LOZ it isn't always what it seems

by emo violinist

Let me start off by saying that this FanFic starts of like 46% of the other Fanfic. No it wasn't a nice, beautiful, rainy day. On the contraire it was a nice cool night. Link and OC

10. Chapter 10 the forest temple

I do not own LOZ nor the charters, but I do own Silver and the plot

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Chapter 10: the forest temple with crazy slides

Arriving at the foot of the temple, there is spider wed blocking the entrance.

"I got this" Link said while bring the web. Why doesn't everything burn with it? I have always wondered that.

"Oh well" there not that much time to think about it anyway. In side of the temple is super cool. I have always liked the forest temples. There so cool and mysteries.

"Hey look, it's that monkey" Midna said

"What's it doing in a cage?" Link asked. Walking over to the monkey with the flower I gestured for her to duck down, and then she did

"Good girl" I said and then swung my sword. After she was free she claimed the vines that leads to the forest temple door and she was jumping telling us to follow

"Well aren't you a popular guy Blondie? You have all the ladies around your figure." Midna said giggling. Then she looked at me "well not all the girls" then she went back in the shadows

"Oh? who you missing Linky boy?"

"No one let's just go" then he started to climb up and I followed suit. Now the the three of us are looking at the big door.

"So. . ." I started

"So. . ." Link repeated

"Open the door" I said patting his shoulder "you can do it! Mr. Hero"

"Right" walking over to the door Link opened the thing with easy. I just stared with my mouth open.

"It not as hard I thought it was, it rather easy" Link said looking at me while closing my mouth

"But how? It's it heavy? What?" I just don't understand. Is it a Sue thing?

"Let's go" he said while pulling me.

After kill a skulltula in the first room, we entered another room that is super windy and has an old bridge that is falling apart. Looking down I see a never ending clef that certainly will kill me when I hit bottom. Then the female monkey starts to run on the bridge like it's nothing and a big bamboo comes with a boomerang and destroys the bridge. The stupid thing starts to laugh and pat its ugly red butt at us.

"Why that good for nothing ape!" I said glaring at it. Then the thing runs off. The girl monkey climbs up the broken bridge and look back, then sighs at what she see's and runs back to the door.

"Well there seem to be a monkey fight, there no point in going over there. Why don't you two follower her. She seems that she wants to show you something" Midna said

Following her back inside, she climbs a rope and hangs upside down and telling us to jump. Link goes on ahead of me

"oh shit, I forgot about this" I whispered. Then the monkey started to squeaked telling me it's my turn

"Sigh, well here nothing" I said jumping over to her and extending my arms up. Then grabbed my hands and started to swing and let me go

"Oh man" I said scared, but I made it to the other side but I triped and fell down face first.

"ow" I said rubbing my nose

"you alright?" Link asked

"Yeah, how do you land so perfect?" I asked hoping he wouldn't say it just happens

"I don't know it just happens" son of bloody wolf

"Sigh, let's go" I said

The next room was a hall that had rock blocking something on the other side. Link hit a bomb bug and that sucker went BOMB sending everything in its path flying. On the other side were vases. But one of them was moving and something was sticking out of it.

"What is that?" Link asked breaking it. Then a chicken with a human head fell down. Man that thing always scared me. I even had nightmares of it before.

"Phew! Out at last!" the she-chicken said then looked over at us "gracious . . . once I got in there. I couldn't squeeze back out. You were a great help, thanks. I've been looking for something in here, you see. Gracious, yes! The two of you must also need something here, too. Shall we try working together for a while, fellow adventurers." She said happily

"I may not look like much but I am quite helpful. I can warp you both out of here if you want. My name is Ooccoo and my sons name is Ooccoo Jr. now let's get to it" then she jumped to Links arms. Eww, I could never hold that. Link then put them in his pouch.

"Alright! Let's keep on moving!" I said while walking off toward the other direction. Not paying attention to my surrounding I failed to notice that I walked into a trap door. That eminently closed right after.

"Ahhhhhh!" I yelled when I felt by body go down.

"Silver!" I heard Link scream and some banging from above.

I finally hit land but the sad thing is that it was a slide which took crazy turns and loops which defied gravity and logic.

"I don't feel good" I said when I finally slid onto flat land.

"Here take it, its red potion" Someone said

"Thanks" I said grabbing it and popping the cork off. Wait! Who said that? Looking up I saw a girl with green hair and a kind smile.

"Saria?" I asked bewildered

"Yes, but I'm not the one you think. I am a reincarnation of the one you know. Please come this way. You have to get the items that Link left here for you as well as the goddesses."

"Hero of time Link?" I asked

"Yes, with these items you will be able to enter Kokiri forest and then to the lost woods. you have to work your way towards the sacred forest meadow. You need to get the blessing stone from there and give it to your goddess sword."

"Right, wait, there still kokiri around?" I asked confused

"Yes, were still alive but we stay hidden. You will need five items from the forest temple to get over there."

"Okay, by the way is this the Great Duke tree?"

"Yes, but the Great Duke spout is still with us"

"I see"

"Here we are" she said while pointing to a big door with weird shapes and symbols

"Great, so how do we open it?" I asked. I mean I can't pick up something that 10 feet tall and made out of pure rock

"Silly you open it, take out your sword and use Din's fire"

"And how do I do that?" I asked looking at the sword in my hand "do I say igni illuminet like last time?"

"No that was a onetime thing." She said giggling "point your sword towards the sky and say Din's fire while swinging down at your target"

"right, I can do that" I walked in front of the door and pointed the sword towards the sky "Din's" I feel heat coming out of my right hand "fire" I swung down aiming at the door. The door started to glow and opened slowly

"Good job, I knew you can do it" Saria said. Then we both walked inside. And in the middle of the room was the ocarina of time. Well I got one out of five.

"I'm going to teach you how to play Saria's song, Zelda's Lullaby and Minuet of Forest" Saria said while pulling out another ocarina. After 10 tries for 3 songs I finally got it.

"Good, no play Saria's song with me" man was it fun. Now I know why Link liked playing with others. Then four chests appeared around us.

"Go get the iteams there yours" Saria said

"Cool" I said running towards them. In the first chest is a bow and a quiver.

"That's the Fairy bow and the giant quiver. You can hold up to 100 arrows" I just proceed to sling the quiver on my back over my backpack. Then Saria clapped her hands twice and target came out over nowhere.

"Okay, try hitting all the targets" she said with a smile. Right easier said than done. Let's see the last time I did this was in middle school. That was a very long time ago. After a day and a half I finally started to get the hang of it once more and I was actually hitting the targets now. Yeah go me!

YOU GOT THE GALE BOOMERANG!

THIS BOOMERANG HOUSES THE FAIRY OF WINDS POWER

"Dose this happen all the time?" Saria asked

"Yes 99.7% of the time"

"I feel sorry for you, I'll go talk to the owl for you after all this"

"Thank you, I would appreciate it"

"Okay now that you got the bow down, why not open the second chest." Saria said pointing to it.

"What does this one have for me?" I asked walking over to it. When I opened it I saw long black fingerless gloves with some silver armor on it.

"Those are the Silver Gauntlets, you can leave heavy objects. Put them on and see what's in the third?"

Walking over to the third chest while taking off my old gloves and replacing them. Once I got there I open it to see a red tunic with no hat sadly. But there is a very long cloth to tie my hair. Also there is a boom bag. Time to put this sucker in my backpack and tie the boom bag on my belt.

"That the Goron Tunic, they don't make them anymore. But with that you will be able to withstand the heat. with the boom bag you can have booms with you at all times" Saria said

"Time for the last chest" I said walking over to it. Opening it I saw a purple ring with bat wings and a single silver shoulder pad with angel wings on it and a silver ring with angel wings.

"Put the ring on your left middle finger" I did as told "now put your left hand in front of your left eye and say eye of truth"

"Eye of truth" then it glowed purple and a purple monocle with bay wings is flout in front of my left eye.

"That's so cool" I said happily

"hee hee, to deactivate it you do the same thing. Now put the shoulder pad on your right shoulder" tying it on with the two straps so it was securely place

"Okay" I said

"Now put the silver ring on your left little finger. And put your left hand over the shoulder pad"

"Are you sure that the ring is going to fit, my finger is that big" I said looking at it

"It will fit; the ring will adjust to your finger."

"all right" I put the ring on and then put my hand on my shoulder. All of a sudden they started to glow lightly and a black cloak appeared around me.

"This is super cool!" I shouted. My cloak looks like Tsuna's from reborn.

"What does it do Saria?" I asked

"That cloak is a shield that can with stand attacks" Saria said with a smile

"Yes, this is so cool, thank you Link and goddesses!" I shouted looking at the sky

"one last thing before you join the hero." Saria said walking over to me "here this is the map to get to Kokiri. You will need it for later"

"Thank you for everything Saria" I said

YOU GOT THE BIG KEY!

USE IT TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE BOSSES DUNGEON

"sigh, go this hall and onto the slide" Saria said while opening a passage way on the wall

"Thanks" I said running off into the door. The shut behind me so I was in a pich black room

"Great how do I know where the slide is nowwwwww...!" then I fell down once more landing on my butt.

"Great why does this one have more loops!" I yelled to myself. After a series of ups and downs, loops and turns it was finally calming down and I slid to a stop. Or so I thought the spot where I was sitting on lead to another slide that lead all the way down in a very, very quick pace

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I bloody screamed falling all the way down. I closed my eyes shut and a waited my death still screaming bloody murder. I felt myself hit something but it hurt much. I can still feel my body shack with fear, opening one eye I came face to face with the boss door.

"Glad to see you okay and alive Silver" Link said from below me

"Link" I said looking down at him. "I'm. . . I . . I was so scared!" I yelled while crying. I never want to that ever again in my life! I hate heights and me falling to my death doesn't help.

"There, there it's all right Silver" Link said while sitting up with me still on him and patting my back

"Your safe now, I wouldn't let anything hurt you" he said

"I don't care about being hurt, sniff, I just don't sniff, want to fall to my death again" I said calming down

"okay" he said with a smile "you ready for the boss?" Link asked

I just nodded my head while getting off of him. He then got up and opened the lock.

"Let's go" he said walking in fist.

Inside the temple there are purple waterfall and a purple lake. Then epic music of dome started to play. the lake started to bubble and two huge Baba came out.

TWILIGHT PARASITE

DIABABA

Link, Midna and the two baba looked at the ceiling along with me. The music stopped

BANG, HEY SARIA WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

STOP TALKING! IT'S ANOYING

BUT IT'S MY JOB

HIT! BANG! POP!

#$*+!

SILVER IT SHOULD BE GOOD NOW IF NOT I'LL COME BACK

"Thank you Saria! You're a great help" I shouted waving at the ceiling

"Who was that" asked one of the baba

"Some crazy owl" I said nonchalant

"I see, well lets go back to the fight" the other baba said. Then the music started once more and the battle began

"Link uses your boomerang!" I said while pointing to the bug booms

"On it" he said and pulled out his boomerang and gave it to the baba to eat. Then he repeated the process with the other head.

"that was easy" he said walking over to me.

"Link it's not" to late the main head of Daibaba came out and spat acid at Link

"Fucking idiot" I said running towards him while getting the cloak out to cover us both.

"Silver!" Link shouted

"Shut up idiot, cuz of you I got my new toy dirty" I said mad uncovering him "go and kick there butt"

"Okay" he said dogging "if only there were booms still" then the bamboo from early came and started to swing from one side to another

"Well there your wish come true" said while getting my bow out and getting ready to fire. Every time it would open its mouth to spit acid I would shot a boom arrow at it and Link would hack at the eye.

"Nice one blacky" Midna said from my shadow

"Thanks" after that one last time. The Daibaba finally died and withered. The giant eyeball fell at links feet and shattered. Then a heart container appeared. Daibab shattered into small black squares and gathered together to form part of the fused shadow.

"Well done both of you! That's what I was looking for. That's a fused shadow or what the light spirit called dark power . . . do you guys remember what the spirit said?"

"Nope" I said

"Sigh, About how you had to match the power of the king of shadows?"

"Yup"

"Good, but could it really be so easy? Is this all there is to it? Aaa haa haa"

"Like anything in life could be that easy Midna" I said

"True, well there are a total of three fused shadows. I think the other light spirits have the rest. if you want to know exactly what fused shadows are. . . well, maybe I'll you guys if you find the other two" then she turned around

"so let's not waste any more time here" Midna said while pointing to the floor and opening a portal "I'll get you both out of here, let's go"

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We got teleported to Faron woods and the light spirits theme music started to play

"Heroic Link and Sliver. Do not think that Hyrule is now saved from the spread of twilight. . . Link leave these woods and go to the west, where you will find the land protected by the spirit Eldin. You will find those who you seek, that land very soon is going to be covered in twilight. Young Silver, Eldin is calling for you to help those people before it's too late. I will awaken your light energy that sleeps deep with you so you wouldn't turn into a beast when twilight hits. Link you will travel there on foot but I do warn you if you enter the curtain of twilight you will turn into a beast. Now Silver steep into the spring and be off"

"See you soon Link" I said while stepping into the glowing water

"Be safe" Link said with sad and worried eyes

"Don't worry too much Linky boy, I'm a big girl remember" I said pointing to myself while smiling. Then I disappeared into the light.

"Yeah I know, Silver. I know" Link said

"be off now hero" Faron said