On hot day in summer, Vocaloid fan purchased Big Al, as a somewhat happily. "I now have the Vocaloid," say Vocaloid fan. Big Al was happily installing. "Hello, my name is Big Al!" say Big Al, as finished installation. "Voice is too much deeply!" yell Vocaloid fan, as angrily break keyboard. "You have broken the keyboard from angering my!" yell Vocaloid fan again at Big Al. Big Al cries loudly, as Master was not happy.
"I am sorrily Master," cry Big Al, as change Gender Factor and Pitch to very highly. "I am now higher voice," say Big Al. "It's goodly" say Vocaloid fan, as making Big Al sing a many Japanese songs. "I can't sing the Japanese songs" say Big Al sadly, as can't speaking Japanese. "I will make you be well to do Japanese singings!" say Vocaloid fan determinedly, as downloading Japanese IME for new Keyboard!
Suddenly, Big Al was not able to pronounce Japanese, as never can do! "Am not able to pronounce Japanese," say Big Al, as only able to pronounce English. Vocaloid Fan use Phonetic symbol unwisely to let Big Al sing Japanese, to much happily smilings! "I am now allowed to sing the Japanese songs!" say Big Al, as singing many of Japanese songs.
Suddenly, Japanese person hear Big Al sing! "Is not goodly to sing Japanese song with English Vocaloid!" tell Japanese person to Vocaloid fan, much to sadness of Vocaloid fan. "You are not truely Japanese person" say Vocaloid fan, as removals of Japanese person's wig to show they were truely Bald! "Oh no!" say Bald person, as emigranted out of Japan to new country!
"I have become Hero of Japan!" say Vocaloid fan, as receive Honourary Award from Japanese King!
