Alright, I have my black 3D glasses with the lens popped out on, just to make me look smart, and I've got my 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver next to me. I think I'm ready! And for all you 'Sherlock' fans out there, if you're especially a fan of Shwatsonlock, so read 'Morning After' by change-it-all. I'm reading it now, and it is just hilarious. Seriously, absolute treasure.
I have an assignment. And if I fail it, I fail English. If I fail English, then I fail year eight if I fail year eight, well, I may not want to live anymore. So I know that I should be doing my work. But I just can't be bothered, because I'm really stuck into this story. So, if I fail, I'll hold all of you readers responsible, and I'll abandon this story.
Why should I take it out on you guys, you ask? Well, it's your reviews that are making me squeal like a rabid fan girl, and they're also making me want to write even more. So ha! IT'S ALL YOU'R FAULT!
Anywhooo, here's the next chapter.
Previously, on The Doctor and Martha: (Psst, I don't know why I'm doing this, I just am XD)
"Kitchen... tongs. Why have I got kitchen tongs pinching my bum?"
"Alright. But tell me one thing. Do you remember where my bra is?"
"... You threw it out the window."
"Ooh, sorry. I'm so sorry." At that point, both Martha and the Doctor stiffened.
"What was that?"
"I have absolutely no idea."
"Who the heck are you?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alright then, on with the story~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Martha screamed as she looked at something behind the Doctor, who immediately turned to look at where Martha was pointing. There stood a woman with red hair and a furious look upon her face. And when Amy gets angry, boy she's angry, but this woman right there could beat her any day.
"You." Was all the Doctor said. Was all he could say.
"Me? Alright, that's nice and all, but who the heck are you? Is this another alien thing? I swear, this better be aliens, and not one of Nerice's tricks. I knew I shouldn't have told her about what happened with Lance. Big mistake. It's Nerice, ain't it? Ooooooooh, she's gonna get it alright."
"Look, again, just like before, this is not Nerice's fault."
"Just like last time? What do you mean? Shopping. That's all I was doing. Just shopping at Tesco's, when the gold Huon energy stuff... Hang on, I thought the Doctor said that it was all gone."
"Blimey you can talk a lot. Look, Donna-" Donna gasped at the fact that this weird man knew her name, but the Doctor ignored her. "It's me, the Doctor. I've... I've changed, but that can wait."
"Ha! If you think I'm gonna believe that, you've got another thing coming."
"Geesh, you insufferable woman! Look. Alright. I'll prove it to you. You were working as a temp for HG and Wells, This man called Lance made you coffee every day. Unbeknownst to you, small traces of Huon energy, which can only be found inside the TARDIS, was inside the coffee which you were drinking every day. Slowly, or rather, quite quickly, you started to fall in love with Lance, and you asked him to marry you. No, sorry, you nagged him into it. He only said yes to keep an eye on you. Your wedding was on Christmas, and just as you were walking down the aisle something happened with the TARDIS and you appeared in my TARDIS. You slapped me, I growled at you, next thing you know, WE'RE RUNNING FROM SANTA!"
"You really are an alien, aren't you?" asked Donna softly. She knew that this really was the alien she had met ages ago.
"Yes. But how did you get in here?"
"Like I said, Martian man. I was in Tesco doing some shopping with the coupons mum's been collecting. I was in aisle four, then I sort of felt all funny, like I did the first time, then this gold stuff came. Huon energy. Next thing I know, you and your friend are bumping into walls."
"Well, my TARDIS is the only one in existence, and the only thing other than you, of course, with Huon energy inside it. So that means, we are inside the TARDIS."
"Alright, glad to know where we are now, but what on earth is Huon energy? Sorry, on earth is a bit bad... But still. What is it?" Martha had walked closer to the Doctor, wanting to get a better look at the woman who clearly knew the Doctor, how though, she did not know.
"Huon particles were a type of particle that existed during the Dark Times of the universe. Huon particles were originally destroyed by the Time Lords near the end of the war with the Racnoss due to their deadly nature. The Racnoss used them in their technology, to power their spacecraft and wake the hibernating young Racnoss at the core of the Earth. The only known remaining concentrations of Huon particles are small amounts in the heart of my TARDIS, and of course, Donna.
"Huon particles could be created by using a hydrogen base to create them in liquid form. These inert liquid Huon particles needed to be activated in a living being, such as a human. The Huon particles could be mixed with other liquids and drunk, slowly poisoning the victim. Like Donna here. This process could take as long as six months or as little as a few minutes, depending on the amount consumed. Once activated, the Huon particles would start to glow and become magnetised, attracting and being attracted to other Huon particles. If enough were absorbed, it could even pull other Huon particles from different time zone, such as my TARDIS. Clear?"
"Golden particle things that were poisonous and can make the TARDIS come to you, or you go to it. Right, gotcha. I think."
"Well, close enough."
"Right then. Who's this?" Martha... was not jealous. Not one bit. Well, okay, maybe a little. But only just a little! Promise. (Fingers are twisted behind the back at this point.)
"Well, Donna here was getting married to a man called Lance, who was slowly poisoning Donna with Huon energy, and he was in league with the Racnoss. Spidery like aliens. Then, a whole bunch of weird stuff happened, and we need to get out of here, so I won't stick around to explain. Come on, let's get out of here." The Doctor turned around from the two women and whipped out his sonic screwdriver. He scanned the walls, scanned the lights which were hanging on the ceiling, and scanned some of the pillars that were scattered around the room. Everything seemed fine, as if nothing was out of the ordinary.
Not that anything wasn't, but the whole thing still seemed a bit iffy.
Suddenly, a sound like air was suddenly released waved through the room. "Doctor, look. It's a door!" Martha pointed out in front of her, and the Doctor turned. Indeed, there was a door there.
"Funny, wasn't there before. Now, before any of us go through to the other side, make sure not to-" Before he could even finish his sentence, Donna gave him a half hearted glare, and swiftly stepped out of the room. The Doctor gave Martha a look, one that said 'How dare she?'
But Martha just grinned. "I like her." Then quickly followed her new friend out.
"Girls. Psh, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Five minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So, we turned left, then another left, three right's, then another left?"
"No, no. It was a right then whatever you just said."
"Guys, you are bonkers. Three lefts, two right's. "
"Right then. We're lost. No point in denying it."
"We are not lost. I think I ought to know my way around my own TARDIS."
"Really? Have you found your swimming pool yet?"
"...No..."
"I rest my case."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Another five minutes, so that's ten in all~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Look, I swear, I've walked past that...that thing... five times now. I've been counting."
"THING! THING! It is not a thing. It's a... It's a... Oh alright, it's a thing then."
"Doctor... Doctor... Doctor..."
"Who was that? No, sorry. Didn't sound normal. What was that?"
"Well, if I'm right, and I usually am about these things, that was... Okay, I have absolutely no idea."