Well I finally got around to posting this, ENJOY! :)
An hour later, we all entered the club. It was basically a giant room with multiple disco balls and strobe lights, and a bar that served fruit punch off to the side. Fast dance music was blasting the room and people were dancing all over the place. We all kind of awkwardly stood around until a song came on that Iris claimed she loved, and she wanted us to have fun.
So we started dancing, and soon enough we were all having a good time. Even Tracey!
"Hey! Are you having a good time?!" A dj yelled through a microphone. everyone cheered "Yeah!" In reply.
"Well good! Now everyone find a partner! It's time for our slow ten to start!"
"Slow ten?" I wondered aloud.
"I don't know" Iris shrugged, "but we better find partners!"
Tracey turned to May right away and held out his hand politely "Will you do me the honor of being my partner?"
"Of course!" May smiled and took Tracey's hand.
"Partner? For what?" Ash frowned.
"To dance, dumbo!" Misty seethed "and since no one will want to be your partner, I'll be your partner!" Misty gripped Ash's hand.
"Oh uh ok" Ash stuttered.
I watched helplessly as Iris awkwardly stood around, eyeing Cilan every few seconds. Cilan on the other hand, was looking at his feet as if he was trying to avoid the situation.
I on the other, other hand was still trying to get some wishfulshipping action to happen, so I walked up to Cilan.
"Hey" I started casually.
"Huh" Cilan looked up to see who was addressing him.
"I think Iris needs a partner" I motioned my hand in Iris's direction.
"Oh uh well I-'"
"It's not very gentlemanly to let a young lady dance alone..." I pried.
'You're right!" Cilan realized, and hurriedly ran up to Iris.
I watched from a far as Cilan held out his hand Iris, who promptly took it right away. Awww. Then I realized that I didn't have a partner... Awkward. I looked around and saw this guy who highly resembled a guy I knew back in Macedonia. Even though I knew it was highly unlikely, I marched up to the guy to take a closer look.
"Umm hi?" The guy looked at me for a moment.
"What's your name?" I demanded.
"Brendan-wait why should I tell you!"
"Because I know you!"
"What are you talking about? Weirdo" Brendan frowned and walked away from me. I'm such a loner...
The slow music began to play, and I watched silently from against a wall. Where was Hannah though? I knew for a fact that she didn't have a partner. Then I spotted her dancing like a maniac in between May and Tracey and Iris and Cilan.
"Hannah!" I shrieked.
"What?" Hannah asked over the music.
"This is a slow song!"
"Well I'm not gonna slow dance with myself!" Hannah pointed out.
"Well yeah, but-" I was interrupted by a sudden shriek. Who was it? None other than Ash Ketchum of course!
"Ash calm down!" Misty frantically covered Ash's mouth with her hand.
"What happened?" I ran up to the two.
"Oh nothing..." Misty shrugged.
"Then why aren't you dancing?" I asked suspiciously.
"Umm-"
"She tried to-!" Ash attempted to say something, but Misty re-covered his mouth.
"Umm well I'll just leave you two alone then..." I awkwardly shuffled away.
The first slow song had ended, and everyone was kind of awkwardly letting go of each other.
"Yo! This next dance is for you lovebirds out there!" The D.j startled everyone by yelling into the mic.
A large group of people started to head over to the bar, but surprisingly none of our party had even began to leave where they were currently standing.
"Uhh guys? You heard the d.j right?"
"Yeah" Tracey stated simply.
"No, I wasn't paying attention!" Ash seemed delighted by this fact (who knows why).
"He said this dance is going to be for lovebirds!"
"Lovebirds? Like pidgeys or pidoves?" Ash's eyes widened as he thought about a bunch of bird pokemon dancing.
"No doofus!" Misty exclaimed, "it's a figure of speech! It means like uh couples!"
"Hmmm" Ash seemed to have a tough time figuring out what Misty meant.
Suddenly the slow music started, and we all looked at each other strangely.
"Yo all gotta dance!" The d.j yelled in our direction.
"May, would you do me the honor of sharing this dance with you?" Tracey extended his hand and winked.
"I would be honored!" May squeaked happily.
"Who should I dance with...Hey Iris-"
"No!" I shrieked then added "you should ask Misty!"
Ash didn't seem to realize how strange this sounded, but he went up to Misty and asked her to dance instead.
Iris, Cilan, Brock, and Chilli were all standing around still though.
"We better pair up before the d.j yells at us again" I suggested.
"I call Chilli!" Hannah ran over to Chilli.
"Ummm ok" Chilli sweatdropped.
"Well then I get...Brock" I slightly frowned.
"Hmmm...I guess that'll do" Brock reasoned.
"Well then I guess I'm stuck with Cilan" Iris stated.
So we all danced.
We left the club around 11, and by the time we all got back to the gym we were exhausted, but no one really wanted to go to sleep so we tried to think of something to do.
"Let's watch a movie" Iris suggested.
"What movie?" I asked as a flopped down on my sleeping bag.
"Ooo ooo! How about Thomas the Train!" Cilan recommended loudly.
"That movie's for 4 year olds!"
"No! It's full of useful information that any metro connoisseur would love to know!"
"Cilan, you're the only Metro connoisseur here" Iris pointed out.
"Oh yeah..."
"Why don't we watch Mall Cop?" May giggled.
"Yeah! Mall Cop!" Everyone agreed (except Cilan).
"I'll go turn on the TV!" Chilli stood up and wandered into a small closet at the back of the arena.
"Hey, where is the TV?" Misty wondered aloud.
Suddenly a humongous flat screen TV came down from the ceiling.
"We use it for battle competitions we host sometimes" Cilan commented.
Chilli fumbled around with the controls for a few seconds until the DVD logo popped up on the screen, promptly followed by the white triangle that indicated "play".
"Hahaha this is hilarious!" Ash yelled.
"Uh Ash?"
"What?"
"The movie hasn't started yet!" Misty whacked Ash with a mallet.
"Yeah it has! Look!"
"That's the main menu" Misty rolled her eyes.
"Hmmph" Ash grumbled.
"Guys be quiet! Chilli finally pressed play!" I made a shushing motion with my hand.
"Woah" Tracey sighed for no apparent reason.
I turned to see what he was talking about, and almost began to laugh when I saw him holding a sketchpad and pencil in his hands.
On the screen Paul Blart (the main character) had just ran into a mini van because he was distracted by a pretty sales clerk.
"Awww I hope she likes him in the end" Misty sighed dreamily "that would be so romantic!"
"Who cares about romance?" Ash smirked "I wanna see some action!"
"Hey" Brock said out of the blue uninvited.
"I forgot you were here again" I grinned.
"Meanie butt" Brock pouted.
"Pfft yo sassy!"
Huh? I looked around to find out who just said that, and was surprised to find that it had been Cilan!
Iris tipped over laughing "now be a-a drunk guy!" she stuttered out in between laughing
Cilan purposely tipped over and started giggling "Look! A pony! No wait! It's a Pegasus!"
"Bahahaha!"
"Geez! I'm watching the movie!" May screeched, causing Tracey to cover his ears.
"Well I'm blue so da ba di da ba di" Cilan waggled his finger like some sort of sassy girl.
"What is he being now?" I asked Iris.
"A sassy rapper!"
"I'm going to bed!" We all turned to see Ash hide in his sleeping bag.
"What a kid" Iris rolled her eyes "now Cilan, you're a member of one direction!"
"Which one?" Cilan asked in his normal voice.
"Ummm"
"Niall!" I yelped "he's the best!"
"I'm Irish, and I like leprechauns!" Cilan said in a weird Irish accent.
"Ok just-just stop, that was- that was horrible" I frowned in disappointment.
Cilan looked at me sadly "I'm sorry, I can't do Irish accents"
"I think you did good!" Iris patted his back reassuringly.
"Oh em gee!" Dawn squealed.
"Oh my gosh! Dawn I totally forgot you were here! Like more than I forgot Brock!"
"Geez that's a bid rude" Dawn frowned.
"Eh I wouldn't say rude... Just forgetful" I shrugged.
"Art art!" Cilan's seal imitation floated through the room.
"How are you so energetic Cilan?" I groaned.
"I'm not energetic!"
"He's slap happy" Iris smirked.
"Hmmm... ooh let's mess with him while he doesn't know what's going on!"
"Ok!" Iris giggled.
"Hey Cilan!" I started.
"What?" He spun around.
"Do you like panda bears?"
"Yeah they're fuzzy" Cilan stated simply.
"So you like fuzzy things?" I concluded.
"Yeah fuzzy things are soft!"
"Iris is fuzzy"
"Oooooo!" Cilan reached over and started petting Iris's hair.
"Cilan! Why are you acting so weird?" Iris yelped.
"I'm not acting weird! I'm a connoisseur!" Cilan proclaimed.
"Hey remember that one time when Ash's mom sent us pickles in the mail?" Tracey smiled at the fond memory.
"Oh yeah! That was hilarious!" May agreed.
"Why did Ash's mom send you pickles?" I asked.
"Because she loves pickles" Ash said in his sleep.
"Woah" I stared in disbelief.
"Yeah he talks in his sleep all the time" Brock sighed.
"Brock open your eyes!"
"What? They are open!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Take a dump!"
"What?" I frowned at Brock who had fallen asleep out of the blue, uninvited.
"Why do you keep making references to Adele?" Hannah asked me.
"What? I didn't say them out loud!"
"Yes you did!"
"Well it's always a good time..."
"Oh no! Not again!"
"Be quiet!" Ash moaned.
"Hey, where'd Cilan go?" iris suddenly panicked.
"He must be around here somewhere" I pointed out.
"We better go look for him, he could kill himself!"
"I highly doubt that".
"Let's split up! May and Tracey, you guys go look for him too!"
"What about me?" Dawn pouted.
"You can...look outside" I derped.
"Ok!" Dawn jumped for joy and ran out of the arena.
"Now that she's gone...Hannah go look upstairs!"
"Why should I listen to you?" Hannah glared at me.
"Because we need to find Cilan!" I groaned.
"Why are you the leader?" Hannah continued.
"Fine! You can be the leader!"
"I don't want to be the leader!"
I'll be the leader!' Iris interrupted our fight.
"Why are you the leader?" Hannah groaned.
"Oh no not again..." May sighed.
"We'll never find Cilan at this pace" Tracey reasoned.
"Hey I found Cilan!" Chili entered the room with a dazed Cilan.
"Where was he?" Iris asked.
"In the walk in freezer" Chili rolled his eyes "pretty stupid if you ask me".
"Well at least he's safe" Misty smiled.
"Yeah that's good".
"Well I'm going to go to bed" Tracey announced. Everyone agreed and in a little while we were all asleep.
The next morning everyone woke up to a strange noise. A really strange noise...
"What was that?" Brock groaned.
"It sounded like a dying ducklet" Ash added.
"More like a smelly cat" I whined in protest.
"I'd better check it out" Cilan reluctantly stood up.
"He's back to normal!" Iris cheered.
"Yay!"
"What are you talking about?" Cilan frowned. Oh what fun! He didn't remember being slaphappy!
"Nothing, just go find out what that noise was" I shooed him away.
"I'm still tired" Dawn complained.
"We all are" May groaned.
"Except me!" Brock stood up and started doing jumping jacks.
"Brock! Stop!" Misty whacked Brock with a mallet.
"Ow! Geez Misty!" Brock rubbed his head.
"Cawkadoodledoo!"
"What the?" May looked at Hannah suspiciously.
"I didn't do it!" Hannah pleaded.
"Sorry guys that was pikachu" Ash patted pikachu's head.
"How did pikachu do that?" I gasped.
"Well yuh see-" Ash grinned nervously.
"Hey! Everyone come out here!" Cilan's head popped into the doorway.
"Why?" Tracey whined.
"Because I found something strange!"
Everyone slowly began to stand up and head towards the door.
"What is it?" Misty asked curiously.
"You have to see it!" Cilan assured us.
We soon entered the kitchen, where we found a tiny creature on the counter.
"Isn't that a..." Iris frowned.
"Yeah! That's a fly!"
"No! Not that!" Cilan yelped "That!"
Everyone looked in the direction Cilan was pointing and gasped.
"It's a mythical creature!" May squealed excitably.
"It's a puppy!" Hannah exclaimed.
"Yeah! A Boston Terrier!" I added.
"What's a puppy?" Misty asked.
"Oh" I grimaced "Puppies are umm pokemon that can't learn attacks".
"Woah!" Ash joined in "why would you want a pokemon that can't do anything?"
"That's kind of rude" Dawn whined "is it dangerous?"
"Probably not" I concluded.
"We should name it John!" Tracey recommended.
"Why would we name it John? It might be a girl!" I frowned.
"Oh yeah" Tracey frowned as well "but I like that name!"
"That's a stupid name!" Hannah screeched.
"And scissors isn't?" Dawn pointed out.
"Scissors is an amazing name!" Hannah argued.
"Let's not fight" Cilan sweatdropped "we should really figure out what to do with this... Puppy".
"First we should see if it has an owner!" I bent down and checked for a collar "well there's no collar".
"What do we do then?" Tracey asked.
"Well it looks hungry" I determined "we should feed it".
"I can go prepare something" Cilan suggested "what do they eat?"
"Um well usually they eat dog food..." I mumbled "but try making some pokemon food".
"Ok, I'll be back in a while".
After Cilan left, Dawn told us that she thought the puppy was scary. No one really cared...
"Hi baby" I got on my knees and slowly approached the black and white puppy. It slowly padded towards me and whimpered.
"Awwww" I picked up the baby and stood up.
"Ahhh! Get that thing away from me!" Dawn shrieked.
"Dawn be quiet!" May shushed.
"We are never ever ever getting back together!"
"What?"
I decided to shut up for a while because things were getting too random.
"Here, I made the food!" Cilan placed a small bowl on the ground in front of me, and the dog dug in immediately.
"Ahh!" Dawn screamed "it's gonna eat me!"
"It's not going to eat you Dawn" Misty rolled her eyes.
"Sure" Dawn sneered, "but when you're being eaten I'm going to laugh!"
"Psst!" Iris LOUDLY whispered.
"What?" I asked suspiciously.
"Come with me!"
"But what about the dog?"
"I can watch it" Cilan smiled. Somehow he had creeped up behind me and Iris.
"Ah! Jeez you scared me Cilan!"
"Sorry" he grinned.
"Whatever" Iris sighed "let's go".
"So where are we going?" I asked as soon as we were away from the crowd of people in the kitchen.
"Well something just occurred to me" Iris bit her lip "we still need to torment Tracey!"
"Oh yeah! You're right!"
"How do you think we should torment him? Embarrassment? Awkwardness?"
"Awkwardness!" I exclaimed enthusiastically.
"Ok!" Iris giggled I have an idea!
After whispering her idea in my ear, I smiled broadly. It was a perfect plan! Tracey's reaction would be hilarious!