on here again. Well, funny for me. You guys might just be self absorbed snobs and don't even like mild humour. Anywhoo, chapter, what is it? Four. XD

The Doctor led Marta down into the TARDIS and into his bedroom, which Martha had not seen before. The walls were a pale blue with a small bed adorning a dark blue doona cover was set in the left corner of the room with a few bookcases completely filled with books opposite the bed.

Martha walked in nervously and sat down on one of the chairs at the end of the bed, the Doctor sitting opposite her on the other chair.

"Martha, I..." The Doctor sighed. "I love you Martha!" He got out in quickly making out sound like, "Iluvyoumartha".

Martha was shocked. "S-s-sorry-y-?"

The Doctor sighed and rubbed his eyes, frustrated . "I love you Martha. When I first saw you in the hospital, you took my breath away. You were so beautiful. And when you came into my ward and was about to open the window, I knew how brave you were. When Shakespeare was flirting with you, I wanted to rip out his tongue. When you were kidnapped in new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new york, I nearly died for you. I was so upset, I was going to jump into the fast lane for you. When we went to old New York, with Tallulah three L's and an H,(A/N I did get that right, right?) I was going to kill myself to save you, yet again. The list could go on, but, more importantly, I remember. I remember from when I was John Smith, a professor at this school. I remember when I got drunk, and I kissed you. To be a gentleman, I would say I take it back, and that I'm sorry, but I won't. I won't because I love you!" The Doctor had crawled over to Martha and held her hands, kneeling in front of her.

Martha was scared and angry. "All that time, and you tell me now? I loved you right from the start, and you treated me like the dirt o the bottom of your shoe, there, but not really acknowledged. In the year that never was, I should have left you for putting me and my family in that position, but no. I stayed with you, risking mine and my family's life, just to prove myself to you. I walked every bit of the earth, just for you. Every time I was with you and the TARDIS, trouble found us, every time was worse than the last, yet I still showed my devotion to you. Just when thought you were starting to actually notice me, when we had to share a bed together, you ruin it by talking about Rose! Then you said you'll take me home the next day!" Martha was crying, and the Doctor had fallen over, and was now lying on the floor, cowering in fear. "Why should I just drop everything for you? Why should I succumb, and let us be together without a fight? I've fought for you Doctor, and all that was wasted. If you want me, Doctor, you'll have to fight. And I don't mean do what you do with those aliens, but really fight. Fight for my love. Then I'll think about it." Martha got up and walked out of the room, going straight to her room.

**Meanwhile, in the control room**

"Ahh, hey Caitlin." Caitlin heard a voice coming from one of the many rooms that the weird space box thing supplied.

"Hey." She replied, just managing to control the blush that was threatening to show on her face, trying to make it redder that it naturally was.

"So, you got a boyfriend?" Asked the hot American captain.

Caitlin looked to where the voice was coming from, and saw Jack leaning on one of the chairs in the room that the TARDIS was controlled in. He had his arms crossed, and his face was wearing that sweet, childish, flirting grin that he never seemed to take off.

Caitlin didn't manage to keep the blush from her face, and she could feel the blood making her face warmer, probably making her face redder than she thought possible. "N-no." She stuttered out.

Jack smiled even more, making his grin so much larger, and turning her into even more of a puddle. Jack walked towards Caitlin and he wrapped his arms around her waist. "Good, cause i wouldn't want him killing me for doing this." And with, he leant towards Caitlin's face, pressing his lips against hers.

Caitlin tensed up at first, but then relaxed, leaning more into the kiss. They were at it for a while, and they would have been for longer if Martha hadn't chose to walk in on that very moment, tears running down her beautiful, dark skin.

"Sorry." She muttered running back out of the room, her head bowed down low.

Caitlin blushed even more and looked up at the man who kissed her. Jack was smiling down at her.

"Go to her. But come back." He whispered in her ear.

Caitlin hugged him, then ran out of the room. She found Martha sitting on a bed, in which Caitlin assumed was her room.

Cautiously, she walked over to the crying woman and put her arms around her shoulder, all the while rubbing her back.

"What happened?" She whispered. "I mean, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, but sometimes it's better to put things out into the pen, and not keep them bottled up."

"It's the Doctor!" Martha sobbed into Caitlin's clothes. "He said he loved me! How could he just say that? After all I'd done for him, he didn't even notice me. Then, out of the blue, he says he loves me! How could he?"

"maybe he was afraid. Yeah, he might seem like the bravest man in the world, but compared to females, and not just human at that, the men cower in fear. They try to act all high and mighty, and they over look what is really keeping them alive. He was scared Martha. He didn't think you even liked him that way. When he was sure of it, he threw away all of his fears. He told you Martha, do you know how hard that is hen somebody really means it? Heck, I've only seen you two for about half an hour, yet I can already tell how much you really mean to him."

"I've told him that he has to fight for me. Fight for my love."

"There you go. See? You don't need my help. You've already handled it. Though, I bet the Doctor would go to extremes with you, so accept him before he ends up killing himself, okay?" You better get some sleep. When was the last time your head hit a pillow?"

Martha yawned, as if to prove Caitlin's point. "I don't know. About two and a half days maybe?'

"Man, that explains it." Caitlin got up and walked to the door. Turning back to look at Martha, she asked, "Do you want me to get anything?" Caitlin left after Martha gave a small no.

Caitlin wondered whether she should go straight back t the control room and face Jack, or go find the Doctor. Choosing the first option, she nervously walked to Jack.

She heard hushed voices, and being a curious one, she listened in.

"So, what happened between you two?" Jack.

"Told her I loved her, she confessed the same, now I have to fight for her." The Doctor. "What about you?"

"Kissed her, she kissed me back, I think she liked it. I'm going to talk to her. If that works, I want you to take me eight years into the future."

"Alright. Go talk to her. I'm going to go think of ways to get Martha back. Good luck." And with that, the Doctor walked out.

Caitlin continued her way into the room, and saw Jack sitting on the controls.

"You know, if you sit on them, you might make it blow up or something." Jack fell off the controls in fright.

"Dear god, don't do that! You'll give me a heart attack. I need to talk to you. I want to give us a chance. I could go into the future, and pick off from there. Yes, I know that'll be a while for you, but you need to promise me you won't go out with any other boys. Okay?"

"Okay. Fine with me. Eight years in right? Do you want me to go home? I'll make sure I don't forget you. Okay, meet me right where Adintay was, where you first saw me. This exact time, same month, same date, eight years. Meet you there, 'kay?" Caitlin kissed his cheek, and walked out of the TARDIS.

She walked home, and went to her room. She started crying, but she also had the biggest smile on her face.

I'll see you soon.

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Caitlin walked along the busy streets of Melbourne. To many, she looked like a normal, young lady off to meet someone. They were wrong. She was not a normal, young lady. She was different. She knew about time, she knew about Aliens, she knew more than your average 'Young Lady'. But they were right about one thing, she was off to meet someone. When she was just thirteen years old, she found a man. A handsome man, a man she had fell in love with in the space of just half an hour. He was set to meet her in ten minutes.

To him, Caitlin had been gone for just a minute, but to her, she had been gone for eight years.

Caitlin reached her destination, and waited. She only had to wait five minutes when she heard a noise. Not a normal noise you would expect to hear, but an alien noise. Caitlin smiled. He was here.

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Jack ran out of the room to the Doctor, laughing in glee.

"She said yes! She said yes!" He was so excited that he picked up the Doctor and twirled him around. The doctor laughed nervously.

"Okay. Do you want me to do the coordinates now?" He asked carefully.

"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!" Jack responded, frantically nodding his head. He followed the Doctors every move, waiting with anticipation. As soon as the TARDIS landed, he ran out of the door, looking for Caitlin. They had landed just were the TARDIS already was. People were still walking around busily. The only difference was the hovering. There hover cars and hover skateboards. And everybody was talking on a mobile.

He ignored everybody and just ran to where they saw the Dramood. There, standing in the middle of the alleyway was a tall woman wearing skin tight blue jeans, a tight, black skivvy and black shoes, similar to the Doctors red ones. The girl had thin, black hair that went to just under her shoulders, her hair tipped with green.

"Caitlin?" He asked nervously. The girl turned. Upon seeing Jack, her face broke into a smile.

"Jack! You came! Oh my lord, thank god you're here! I missed you so much." Caitlin ran into his waiting arms, and jack smoothed down her hair. All the while making calming sounds. " I waited for you, just like I promised I would. Oh my god, if this is a dream, nobody pinch me, or I will hold you responsible for my depression."

Jacked laughed and pulled away from her. "You look different." He pointed out, still smiling.

"Thanks for that, captain obvious. Course I do. Got a haircut, died my hair, got taller, got new clothes, happens when you don't see a person for eight years. Come on then, what are you all standing there for? Move it people, we got planets to save, aliens to meet, places to be." Caitlin just pushed through and walked into the TARDIS. "Oh, and by the way, the name's not Caitlin anymore. It's now Melody Pond." Jack heard her call from inside the TARDIS.

"What? You changed your whole name? What did you do that for?" Jack asked.

"Apparently, if you mix whizz fizz with whipped cream it tastes like cum..." Melody said ominously.

"That- God... That is completely inappropriate!" Exclaimed the Doctor, his face as red as a tomato.

Everyone laughed at his reaction.

A/N Okay? What did you guys think? BTW, I'm not sure if the whizz fizz thing is true, but my friend T.J told me. And I'm not sure if other countries than Australia actually have whizz fizz. If you don't know what it is, google it or something.