I do not own LOZ nor the charters, but I do own Silver and the plot
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Chapter 5: Slingshots, Mr. Perfect and awkward moments
"Hi Silver. . . why are your arms extended?" Link asked whiling eyeing me strangely
"Hi Link, I was uh…stretching my arms haha" I instantly dropped my arm "Ilia said that you wanted to show me around"
"Yes I do, but first I need to talk to Rusl at the lake, He said that he needs to tell me something important. So can you wait for me a bit?"
"Yeah, I'll be here" I said while pointing to the floor
"Thanks you're the best" Link replied while leaning down so that we were eye level and a big smile on his face.
"I'll be back in no time" then he ran out. I walked out the house and sat down on the league
"Why does he need to talk to Rusl? Didn't they already have their little talk? How strange or did I miss up the timeline?"
"Hey Silver!" Talo yelled out
"Come play with us, there something interesting at Beth's house." It's the slingshot. I did mess up the timeline. Shot!
"Oh and what is it?" I ask with interest
"It's a slingshot! I really want it!"
"If you want it that bad why don't you go and buy it instead of bugging Silver" Beth said
"Does it look like I have Rupees? Why don't you just let us borrow it instead?"
"You know I'll get in trouble"
"But still… " I took the chance to walk away now that they are fighting. After looking in the grass, moving rocks and climbing houses I gathered quite a few Rupees.
"Oh wait wasn't I suppose to wait for Link? Time to go back" by the time I got there, Link was taking to the kids and his face lit up as soon as he heard the word slingshot
"A slingshot huh, that sound cool" Link said in a very quiet voice so I presume that he is talking to himself
"I suppose" I said nodding my head
"ahh! Silver!" Link yelped while stumbling back and almost falling down. so close
"Where were you? I was looking for you, let's go" he said whiling grabbing my hand and dragging me down the dirt path.
"What's the rush? Oh and your face is red" I pointed out while pocking his check. time to have some fun, muwahahahahah . . . okay I'm done. No more evil laughing. . . for now.
"Are you sick?" I asked while placing my palm on his forehead
"I'm okay" he said while averting his eyes and getting redder
"You don't feel hot, oh maybe your thinking of someone you like?" with that said, he got super red that I thought he would pop
"Well looky here, I was right" I wonder who?
"so who's the luck girl?" I asked while elbowing him lightly
"No one important"
"Don't lie, for you to get super red means that it's something. So tell"
"Link! Silver! Over here, look up here" some guy said and I have no idea what his name is, but I do know who his kids are.
"Hello Jaggle" link greeted
"Hello sir" I said while waving at him
"Oh I'm sorry my name is Jaggle, Talo and Malo father. The reason I know your name is because everyone know everything in this village. Anyway climb up here; I have something to show you"
"Alright" he turned to me "let's go Silver"
"ahh okay" now to all thoughts people that say climbing that darn rock is easy. They lie! It was hard I have to practice climbing that thing now. Link was already at the top and stretched his hand towards me. I took hold of it and he pulled me up with ease.
"look over there, isn't that Sara's cat is over there? Silly thing it been pawing at the water the whole time. Darn thing thinks it can catch something. Ahahahah"
"Poor kitty, Link help it catch a fish" I said while grabbing his sleeve and tugging at it while pointing to the cat.
"I don't want to" Link grumbled whiling looking at the ground "I want the slingshot"
"Do you even have money?"
"I ah- no"
"Now, now what I really wanted you to see is that tall piece of grass, haven't I seen you blow on it before Link?"Jaggle said. While they were talking I jump to the other large rock and plucked off a piece. Bring it to my lips and trying different position while trying to figure out how it works.
"Yes and it's called hawks grass" link replied
"Silver?"
"Over here, how do you play this?" I asked while moving it away from my lips and giving it to him
"Like this" he said while putting two figures to his lips and played a soft short tune. Moments later a hawk appeared and landed on Links stretch out arm.
"So pretty, do what are you going to do with him?"push! I already know. No need for me to ask.
"Well I can use him to grab fare away objects or to knock things down. For example that bee hive over there" he said while letting the birds go and knocking it down.
"That's cool" I said while spinning on my heels and jumping onto the roof going towards the last rock pillar.
"What's wrong Silver?" Link asked while quickly following me and stopping right in front of me. The only thing I did was point at the monkey that's jumping up and down. Link gave me a confused look but looked over his shoulder to see what it is.
"Isn't that Uli?"
"I do believe so"
"Okay let's get that cradle" he called the hawk and got it to carry it over to him.
"Here you go" He handed the cradle to me "take it to Uli, I'm going to get the slingshot" he said while taking off.
"Man why do I have to carry this, it's heavy and I'm hungry" I grumbled while jumping back across, but me being me I slipped on the roof and fell backwards onto land.
"Oww that hurt" then the stupid thing fell on my stomach "oomph" just my luck man. I got up and stared to stomp my way to Uli. When I finally got there my anger went down quite a bit.
"Ah Silver, oh! you found my cradle. I made it when I had my first child. Can you please take it to my house?"
"Okay" let me tell you all something, this lady walks fast even thought she is pregnant. she can move, It's nothing like the game where she goes super slow. When we finally made it to her house she told me to set it by the door.
"Ah that reminds me, I have something to give to Link. Can you give it to him?"
"Yes I can" then my stomach grumbled
"Ahahaha, sorry about that. I haven't eaten anything yet"
"That I quite all right I'll be back shortly" then she stepped in her home and came out with a fishing rod
"Here you go this is for Link, Colin made it. And an apple for you."
"Thank you so much." Now I can finally eat something, I'm pretty sure that I have a huge smile on my face "Oh I'll give Link the fishing rod." Then I ran off while waving bye to Uli.
"Now to go where Link is or get a fish for that cat?" I chuckled to myself remembering that he wouldn't get his new toy anytime soon "the cat it is" I walked down to where the cat sat and stood by it.
"Hello Mr. Cat"
"Meow" he replied whiling eyeing the rod
"Yes, I'm going to help you"
"Meow meow… me-ow" the cat said while running and jumping around
"Okay, now let's see if I'm any good at fishing" a few minutes passed and my focus and the cats focus was on the rod. Then all of a sudden I felt something slump on my shoulder and that scarred the cookies out of me.
"Eeek! Meow!" we both yelped
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you" Link said while getting off of me "is that a fishing rod?" he asked whiling his eyes lit up
"Ah yes and it's yours, Colin made it for you"
"Cool, can I try" he asked super exited
"Sure" I handed it to him "but the dumb fish wouldn't-"
"I got one!" he yelled in an accomplished voice. My jaw just hung open
"What were you saying? I wasn't really paying attention sorry" he said while rubbing the back of his nick. Mother fucker! The guy has to be perfect at everything doesn't he! Just wait YOU WILL FAIL! You will be imperfect at least one. Heed my words. HEED THEM!
"Nothing at all" I said with a big fake smile. Then the cat came and took the fish; the look on Link face was so funny he had his mouth open with big eyes.
"And here I was worried about me being a Marry Sue, but Link is the Sue all along." I said out load by accident
"Ah Silver, what is a Sue?"
"Oh nothing, I'm sure that you'll screw up somewhere" I told him while patting his shoulder, and then gesturing for him to lead the way. "Now let's go and get your other new toy."
Link raised an eyebrow "you mean the kids new toy?"
I couldn't help but smirk at him "now, now Link, I saw how your eyes lit up when Talo mentioned the word slingshot."
"I have no idea what you're talking about" he replied with a bemused smirk
"Really now, are you're going to use it when the kids aren't looking and giggle like a mad school girl. Or maybe you're going to use it in front of the kids and let them parse you and let your ego grow to the size of a cow."
"I would never do that, I'm only getting it for the kids" It was my turn to raised an eyebrow
"Really I mean it" he said while opening the door and gesturing his hand to go in the shop first.
"Why thank you, kind sir" I said while curtsying to him
"My pleasure pretty lady" he replied with a hand over his heart and bowed to me "I like it when you act like a proper lady" he said with a boyish smile
"Humph don't get used to it. I'm only like that when I feel like it."
"Hello Sera, you feeling better?" Link asked
"Hello Link, yes I am. My kitty came back to me and brought back a fish. Isn't he just smart?"
"Hello ma'am, I would like to buy that slingshot if you don't mind. The kids asked me for it" I spoke up and saw link eyebrow twitch from the corner of my eye.
"Hello dear, my name is Sera and I don't mind. I'm in such in a good mode; here you can have the rest of the milk." Sera said while handing me the bottle and turning around to get the slingshot "It'll be 30 Rupees dear"
"You don't even have Rupees, let me pay" Link said with a smirk. I just reached down into my pocket and pulled out all the Rupees I have
"How did you get thoughts?" he asked startled
"I worked to get these, silly" I said while handing the Sera a yellow and red Rupees.
"Thank you my dear and have a nice day"
"Thank you ma'am, you too" I said walking out with Link behind me
"Where did you get all thoughts? You're not from Hyrule so I know that you don't have any of our currency"
"How do you know I'm not from here?"
"You were dressed differently when you got here and you came here with a strange device. Also the way you act is very different from the girls around here and you seem to know a lot more than you let off."
Oh man, did he figure out that I know what's going to happen?
"Know a lot more than I let off, how so" I asked while tilting my head to the side and asking with a sweet voice.
"You know what I mean; you know your way around the village and aren't scared of any monsters. You even know how to use a sword. Every time you smile your eyes show a different expression. Please tell me what you're hiding." Link pleaded while hugging me
"Man and here I thought that I was a good at lying all these years."
"you are good at lying, only to other people but you can't lie to me."
Shot! I have to keep that in mind now
"Okay I'll tell you latter but first can you let go of me?"
"Oh, ah sorry about that" he said while jumping back and rubbing his head in shame
"it fine." I said while walking up the path the where the kids are
"hey Link, hello Silver" Rusl said while nodding his head to my direction " I delivered something to your room Link. Oh I see that you got the fishing rod that Colin made, I'm sure that he would be pleased. Well have a nice day you two" Rusl finished and stared to walk off
"hey" I yelled out to let them know that we are here
"Ah Silver! is that the slingshot!" Talo yelled out
"Wow Silver you were able to buy it! that so cool" Beth cooed
"Let's set up the targets!" Talo yelled while popping them out of nowhere. How does he do that? I must know.
"All targets set up! Now let's see how much power the slingshot has!" Talo yelled once more.
"Here you go" I said while handing the slingshot to Link.
"It's your, why are you giving it to me?" he asked
"I know, but you want to play with it no? I saw you looking at it a couple of times"
"Shut up, in was not"
"Link show us what the slingshot can do!" Talo said getting hyped up
"Okay" while he got ready I tapped on his shoulder and pointed to the large ugly spider that was on the latter. Link took aim and fired, moments later the ugly thing was on the floor twitching. Nasty thing. I cringed my nose.
"Time to go and get the wooden sword" I said while climbing the later. I was looking around for a lard chest but found none. Instead I just saw the sword neatly put by the door by my things.
"Maybe I should also ware my sword" I said while putting it on my waist. Walking back out, I saw Colin by a tree all by his lonesome self.
"Hello Colin" I said stopping right next to him
"Hi Silver" he said glancing at me then looking back at Link. He doesn't like talking much I see. I wonder how I can make him talk.
"Wow that is amazing Link!" the other children yelled
"Oh yeah didn't Colin's dad go to your house to drop off something? What is it?" Talo asked
"Yes I demand that you tell us" Malo spoke
"Link, this is for you" I said before he could climbed up
"Thank you Silver" then he bent down and whispered in my ear "My ego hasn't grown to the size of a cow"
I quirked a eyebrow "I wouldn't be so sure about that"
"Link show us to use a sword" Talo said
My smirk appeared "Yes sir Link, show us how to use a sword I'm eager to know the way of the sword. After all you can do anything can you not?"
A playful grin came to his face "it would be my honor beautiful maiden" at those words my brow twitched "please watch intently and you can learn a thing or two from a master swordsmen such as myself" my hands turned into fits getting ready to punch him then and there. There are children here. Think of the children
"Well then, get to it" I said doing my best not to strike him. His smile grew larger knowing that I was holding back. He then turned around and got into position.
Calm down, calm down he is just an idiot.
"Do you like him?"Colin asked. Wow I was wrong he can talk . . . did he really have to ask that?
"Do I like who?"
"Link…do you like him?"
"Sure why not. He hasn't done anything to bad to me? Why do you ask?" well this is getting awkward
"Well Link really likes you, and he also smiles and talks a lot more now."
"Oh yeah, but I'm sure that it wasn't my doing. Maybe he is happy that there is another boy around his age."
". . ." Colin is just staring at me like I have two heads or he is trying to study me. I think it's the second one.
"That was great Link, now we can teach those naughty monkeys" Talo said while looking around
"Ahh! C'mere you!" then he ran after it, along with Beth and Malo after him. Here comes the big chase time to stay behind and let the hero do his job.
"Go get them Link, I know you can do it" I said while he went over to Epona
"What are you talking about? You're coming with me" then the moron grabbed me by the waist and pulled me up to sit right in front of him.
"You know that I'm going to slow you down and you don't really need me." I said trying to make space between links front and my back.
"What are you taking about your? You wouldn't slow me down" then you don't know me very well. We passed Beth and Malo and Link told them to go back. Now at this point we are at the bridge that dose not look safe and has a very, VERY , VERY long fall. Oh and I'm scared of heights, just letting you know. The whole way I closed my eyes so I wouldn't see anything.
"Hang on tight were going to jump"
"what, why?" were at the gate already?