Hello possums! No, I do not know why I did a Dame Edna impersonation, but I did. So... Did you go read 'Morning After'? Yes? No? If no, then do it.
Let's celebrate! We've hit double digits! Yes, this story has now reached ten chapters! And ten is the magic number! So, that should give you a clue *And this is the point where I hope that you guys actually read this shit up here.* to what's gonna happen *Albeit a very bad clue.*.
And I'm sorry for not updating very well. I swear, I was sick. On and off. That, and I was trying to do my assignment which I told you about earlier, which I have to re-do. I have to go through this process me school calls 'Redemption'. You see, at my school, each semester, we do about three to four CAT's (Common Assessment Tasks). If we get 50% or more, we pass. If we get under that much, even just by a little, we have to redeem. No matter how much we get on the CAT that time, we only get 50% if we get above. Yes, all very confusing. I hate my school for that, but apparently, it's meant to be a very good school. Psh, hah!
Disclaimer: Dude, I do not need to tell you again, do I? Look, do a Sherlock, and figure it out for yourself. Hmph. Disclaimers are depressing.
Warnings: If you're a Rose fan, please don't hate me. I don't really have anything against, I kind f like her too, but I want her to be like this in the story. Just... Pretend it to be someone else if you can't bear it to be Rose.
Reviews: (I've never done this before, so I thought I might try it out XD)
Sadhappygirl: Thanks for your review. I've always loved the Martha/Donna relationship too. I swear, Donna can be friends with anyone, and it would be awesomeness. And I really hope I pass.
WeAreTheHurricane: Thanks. I do try. Pleasing my readers is a major priority.
Previously on The Doctor and Martha:
"Me? Alright, that's nice and all, but who the heck are you? Is this another alien thing? I swear, this better be aliens, and not one of Nerice's tricks. I knew I shouldn't have told her about what happened with Lance. Big mistake. It's Nerice, ain't it? Ooooooooh, she's gonna get it alright."
"-You slapped me, I growled at you, next thing you know, WE'RE RUNNING FROM SANTA!"
"Girls. Psh, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."
"Really? Have you found your swimming pool yet?"
"...No..."
"I rest my case."
"Well, if I'm right, and I usually am about these things, that was... Okay, I have absolutely no idea."
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"Doctor... You haven't forgotten who I am, have you?" Slowly, the voice started sounding more feminine, and oddly more familiar to the Doctor.
"If I say no, will we still be alive in the end?"
"Oh Doctor, always the funny one. You keep changing on me. Don't you love me anymore? I love you Doctor. I love you." The corridor went pitch black, then suddenly brighter than before in a matter of milliseconds.
The girls screamed, while the Doctor gasped in shock. There, standing where she hadn't before, was Rose Tyler in the flesh.
"What? Rose... How? Why are you here? I thought... I thought you were happy." The Doctor didn't know what to do. In most situations, things would come to him in a manner of seconds, but this time... He was at a loss for ideas.
"Mickey sent me back. Just before he died, he told me to come and get you. My family's gone, Doctor. Gone. No one's left. Pete's world is gone. Forever. Unless you come back with me, and help us." Tears softly streamed down Rose's pale face. She ran a hand through her blonde hair.
The Doctor fidgeted. He shifted from side to side as he debated whether or not to go with her, and what the consequences would be either way. "If I went with you, and if i did manage y=to save your universe... Would I be able to get back?"
"I don't know. But if you didn't, wouldn't being with me, and saving the universe in Pete's world make up for it? I love you Doctor. Don't you love me too?" Rose cried more freely, and the sobs racked her body.
"Rose. Oh, Rose. Wonderful Rose. Amazing Rose." The Doctor began, and Martha felt anger. Rose grinned, and Martha wanted nothing more that to kiss the Doctor, and blow a raspberry in the blonde bimbo's face. But she didn't, because it's obvious that he was going to leave her, because Rose is back. Rose. It was always about her. "Rose, I do love you. But not like I thought I did. And I'm sorry to say this, but you're not Rose."
Martha grinned, happy that she wasn't about to be thrown away like trash, but then immediately went serious. What had the Doctor meant by 'You're not Rose?'
Rose-not-really-according-to-the-Doctor was apparently having the same thoughts, for she frowned in confusion. The water works stopped. "What do you mean Doctor? 'Course it's me. Just like how you left me." Rose laughed uneasily. But somehow, it seemed all fake, and it sounded like Rose was suddenly nervous.
"What I mean is, you're no longer Rose. When life forms travel through the different universes, their body goes weak for a few minutes, but of course, you don't actually feel that. Anyway, when you do go through to another universe, you go through the time vortex and the void, but you already know all of that. And well, there are some not-quite-so-nice things in there, and they take to inhabiting weak people. And I'm sorry. I am so... so sorry, but Rose Tyler is dead. And if you want to keep living, you better give her back to me now. Or I swear, I can and will kill you." The Doctor looked furious, and Not-quite-so-Rose sneered at the alien.
The Doctor looked at his two friends, expecting them to be looking at Rose, frightened, but instead they looked at him, bemused and amazed.
"What? She's the bad one, what you all looking at me for?"
Martha stepped forward, and placed her hand against the Doctor's cheek. "Doctor, you look different."
"Different? How do I look 'different'?" Now that the Doctor and Martha mentioned it, he started to notice that his teeth felt a bit funnier, and he sounded familiar, but different. "No... No way! How- How is that possible? That, in the history of the Time Lords, has never happened before. Ever."
Martha grinned, and the Doctor grinned back. "My Doctor." She said. "My Doctor."
The Doctor wrapped his arms around his woman, and Martha did the same. "Allon-sy." Was all the Doctor said before he met Martha's lips in a slow, sweet kiss.
A/N Okay, how did you like that? Dude, this should be obvious, so whoever reviews first and tells me what has happened to the Doctor, I'll dedicate the next chapter to you. Or maybe even something else, just tell me what you would want *Warning, I might not be able to go through with that. It just depends on what the request is*. The next chapter is only going up if I get five reviews, no less. If it helps, you guys can, like, review a few times anonymously if that helps, I just need five or more reviews before I post the next chapter.